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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family "A talking vibrator? Good god, if I'm using a vibrator, it's because I want less talking, please  | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family "Talking vibrator? Those are two words no one needs together! 
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family
A talking vibrator?
Good god, if I'm using a vibrator, it's because I want less talking, please "Yes, everything was so wrong about it, and its a strange cream/brown colour. | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family
A talking vibrator?
Good god, if I'm using a vibrator, it's because I want less talking, please
Yes, everything was so wrong about it, and its a strange cream/brown colour."What does it say? | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family
A talking vibrator?
Good god, if I'm using a vibrator, it's because I want less talking, please
Yes, everything was so wrong about it, and its a strange cream/brown colour.
What does it say?"Given everything I'm hearing about how wrong it is, I want it to say something really fucking off-putting. | |||
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"Hang on, I got deodorant this year. What are you/they saying?" Lol, maybe just like to smell different things on you when close and personal  | |||
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"Slippers. Every bloody year. I DONT WEAR SLIPPERS !!!" Oooo I feel this!! I’m the same with hand cream. Every god damn birthday!!!  | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family "Hahaha. | |||
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"Apparently the reason to give someone an oil diffuser is because you think they stink!" Or, to put a positive spin on it, they care about you and want you to chill out, relax and really enjoy that relaxing mix of Eucalyptus and Heady but not overpowering at all (cough) Jasmine oil. | |||
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"Slippers. Every bloody year. I DONT WEAR SLIPPERS !!!" I have unused slippers from two years ago. Made it clear that I did not need slippers every year, so this year got Waterstones vouchers. Very happy. | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family
A talking vibrator?
Good god, if I'm using a vibrator, it's because I want less talking, please
Yes, everything was so wrong about it, and its a strange cream/brown colour.
What does it say?
Given everything I'm hearing about how wrong it is, I want it to say something really fucking off-putting."I am imagining it saying things like "Give it a rest, the batteries are running out", or " Please, not in there again, I'm scared of the dark", or "Why can't you get a real boyfriend?"  | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family
A talking vibrator?
Good god, if I'm using a vibrator, it's because I want less talking, please
Yes, everything was so wrong about it, and its a strange cream/brown colour.
What does it say?
Given everything I'm hearing about how wrong it is, I want it to say something really fucking off-putting.
I am imagining it saying things like "Give it a rest, the batteries are running out", or " Please, not in there again, I'm scared of the dark", or "Why can't you get a real boyfriend?" " | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family
A talking vibrator?
Good god, if I'm using a vibrator, it's because I want less talking, please
Yes, everything was so wrong about it, and its a strange cream/brown colour.
What does it say?
Given everything I'm hearing about how wrong it is, I want it to say something really fucking off-putting.
I am imagining it saying things like "Give it a rest, the batteries are running out", or " Please, not in there again, I'm scared of the dark", or "Why can't you get a real boyfriend?"
" "didn't you get any other toys for Christmas?" | |||
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"Socks and hand cream. I'm not a man. "but this is fab so who really knows muhahahaha | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family
A talking vibrator?
Good god, if I'm using a vibrator, it's because I want less talking, please
Yes, everything was so wrong about it, and its a strange cream/brown colour.
What does it say?
Given everything I'm hearing about how wrong it is, I want it to say something really fucking off-putting.
I am imagining it saying things like "Give it a rest, the batteries are running out", or " Please, not in there again, I'm scared of the dark", or "Why can't you get a real boyfriend?" " | |||
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"Socks and hand cream. I'm not a man. but this is fab so who really knows muhahahaha " | |||
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"Socks and hand cream. I'm not a man. but this is fab so who really knows muhahahaha
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"An ex work colleague realising he hadn’t bought his wife anything…….and he had just stumbled out of a works Crimbo bash……..got her what he thought was an ideal gift from one of the few retailers still open. On Christmas morning his wife was excited to find a large gift wrapped parcel beneath the tree. She ripped off the paper to find…..a hedge trimmer! Her husband didn’t know what the fuss was about as she was a keen gardener. I’m assuming it wasn’t to use in her ‘lady garden’! They are no longer married!" In a similar vein a colleague of mine kept mentioning that her husband had forbidden her to go into the garage as he'd hidden her Christmas present in there as it was too big to hide indoors. She was very excited and looking for to opening it. It was a tumble dryer .
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"I would get you body lotion, Swing x" The last body lotion I came across, I had a legit allergic reaction to. I hate it | |||
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"I would get you body lotion, Swing x The last body lotion I came across, I had a legit allergic reaction to. I hate it "The gift of an all over skin rash, move over acid peel, this one will really clear the pores! | |||
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"I would get you body lotion, Swing x The last body lotion I came across, I had a legit allergic reaction to. I hate it
The gift of an all over skin rash, move over acid peel, this one will really clear the pores!"That's terrifying | |||
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"Apparently the reason to give someone an oil diffuser is because you think they stink!" Growing up in an Indian household, this present would be a godsend | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family
A talking vibrator?
Good god, if I'm using a vibrator, it's because I want less talking, please
Yes, everything was so wrong about it, and its a strange cream/brown colour.
What does it say?
Given everything I'm hearing about how wrong it is, I want it to say something really fucking off-putting.
I am imagining it saying things like "Give it a rest, the batteries are running out", or " Please, not in there again, I'm scared of the dark", or "Why can't you get a real boyfriend?" ""Your mum was better" | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family "does it wobble side to side like those annoying Christmas trees and shout she's going to blow. | |||
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because of course it was. | |||
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"I would get you body lotion, Swing x The last body lotion I came across, I had a legit allergic reaction to. I hate it "Yeah, most of that stuff is awful. | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family
A talking vibrator?
Good god, if I'm using a vibrator, it's because I want less talking, please
Yes, everything was so wrong about it, and its a strange cream/brown colour.
What does it say?
Given everything I'm hearing about how wrong it is, I want it to say something really fucking off-putting.
I am imagining it saying things like "Give it a rest, the batteries are running out", or " Please, not in there again, I'm scared of the dark", or "Why can't you get a real boyfriend?"
"Your mum was better"" | |||
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"I gave someone an offensive gift, I’m still waiting for the backlash "Waiting for the punch line - is it that they are pregnant? | |||
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"Apparently the reason to give someone an oil diffuser is because you think they stink!" Well durr.. | |||
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"I would get you body lotion, Swing x The last body lotion I came across, I had a legit allergic reaction to. I hate it
Yeah, most of that stuff is awful."As I get older and my skin is getting drier, I find I need it more often, but I don't like it and sometimes bad shit happens because... I'm a delicate flower. I did get a refund though, and I scrubbed it off before the reaction turned too bad. | |||
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"An ex work colleague realising he hadn’t bought his wife anything…….and he had just stumbled out of a works Crimbo bash……..got her what he thought was an ideal gift from one of the few retailers still open. On Christmas morning his wife was excited to find a large gift wrapped parcel beneath the tree. She ripped off the paper to find…..a hedge trimmer! Her husband didn’t know what the fuss was about as she was a keen gardener. I’m assuming it wasn’t to use in her ‘lady garden’! They are no longer married! In a similar vein a colleague of mine kept mentioning that her husband had forbidden her to go into the garage as he'd hidden her Christmas present in there as it was too big to hide indoors. She was very excited and looking for to opening it. It was a tumble dryer .
This was in the late 70s, they didn't stay married long either"That’s some sitcom shit right there | |||
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"Not offensive so much as inappropriate, but I got my parents socks. My dad's says hot stuff, and my mum's says ho ho ho. *I* thought it was funny "It is | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family
A talking vibrator?
Good god, if I'm using a vibrator, it's because I want less talking, please
Yes, everything was so wrong about it, and its a strange cream/brown colour.
What does it say?
Given everything I'm hearing about how wrong it is, I want it to say something really fucking off-putting.
I am imagining it saying things like "Give it a rest, the batteries are running out", or " Please, not in there again, I'm scared of the dark", or "Why can't you get a real boyfriend?" " | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family
A talking vibrator?
Good god, if I'm using a vibrator, it's because I want less talking, please
Yes, everything was so wrong about it, and its a strange cream/brown colour.
What does it say?
Given everything I'm hearing about how wrong it is, I want it to say something really fucking off-putting.
I am imagining it saying things like "Give it a rest, the batteries are running out", or " Please, not in there again, I'm scared of the dark", or "Why can't you get a real boyfriend?"
"Your mum was better"" | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family
A talking vibrator?
Good god, if I'm using a vibrator, it's because I want less talking, please
Yes, everything was so wrong about it, and its a strange cream/brown colour.
What does it say?"I would like to know this too. | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family
A talking vibrator?
Good god, if I'm using a vibrator, it's because I want less talking, please "1000 x this | |||
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"I gave someone an offensive gift, I’m still waiting for the backlash
Waiting for the punch line - is it that they are pregnant? "No punchline. I have a history of giving offensive/ inappropriate gifts | |||
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"I got a talking vibrator from a female friend, that was unexpected and a bit uncomfortable when i opened it in front of the family
A talking vibrator?
Good god, if I'm using a vibrator, it's because I want less talking, please
Yes, everything was so wrong about it, and its a strange cream/brown colour.
What does it say?"No not like that, do it slower.. | |||
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