FabSwingers.com forum: Cry, wank or eat lonely people?

By *inky Chef OP Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich

Not me, because I'm okay.

Feel free to put your sad story here.

I'm a good listener and often I can give good advice.

I will just eat myself to a food coma.

Can't cry anymore.

Wank starting to make me sad.

Sex is even less likely than normal days.

Food, Watch TV and sleep.

By the way, if you leave the TV on until you fall asleep, it helps not to think about all the bad stuff in your head.

Too much thinking is not good for you when you are down.

Stop watching Christmas or romantic movies.

Don't watch porn either, unless your intention is wanking.

Play an instrument, play video games or listen to music.

Avoid ballads and blues, unless you want a good cry.

Don't drink alone.

It will make everything worse.

Go for a walk maybe, but go back home when you see only happy couples around you.

"What's the point of my life?"

If you have this^ question longer than 10-15 minutes in your mind, than call this number for help: 116-123

If you've done something stupid, then call 999.

There's always something or someone to live for.

There's no tunnel or angels.

It's just you are hallucinating.

Trust me, I know.

100% you have some unfinished business here.

When you hit rock bottom, then the only way is up.

People hurt you? Fuck them!

She doesn't want you? Fuck her!

You lost money? Fuck it!

Depressed for any other reason?

Fuck depression!!!

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By *ewCoupleHXCouple
46 weeks ago

Halifax

Eat lonely people !!! One way to get rid of loneliness xxx

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By *hrimper36Couple
46 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

Good to see you’re ok op.

Have a great day.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich

"Eat lonely people !!! One way to get rid of loneliness xxx"

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Yes, it is.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich

"Good to see you’re ok op.

Have a great day.

Thanks, you too.

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By *r99mr99Man
46 weeks ago

Ealing

"Eat lonely people !!! One way to get rid of loneliness xxx"

Staves off hunger too

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By *londebiguyMan
46 weeks ago

Southport

"Eat lonely people !!! One way to get rid of loneliness xxx

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Yes, it is."

Sounds like a good idea to me.

Happy Christmas!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

I mean, I normally find whacking my dick with a meat mallet, sticking a hairdryer up my ass, and belching "O Little Town Of Bethlehem" to the tune of "Anarchy In The UK" works wonders...but I'm open to the eating of the lonely people idea.

Failing that, have a shit on a picture of Margaret Thatcher.

Happy Christmas Roland xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I like eating lonely people too

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By *unnoisseurMan
46 weeks ago

Stratford

Really helpful replies so far.

Never come on here if you’re a male feeling down!! lol

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By *rionMan
46 weeks ago

CUMBRIA

Well I was depressed but just heard my bear trap snap shut & it sounds like I've caught the sneaky little barsteward .

Please excuse me while I go get my shotgun and put Santa out of his misery ,

well its the human thing to do & it is Christmas after all

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Remember , the 25th is just another normal day for half of the world & 4 billion people cant be wrong

life always gives us another chance anyway , its called tomorrow

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By *allySlinkyWoman
46 weeks ago

Leeds

"I like eating lonely people too

With a nice Chianti ?

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

I dont cry and i don't eat lonely people so wank it is then

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By *linton BaptisteMan
46 weeks ago

Stockport

Alive!! Great film but they ate their mates. The only way to survive was to eat the flesh of the dead.

No movies no porn no nothing just pure survival instinct x

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By *inky Chef OP Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich

"I mean, I normally find whacking my dick with a meat mallet, sticking a hairdryer up my ass, and belching "O Little Town Of Bethlehem" to the tune of "Anarchy In The UK" works wonders...but I'm open to the eating of the lonely people idea.

Failing that, have a shit on a picture of Margaret Thatcher.

Happy Christmas Roland xxxx"

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If that makes you feel better, then ...

Merry Christmas!

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By *inky Chef OP Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich

"Well I was depressed but just heard my bear trap snap shut & it sounds like I've caught the sneaky little barsteward .

Please excuse me while I go get my shotgun and put Santa out of his misery ,

well its the human thing to do & it is Christmas after all

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Remember , the 25th is just another normal day for half of the world & 4 billion people cant be wrong

life always gives us another chance anyway , its called tomorrow

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I think you're a woman with a male account, and your name is Courtney Love.

***Joking Mods***

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By *inky Chef OP Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich

"Alive!! Great film but they ate their mates. The only way to survive was to eat the flesh of the dead.

No movies no porn no nothing just pure survival instinct x"

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I've seen it a few times in my life.

I mean the movie, not cannibalism.

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

Suppose eating lonely people could set them free mind

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By *inky Chef OP Man
46 weeks ago

Norwich

"Suppose eating lonely people could set them free mind

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Depends where you eat them, I guess.

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

I'd start at the fun end

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Suppose eating lonely people could set them free mind

I’d need a bigger jar of cranberry sauce

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Suppose eating lonely people could set them free mind

I’d need a bigger jar of cranberry sauce

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Brandy cream

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Suppose eating lonely people could set them free mind

I’d need a bigger jar of cranberry sauce

Brandy cream

I think Brandy Cream should be your porn name Fred

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Suppose eating lonely people could set them free mind

I’d need a bigger jar of cranberry sauce

Brandy cream

I think Brandy Cream should be your porn name Fred

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