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"Nah, it's like herpes. Just accept that it's going to be all over until this has passed "Everyone has to announce it individually? Fuck I need my own thread. Oh wait.. | |||
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"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat." I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr | |||
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 Spread the festive joy everyone!
Merry christmas to you all!
Have a great holiday, have lots of fun with your friends and family. Eat lots of good food, open your presents and let's all have a great time!  | |||
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"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat. I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr " Remind me where you’re from again. | |||
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"The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear. The mr " The one person I could rely on... | |||
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"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat. I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr Remind me where you’re from again." The place that knows what goes on a Christmas dinner. | |||
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer? " Sure. Start one !!   | |||
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer? Sure. Start one !! "Nah too cheery for me. | |||
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"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat. I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr Remind me where you’re from again. The place that knows what goes on a Christmas dinner. " Tbh I thought you just drank children’s tears at Christmas. I didn’t think you had a dinner. | |||
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"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat. I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr Remind me where you’re from again. The place that knows what goes on a Christmas dinner. Tbh I thought you just drank children’s tears at Christmas. I didn’t think you had a dinner." That's for starters | |||
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"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days. J" We may have different views on what we deem a delight... | |||
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"I hope you have a shit Christmas and your Yorkshire puddings are flat. I don't have Yorkshire puddings for my Xmas dinner so nerrrr Remind me where you’re from again. The place that knows what goes on a Christmas dinner. Tbh I thought you just drank children’s tears at Christmas. I didn’t think you had a dinner. That's for starters" And bisto granules for the main? | |||
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"Nah, it's like herpes. Just accept that it's going to be all over until this has passed
Everyone has to announce it individually?
Fuck I need my own thread.
Oh wait..
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"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days. J We may have different views on what we deem a delight..." People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights? 
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"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days. J We may have different views on what we deem a delight... People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?
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"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days. J We may have different views on what we deem a delight... People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?
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Please. "What we need is a Q.I claxon kind of thing to alert people to sarcasm..lol | |||
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"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days. J We may have different views on what we deem a delight... People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?
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What we need is a Q.I claxon kind of thing to alert people to sarcasm..lol"The lack of said klaxon is why everyone thinks I'm nice.
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"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days. J We may have different views on what we deem a delight... People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?
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What we need is a Q.I claxon kind of thing to alert people to sarcasm..lol
The lack of said klaxon is why everyone thinks I'm nice.
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"If only. But Prey is right. The front page of the Lounge will be a fucking delight for the next few days. J We may have different views on what we deem a delight... People just seem oblivious to my sarcasm on here. Do I need to highlight it with festive fairy lights?
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What we need is a Q.I claxon kind of thing to alert people to sarcasm..lol"No comment. | |||
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"Wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas! God bless us, everyone! Hohoho I have a machine gun" Can I borrow it ?? | |||
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"Wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas! God bless us, everyone! Hohoho I have a machine gun" Are you ok Hun? | |||
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"Wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas! God bless us, everyone! Hohoho I have a machine gun Can I borrow it ?? " *combat rolls and steals the machine gun* *runs off yelling* Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da *makes exploding noise* Boooouuugh BANG BANG Neeeeuuuwww da-da-da-da-da-da-da | |||
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"Wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas! God bless us, everyone! Hohoho I have a machine gun Are you ok Hun?" No. Just found out Tiny Tim didn't make it | |||
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"I don't know what to say but it's Christmas and we're all in misery. "Alwe can fit, but as if she would let us in. | |||
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"Wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas! God bless us, everyone! Hohoho I have a machine gun Are you ok Hun? No. Just found out Tiny Tim didn't make it" With a name like that I can’t imagine he’d make it with anyone on fab  | |||
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"I actually think the people being Scrooges are secretly excited inside." I am! You got me. The sooner the day comes, the sooner it's over | |||
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"I actually think the people being Scrooges are secretly excited inside." I mean I like Xmas, but I don't wish a merry Xmas for every Tom, Dick and Harry. That shit gets annoying quick. *Though if you are a pretty dick, Merry Christmas. | |||
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"I actually think the people being Scrooges are secretly excited inside. I mean I like Xmas, but I don't wish a merry Xmas for every Tom, Dick and Harry. That shit gets annoying quick. *Though if you are a pretty dick, Merry Christmas. " I'm just a dick! | |||
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"I actually think the people being Scrooges are secretly excited inside. I mean I like Xmas, but I don't wish a merry Xmas for every Tom, Dick and Harry. That shit gets annoying quick. *Though if you are a pretty dick, Merry Christmas. I'm just a dick! " Ahhh Kai, it's a pretty dick. | |||
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer? " Hope you have shits in the new year from food poisoning from Turkey Plenty of bog roll needed | |||
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer? Hope you have shits in the new year from food poisoning from Turkey Plenty of bog roll needed "You made a thread didn't you | |||
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"I'm just waiting for an acceptable time before starting on the booze. " Oh....that happened 2 hours ago. Go go go woman! | |||
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"I hope you all get 1st degree burns when lighting your Xmas Pud "Don't eat them. Try again. | |||
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"Nah, it's like herpes. Just accept that it's going to be all over until this has passed "Merry Christmas Prey. *proper Christmas snog ….
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"I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve
J"Now this is sarcasm! | |||
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"I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve
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"I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve
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Now this is sarcasm!"Some will. Some won’t. | |||
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"I'm just waiting for an acceptable time before starting on the booze. Oh....that happened 2 hours ago. Go go go woman!" I might have an espresso martini in a bit. I'll wait until it gets dark for the other stuff. | |||
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"I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve
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Now this is sarcasm!"I meant every word. I can't get this right at all! 
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer? " *** I wish you a Hairy Christmas. Will Willy stuff your turkey? Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please. | |||
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer? *** I wish you a Hairy Christmas. Will Willy stuff your turkey? Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please. " And a course of antibiotics as well | |||
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer? *** I wish you a Hairy Christmas. Will Willy stuff your turkey? Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please. And a course of antibiotics as well "*** Hopefully he won't have PTSD.  | |||
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer? *** I wish you a Hairy Christmas. Will Willy stuff your turkey? Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please. And a course of antibiotics as well
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Hopefully he won't have PTSD. "No but he might have an STD | |||
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer? *** I wish you a Hairy Christmas. Will Willy stuff your turkey? Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please. And a course of antibiotics as well
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer? *** I wish you a Hairy Christmas. Will Willy stuff your turkey? Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please. And a course of antibiotics as well
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Hopefully he won't have PTSD.
No but he might have an STD "*** I wouldn't go that far with the jokes.  | |||
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer? *** I wish you a Hairy Christmas. Will Willy stuff your turkey? Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please. And a course of antibiotics as well
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Hopefully he won't have PTSD.
No but he might have an STD "Well ho ho ho to you lot aswell | |||
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that kind of cheery ?
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer? *** I wish you a Hairy Christmas. Will Willy stuff your turkey? Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please. And a course of antibiotics as well
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Hopefully he won't have PTSD.
No but he might have an STD
Well ho ho ho to you lot aswell"*** You know I love you, even though you ignore me mostly. Even your 2 allegedly sex partners didn't put me off just yet. Need a third one to come forward. | |||
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer? *** I wish you a Hairy Christmas. Will Willy stuff your turkey? Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please. And a course of antibiotics as well
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Hopefully he won't have PTSD.
No but he might have an STD
Well ho ho ho to you lot aswell
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You know I love you, even though you ignore me mostly.
Even your 2 allegedly sex partners didn't put me off just yet.
Need a third one to come forward.
"I ignore people as common courtesy. If you're tainted as being my friend you'll be cock blocked by 90% of the forums. Or they'll cast a spell on you. Either or really. | |||
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"Have one thread for all the false merry Christmas cheer? *** I wish you a Hairy Christmas. Will Willy stuff your turkey? Be nice and take him for a tetanus shot after please. And a course of antibiotics as well
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Hopefully he won't have PTSD.
No but he might have an STD
Well ho ho ho to you lot aswell
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You know I love you, even though you ignore me mostly.
Even your 2 allegedly sex partners didn't put me off just yet.
Need a third one to come forward.
I ignore people as common courtesy.
If you're tainted as being my friend you'll be cock blocked by 90% of the forums. Or they'll cast a spell on you. Either or really.
"*** It's 90% already and didn't have a meet in 17 months here. It is usually like that,except when I change my name, so wouldn't ruin anything really. Friends interact or bang each other, so it's your turn or not. | |||
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"In. Bah humbug " You nicked my line .. grump grump grump... | |||
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"I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve
J"That's the ultimate passive aggressiveness  | |||
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"I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve
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That's the ultimate passive aggressiveness "It's far more sinister than it is anything! | |||
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"In. Bah humbug " What did Scrooge say when he was offered a zip up pouch to wear around his waist as a Christmas present? ... "Huh! Bumbag!" | |||
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"In. Bah humbug What did Scrooge say when he was offered a zip up pouch to wear around his waist as a Christmas present? ... "Huh! Bumbag!"" Lol | |||
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That's the ultimate passive aggressiveness "I was quite proud of it
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"I hope everyone gets the Christmas they deserve
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That's the ultimate passive aggressiveness
I was quite proud of it
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