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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anybody freaked out by them, my daughter is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate them with a passion

They are just creepy

Ever noticed how if there's a clown in a film it's always the rapist, murderer or robber

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

amazing how many people are freaked out by them, but all you have to do is look at their shoes(if they have proper ones on) should be able to get away easily

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont like them, i did as a kid its since ive been an adult, they seem sinister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate them. Can't be near one. They're freaky and evil.. Feared to death by them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I went to a fancy dress party as one once, wondered why I never got a bonk

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I went to a fancy dress party as one once, wondered why I never got a bonk

But I bet you got your hooter squeezed...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went to a fancy dress party as one once, wondered why I never got a bonk

But I bet you got your hooter squeezed..."

People tripped over my shoes and twanged my hooter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont like them, i did as a kid its since ive been an adult, they seem sinister"

they are the ultimate icon of happy face to gain trust turn's evil

John Wayne Gacy used to dress as a clown to do kids parties

That's just the image I have of them

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I went to a fancy dress party as one once, wondered why I never got a bonk

But I bet you got your hooter squeezed...

People tripped over my shoes and twanged my hooter

But did your flower squirt at them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went to a fancy dress party as one once, wondered why I never got a bonk

But I bet you got your hooter squeezed...

People tripped over my shoes and twanged my hooter

But did your flower squirt at them?"

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By *ss2011Man
over a year ago

Leeds/Bradford

John Wayne Gacy was a super cute clown!

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By *andWnwcplCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Clowns are awesome, me and the other half have been clowning for years , it's great, HONK!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some very clownist attitudes being displayed on this thread, no wonder so many of them have to paint tears on their cheeks, their ducts have probably run dry.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Clowns freak me....pacifist by nature...but I think id clock a clown that was in my face.....(David)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody freaked out by them, my daughter is "

I don't think there is anything wrong with being wary of strangers in masks. If you were to look at it objectively someone in a mask is more likely to do you harm than good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my daughter is too - anything dressed up - santa - clowns - panto etc - shes almost 19 and still not happy with them

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By *andWnwcplCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Hmmm maybe we should change our profile pic to our clown pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody freaked out by them, my daughter is

I don't think there is anything wrong with being wary of strangers in masks. If you were to look at it objectively someone in a mask is more likely to do you harm than good.

a clown in the post office with a 3ft long brown paper parcel is well worth being scared off.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Anybody freaked out by them, my daughter is

I don't think there is anything wrong with being wary of strangers in masks. If you were to look at it objectively someone in a mask is more likely to do you harm than good.

a clown in the post office with a 3ft long brown paper parcel is well worth being scared off.

I am scared of clowns they really freak me out, Stephen Kings "It" is the cause....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well i saw a ten foot clown walking down the street and it freaked me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clowns freak me....pacifist by nature...but I think id clock a clown that was in my face.....(David)

I have done that. Was on a holiday camp in my late teens. Some idiot dressed up in a clown suit and face mask sat at the side of me and the photographer asked if I wanted a pic. I turned round and almost jumped out my skin, I punched the guy in costume in the head making him fall over while I tried scrambling over him to get away I fell and whacked my head on the corner of the bar and nearly knocked myself out.. They tried to ban me from the club til my aunt went to the management and explained my phobia and many others have it too, so clowns were taken off the photo shoot.. Absolutely scared shitless. Don't even like the one in blackpool, the whole building burnt down yet the clown didn't get burnt or scolded? Freaky !!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is there a clownophobia.com website available?

Hope all your doors,wheels,boot & bonnet all fall off simultainiously before your engine explodes.

Ye of little faith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was never a problem with clowns until Steven king devised the character pennywise

I blame him!

Clowns of the world should unite and sue the bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like them my mam had a mate that made toys and she gave me and my sister these satin clowns for xmas one year...just after we had watched poltergeist and they freaked the shit out of us.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

It's the mimes you need to watch...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It's the mimes you need to watch...

Don't worry, Vicie Boi once had an unfortunate incident involving Marcel Marceau and an overinflated balloon

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Pennywise out of Stephen King's IT gives me the creeps yo!

On a general clown note. Anyone that has to paint a smile on their face is not to be trusted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one, it used to sit on the top of my wardrobe *shudder* I was afraid to get rid of it in case it came back for revenge!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word ... Freaky!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez ! You lot !

No wonder Ronald McDonald keeps his profile pics in private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And sideshow bob!

Another one that has turned kids against clowns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secextra featured a group session involving clowns last night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Secextra featured a group session involving clowns last night...

i hope they took their shoes off

actually slightly off topic but one of my favourite clips on xtube is of two guys shagging in fancy dress

one is dressed as a member of a SWAT team, the other as scooby doo

but the best bit is when he cums, he shouts out 'scooby dooby dooooooooooooooooo'

genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Secextra featured a group session involving clowns last night...

i hope they took their shoes off

actually slightly off topic but one of my favourite clips on xtube is of two guys shagging in fancy dress

one is dressed as a member of a SWAT team, the other as scooby doo

but the best bit is when he cums, he shouts out 'scooby dooby dooooooooooooooooo'

genius

no they didn't... It was all very bizarre!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Secextra featured a group session involving clowns last night...

i hope they took their shoes off

actually slightly off topic but one of my favourite clips on xtube is of two guys shagging in fancy dress

one is dressed as a member of a SWAT team, the other as scooby doo

but the best bit is when he cums, he shouts out 'scooby dooby dooooooooooooooooo'

genius

Now I want to see the link!!

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"Secextra featured a group session involving clowns last night...

i hope they took their shoes off

actually slightly off topic but one of my favourite clips on xtube is of two guys shagging in fancy dress

one is dressed as a member of a SWAT team, the other as scooby doo

but the best bit is when he cums, he shouts out 'scooby dooby dooooooooooooooooo'

genius

Now I want to see the link!!"

Me too, as long as it doesn't feature Scrappy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Secextra featured a group session involving clowns last night...

i hope they took their shoes off

actually slightly off topic but one of my favourite clips on xtube is of two guys shagging in fancy dress

one is dressed as a member of a SWAT team, the other as scooby doo

but the best bit is when he cums, he shouts out 'scooby dooby dooooooooooooooooo'

genius

Now I want to see the link!!"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

So none of you go to the annual clown's service? Clown's from all over the world gather once a year (February) at the Clown's Church (Holy Trinity, Dalston) for a service and to bless the clown faces. They then put on a show for the kids. There is also a clown's gallery in Hackney that holds all the clown faces.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Best car bumper sticker I've ever seen -'Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me!'

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"So none of you go to the annual clown's service? Clown's from all over the world gather once a year (February) at the Clown's Church (Holy Trinity, Dalston) for a service and to bless the clown faces. They then put on a show for the kids. There is also a clown's gallery in Hackney that holds all the clown faces."

That is sick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best car bumper sticker I've ever seen -'Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me!'

next to the Dads taxi one on the bumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joseph Grimaldi is buried just off of pentonville road near kings cross station in Grimaldi park

He was king of the clowns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched killer clowns from outer space again recently..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Joseph Grimaldi is buried just off of pentonville road near kings cross station in Grimaldi park

He was king of the clowns "

I visited his grave yesterday as I was early for a meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody freaked out by them, my daughter is "

I was once removed from Drayton Manor Park for kicking the stilts from under a clown and punching him!

He'd crept up behind me while I was eating and kicked my elbow as I was putting a fork full of food in my mouth, which caused me to cut my gum. I hate clowns and when I saw one behind me, having just kicked me (albeit as a joke) I saw red...lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Anybody freaked out by them, my daughter is

I was once removed from Drayton Manor Park for kicking the stilts from under a clown and punching him!

That was just mean - who kicks an elbow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have been nani?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very freaked out by them don't know but they scare the hell out of me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Might have been nani?"

I've never heard of a clown called nani.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was never a problem with clowns until Steven king devised the character pennywise

I blame him!

Clowns of the world should unite and sue the bastard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody freaked out by them, my daughter is

I was once removed from Drayton Manor Park for kicking the stilts from under a clown and punching him!

That was just mean - who kicks an elbow?"

With a stilt may I add...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Anybody freaked out by them, my daughter is

I was once removed from Drayton Manor Park for kicking the stilts from under a clown and punching him!

That was just mean - who kicks an elbow?

With a stilt may I add..."

I'd call that assault with a deadly weapon and very un-clown-like behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might have been nani?

I've never heard of a clown called nani."

He plays for man utd (more of a mans joke)

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