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"Out! I quit" Dear Cleaner It's a shame to see you go, however I sure we can fill your role soon enough. The smears on the windows were bringing down your appraisals quite a bit. Kind Regards CEO PS please take the overalls with you and leave quietly. | |||
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"Dear CEO, may I have an ergonomic keyboard, as I can't see the present one when I'm typing on it. My boobs are in the way. Tina " Dear Tina. Please contact the IT dept, should they have any left you have my authorisation to have the ergonomic keyboard. Please make sure the correct dept check you desk set up and posture. I expect them them t be very thorough with their check. Kind Regards CEO | |||
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"Dear CEO, may I have an ergonomic keyboard, as I can't see the present one when I'm typing on it. My boobs are in the way. Tina Dear Tina. Please contact the IT dept, should they have any left you have my authorisation to have the ergonomic keyboard. Please make sure the correct dept check you desk set up and posture. I expect them them t be very thorough with their check. Kind Regards CEO" Dear CEO, IT came out and set it all up, so that's fine. However, someone's been cumming in the milk in the staffroom. Again. It tastes fantastic. Can this person, once discovered, be made employee of the month, please? Tina | |||
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"Have you heard we can now make the site in 8bit meaning we can add more colours. someone power up the Gameboy we use as the server and get this site 1994 ready " Update! Due to lack of site support we have had to revert back to a previous setting and stick at that level until site support is renewed. Kind Regards CEO | |||
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"Dear all, I'm in the process of ordering some new "equipment and supplies" for the office. Please let me know if you require anything specific, other than the usual binders, rubbers and tissues. You can find me in the stationery cupboard, just remember to knock and wait, before you enter. Kind regards Mimi Office Supplies Dept" Batteries, plenty of batteries. Oh, and a puncture repair kit. Lol | |||
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"Who's locking up? My pussy." *** Anything else still open? | |||
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"Who's locking up? My pussy. *** Anything else still open? " Nothing else ever was. | |||
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"Who's locking up? My pussy." I have that effect on women x | |||
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"Dear CEO, It has been noted that the tea trolly has been used for inappropriate duties Who ever left the creampie after crushing the biscuits and spilling the milk, should be disappointed that they took so little time. I only left the trolly in the stationary cupboard for 5 minutes. Also cc to security to check the cctv. The tea boy. " Thank you for your email. I am currently out of office. I am due to return from the secretary's office in due course. Please email the 404 department in my absence. | |||
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"we are selling lingerie as a new fab line and need to prep for new year's launch of new items. You decide what they are and how we launch them. " Staff wide announcement From the photography department we have had issues with the digital photos of the new line of lingerie. Could all staff report to the photo department as everyone will be photographed with the new lingerie line. I do hope you all wont be shy in this endeavor. | |||
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"To: HR CC: Office Supplies BCC: Chinese Government; vestedinterests It has been brought to my attention that shoving a stapler up a colleague’s arse and requesting him to bite the corners of documents is not in accordance with policy per se. Noted for future reference. Office Supplies please advise on provision of a new stapler. " You may have a replacement... But this is the LAST one, any future staplers will have to provided at your own expense. | |||
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"To: HR CC: Office Supplies BCC: Chinese Government; vestedinterests It has been brought to my attention that shoving a stapler up a colleague’s arse and requesting him to bite the corners of documents is not in accordance with policy per se. Noted for future reference. Office Supplies please advise on provision of a new stapler. You may have a replacement... But this is the LAST one, any future staplers will have to provided at your own expense. " To: Office Supplies Cc: IT Due to financial constraints I will retrieve aforementioned stapler. IT please amend colleague email signature to “Sooty”. | |||
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"To: HR CC: Office Supplies BCC: Chinese Government; vestedinterests It has been brought to my attention that shoving a stapler up a colleague’s arse and requesting him to bite the corners of documents is not in accordance with policy per se. Noted for future reference. Office Supplies please advise on provision of a new stapler. " *applauds* | |||
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