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T'was the night before Christmas...

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

And all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring except...

The four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.

Is the only version of this rhyme that lives in my brain.

Which parts of classic literature have been replaced by popular culture in your brain dear reader? Bonus points if it is festive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rose suchak ladder company.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I wouldn't call it classical literature, but my kids sing "last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you sold it on eBay". Massively annoying.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I wouldn't call it classical literature, but my kids sing "last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you sold it on eBay". Massively annoying."

Pure poetry.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I wouldn't call it classical literature, but my kids sing "last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you sold it on eBay". Massively annoying."

It's definitely part of the Christmas cannon.

We've had the same for years

I suppose kids these days don't know who Kojak is so him losing his lollipop is irrelevant.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Jingle Bells, Batman smells.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I never took a lot of interest in the classics, to the point that the popular culture bastardisations live in my mind as if they were the original.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Poor Batman. Despite being Bruce Wayne (spoilers) and super mega rich (far richer than Jeff Bezos many times over) he still manages to stink!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Jingle Bells, Batman smells."

And Robin flew away, but what did Kojak do when he lost his lollipop? There's too many versions, I feel we need to nail down the definitive version here, today!

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I never took a lot of interest in the classics, to the point that the popular culture bastardisations live in my mind as if they were the original."

I think this is my 'problem' too, although it is happening with pop culture too. The vastly superior Family Guy star wars parodies have replaced the original Star Wars trilogy in my brain.

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Poor Batman. Despite being Bruce Wayne (spoilers) and super mega rich (far richer than Jeff Bezos many times over) he still manages to stink! "

He's head to toe in leather and kevlar. Understandable

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Poor Batman. Despite being Bruce Wayne (spoilers) and super mega rich (far richer than Jeff Bezos many times over) he still manages to stink!

He's head to toe in leather and kevlar. Understandable "

Fair

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Poor Batman. Despite being Bruce Wayne (spoilers) and super mega rich (far richer than Jeff Bezos many times over) he still manages to stink! "

I expect Bezos stinks too.

B

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Jingle Bells, Batman smells.

And Robin flew away, but what did Kojak do when he lost his lollipop? There's too many versions, I feel we need to nail down the definitive version here, today!

B"

On the M6 motorway in my version

J

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
over a year ago

Wales


"Poor Batman. Despite being Bruce Wayne (spoilers) and super mega rich (far richer than Jeff Bezos many times over) he still manages to stink! "

It's all that PVC stuff he wears. Gets pretty hot no doubt.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"It's good to be heckling again!" was never in the original. But it should've been. That and "Light the lamp, not the rat!"

J

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