FabSwingers.com forum: Farts

By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

Are you at that stage where you've overheated from the cooking, d*unk too much, eaten too much, bitten your tongue/argued too much with Uncle Racist, that you now don't care that your sprout farts are making your home very stinky...and you'll just let them do their thing...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you feel better soon.

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Hope you feel better soon.

Lol. I don't do sprouts.

Or Uncle Racist.

But I did get mighty d*unk (not a drinker) and needed a lie down

How was yours?

Farty, fun, or fun and farty?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I'm having mine today but not to any excess I've put on some weight that needs to go

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Sprouty farts are the best

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By *andskinkycouplekentMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Sprouty farts are the best"

They are certainly the most potent

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

I do often wonder if the sort of food we only really eat at Xmas is some sort of ancient colonic irrigation/expulsion "rite".

It all ties in with the solstice/darkness change...wonder whether we put our bodies through some sort of "gut transformation" in preparation for seasonal food change.

Or maybe we just like farting around relatives when they can't escape?

Payback?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I avoid families……. I can fart without anyone knowing.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"This is why I avoid families……. I can fart without anyone knowing. "
silent but violent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why I avoid families……. I can fart without anyone knowing. silent but violent

Silent? I just keep telling my neighbours that I’ll sort the squeaky floorboards out soon.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"This is why I avoid families……. I can fart without anyone knowing. silent but violent

Silent? I just keep telling my neighbours that I’ll sort the squeaky floorboards out soon.

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hey i can fart for England

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

You two doing a fart-off?

Think we should let everyone on The Lounge know...someone can run a book

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By *andskinkycouplekentMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Someone needs to figure out a way to harness the power of a brussel sprout for energy production

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Someone needs to figure out a way to harness the power of a brussel sprout for energy production

I'll do the theoretical work, safe at home.

You can do all the practical work, in the field, with test subjects....as it were...

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

How you have room to chew your tongue after all than food im impressed

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By *andskinkycouplekentMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Someone needs to figure out a way to harness the power of a brussel sprout for energy production

I'll do the theoretical work, safe at home.

You can do all the practical work, in the field, with test subjects....as it were...

I'm happy with those arrangements - but need both male and female volunteers to check which sex generates the higher calorific value. Science, innit

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I don't need sprouts to create room clearing farts

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By *andskinkycouplekentMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I don't need sprouts to create room clearing farts

In the interests of science is that Mr or Mrs?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I don't need sprouts to create room clearing farts

In the interests of science is that Mr or Mrs?

He doesn't use the forum

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By *andskinkycouplekentMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I don't need sprouts to create room clearing farts

In the interests of science is that Mr or Mrs?

He doesn't use the forum

Duly noted - I'll let you know when I've built the test rig

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"I don't need sprouts to create room clearing farts

In the interests of science is that Mr or Mrs?

He doesn't use the forum

Duly noted - I'll let you know when I've built the test rig

Rickshawed and KinkyGent sitting in a tree...

F..A..R..T..I..N..G

xxx

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"How you have room to chew your tongue after all than food im impressed"

Doesn't chewing your tongue help distract you from the smelly-party?

I'm chewing tongue...I'm chewing tongue

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By *andskinkycouplekentMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Oh I so needed that laugh

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Oh I so needed that laugh

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Someone forgot the sprouts this year

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By *andskinkycouplekentMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Someone forgot the sprouts this year

We grew our own last year - so froze them. Each one is like a small atom bomb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do hope this is Dee. I have a stinky fart fet, haha.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Are you at that stage where you've overheated from the cooking, d*unk too much, eaten too much, bitten your tongue/argued too much with Uncle Racist, that you now don't care that your sprout farts are making your home very stinky...and you'll just let them do their thing...??? "

Lol! I'm dying...I cannae!!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Someone forgot the sprouts this year

We grew our own last year - so froze them. Each one is like a small atom bomb

look we don't all live int eh country side...the most I grow is orchids ( inedible unless you want to unalive) and a tenacious basil that thinks it should grow to the roof from my windowsill. everything else dies in my london flat.

I did much better when I had an actual garden.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I don't need sprouts to create room clearing farts

In the interests of science is that Mr or Mrs?

He doesn't use the forum

I thought orgininally these were sex farts from various holes.... iykyk....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??

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By *andskinkycouplekentMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??"

Now that is bad

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??

Now that is bad

Hey - I just saw you had some bad news?

My biggest condolences, and I'm glad the sitting in a tree gag found you a bit of laughter.

I've got to go in a mo, but take care, let it out...tears and laughter x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take my bed warmers very seriously.

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By *andskinkycouplekentMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??

Now that is bad

Hey - I just saw you had some bad news?

My biggest condolences, and I'm glad the sitting in a tree gag found you a bit of laughter.

I've got to go in a mo, but take care, let it out...tears and laughter x. "

Oh it really did help - I'll take any laughter I can get at the moment!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Yeah the mrs has been sleeping in a gas mask for the past 3 days.

The mr

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??

Now that is bad

Hey - I just saw you had some bad news?

My biggest condolences, and I'm glad the sitting in a tree gag found you a bit of laughter.

I've got to go in a mo, but take care, let it out...tears and laughter x.

Oh it really did help - I'll take any laughter I can get at the moment!"

Keep farting

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By *andskinkycouplekentMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??

Now that is bad

Hey - I just saw you had some bad news?

My biggest condolences, and I'm glad the sitting in a tree gag found you a bit of laughter.

I've got to go in a mo, but take care, let it out...tears and laughter x.

Oh it really did help - I'll take any laughter I can get at the moment!

Keep farting

Well it's healthy isn't it, lol? But if any ladies want to join in with my alternative energy production experiment, just let me know

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??

Now that is bad

Hey - I just saw you had some bad news?

My biggest condolences, and I'm glad the sitting in a tree gag found you a bit of laughter.

I've got to go in a mo, but take care, let it out...tears and laughter x.

Oh it really did help - I'll take any laughter I can get at the moment!

Keep farting

Well it's healthy isn't it, lol? But if any ladies want to join in with my alternative energy production experiment, just let me know

Oi Mrs Rickshawed - you've pulled!

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By *andskinkycouplekentMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??

Now that is bad

Hey - I just saw you had some bad news?

My biggest condolences, and I'm glad the sitting in a tree gag found you a bit of laughter.

I've got to go in a mo, but take care, let it out...tears and laughter x.

Oh it really did help - I'll take any laughter I can get at the moment!

Keep farting

Well it's healthy isn't it, lol? But if any ladies want to join in with my alternative energy production experiment, just let me know

Oi Mrs Rickshawed - you've pulled!"

Well I might have fabbed one of Mrs Rickshawed's photos

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

"I've not been to well last few weeks the smells that are coming out are gut wrenching I had to leave my own house other day because I couldn't take it rancid half hour later still lingering ??

Now that is bad

Hey - I just saw you had some bad news?

My biggest condolences, and I'm glad the sitting in a tree gag found you a bit of laughter.

I've got to go in a mo, but take care, let it out...tears and laughter x.

Oh it really did help - I'll take any laughter I can get at the moment!

Keep farting

Well it's healthy isn't it, lol? But if any ladies want to join in with my alternative energy production experiment, just let me know

Oi Mrs Rickshawed - you've pulled!

Well I might have fabbed one of Mrs Rickshawed's photos

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