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Ow do good folks

I hope you all had a pleasant Christmas?

Well, it seems that in the meantime our old friend, Yan Chenglong has been in the news again….for all the wrong reasons.

You remember our Yan, right?

Yes, this is the Chinese National Chess Champion accused of cheating via the rather novel method of inserting anal beads up his arse prior to matches (I’m still none the wiser how said method actually upped his game but there you go….)

Anyway, it now transpires that after one of his anal bead assisted victories, our Yan, for reasons best known only to himself, decided to take a shit in a hotel bathtub as a rather unusual means of celebration.

He has subsequently been stripped of his illustrious title for his troubles.

My question therefore my fine folks:

What the actual fuck?!