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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago

Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

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By *oeBeansMan
38 weeks ago

Derby

Merry fucking Christmas everyone

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
38 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Nah, it's like herpes. Just accept that it's going to be all over until this has passed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Nah, it's like herpes. Just accept that it's going to be all over until this has passed "

Everyone has to announce it individually?

Fuck I need my own thread.

Oh wait..

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By *eordieJeansCouple
38 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
38 weeks ago

Leeds

The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat."

I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Spread the festive joy everyone!

Merry christmas to you all!

Have a great holiday, have lots of fun with your friends and family. Eat lots of good food, open your presents and let's all have a great time!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
38 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat.

I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr

"

Remind me where you’re from again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.

The mr "

The one person I could rely on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat.

I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr

Remind me where you’re from again."

The place that knows what goes on a Christmas dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

"

Sure. Start one !!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

May all your sprouts be soggy and limp...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

Sure. Start one !! "

Nah too cheery for me.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
38 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat.

I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr

Remind me where you’re from again.

The place that knows what goes on a Christmas dinner. "

Tbh I thought you just drank children’s tears at Christmas. I didn’t think you had a dinner.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat.

I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr

Remind me where you’re from again.

The place that knows what goes on a Christmas dinner.

Tbh I thought you just drank children’s tears at Christmas. I didn’t think you had a dinner."

That's for starters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days.

J"

We may have different views on what we deem a delight...

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By *affron40Woman
38 weeks ago

manchester

If fucking only…

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By *eordieJeansCouple
38 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat.

I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr

Remind me where you’re from again.

The place that knows what goes on a Christmas dinner.

Tbh I thought you just drank children’s tears at Christmas. I didn’t think you had a dinner.

That's for starters"

And bisto granules for the main?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Nah, it's like herpes. Just accept that it's going to be all over until this has passed

Everyone has to announce it individually?

Fuck I need my own thread.

Oh wait..

"

I don’t. I’m just going to latch onto everyone else’s

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days.

J

We may have different views on what we deem a delight..."

People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days.

J

We may have different views on what we deem a delight...

People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?

J"

Please.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Lovely… I wish you peace on earth and all the pretty penises you can fit in to wherever you want to put them.

(Mason jar?)

Seaason’s Greetings.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days.

J

We may have different views on what we deem a delight...

People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?

J

Please. "

What we need is a Q.I claxon kind of thing to alert people to sarcasm..lol

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days.

J

We may have different views on what we deem a delight...

People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?

J

Please.

What we need is a Q.I claxon kind of thing to alert people to sarcasm..lol"

The lack of said klaxon is why everyone thinks I'm nice.

J

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By *ittlebirdWoman
38 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Merry fucking Christmas…. Meh

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days.

J

We may have different views on what we deem a delight...

People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?

J

Please.

What we need is a Q.I claxon kind of thing to alert people to sarcasm..lol

The lack of said klaxon is why everyone thinks I'm nice.

J"

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days.

J

We may have different views on what we deem a delight...

People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?

J

Please.

What we need is a Q.I claxon kind of thing to alert people to sarcasm..lol"

No comment.

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By *aitonelMan
38 weeks ago

Liverpool

Wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas!

God bless us, everyone!

Hohoho I have a machine gun

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"Wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas!

God bless us, everyone!

Hohoho I have a machine gun"

Can I borrow it ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas!

God bless us, everyone!

Hohoho I have a machine gun"

Are you ok Hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas!

God bless us, everyone!

Hohoho I have a machine gun

Can I borrow it ?? "

*combat rolls and steals the machine gun*

*runs off yelling*

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

*makes exploding noise*

Boooouuugh BANG BANG Neeeeuuuwww da-da-da-da-da-da-da

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By *aitonelMan
38 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas!

God bless us, everyone!

Hohoho I have a machine gun

Are you ok Hun?"

No. Just found out Tiny Tim didn't make it

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By *nterblueMan
38 weeks ago

manchester

I don't know what to say but it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

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By *ad NannaWoman
38 weeks ago

East London

Gasps! You mean some people are faking it??

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By *aitonelMan
38 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I don't know what to say but it's Christmas and we're all in misery. "

Alwe can fit, but as if she would let us in.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas!

God bless us, everyone!

Hohoho I have a machine gun

Are you ok Hun?

No. Just found out Tiny Tim didn't make it"

With a name like that I can’t imagine he’d make it with anyone on fab

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By *ad NannaWoman
38 weeks ago

East London

I actually think the people being Scrooges are secretly excited inside.

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By *aitonelMan
38 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I actually think the people being Scrooges are secretly excited inside."

I am! You got me.

The sooner the day comes, the sooner it's over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I actually think the people being Scrooges are secretly excited inside."

I mean I like Xmas, but I don't wish a merry Xmas for every Tom, Dick and Harry.

That shit gets annoying quick.

*Though if you are a pretty dick, Merry Christmas.

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By *aitonelMan
38 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I actually think the people being Scrooges are secretly excited inside.

I mean I like Xmas, but I don't wish a merry Xmas for every Tom, Dick and Harry.

That shit gets annoying quick.

*Though if you are a pretty dick, Merry Christmas.

"

I'm just a dick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I actually think the people being Scrooges are secretly excited inside.

I mean I like Xmas, but I don't wish a merry Xmas for every Tom, Dick and Harry.

That shit gets annoying quick.

*Though if you are a pretty dick, Merry Christmas.

I'm just a dick! "

Ahhh Kai, it's a pretty dick.

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By *ysizeMan
38 weeks ago

Nottingham

Love this thread

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
38 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

"

Hope you have shits in the new year from food poisoning from Turkey

Plenty of bog roll needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

Hope you have shits in the new year from food poisoning from Turkey

Plenty of bog roll needed "

You made a thread didn't you

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
38 weeks ago

Wales

I'm just waiting for an acceptable time before starting on the booze.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
38 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

I hope you all get 1st degree burns when lighting your Xmas Pud

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I'm just waiting for an acceptable time before starting on the booze. "

Oh....that happened 2 hours ago.

Go go go woman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I hope you all get 1st degree burns when lighting your Xmas Pud "

Don't eat them.

Try again.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve

J

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Merry fucking Christmas everyone "

Merry Christmas Joe.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Nah, it's like herpes. Just accept that it's going to be all over until this has passed "

Merry Christmas Prey. *proper Christmas snog ….

(We really need a kissing emoji )

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By *mber SkiesWoman
38 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish


"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve

J"

Now this is sarcasm!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

You’re right op. It will take forever doing them individually.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve

J"

That chilled my blood .

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve

J

Now this is sarcasm!"

Some will. Some won’t.

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
38 weeks ago

Wales


"I'm just waiting for an acceptable time before starting on the booze.

Oh....that happened 2 hours ago.

Go go go woman!"

I might have an espresso martini in a bit.

I'll wait until it gets dark for the other stuff.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve

J

Now this is sarcasm!"

I meant every word. I can't get this right at all!

J

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By *unx2019Couple
38 weeks ago

Moray

Son at girlfriends, daughter at friends, Leonie looking after her mum, that's leaves me on my own, perfect Christmas day

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By *inky ChefMan
38 weeks ago

Norwich


"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

"

***

I wish you a Hairy Christmas.

Will Willy stuff your turkey?

Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

***

I wish you a Hairy Christmas.

Will Willy stuff your turkey?

Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.

"

And a course of antibiotics as well

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By *he ass man 666Man
38 weeks ago

between your legs

Merry Christmas

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By *inky ChefMan
38 weeks ago

Norwich


"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

***

I wish you a Hairy Christmas.

Will Willy stuff your turkey?

Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.

And a course of antibiotics as well "

***

Hopefully he won't have PTSD.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

***

I wish you a Hairy Christmas.

Will Willy stuff your turkey?

Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.

And a course of antibiotics as well

***

Hopefully he won't have PTSD. "

No but he might have an STD

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

***

I wish you a Hairy Christmas.

Will Willy stuff your turkey?

Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.

And a course of antibiotics as well

***

Hopefully he won't have PTSD.

No but he might have an STD "

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By *inky ChefMan
38 weeks ago

Norwich


"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

***

I wish you a Hairy Christmas.

Will Willy stuff your turkey?

Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.

And a course of antibiotics as well

***

Hopefully he won't have PTSD.

No but he might have an STD "

***

I wouldn't go that far with the jokes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

***

I wish you a Hairy Christmas.

Will Willy stuff your turkey?

Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.

And a course of antibiotics as well

***

Hopefully he won't have PTSD.

No but he might have an STD "

Well ho ho ho to you lot aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

It's beginning to look a lot like f**k this that kind of cheery ?

T

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By *inky ChefMan
38 weeks ago

Norwich


"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

***

I wish you a Hairy Christmas.

Will Willy stuff your turkey?

Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.

And a course of antibiotics as well

***

Hopefully he won't have PTSD.

No but he might have an STD

Well ho ho ho to you lot aswell"

***

You know I love you, even though you ignore me mostly.

Even your 2 allegedly sex partners didn't put me off just yet.

Need a third one to come forward.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

***

I wish you a Hairy Christmas.

Will Willy stuff your turkey?

Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.

And a course of antibiotics as well

***

Hopefully he won't have PTSD.

No but he might have an STD

Well ho ho ho to you lot aswell

***

You know I love you, even though you ignore me mostly.

Even your 2 allegedly sex partners didn't put me off just yet.

Need a third one to come forward.

"

I ignore people as common courtesy.

If you're tainted as being my friend you'll be cock blocked by 90% of the forums. Or they'll cast a spell on you. Either or really.

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By *inky ChefMan
38 weeks ago

Norwich


"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer?

***

I wish you a Hairy Christmas.

Will Willy stuff your turkey?

Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please.

And a course of antibiotics as well

***

Hopefully he won't have PTSD.

No but he might have an STD

Well ho ho ho to you lot aswell

***

You know I love you, even though you ignore me mostly.

Even your 2 allegedly sex partners didn't put me off just yet.

Need a third one to come forward.

I ignore people as common courtesy.

If you're tainted as being my friend you'll be cock blocked by 90% of the forums. Or they'll cast a spell on you. Either or really.

"

***

It's 90% already and didn't have a meet in 17 months here.

It is usually like that,except when I change my name, so wouldn't ruin anything really.

Friends interact or bang each other, so it's your turn or not.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere else

All of this is so important.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
38 weeks ago

Portsmouth

In. Bah humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"In. Bah humbug "

You nicked my line .. grump grump grump...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
38 weeks ago

Portsmouth


"I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve

J"

That's the ultimate passive aggressiveness

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By *aitonelMan
38 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve

J

That's the ultimate passive aggressiveness "

It's far more sinister than it is anything!

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By *ornucopiaMan
38 weeks ago

Bexley


"In. Bah humbug "

What did Scrooge say when he was offered a zip up pouch to wear around his waist as a Christmas present?

...

"Huh! Bumbag!"

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"In. Bah humbug

What did Scrooge say when he was offered a zip up pouch to wear around his waist as a Christmas present?

...

"Huh! Bumbag!""

Lol

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve

J

That's the ultimate passive aggressiveness "

I was quite proud of it

J

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By *ddie1966Man
38 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Merry effin Xmas everyone.

May your sprouts still be frozen and make you fart like thunder.

Ho effin ho...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
38 weeks ago

Portsmouth


"I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve

J

That's the ultimate passive aggressiveness

I was quite proud of it

J"

I'm going to try and remember that, for all occasions.

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