FabSwingers.com forum: It’ll be lonely this Christmas…

By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

…insert ear worm here

For the singles (or couples) - when was the last time you had some sexy sex during Christmas, and would it ‘put a smile upon your fa’ace!!’

FACF?

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By *obilebottomMan
48 weeks ago

All over

Lol, can't remember. Too much sherry

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I've never had sex at Christmas.

As you would say op , true story.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

364 days ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Years ago. Not enough fingers to count.

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By *otlips322020Woman
48 weeks ago

Liverpool

Been that long I can’t remember ha ha ha

Oh of course it would make me smile if I got banged hard on a Christmas morning ha ha ha

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By *zeroMan
48 weeks ago

Glasgow

Never had a filthy Christmas present.

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By *mf123Man
48 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Iv never had sex on christmas day

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By *ad NannaWoman
48 weeks ago

East London

Thanks for that, Wud...

I had sex the day after Boxing Day a couple of years ago with my long term partner.

I don't usually see anyone between Christmas and New Year.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I haven't had sex around Christmas time for just shy of 3 years now.

It's Christmas so usually with family.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
48 weeks ago

In the clouds

Don't think I ever have

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By *ntrigued32Couple
48 weeks ago

Nottingham

"364 days ago."

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"I haven't had sex around Christmas time for just shy of 3 years now.

It's Christmas so usually with family."

…….

….

Resists joke in case I have to apologise about it later….

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
48 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"364 days ago."

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I haven't had sex around Christmas time for just shy of 3 years now.

It's Christmas so usually with family.

…….

….

Resists joke in case I have to apologise about it later….

That wouldn’t stop them in Sunderland. Did it for you Woody

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
48 weeks ago

Somewhere else

The first time I had proper sex with a woman was Christmas Eve. 1994.

The sex wasn’t great, it involved other people aside from me and her, and an assortment of party favours I myself do not partake in - but it’s a happy memory anyway. Cause the dude I was there with who orchestrated the whole thing hoping for a 4some… couldn’t perform due to the party favours.

that pleased me.

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By *avexxMan
48 weeks ago

cheshire

1976 it was amazing still think about to this day..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"I haven't had sex around Christmas time for just shy of 3 years now.

It's Christmas so usually with family.

…….

….

Resists joke in case I have to apologise about it later….

That wouldn’t stop them in Sunderland. Did it for you Woody

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
48 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"1976 it was amazing still think about to this day.."

That’s the year I was born!

… but you didn’t do it in 1975, right? So there’s no way you’re my real dad.

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By *ornycougaWoman
48 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Sex on Christmas Day? I think that was back in '92

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By *inky ChefMan
48 weeks ago

Norwich

I used to have a woman who wanted sex any day, any time, no matter what.

***Good memories

***

She even didn't leave me alone after my hernia operation.

I still had the stitches and the staples.

Most painful orgasm I ever had.

***Painful memory

***

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

My wife and I fucked last Christmas

And the wife and I will be fucking tomorrow.. and today

When was the last time you did it ol' woody? You didn't say

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By *a LunaWoman
48 weeks ago

South Wales

"I used to have a woman who wanted sex any day, any time, no matter what.

***Good memories

***

She even didn't leave me alone after my hernia operation.

I still had the stitches and the staples.

Most painful orgasm I ever had.

***Painful memory

***"

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By *un4you1978Man
48 weeks ago

Telford

I haven't had sex on Christmas day since I was in my marriage. That ended nearly 10 years ago.

I'm mainly with my kids / family for Christmas and also single. So no chance of any again this year lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"My wife and I fucked last Christmas

And the wife and I will be fucking tomorrow.. and today

When was the last time you did it ol' woody? You didn't say"

I actually could not tell you, it must have been that long ago I’ve forgotten. *trur story.

Ffs, I need a woman.

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By *a LunaWoman
48 weeks ago

South Wales

A long long long time ago. In a semi detached 3 bedroom house far, far away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"I used to have a woman who wanted sex any day, any time, no matter what.

***Good memories

***

She even didn't leave me alone after my hernia operation.

I still had the stitches and the staples.

Most painful orgasm I ever had.

***Painful memory

***"

Haha. Swings and roundabouts eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

to the tune of American pie,
"A long long long time ago. In a semi detached 3 bedroom house far, far away.

*sings……. Give a man half a chance, and he could make your boobs bounce, and maybe you’d be happy for awhile….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"to the tune of American pie, A long long long time ago. In a semi detached 3 bedroom house far, far away.

*sings……. Give a man half a chance, and he could make your boobs bounce, and maybe you’d be happy for awhile….

You could make his body shiver, with every kiss you deliver, ….

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
48 weeks ago

Belfast

Years ago. I was dating last Christmas but we were already close to breaking at this time so no sex.

Some sex over Christmas would be awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

"My wife and I fucked last Christmas

And the wife and I will be fucking tomorrow.. and today

When was the last time you did it ol' woody? You didn't say

I actually could not tell you, it must have been that long ago I’ve forgotten. *trur story.

Ffs, I need a woman. "

Does she need to be alive? Maybe a coma patient?

I know a guy, fat dude, wears a red coat with bells on it, really weird...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"My wife and I fucked last Christmas

And the wife and I will be fucking tomorrow.. and today

When was the last time you did it ol' woody? You didn't say

I actually could not tell you, it must have been that long ago I’ve forgotten. *trur story.

Ffs, I need a woman.

Does she need to be alive? Maybe a coma patient?

I know a guy, fat dude, wears a red coat with bells on it, really weird..."

It’s preferable, how else can I get her to walk upstairs

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By *ookie46Woman
48 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Christmas Eve two year ago

I really don’t see anyone sexually over the festive period as it’s very much family time and possibly because no one’s ever asked me

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I haven't had sex in Christmas day for about 8 years, and won't be having it this Christmas day either

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

"My wife and I fucked last Christmas

And the wife and I will be fucking tomorrow.. and today

When was the last time you did it ol' woody? You didn't say

I actually could not tell you, it must have been that long ago I’ve forgotten. *trur story.

Ffs, I need a woman.

Does she need to be alive? Maybe a coma patient?

I know a guy, fat dude, wears a red coat with bells on it, really weird...

It’s preferable, how else can I get her to walk upstairs

You telling me you can't even carry her up the stairs? Tsk tsk

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By *inky ChefMan
48 weeks ago

Norwich

"A long long long time ago. In a semi detached 3 bedroom house far, far away.

Christmas sex or not, it was a

long

l o n g

l o n g time ago.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
48 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"A long long long time ago. In a semi detached 3 bedroom house far, far away.

Christmas sex or not, it was a

long

l o n g

l o n g time ago."

In Nazareth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"My wife and I fucked last Christmas

And the wife and I will be fucking tomorrow.. and today

When was the last time you did it ol' woody? You didn't say

I actually could not tell you, it must have been that long ago I’ve forgotten. *trur story.

Ffs, I need a woman.

Does she need to be alive? Maybe a coma patient?

I know a guy, fat dude, wears a red coat with bells on it, really weird...

It’s preferable, how else can I get her to walk upstairs

You telling me you can't even carry her up the stairs? Tsk tsk"

This Depends on how sexually frustrated I am

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By *usie pTV/TS
48 weeks ago

taunton

Mmmm well I must try and remember to tune in on the 29/09/24 and see how many of you are celebrating the addition of a new family member.

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By *all me bobMan
48 weeks ago

Swansea

1982, Christmas Day. two different women. One who I should have married and one who wanted to marry me.

Needless to say it all went tits up on Boxing Day. I was a right fool when I was younger

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By *TG3Man
48 weeks ago

Dorchester

Sure ive had sex on Christmas day before the first lockdown mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
48 weeks ago

"1982, Christmas Day. two different women. One who I should have married and one who wanted to marry me.

Needless to say it all went tits up on Boxing Day. I was a right fool when I was younger

The good old days eh?

We all mess up pal.

….

1982? christmas parties are tame now!!!

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
48 weeks ago

On Christmas day? Well at least 10 years

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By *ames-77Man
48 weeks ago

milton keynes

Last time I had sex on Christmas? Last Christmas..

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