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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago

I'd have more luck on here if I did the more and got my boobs out.

Would I need to pluck the nipple hair first though?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
46 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Leave the hair. There'll be some fetishists who'll love that shit

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By *aitonelMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool

It's too early. I'm lacking sleep. I'm sleep deprived grumpy.

I've got nothing!

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By *midnight-Woman
46 weeks ago

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Get the boobs out though - more is better.. How many do you have??

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By *stwo2023Couple
46 weeks ago

Worcester

Nah....as long as there are nipples out most men don't tend to care about the hair

Evie

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Stay true to your grump profile and leave them off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"Leave the hair. There'll be some fetishists who'll love that shit "

I'm hoping this is the case because I'm in ultra lazy mode right now.

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By *ea monkeyMan
46 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I guess it depends on what you want. If you want to actually meet people, I think that’s probably the least of the issues?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"Get the boobs out though - more is better.. How many do you have?? "

Maths at this time? Hold on...

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By *an DeLyonMan
46 weeks ago

County Durham

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By *illy IdolMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands

No, you'll be fine. Most of us ain't that fussy and will fuck anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"I guess it depends on what you want. If you want to actually meet people, I think that’s probably the least of the issues? "

You hate me don't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"It's too early. I'm lacking sleep. I'm sleep deprived grumpy.

I've got nothing! "

Same as usual then.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Just be, you op.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"No, you'll be fine. Most of us ain't that fussy and will fuck anything "

Here's hoping!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Don't pluck them, they're obviously sensitive tactile hairs that aid navigation, locomotion, exploration, hunting, social touch and perform other functions.

We do need to see more deformed genitalia though.

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By *eliWoman
46 weeks ago

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Honestly you'll be fine. You've got that whole grumpy shtick going for you, you clearly like penis at least 25% of the time.

I've even see you flirt with men.

If they don't like you? Their loss.

(Got to include at least one clichéd thing)

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By *aitonelMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool

Brucey still not got off his arse and took one for the team?

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By *ea monkeyMan
46 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I guess it depends on what you want. If you want to actually meet people, I think that’s probably the least of the issues?

You hate me don't you? "

Nah!

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By *aitonelMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Honestly you'll be fine. You've got that whole grumpy shtick going for you, you clearly like penis at least 25% of the time.

I've even see you flirt with men.

If they don't like you? Their loss.

(Got to include at least one clichéd thing)"

Their loss of they do like her too. I should know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"Just be, you op. "

This is not good advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"I'd have more luck on here if I did the more and got my boobs out.

Would I need to pluck the nipple hair first though?

"

You have your minge out. Open your filters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"Honestly you'll be fine. You've got that whole grumpy shtick going for you, you clearly like penis at least 25% of the time.

I've even see you flirt with men.

If they don't like you? Their loss.

(Got to include at least one clichéd thing)"

The flirting is me taking the piss. This could be where I'm going wrong.

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By *illy IdolMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands


"No, you'll be fine. Most of us ain't that fussy and will fuck anything

Here's hoping!"

Good luck OP

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By *aitonelMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Just be, you op.

This is not good advice."

Have you tried not being you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"Don't pluck them, they're obviously sensitive tactile hairs that aid navigation, locomotion, exploration, hunting, social touch and perform other functions.

We do need to see more deformed genitalia though."

That's a lot of jobs for 3 hairs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"Honestly you'll be fine. You've got that whole grumpy shtick going for you, you clearly like penis at least 25% of the time.

I've even see you flirt with men.

If they don't like you? Their loss.

(Got to include at least one clichéd thing)

Their loss of they do like her too. I should know! "

Awww Kai, does this mean you like me!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Just be, you op.

This is not good advice."

You mean you don’t already?

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By *aitonelMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Honestly you'll be fine. You've got that whole grumpy shtick going for you, you clearly like penis at least 25% of the time.

I've even see you flirt with men.

If they don't like you? Their loss.

(Got to include at least one clichéd thing)

Their loss of they do like her too. I should know!

Awww Kai, does this mean you like me!?!"

Jury is still out on that one.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
46 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Just have your cock as your profile pic

J

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
46 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

OP

If you offered tea and cake, I’d gladly pluck your nipple hair for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"Just have your cock as your profile pic

J"

I tried this.

I do not recommend it.

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By *midnight-Woman
46 weeks ago

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"Don't pluck them, they're obviously sensitive tactile hairs that aid navigation, locomotion, exploration, hunting, social touch and perform other functions.

We do need to see more deformed genitalia though.

That's a lot of jobs for 3 hairs. "

3 boobs takes a lot of looking after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"OP

If you offered tea and cake, I’d gladly pluck your nipple hair for you "

I don't drink/make tea.

And the only cake I can offer is tiramisu. But I don't share food.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
46 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I'd have more luck on here if I did the more and got my boobs out.

Would I need to pluck the nipple hair first though?

"

Do you really want to meet someone off here though? I mean you don't know where they've been.

Stay mean. Stay clean.

MrsAbz

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
46 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Seriously, I quite like some pictures of my boobs and it turns out I like putting them on here. If that's not your thing then do it.

I have no flirting advice as I am terrible at it and can only use the eyelash emoji genuinely or ironically and on the whole it's too obvious which.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"

Stay mean. Stay clean.

"

I want this on a t-shirt.

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By *eniandMikeCouple
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

As you have curly hair on top, are the nipple hairs straight??? Or do they also carry a slight kink?????

Jx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
46 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I didn't proof read that properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

You have had your boobs out?

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By *aitonelMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool


"You have had your boobs out? "

Can confirm yes

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
46 weeks ago

Wales

I dunno, but maybe it's your username that's off-putting?

Just saying.

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By *aitonelMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I dunno, but maybe it's your username that's off-putting?

Just saying. "

That's the best part of her. Fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"As you have curly hair on top, are the nipple hairs straight??? Or do they also carry a slight kink?????

Jx"

Huh, they aren't poker straight. Does this make a difference?

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
46 weeks ago

Wales


"I dunno, but maybe it's your username that's off-putting?

Just saying.

That's the best part of her. Fact"

Maybe change it to cameltoe misery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"I dunno, but maybe it's your username that's off-putting?

Just saying. "

I've had a lot worse.

Oh, I see what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"You have had your boobs out?

Can confirm yes"

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"You have had your boobs out?

Can confirm yes

Who?"

YOU

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By *eniandMikeCouple
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"As you have curly hair on top, are the nipple hairs straight??? Or do they also carry a slight kink?????

Jx

Huh, they aren't poker straight. Does this make a difference?"

Well yes, could braid them up a little?

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
46 weeks ago

Wales


"As you have curly hair on top, are the nipple hairs straight??? Or do they also carry a slight kink?????

Jx

Huh, they aren't poker straight. Does this make a difference?

Well yes, could braid them up a little?"

Or grow them so they reach your bum hairs and fashion some kind of harness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"As you have curly hair on top, are the nipple hairs straight??? Or do they also carry a slight kink?????

Jx

Huh, they aren't poker straight. Does this make a difference?

Well yes, could braid them up a little?

Or grow them so they reach your bum hairs and fashion some kind of harness. "

This is gonna cost me in extra shampoo and conditioner.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"I'd have more luck on here if I did the more and got my boobs out.

Would I need to pluck the nipple hair first though?

"

Loving the new boob pics OP! And wow that cucumber!!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
46 weeks ago

Leeds

I leave the hair, it's like a little game see who can count them all.

I mean removing it is effort and I've no time for that.

Mrs

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"If you're the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon V, then I'm surprised you're *not wading through a field of dicks as we speak."

*correction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago


"I leave the hair, it's like a little game see who can count them all.

I mean removing it is effort and I've no time for that.

Mrs "

Can men count that high?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I leave the hair, it's like a little game see who can count them all.

I mean removing it is effort and I've no time for that.

Mrs

Can men count that high?"

With Ebay, nipple hair is an optional extra

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"I'd have more luck on here if I did the more and got my boobs out.

Would I need to pluck the nipple hair first though?

Loving the new boob pics OP! And wow that cucumber!!! "

Ditto they're awesome...

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By *inky ChefMan
46 weeks ago

Norwich


"I'd have more luck on here if I did the more and got my boobs out.

Would I need to pluck the nipple hair first though?

"

***

Why would you want to apeal to people don't like you like this?

Fuck them!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
46 weeks ago

Essex

Christ on a bike. It’s like I’ve taught you nothing.

Tie the hair around your nipple in a simple slip knot. When the menfolk (invariably) fail to hit the mark.. pull sharply for some stimulation.

As for using it as an attraction…..??? Huh. NIPPLE. Boob. Game over.

I’ll see you at next week’s session xx

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By *ddie1966Man
46 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Christ on a bike. It’s like I’ve taught you nothing.

Tie the hair around your nipple in a simple slip knot. When the menfolk (invariably) fail to hit the mark.. pull sharply for some stimulation.

As for using it as an attraction…..??? Huh. NIPPLE. Boob. Game over.

I’ll see you at next week’s session xx"

LMAO

All the moves and then some...

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Mistletoe...

Just draw nipples with lipstick on yer bum cheeks and take a pic.

Problem sorted

Who'd notice ?

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By *he ass man 666Man
46 weeks ago

paradise city


"I'd have more luck on here if I did the more and got my boobs out.

Would I need to pluck the nipple hair first though?

"

More bum not boobs

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