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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

Can you just count me out please?

I think I may have peaked ...

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By *obilebottomMan
46 weeks ago

All over


"Can you just count me out please?

I think I may have peaked ..."

might be the case for a lot of people today.

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By *olden PoleMan
46 weeks ago

Kent

I’ll do your fucking for you

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I’ve not even started any festival fafs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Hah! Lightweights

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By *hrek101Man
46 weeks ago

Herts


"Can you just count me out please?

I think I may have peaked ..."

Ok I've got nothing on, pass you fucks on to me , anything to help out

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"

Hah! Lightweights "

All right - just because you get turned on by King Prat's Speech and family arguments...we're not all weirdos ya know.

Just ask my alien friends xx

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By *TaR105Man
46 weeks ago

Birkenhead

Just me still the last man again

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I always FAF

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"I always FAF "

But a Big Mac is preferable

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I always FAF

But a Big Mac is preferable "

No FAF post Big Mac obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"I always FAF

But a Big Mac is preferable

No FAF post Big Mac obviously "

Greedy!

Next you'll be wanting three shredded wheat!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I always FAF

But a Big Mac is preferable

No FAF post Big Mac obviously

Greedy!

Next you'll be wanting three shredded wheat!"

Nah… just 3 Big Macs

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"I always FAF

But a Big Mac is preferable

No FAF post Big Mac obviously

Greedy!

Next you'll be wanting three shredded wheat!

Nah… just 3 Big Macs "

And a deep fried Mars bar!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I always FAF

But a Big Mac is preferable

No FAF post Big Mac obviously

Greedy!

Next you'll be wanting three shredded wheat!

Nah… just 3 Big Macs

And a deep fried Mars bar!"

I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"

And a deep fried Mars bar!

I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do "

Has someone been watching Christmas movies?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

And a deep fried Mars bar!

I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do

Has someone been watching Christmas movies?"

Only Carry on ones so far today. But Poirot later

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"

And a deep fried Mars bar!

I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do

Has someone been watching Christmas movies?

Only Carry on ones so far today. But Poirot later "

Love the carry ons. Carry on Camping, Carry on Nurse, Carry on Camping are brilliant and Carry on up the Khyber has to be my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"

And a deep fried Mars bar!

I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do

Has someone been watching Christmas movies?

Only Carry on ones so far today. But Poirot later

Love the carry ons. Carry on Camping, Carry on Nurse, Carry on Camping are brilliant and Carry on up the Khyber has to be my favourite."

Idiot. Carry on Camping twice. Meant Doctor!

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"

And a deep fried Mars bar!

I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do

Has someone been watching Christmas movies?

Only Carry on ones so far today. But Poirot later

Love the carry ons. Carry on Camping, Carry on Nurse, Carry on Camping are brilliant and Carry on up the Khyber has to be my favourite.

Idiot. Carry on Camping twice. Meant Doctor!"

Maybe you're just traumatised by a young Barbara Windsor's booby jokes in Camping, so you keep reliving it.

Over...and over...and over...and

...

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"

And a deep fried Mars bar!

I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do

Has someone been watching Christmas movies?

Only Carry on ones so far today. But Poirot later

Love the carry ons. Carry on Camping, Carry on Nurse, Carry on Camping are brilliant and Carry on up the Khyber has to be my favourite.

Idiot. Carry on Camping twice. Meant Doctor!

Maybe you're just traumatised by a young Barbara Windsor's booby jokes in Camping, so you keep reliving it.

Over...and over...and over...and

... "

I blame my dad. He loved the Carry Ons. I was only introduced to them in the 70s.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"

And a deep fried Mars bar!

I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do

Has someone been watching Christmas movies?

Only Carry on ones so far today. But Poirot later

Love the carry ons. Carry on Camping, Carry on Nurse, Carry on Camping are brilliant and Carry on up the Khyber has to be my favourite.

Idiot. Carry on Camping twice. Meant Doctor!

Maybe you're just traumatised by a young Barbara Windsor's booby jokes in Camping, so you keep reliving it.

Over...and over...and over...and

...

I blame my dad. He loved the Carry Ons. I was only introduced to them in the 70s."

"Dad, Dad, can we watch Carry On Camping again Dad? I really like the tents"

"Of course son", said Dad, winking .

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

And a deep fried Mars bar!

I normally have an apple pie but yep.. that’ll do pig. That’ll do

Has someone been watching Christmas movies?

Only Carry on ones so far today. But Poirot later

Love the carry ons. Carry on Camping, Carry on Nurse, Carry on Camping are brilliant and Carry on up the Khyber has to be my favourite.

Idiot. Carry on Camping twice. Meant Doctor!

Maybe you're just traumatised by a young Barbara Windsor's booby jokes in Camping, so you keep reliving it.

Over...and over...and over...and

...

I blame my dad. He loved the Carry Ons. I was only introduced to them in the 70s.

"Dad, Dad, can we watch Carry On Camping again Dad? I really like the tents"

"Of course son", said Dad, winking ."

Ha ha ha ha. I adore Carry on Films. My favourite is Carry on at Your Convenience by miles. But do love Don’t Lose your Head too

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By *ovetolick78Man
46 weeks ago

The Shire

Fucking is like a mince pie...... There's always room for at least 1 more.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Yes could do with a fuck

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By *illy IdolMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands

You got your second wind yet Nick?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
46 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I’m out.

Too much food and alcohol.

I won’t even mention all the sprouts - could be lethal later

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
46 weeks ago

Midlands

We did fancy a fuck but the kids disturbed us and now I am at work

Mrs

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By *hunky GentMan
46 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"We did fancy a fuck but the kids disturbed us and now I am at work

Mrs"

Pffffft

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"You got your second wind yet Nick?"

Well, I just made a gag about a walrus knob so I'm back in da house for a bit Willy .

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
46 weeks ago

Next Door

I did, but no one around to do the deed with

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By *ddie1966Man
46 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"

Hah! Lightweights "

Beginners !!!!

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"

Hah! Lightweights

Beginners !!!!"

I may struggle to dispute that .

However...the moon is almost full, the clouds are light, and it's a fairly low tide...so a 3am doggy walk on the beach seems like a nice exit from excess to a light-enough-for-lightweights Boxing Day .

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By *ajamis1994Man
46 weeks ago

europe

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By *orkshireBeef26Man
46 weeks ago

Kirkella

Love some Sexy Shenanigans please...

Andy...

Xxx

Kik me...

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