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I have seen some strange shit in my time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was in the gym last night, it's in central London so it has a real mix of alpha males gym rats meat heads and narcissists

Anyway everyone there is either a body Adonis or body Donna and are all checking each other out in the mirror

There were the usual really hot dancers limbering up listening to their iPods which for some reason are always tucked deep enough to disappear in their cleavage.

Well this time I spotted a very hot blonde who looked extremely high maintenance preening herself between the running machines wearing a .... Wait for it, a fur coat

Who the feck wears a fur coat IN the gym?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone who is cold and wants to sweat it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Trust me, this one has never sweated in her life

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

To be honest it's pretty weird to see meat heads and daffodil collectors both in the same place too

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By *o drama queenWoman
over a year ago

Abergele

maybe she thought if she takes it off someone would pinch it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe its actually body hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in the gym last night, it's in central London so it has a real mix of alpha males gym rats meat heads and narcissists

Anyway everyone there is either a body Adonis or body Donna and are all checking each other out in the mirror

There were the usual really hot dancers limbering up listening to their iPods which for some reason are always tucked deep enough to disappear in their cleavage.

Well this time I spotted a very hot blonde who looked extremely high maintenance preening herself between the running machines wearing a .... Wait for it, a fur coat

Who the feck wears a fur coat IN the gym? "
now that's strange SHIT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was she 'foxy' ?

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

OK - I can explain! I had just finished a class and didn't want to get cold, so I slipped my fur on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or a little minks ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How about the Russian accent?

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

Mink?

Discerning ladies actually prefer rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mink?

Discerning ladies actually prefer rabbit"

I thought wands were the toy of choice at the moment ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in the gym last night, it's in central London so it has a real mix of alpha males gym rats meat heads and narcissists

Anyway everyone there is either a body Adonis or body Donna and are all checking each other out in the mirror

There were the usual really hot dancers limbering up listening to their iPods which for some reason are always tucked deep enough to disappear in their cleavage.

Well this time I spotted a very hot blonde who looked extremely high maintenance preening herself between the running machines wearing a .... Wait for it, a fur coat

Who the feck wears a fur coat IN the gym? "
lol strange people.

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

OK - I admit to a fur in the gym, but a sex to would be a step too far!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One thing I have learned is that rabbit fur is easy to clean after you have er....

I'll er get my coat erm it's not fur honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in the gym last night, it's in central London so it has a real mix of alpha males gym rats meat heads and narcissists

Anyway everyone there is either a body Adonis or body Donna and are all checking each other out in the mirror

There were the usual really hot dancers limbering up listening to their iPods which for some reason are always tucked deep enough to disappear in their cleavage.

Well this time I spotted a very hot blonde who looked extremely high maintenance preening herself between the running machines wearing a .... Wait for it, a fur coat

Who the feck wears a fur coat IN the gym? "

So why were you in that type of gym ? Sounds like the kettle calling the pot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure you weren't in the Gym department of a shop?????

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Are you sure you weren't in the Gym department of a shop?????"

Who was that? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So anyway there i was in the gym last night .just finishing my run on the treadmill when i noticed some fella eyeing up my pet Afghan Hound .........you see some weird shit in London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked out at Christmas time wearing a Santa hat once, it SEEMED like a good idea to start out with, getting lots of smiles and laughs down the gym, but DAMN did it get hot quick.

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By * pool 1Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Well you know the old saying, Fur coat no knickers !!!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


" ..............

Who the feck wears a fur coat IN the gym? "

Did her car have a private number plate?

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London


" ..............

Who the feck wears a fur coat IN the gym?

Did her car have a private number plate?"

And was it clean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure you weren't in the Gym department of a shop?????

Who was that? Lol x "

lol...just felt their last words should be a question eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" ..............

Who the feck wears a fur coat IN the gym?

Did her car have a private number plate?

And was it clean?"

Rumour has it she sent the maybach back

The vanity mirrors were too small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you didn't think to ask her why ?

Or was it the gorillas with mysteriously bulging armpits that stopped you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ..............

Who the feck wears a fur coat IN the gym?

Did her car have a private number plate?"

Yeah FUR1 P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just come back from the gym where two young lads were training in Jeans! Whilst bitching about their love lives. I took great pleasure in using their 100kg finishing weight in the leg press as my starting weight

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By *ss2011Man
over a year ago

Leeds/Bradford

Gyms are funny sights. Some real sad people in them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And you didn't think to ask her why ?

Or was it the gorillas with mysteriously bulging armpits that stopped you ? "

I don't speak Russian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe its actually body hair"

Probably.... it was in London after all.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trust me, this one has never sweated in her life"

she probably pays someone to sweat for her

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Who the feck wears a fur coat IN the gym? "

The missus of the guy that wears sunglasses inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's Donna?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who the feck wears a fur coat IN the gym?

The missus of the guy that wears sunglasses inside "

You can leave your hat on

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