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By *scapismXXX OP   Man
46 weeks ago

London

To fellow men:

Have you ever got a pubic hair accidentally stuck inside your penis hole? Why does it feel like you’re peeing razor blades when you have?!

And why does it still hurt after removing it?

Asking for a friend

And what should that friend do once he’s already removed the hair, but still feels like there’s another one stuck deeper inside (but he can’t see) and it still feels uncomfortable when he pees? (Though the pain is greatly reduced).

Asking for a friend again

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By *obilebottomMan
46 weeks ago

All over

Escape

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By *scapismXXX OP   Man
46 weeks ago

London

Damn you haha

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By *a LunaWoman
46 weeks ago

South Wales

Use your phone camera to video your knob. You can use your other hand to peel back the foreskin or prize open the pee hole and the video might capture something so you can see.

Alternatively you can advise them to go to the Dr’s so they can explore the penis area with their penis probes.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Just drink lots .. hold it until bladder bursting stomach cramps then in words frozen let it go ........

There an official word for things down your penis seen on here.

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By *scapismXXX OP   Man
46 weeks ago

London


"Use your phone camera to video your knob. You can use your other hand to peel back the foreskin or prize open the pee hole and the video might capture something so you can see.

Alternatively you can advise them to go to the Dr’s so they can explore the penis area with their penis probes.

"

Sadly can’t be seen. It’s not as shallow of a hair. Feels far deeper inside.

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By *scapismXXX OP   Man
46 weeks ago

London


"Just drink lots .. hold it until bladder bursting stomach cramps then in words frozen let it go ........

There an official word for things down your penis seen on here."

This I believe will be the next attempt. Here’s hoping for the best.

From experience or theory?

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I shouldn't have read this....

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Maybe it’s not a hair but something else

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
46 weeks ago

Belfast


"Use your phone camera to video your knob. You can use your other hand to peel back the foreskin or prize open the pee hole and the video might capture something so you can see.

Alternatively you can advise them to go to the Dr’s so they can explore the penis area with their penis probes.

Sadly can’t be seen. It’s not as shallow of a hair. Feels far deeper inside. "

That's not something I've ever had the misfortune of experiencing, but give it s little time to see if the reduced pain reduces further and if not then definitely go see your doc

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By *scapismXXX OP   Man
46 weeks ago

London


"Use your phone camera to video your knob. You can use your other hand to peel back the foreskin or prize open the pee hole and the video might capture something so you can see.

Alternatively you can advise them to go to the Dr’s so they can explore the penis area with their penis probes.

Sadly can’t be seen. It’s not as shallow of a hair. Feels far deeper inside.

That's not something I've ever had the misfortune of experiencing, but give it s little time to see if the reduced pain reduces further and if not then definitely go see your doc"

Yep - I’m hoping it continues on this trajectory it’s on. But agreed, if not, will more than likely go and see a doc

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By *scapismXXX OP   Man
46 weeks ago

London


"I shouldn't have read this...."

Merry Christmas

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By *scapismXXX OP   Man
46 weeks ago

London


"Maybe it’s not a hair but something else "

Is it my long lost twin?!

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By *alandNitaCouple
46 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Maybe it’s not a hare but something else "

A rabbit?

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester


"To fellow men:

Have you ever got a pubic hair accidentally stuck inside your penis hole? Why does it feel like you’re peeing razor blades when you have?!

And why does it still hurt after removing it?

Asking for a friend

And what should that friend do once he’s already removed the hair, but still feels like there’s another one stuck deeper inside (but he can’t see) and it still feels uncomfortable when he pees? (Though the pain is greatly reduced).

Asking for a friend again "
long nosed pliers its the only way

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By *scapismXXX OP   Man
46 weeks ago

London


"To fellow men:

Have you ever got a pubic hair accidentally stuck inside your penis hole? Why does it feel like you’re peeing razor blades when you have?!

And why does it still hurt after removing it?

Asking for a friend

And what should that friend do once he’s already removed the hair, but still feels like there’s another one stuck deeper inside (but he can’t see) and it still feels uncomfortable when he pees? (Though the pain is greatly reduced).

Asking for a friend again long nosed pliers its the only way "

Annoyingly, it’s not in any visible range. It feels far deeper than the “opening inside penis hole and seeing a quarter of it inside”

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester


"To fellow men:

Have you ever got a pubic hair accidentally stuck inside your penis hole? Why does it feel like you’re peeing razor blades when you have?!

And why does it still hurt after removing it?

Asking for a friend

And what should that friend do once he’s already removed the hair, but still feels like there’s another one stuck deeper inside (but he can’t see) and it still feels uncomfortable when he pees? (Though the pain is greatly reduced).

Asking for a friend again long nosed pliers its the only way

Annoyingly, it’s not in any visible range. It feels far deeper than the “opening inside penis hole and seeing a quarter of it inside”"
stick them down anyway and film it so you can see where the hair is

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By *scapismXXX OP   Man
46 weeks ago

London


"To fellow men:

Have you ever got a pubic hair accidentally stuck inside your penis hole? Why does it feel like you’re peeing razor blades when you have?!

And why does it still hurt after removing it?

Asking for a friend

And what should that friend do once he’s already removed the hair, but still feels like there’s another one stuck deeper inside (but he can’t see) and it still feels uncomfortable when he pees? (Though the pain is greatly reduced).

Asking for a friend again long nosed pliers its the only way

Annoyingly, it’s not in any visible range. It feels far deeper than the “opening inside penis hole and seeing a quarter of it inside”stick them down anyway and film it so you can see where the hair is "

Good Lord.

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester


"To fellow men:

Have you ever got a pubic hair accidentally stuck inside your penis hole? Why does it feel like you’re peeing razor blades when you have?!

And why does it still hurt after removing it?

Asking for a friend

And what should that friend do once he’s already removed the hair, but still feels like there’s another one stuck deeper inside (but he can’t see) and it still feels uncomfortable when he pees? (Though the pain is greatly reduced).

Asking for a friend again long nosed pliers its the only way

Annoyingly, it’s not in any visible range. It feels far deeper than the “opening inside penis hole and seeing a quarter of it inside”stick them down anyway and film it so you can see where the hair is

Good Lord. "

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Maybe it’s not a hair but something else

Is it my long lost twin?! "

Have you lost or misplaced anything lately?

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By *avexxMan
46 weeks ago

cheshire

er nope..

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By *ife NinjaMan
46 weeks ago

Dunfermline

My eyes are streaming just reading this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I think maybe you should take yourself to a clinic and have yourself tested for everything going.

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By *ad NannaWoman
46 weeks ago

East London

Speak to your GP surgery.

They can refer you to the urinary clinic if you need it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
46 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Speak to your GP surgery.

They can refer you to the urinary clinic if you need it."

Agreed. If it hurts to pee you need to see someone who's medically qualified.

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By *ornucopiaMan
46 weeks ago

Bexley

I thought this question was being asked on behalf of a friend...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
46 weeks ago

East Sussex


"I thought this question was being asked on behalf of a friend..."

I expect he'll tell his friend what we've said

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By *obilebottomMan
46 weeks ago

All over


"I thought this question was being asked on behalf of a friend...

I expect he'll tell his friend what we've said "

I hope word by wotd. Mine was just one word

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
46 weeks ago

East Sussex


"I thought this question was being asked on behalf of a friend...

I expect he'll tell his friend what we've said

I hope word by wotd. Mine was just one word "

But useful advice in so many situations

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By *naswingdressWoman
46 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is this just a way to make sounding less out there?

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By *rHotNottsMan
46 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I wax my nose - Try this. Shove a good load of very hot wax down your shaft on a cotton bud. Leave it in for 2-3 mins then give it a good yank.

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By *obilebottomMan
46 weeks ago

All over


"I thought this question was being asked on behalf of a friend...

I expect he'll tell his friend what we've said

I hope word by wotd. Mine was just one word

But useful advice in so many situations "

I will see if I can secure an uncle spot on the local newspaper or perhaps go national

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By *ornucopiaMan
46 weeks ago

Bexley


"I wax my nose - Try this. Shove a good load of very hot wax down your shaft on a cotton bud. Leave it in for 2-3 mins then give it a good yank. "

Probably easier than poking tweezers up there!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Central


"Maybe it’s not a hair but something else

Is it my long lost twin?!

Have you lost or misplaced anything lately?"

I wondered about the great DiamondSmiles car keys for a moment but she did find them yesterday. When did this happen to opS friend?

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