FabSwingers.com forum: Where is the strangest place you have woke up after a heavy night out

By *usman 199 OP Man
38 weeks ago

Stockport

Evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

My teachers house

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
38 weeks ago

Wirral.

Lying in my wheelie bin, on its side

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By *ngermungerMan
38 weeks ago

Surrey

Had a mate who missed the last train home on a winters night .and got into a yellow salt/grit box on the platform woke up hours later and the platform was full of commuters

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
38 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

On a broken ironing board in a strangers garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Under a caravan and once on the top of the school roof

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By *weetiepie99Woman
38 weeks ago

cardiff

My bed

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
38 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Asleep outside taxi office in Liverpool

And a flat in the Albert dock

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Next door neighbours summer house after stripping naked and leaving clothes all over the lawn

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
38 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Aston in Birmingham that shits like the twilight zone

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
38 weeks ago

Wales

"Next door neighbours summer house after stripping naked and leaving clothes all over the lawn "

Why are there no hot men stripping in my neighbourhood??

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By *ucka39Man
38 weeks ago

Newcastle

Woke up In the park wasn't alone

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By *affron40Woman
38 weeks ago

manchester

Phone box in some random village.

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
38 weeks ago

Wales

After a works Christmas party I lost my house keys. Nodded off in the waiting area of a train station. Woke up to get the first train at 6am.

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
38 weeks ago

Cambs

Edinburgh..

*not where we started ha ha

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By *am101aMan
38 weeks ago

swad

Kind of boring, on the kitchen floor after my stag do....

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Left side of the bed

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
38 weeks ago

In a town full of colours

Train station, just in time for the first train home

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

The emergency staircase at the Premier Inn near Leeds centre, nude!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

In a bush

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
38 weeks ago

stanley

A student house in Kippax

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By *orphia2003Woman
38 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Under a bridge, hugging my pet traffic cone.

In the bin shed.

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By *arbenatorWoman
38 weeks ago

Waltham

Someone’s downstairs loo

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By *BWmetalcouple666Couple
38 weeks ago

houghton

Hatfield

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By *imply DeeWoman
38 weeks ago

Wherever

The other side of the border, under the table in an unidentified house, with others next to me. Luckily they were my friends, best times of my life.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
38 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Mr- On the road with his mate

Mrs- In the stables with a grumpy looking pony

MrsAbz

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By *iaandjamesCouple
38 weeks ago

West Midlands

A farmhouse living room, about 15 miles away from home, in deep Shropshire.

Got woken up by some guy asking who I was, he lived there and was on his way out to work.

I still have no idea to this day how I got there, but I had no phone battery and it took around 2 hours to walk to the nearest shop and call a taxi.

I've woken up in plenty of random locations, but this one was the most worrying given I had no recollection of the entire night.

James

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Essex police station missed last train home

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By *itygamesMan
38 weeks ago

on my toilet at home...

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By *llaandGCouple
38 weeks ago

London

Dawlish Warren

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Never had a heavy night out, but |I've woken up in some strange places..

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By *red333Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

When i was young all night party woke up in a strangers house loads of us all over the place but couldn't find my trousers

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By *xfordjohnMan
38 weeks ago

Oxford

After a hard night when a student in Manchester (a long time ago) I woke up literally lying in a gutter near my bedsit. Luckily there weren't many cars about in those days and it was a quiet cul-de-sac.

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By *erby DomCouple
38 weeks ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

A good night out on the piss in Germany, and I woke up in a nice frauline's bed in Austria. So, a different country.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I have woken up in a disused railway tunnel in the New Forest, with a bunch of wild ponies.

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By *umbrian78Man
38 weeks ago

Ulverston

Golf course in Scotland. We were up there on a golf trip & cant of remembered hotel we were staying at so must have found nearest golf course & thought id sleep on bench

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By *rispyDuckMan
38 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Last year on stag do, woke up on a dining table in a strange apartment lol. Initially freaked out till I realised was in a friends apartment opposite mine

apparently was too rat arsed couldn’t find my keys

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Nope, never been unaware like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

a park. gates closed at around 8pm but the wall next to the main road was low enough to easily climb over. Waking on a bench at around 6 am. That's one of the [few] nights I remembered.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

is this a cue for a kid rock song

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I woke up at home in my own bed after attending a party over 50 miles away. Apparently I left early, no idea how I got home and no one remembers arranging to get me back.

Clearly a good independent d*unk traveller

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
38 weeks ago

Durham

Many moons ago woke up in a waltzer car in a fun fair - don’t ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Croatia

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Cinema toilet

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By *aulhornyladMan
38 weeks ago

Sunderland

Underneath the bowls pavilion

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
38 weeks ago

Manchester

Sat at a bench in a middle of a campsite I was staying at. Hadn't even been drinking. No idea how I got there.

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By *affeine DuskMan
38 weeks ago

Caerphilly

Gamla Stan, Stockholm.

Ended up spending a few days there, lovely place.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

With my head down a toilet in a club in 1984.

Been there about 4 hours.

Note to self: Never drink half a bottle of neat vodka in 30 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"I woke up at home in my own bed after attending a party over 50 miles away. Apparently I left early, no idea how I got home and no one remembers arranging to get me back.

Clearly a good independent d*unk traveller "

You didn't feel little sore on the arse did you

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By *ie n MashCouple
38 weeks ago

Back in Malice

Hospital in Amsterdam.

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By *hubs101Man
38 weeks ago

West Midlands

Sun lounger in a random person's garage when I was 17! Still to this day I have no idea who's garage it was & how I got there!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"I woke up at home in my own bed after attending a party over 50 miles away. Apparently I left early, no idea how I got home and no one remembers arranging to get me back.

Clearly a good independent d*unk traveller

You didn't feel little sore on the arse did you

Not *that* time

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Maidstone

"My bed"

But how the fuck did I get on your bed?

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By *andD TogetherWeCanCouple
38 weeks ago

Glasgow

Mr in the dogs bed where he deserved to be that night for being d*unk and cheeky lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
38 weeks ago

little house on the praire

In a shop doorway on the high street

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By *LxxMan
38 weeks ago

Sheffield

In a phone box on the high street

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Bristol

20m underground, South Bank, Paris.

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By *atassiaTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Rochdale

Sofa in Club 21 Manchester. Woke up... Everyone had gone. locked in and a little worse for wear

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By *use and wolfCouple
38 weeks ago

angus

On top of a statue

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By *uby StarCouple
38 weeks ago

Durham

Nowhere. I've always made it back to where I'm meant to be.

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By *el65Man
38 weeks ago

paisley

Once in a caravan outside the owners house didn’t even know the area

And on top off a chest freezer in a place I once worked

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Largs

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By *aveboygreen3rdCouple
38 weeks ago

this town

Under a bridge as walking home late and was raining sat down for a bit, when I awoke I was surrounded by swans.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I can't tell else I could get be sued

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By *ewheel99Man
38 weeks ago

Suffolk

Went out in Dublin in my uni days. Woke up in a town 80 miles away. With a stamp on my hand from a club that only opened after the last bus to the town. Knew no one in the house I woke up in

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By *andS_GlasgowCouple
38 weeks ago

Giffnock

Lying on the floor in the kitchen of my parents house with a lost "Lassie" dog - at that point in my life I was terrified of dogs so goodness knows how it happened - it was a Twilight Zone moment for the family to find me like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I feel normal after reading this!!! Who fancies a night out?

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By *tilettoLoverXXXMan
38 weeks ago

Birmingham

On a weights bench in the gym of a female accommodation block when I was in the forces

I went to the loo and couldn’t find my way back to her room.

The block CPL didn’t find it funny waking me up

Oh and I was wearing her dressing gown too

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By *eordieJeansCouple
38 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

In a bush

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By *eordieJeansCouple
38 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"In a bush "

I fucked it. I was supposed to say… Sunderland.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
38 weeks ago

Leeds

Scotland.

The mr

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Soaked and fully clothed in the bathtub.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"On a weights bench in the gym of a female accommodation block when I was in the forces

I went to the loo and couldn’t find my way back to her room.

The block CPL didn’t find it funny waking me up

Oh and I was wearing her dressing gown too

I want to believe this is real.

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By *our plus oneMan
38 weeks ago

Atherstone

Not sure which was best.

The reception floor at work? (Was discovered by the MD)

Or a bench on holiday overlooking the sea woke up by 2 elderly Portuguese women

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By *ave0070Man
38 weeks ago

Sleaford

I woke up on an old couples sofa and when I asked them why I was there they said that they didn't know and that I knocked on there door and when they answered I just said it's about time and just walked straight into there living room and laid on the sofa and went to sleep and bless them they didn't have the heart to wake me up.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A stone bench outside the town hall in the middle of Pietermaritzburg.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
38 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

In the toilet of a Travelodge... though it wasn't the Travelodge I was actually staying in..

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

"Gamla Stan, Stockholm.

Ended up spending a few days there, lovely place.

Where had you been before that?? Lol

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By *ush76Man
38 weeks ago

Rugeley

Night out in Hastings got absolutely hammered, woke up on someone's doorstep in Bexleyheath covered in claret

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By *r SxxMan
38 weeks ago

ashford

Woke up fully tucked into the bottom bunk of a bunkbed, dressed (with make up) as a zombie

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By *addad99Man
38 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay

O I've ended up in some very weird places but for me the funniest place was my old house id sold it to a mate I was on a bender by night time I couldn't even remember who I was wearing left the pub started walking home some reason I went to my old house my key wouldn't fit went round back claimed through rear little window fell asleep where I landed got woken up early in the morning asking fancy a cuppa we still both laughs today.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
38 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

In HMP Hewell, happy days

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
38 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"In HMP Hewell, happy days "

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By *imply DeeWoman
38 weeks ago

Wherever

That’s the best thread ever so far!

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