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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich "Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple? | |||
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"But what was in it??" Turkey slices, mature cheddar and cucumber, with mayo in a toasted bagel bum Yum | |||
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"Did you put the knife in the sink afterwards?" I went even better... I DID THE WASHING UP !!! | |||
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"Did you put the knife in the sink afterwards?" 
Damn, Fluffy  | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?"But what's sticky on my fingers? 
*sniffs index and middle fingers* | |||
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"Challenge gender stereotypes this 2024" I do the man's role in this house And I do the woman's role in this house The Mrs gets horny when she sees me DIY and clean the house | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich "Was the sandwich you and another guy or two other guys with you wife in the middle? | |||
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"Did you put the knife in the sink afterwards? I went even better... I DID THE WASHING UP !!! "As if! | |||
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"Did you put the knife in the sink afterwards? I went even better... I DID THE WASHING UP !!!
As if! "Oh you think I'm joking... | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*"You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one  | |||
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"Do you like gerbils? Gerbil bagels? "I do love a bagel. | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one "Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet "Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady. I have always wanted a bidet. | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet. "Think she's lucky? I'm the lucky bastard who gets to sleep with her | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet. "I just want triple quilted bog roll  | |||
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"This only matters if she's ebony or Asian, ask Phil." Haven't you heard? Phil has departed... | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
I just want triple quilted bog roll "Me too. I use pages from the farmers’ almanac. In my outhouse | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet. "Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!! | |||
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"This only matters if she's ebony or Asian, ask Phil. Haven't you heard? Phil has departed..." We were all very sad to lose him. | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!!"Bidets do exist. | |||
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"This only matters if she's ebony or Asian, ask Phil. Haven't you heard? Phil has departed... We were all very sad to lose him." I've sobbed all afternoon | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!!
Bidets do exist. " ooh, harsh (true tho) | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
I just want triple quilted bog roll
Me too. I use pages from the farmers’ almanac. In my outhouse "You have an outhouse?! We just have a hole in the ground in the garden! | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
I just want triple quilted bog roll
Me too. I use pages from the farmers’ almanac. In my outhouse
You have an outhouse?! We just have a hole in the ground in the garden!"Yes but I have to walk to it barefoot in the snow and uphill both ways. | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!!"Us men who make sandwiches are all taken | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!!
Us men who make sandwiches are all taken "No need to rub it in! | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!!
Us men who make sandwiches are all taken
No need to rub it in! "And boy do I rub it in gooood *thrusts hips* Uhn... uhn... | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!!
Us men who make sandwiches are all taken
No need to rub it in!
And boy do I rub it in gooood
*thrusts hips*
Uhn... uhn... "Yeesh! Stealth boasting about the earlier heavy action, are we? | |||
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"So I've finished fucking the Mrs, now I just made her a sandwich
Are you typing this with your sticky fingers? Or your left nipple?
But what's sticky on my fingers?
*sniffs index and middle fingers*
You should use two squares of paper when you wipe, not just one
Who said I wipe? Maybe I pressure wash my asshole clean with the bidet
Your “Mrs” is a lucky lady.
I have always wanted a bidet.
Not a man who makes you sandwiches??!!
Us men who make sandwiches are all taken
No need to rub it in!
And boy do I rub it in gooood
*thrusts hips*
Uhn... uhn...
Yeesh! Stealth boasting about the earlier heavy action, are we? "That was just a warm up sesh to what came after, before this thread  | |||
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