FabSwingers.com forum: Last minute orders from Santa?

By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuffing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three wise women.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Stuffing.

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I'm sure you can get a lot of stuffing here as a lovely woman.

Sent 3 stuffers in your way.

Sorted!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Does he deliver chicken chow mein?

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Three wise women.

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No women left,sorry.

Wise?

You can have 3 man, but only 1 wise.

I'll send some hemorrhoid cream as well.

Santa

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Does he deliver chicken chow mein?"

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Only one chicken left, who nobody can catch.

Sorry!

Santa

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Does he deliver chicken chow mein?

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Only one chicken left, who nobody can catch.

Sorry!

Santa"

I guess I’ll have to cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three wise women.

Let's not ask for the impossible eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three wise women.

Let's not ask for the impossible eh?"

Fair point.

…. Three women that don’t know me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does he deliver chicken chow mein?

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Only one chicken left, who nobody can catch.

Sorry!

Santa"

I know about that!

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

1 GF please

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Rum

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Sent 3 bottles of rum.

You are easy to please.

Sent a pirate costume and an eyepatch as well.

Ran out of fake beards, sorry.

Need to make/grow your own.

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xoxo

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"1 GF please "

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Only boyfriends available, sorry.

Some can be Barbie or Ken as well.

I will be busy now, so you're lucky.

You get both.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Damn i forgot the turkey

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A bottle of baileys. I appear to have drank the second

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd really love a cream bow for my hair. I might have to fashion one but if Father Christmas could pop one in my stocking that'd be fantastic.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I hot young man or woman, both if I'm being greedy, to fuck.me into the new year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of baileys. I appear to have drank the second"

Haha. I literally have 14 bottles of wine and one bottle of rum.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"A bottle of baileys. I appear to have drank the second

Haha. I literally have 14 bottles of wine and one bottle of rum.

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bloody hell how much wine do you need ?!

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Damn i forgot the turkey

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Good luck with that.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"A bottle of baileys. I appear to have drank the second"

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6 bottles on the way

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I'd really love a cream bow for my hair. I might have to fashion one but if Father Christmas could pop one in my stocking that'd be fantastic."

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You are a really good girl.

I'd pop anything in your stockings.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I hot young man or woman, both if I'm being greedy, to fuck.me into the new year

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Youn men on the way.

Santa

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
over a year ago

Wales

"A bottle of baileys. I appear to have drank the second

Haha. I literally have 14 bottles of wine and one bottle of rum.

14? Party at yours yeah?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I hot young man or woman, both if I'm being greedy, to fuck.me into the new year

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Youn men on the way.

Santa "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of baileys. I appear to have drank the second

Haha. I literally have 14 bottles of wine and one bottle of rum.

14? Party at yours yeah?"

I wish!!!

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
over a year ago

Wales

"A bottle of baileys. I appear to have drank the second

Haha. I literally have 14 bottles of wine and one bottle of rum.

14? Party at yours yeah?

I wish!!!

Party for one

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Three wise women.

What are the other two gonna do?

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