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More whisky Nick?
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"Well...I kinda want to be a bonobo (make love not war), mixed with a hyena (the party games I could do with that clit!), but also feel I need to be a clownfish in order to be broadly consistent with my neuroqueer genderless alien genealogy. Not the dolphin though. I do luvs me a dolphin, but I'm avoiding them on porpoise this year Roland .
More whisky Nick?
Don't moind if oi doo/hic!"*** I guess you skipped some part about the Clownfish. Once you change, there's no way back.  | |||
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"Well...I kinda want to be a bonobo (make love not war), mixed with a hyena (the party games I could do with that clit!), but also feel I need to be a clownfish in order to be broadly consistent with my neuroqueer genderless alien genealogy. Not the dolphin though. I do luvs me a dolphin, but I'm avoiding them on porpoise this year Roland .
More whisky Nick?
Don't moind if oi doo/hic!
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I guess you skipped some part about the Clownfish.
Once you change, there's no way back.
"Whishkee and alienzsh and allszh good wiv jender... Did I shay whishkee? An' whishkeee too.. Hic! | |||
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"Essential and very informative Christmas day reading. Thank you!" *** Well, there are about 20 Christmas threads, so I couldn't see the point to make another one. | |||
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"I don't know if it's the whisky, but I'm fairly certain I now have a hyena clit... .." | |||
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"Things are getting weird now. I'd been flicking my hyena bean, and then it winked at me, before scurrying off like that African blue lizard thing. I'm really not used to alcohol you know ." | |||
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"Essential and very informative Christmas day reading. Thank you!" *** You're welcome! Merry Christmas! | |||
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"I’m sure your Walrus penis fact is wrong. Surely the largest would be blue whale at average 8-10 feet. " *** It was according to the National Geographic, but I edited it out. They might know better than us I guess. | |||
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"I reckon I'm closest to 9, Roland. Which one are you?" *** 7 The loser lizard turning a dull gray. | |||
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"I reckon I'm closest to 9, Roland. Which one are you? *** 7 The loser lizard turning a dull gray." | |||
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"I reckon I'm closest to 9, Roland. Which one are you? *** 7 The loser lizard turning a dull gray. "*** I was considering 9, but it's not accurate enough. | |||
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"I'm most like a hanging fly, must provide snacks. " | |||
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"I'm most like a hanging fly, must provide snacks. " *** What part of the body you want me to bring? ***Sharpening knives*** | |||
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"Nobody likes animals I guess. "You picked a really quiet day to post it! None of those animals is very me. Maybe B feels more aligned to one of them. J | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches. "What's not to love?  . | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches. "*** I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread. Clownfish isn't good enough for you?  | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
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I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
"Not good enough for me. I expected more. I have very high expectations of course. | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
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I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
"I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
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I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
Not good enough for me. I expected more. I have very high expectations of course.
"*** I will make a thread just for you. I take your order in private, about what needs to be included. Deal?
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
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I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
Not good enough for me. I expected more. I have very high expectations of course.
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I will make a thread just for you.
I take your order in private, about what needs to be included.
Deal?
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
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I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx"*** I will do a part 2 maybe. Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it. Unless this will die tonight so far from 175. | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
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I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
Not good enough for me. I expected more. I have very high expectations of course.
***
I will make a thread just for you.
I take your order in private, about what needs to be included.
Deal?
Absolutely not. "*** I will make one of the pornstar Belladonna then. | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
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I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx
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I will do a part 2 maybe.
Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it.
Unless this will die tonight so far from 175. "You’ll be waiting until your death because there isn’t a what Belladonna wants you to put into a thread. Your threads are fully yours. Fuck the parrot fish, keep your clownfish. I don’t mean it in a kinky way. | |||
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"It's not done badly you know. There's a lot of detail in it, and FAB isn't an academic depository...it's social media shortform soundbites with a bit of occasional longform decoration. All things considered, if it were mine and died now, I'd be fairly happy with what it achieved in its brief foray into the overall memosphere xxxx"You must off the whisky now | |||
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"It's not done badly you know. There's a lot of detail in it, and FAB isn't an academic depository...it's social media shortform soundbites with a bit of occasional longform decoration. All things considered, if it were mine and died now, I'd be fairly happy with what it achieved in its brief foray into the overall memosphere xxxx"*** When your home work will reach my desk? | |||
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"It's not done badly you know. There's a lot of detail in it, and FAB isn't an academic depository...it's social media shortform soundbites with a bit of occasional longform decoration. All things considered, if it were mine and died now, I'd be fairly happy with what it achieved in its brief foray into the overall memosphere xxxx
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When your home work will reach my desk?"Lol. No later than some point on 27th - probably morning. My brain is a morning brain | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
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I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx
***
I will do a part 2 maybe.
Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it.
Unless this will die tonight so far from 175.
You’ll be waiting until your death because there isn’t a what Belladonna wants you to put into a thread. Your threads are fully yours. Fuck the parrot fish, keep your clownfish. I don’t mean it in a kinky way. "*** Anyone called Belladonna can tell me what to do whenever they want to. Whether the real or the fake one, both can give me orders. Not both together though. That would be a dangerous game. | |||
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"It's not done badly you know. There's a lot of detail in it, and FAB isn't an academic depository...it's social media shortform soundbites with a bit of occasional longform decoration. All things considered, if it were mine and died now, I'd be fairly happy with what it achieved in its brief foray into the overall memosphere xxxx
You must off the whisky now "Jesus - I'm just not used to it. That was a special few hours  . | |||
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"Right...I'm off to walk doggies on a beach under an almost full moon. Happy Boxing Day xxxx " You too | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
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I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx
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I will do a part 2 maybe.
Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it.
Unless this will die tonight so far from 175.
You’ll be waiting until your death because there isn’t a what Belladonna wants you to put into a thread. Your threads are fully yours. Fuck the parrot fish, keep your clownfish. I don’t mean it in a kinky way.
***
Anyone called Belladonna can tell me what to do whenever they want to.
Whether the real or the fake one, both can give me orders.
Not both together though.
That would be a dangerous game.
"Ffs, you and this nonsense that I’m the fake Belladonna.
Of course I’m not the belladonna anal whore of the porn world but I’m not fake. I’m me. Real. Belladonna by name and street cred. | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
***
I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx
***
I will do a part 2 maybe.
Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it.
Unless this will die tonight so far from 175.
You’ll be waiting until your death because there isn’t a what Belladonna wants you to put into a thread. Your threads are fully yours. Fuck the parrot fish, keep your clownfish. I don’t mean it in a kinky way.
***
Anyone called Belladonna can tell me what to do whenever they want to.
Whether the real or the fake one, both can give me orders.
Not both together though.
That would be a dangerous game.
Ffs, you and this nonsense that I’m the fake Belladonna.
Of course I’m not the belladonna anal whore of the porn world but I’m not fake. I’m me. Real. Belladonna by name and street cred. "*** Street cred? World sister? ***Fist bump*** | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
***
I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx
***
I will do a part 2 maybe.
Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it.
Unless this will die tonight so far from 175.
You’ll be waiting until your death because there isn’t a what Belladonna wants you to put into a thread. Your threads are fully yours. Fuck the parrot fish, keep your clownfish. I don’t mean it in a kinky way.
***
Anyone called Belladonna can tell me what to do whenever they want to.
Whether the real or the fake one, both can give me orders.
Not both together though.
That would be a dangerous game.
Ffs, you and this nonsense that I’m the fake Belladonna.
Of course I’m not the belladonna anal whore of the porn world but I’m not fake. I’m me. Real. Belladonna by name and street cred. "*** Anal whore? Don't talk like that about my ex-crush please. She used to be tight. | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
***
I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx
***
I will do a part 2 maybe.
Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it.
Unless this will die tonight so far from 175.
You’ll be waiting until your death because there isn’t a what Belladonna wants you to put into a thread. Your threads are fully yours. Fuck the parrot fish, keep your clownfish. I don’t mean it in a kinky way.
***
Anyone called Belladonna can tell me what to do whenever they want to.
Whether the real or the fake one, both can give me orders.
Not both together though.
That would be a dangerous game.
Ffs, you and this nonsense that I’m the fake Belladonna.
Of course I’m not the belladonna anal whore of the porn world but I’m not fake. I’m me. Real. Belladonna by name and street cred.
***
Street cred?
World sister?
***Fist bump***"I did laugh at that one as I typed it. I’d be the first one killed on the streets. I have no street cred but it was funny. | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
***
I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx
***
I will do a part 2 maybe.
Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it.
Unless this will die tonight so far from 175.
You’ll be waiting until your death because there isn’t a what Belladonna wants you to put into a thread. Your threads are fully yours. Fuck the parrot fish, keep your clownfish. I don’t mean it in a kinky way.
***
Anyone called Belladonna can tell me what to do whenever they want to.
Whether the real or the fake one, both can give me orders.
Not both together though.
That would be a dangerous game.
Ffs, you and this nonsense that I’m the fake Belladonna.
Of course I’m not the belladonna anal whore of the porn world but I’m not fake. I’m me. Real. Belladonna by name and street cred.
***
Anal whore?
Don't talk like that about my ex-crush please.
She used to be tight.
"She was a self proclaimed anal whore! She talked about herself like that. I’m not shaming her. | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
***
I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx
***
I will do a part 2 maybe.
Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it.
Unless this will die tonight so far from 175.
You’ll be waiting until your death because there isn’t a what Belladonna wants you to put into a thread. Your threads are fully yours. Fuck the parrot fish, keep your clownfish. I don’t mean it in a kinky way.
***
Anyone called Belladonna can tell me what to do whenever they want to.
Whether the real or the fake one, both can give me orders.
Not both together though.
That would be a dangerous game.
Ffs, you and this nonsense that I’m the fake Belladonna.
Of course I’m not the belladonna anal whore of the porn world but I’m not fake. I’m me. Real. Belladonna by name and street cred.
***
Anal whore?
Don't talk like that about my ex-crush please.
She used to be tight.
She was a self proclaimed anal whore! She talked about herself like that. I’m not shaming her. "Forgot the emoji. They will think there's drama here. Some went to get the popcorn right now probably. | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
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I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx
***
I will do a part 2 maybe.
Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it.
Unless this will die tonight so far from 175.
You’ll be waiting until your death because there isn’t a what Belladonna wants you to put into a thread. Your threads are fully yours. Fuck the parrot fish, keep your clownfish. I don’t mean it in a kinky way.
***
Anyone called Belladonna can tell me what to do whenever they want to.
Whether the real or the fake one, both can give me orders.
Not both together though.
That would be a dangerous game.
Ffs, you and this nonsense that I’m the fake Belladonna.
Of course I’m not the belladonna anal whore of the porn world but I’m not fake. I’m me. Real. Belladonna by name and street cred.
***
Anal whore?
Don't talk like that about my ex-crush please.
She used to be tight.
She was a self proclaimed anal whore! She talked about herself like that. I’m not shaming her.
Forgot the emoji.
They will think there's drama here.
Some went to get the popcorn right now probably.
"You’re a shit stirrer. I’d grab the popcorn reading this. Thankfully, you’re not in my PMs trying to fuck me like all the men here.  | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
***
I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx
***
I will do a part 2 maybe.
Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it.
Unless this will die tonight so far from 175.
You’ll be waiting until your death because there isn’t a what Belladonna wants you to put into a thread. Your threads are fully yours. Fuck the parrot fish, keep your clownfish. I don’t mean it in a kinky way.
***
Anyone called Belladonna can tell me what to do whenever they want to.
Whether the real or the fake one, both can give me orders.
Not both together though.
That would be a dangerous game.
Ffs, you and this nonsense that I’m the fake Belladonna.
Of course I’m not the belladonna anal whore of the porn world but I’m not fake. I’m me. Real. Belladonna by name and street cred.
***
Anal whore?
Don't talk like that about my ex-crush please.
She used to be tight.
She was a self proclaimed anal whore! She talked about herself like that. I’m not shaming her.
Forgot the emoji.
They will think there's drama here.
Some went to get the popcorn right now probably.
You’re a shit stirrer. I’d grab the popcorn reading this.
Thankfully, you’re not in my PMs trying to fuck me like all the men here. "Oh dear lol | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
***
I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx
***
I will do a part 2 maybe.
Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it.
Unless this will die tonight so far from 175.
You’ll be waiting until your death because there isn’t a what Belladonna wants you to put into a thread. Your threads are fully yours. Fuck the parrot fish, keep your clownfish. I don’t mean it in a kinky way.
***
Anyone called Belladonna can tell me what to do whenever they want to.
Whether the real or the fake one, both can give me orders.
Not both together though.
That would be a dangerous game.
Ffs, you and this nonsense that I’m the fake Belladonna.
Of course I’m not the belladonna anal whore of the porn world but I’m not fake. I’m me. Real. Belladonna by name and street cred.
***
Anal whore?
Don't talk like that about my ex-crush please.
She used to be tight.
She was a self proclaimed anal whore! She talked about herself like that. I’m not shaming her.
Forgot the emoji.
They will think there's drama here.
Some went to get the popcorn right now probably.
You’re a shit stirrer. I’d grab the popcorn reading this.
Thankfully, you’re not in my PMs trying to fuck me like all the men here.
Oh dear lol"You grabbed your popcorn then. | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
***
I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you? Too much for me
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx
***
I will do a part 2 maybe.
Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it.
Unless this will die tonight so far from 175.
You’ll be waiting until your death because there isn’t a what Belladonna wants you to put into a thread. Your threads are fully yours. Fuck the parrot fish, keep your clownfish. I don’t mean it in a kinky way.
***
Anyone called Belladonna can tell me what to do whenever they want to.
Whether the real or the fake one, both can give me orders.
Not both together though.
That would be a dangerous game.
Ffs, you and this nonsense that I’m the fake Belladonna.
Of course I’m not the belladonna anal whore of the porn world but I’m not fake. I’m me. Real. Belladonna by name and street cred.
***
Anal whore?
Don't talk like that about my ex-crush please.
She used to be tight.
She was a self proclaimed anal whore! She talked about herself like that. I’m not shaming her.
Forgot the emoji.
They will think there's drama here.
Some went to get the popcorn right now probably.
You’re a shit stirrer. I’d grab the popcorn reading this.
Thankfully, you’re not in my PMs trying to fuck me like all the men here.
Oh dear lol
You grabbed your popcorn then. " | |||
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
***
I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx
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I will do a part 2 maybe.
Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it.
Unless this will die tonight so far from 175.
You’ll be waiting until your death because there isn’t a what Belladonna wants you to put into a thread. Your threads are fully yours. Fuck the parrot fish, keep your clownfish. I don’t mean it in a kinky way.
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Anyone called Belladonna can tell me what to do whenever they want to.
Whether the real or the fake one, both can give me orders.
Not both together though.
That would be a dangerous game.
Ffs, you and this nonsense that I’m the fake Belladonna.
Of course I’m not the belladonna anal whore of the porn world but I’m not fake. I’m me. Real. Belladonna by name and street cred.
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Anal whore?
Don't talk like that about my ex-crush please.
She used to be tight.
She was a self proclaimed anal whore! She talked about herself like that. I’m not shaming her.
Forgot the emoji.
They will think there's drama here.
Some went to get the popcorn right now probably.
You’re a shit stirrer. I’d grab the popcorn reading this.
Thankfully, you’re not in my PMs trying to fuck me like all the men here. "*** Yes, that would be weird. Right? 
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
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I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx
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I will do a part 2 maybe.
Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it.
Unless this will die tonight so far from 175.
You’ll be waiting until your death because there isn’t a what Belladonna wants you to put into a thread. Your threads are fully yours. Fuck the parrot fish, keep your clownfish. I don’t mean it in a kinky way.
***
Anyone called Belladonna can tell me what to do whenever they want to.
Whether the real or the fake one, both can give me orders.
Not both together though.
That would be a dangerous game.
Ffs, you and this nonsense that I’m the fake Belladonna.
Of course I’m not the belladonna anal whore of the porn world but I’m not fake. I’m me. Real. Belladonna by name and street cred.
***
Anal whore?
Don't talk like that about my ex-crush please.
She used to be tight.
She was a self proclaimed anal whore! She talked about herself like that. I’m not shaming her.
Forgot the emoji.
They will think there's drama here.
Some went to get the popcorn right now probably.
You’re a shit stirrer. I’d grab the popcorn reading this.
Thankfully, you’re not in my PMs trying to fuck me like all the men here.
***
Yes, that would be weird. Right?
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"I don’t align with any of those animals but as I read I was hoping to find the parrot fish on your list. All born female. They are narcoleptic, gender fluid and poop out beaches.
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I spent the most time with this thread(today), except the Scorpions thread.
Clownfish isn't good enough for you?
I'm kinda with you Roland...I feel your pain (especially as I'm partly responsible for it )....but...
THEY POOP OUT BEACHES!!
Surely they get an honorary mention mi amigo?? xxxx
***
I will do a part 2 maybe.
Waiting for what Belladonna wants me to put into it.
Unless this will die tonight so far from 175.
You’ll be waiting until your death because there isn’t a what Belladonna wants you to put into a thread. Your threads are fully yours. Fuck the parrot fish, keep your clownfish. I don’t mean it in a kinky way.
***
Anyone called Belladonna can tell me what to do whenever they want to.
Whether the real or the fake one, both can give me orders.
Not both together though.
That would be a dangerous game.
Ffs, you and this nonsense that I’m the fake Belladonna.
Of course I’m not the belladonna anal whore of the porn world but I’m not fake. I’m me. Real. Belladonna by name and street cred.
***
Anal whore?
Don't talk like that about my ex-crush please.
She used to be tight.
She was a self proclaimed anal whore! She talked about herself like that. I’m not shaming her.
Forgot the emoji.
They will think there's drama here.
Some went to get the popcorn right now probably.
You’re a shit stirrer. I’d grab the popcorn reading this.
Thankfully, you’re not in my PMs trying to fuck me like all the men here.
***
Yes, that would be weird. Right?
Weird, no.
Annoying, maybe as it’s evident they’d not read my profile. Such is life.
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"...documentary about the animal world. * We all behave like animals sometimes. Let me introduce some animals and you might recognize your behaviour. * 1. Bonobos (Relatives of Chimpanzees) Engaging in sexual interactions more frequently than any other primate, and in just about every combination from heterosexual to homosexual unions. Bonobo societies "make love, not war," and their frequent sex is thought to strengthen social bonds and resolve conflict. * 2. Bronze-winged jacana (Bird) Females of a tropical shorebird called a bronze-winged jacana have such gender-bending qualities that early ornithologists confused them for males. Jacana girls will even invade another female's territory and kill a set of chicks, turning a devoted father into a bachelor that's available for courting. This unconventional behaviour doesn't deter males, which vie for female attention by squawking at the top of their lungs. * 3. Spotted hyena Spotted hyena clans are socially matriarchal, with females dominating large groups of both males and females. The mating strategy is polygamous, however, with a male mating with many females. The female sports a penis-like clitoris, which contains the birthing canal and protrudes seven inches from her body. This awkward anatomy makes sex tricky since a male must crouch in a particular position so his penis can penetrate the clitoris. The pseudo penis also means females decide which males get access. * 4. Red jungle fowl (Relatives of Chickens) The wild relatives of chickens, red jungle fowl are promiscuous lovers. Since the jungle fowl stay close to home throughout their lives, sex can up the chances of mating with close relatives and delivering inbred offspring. To avoid the ill effects of brotherly love, the females store the male's sperm, and only after copulating does she somehow choose which sperm fertilizes her eggs. * 5. Walruses Males defend a large harem of females that join him underwater for copulation. To keep up with so much water romping, the bulky bulls are equipped with a penis bone called a baculum, which extends up to 30 inches — the longest of any living mammal. * 6. Lions Sniffing butts isn't just for the dogs. Male lions can detect whether a female in his pride is in heat by smelling her reproductive organs. A lion pride consists of three to 30 individuals — many lionesses and a few males that have mating rights to the group. Females typically enter estrus at the same time, and over this four-day period they mate several times an hour. If the lioness fails to conceive, she will re-enter estrus about two weeks later and begin the mating cycle again. * 7. African blue-headed lizard To win a harem of females, males of the African blue-headed lizard joust each other with sideways blows of their tails. The winners not only take home cooing mates, they also get a coat of dazzling colors, while the losers turn a dull gray. * 8. Bottlenose dolphins Sex in dolphin societies is as fluid as their aquatic undulations. The dolphins are promiscuous and mate for both reproduction and playful pleasure. Courtship involves the male posturing with his back arched and often nuzzling or even stroking a potential mate. If successful, the couple sidles up together belly to belly, and the male inserts his penis. The mating is swift, lasting under a minute, but is repeated several times with short breaks in between. * 9. Hanging flies During mating season, male hanging flies take gift-giving to a new level. They offer females the corpse of a dead insect. If the female accepts the gift, the couple's genitalia link up and the female maneuvers until she is hanging upside down. During copulation, the female chows on her snack while the male supports her by holding her legs. But males providing insufficient gifts get flung off by the female before insemination is complete. * 10. Brown antechinus (Relatives of Mice) During a two-week breeding season, brown antechinus, mouse-like marsupials, begin a mating frenzy. In this promiscuous society, females mate with several partners, each copulation lasting from 5 to 14 hours, before producing offspring. Turns out, by sleeping around, the female increases the chances of her eggs being fertilized by a healthy father and in turn producing fit offspring. After such exhausting sex, before the babies are born, the male antechinus drop dead. * Now a little twist to the end * 11. Clownfish (Nemo) All anemonefish, including clownfish, are hermaphrodites. They are all born male. They have the ability to turn themselves female, but once the change is made, they can’t go back to being male. Sometimes the change is made when mating. Two males will become mates and the larger, dominant fish will become the female. * ***Made for Willy Idol’s Thread Starter game.*** ***Inspired by Mr.Cunt*** " Mate you desperately need to get back to work . Way too much free time on your hands lol | |||
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