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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago

Coming to you this evening by MrsAbz and SuperShy

Everyone's welcome, wipe ya shoes on the mat at the door or just fling em off in the corner

A salute to all the Nocturnal Hosts and a shout out to an OG legend Ash who hosted his last noc last night

We'll be here till we get knackered or decide the twix in the fridge is too tempting lol

So how is everyone

(By the way I'm here but I've just got my 7 hour slow cooked,melting, mouth watering beef joint with roast pots and delicious thick gravy to eat

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

Hello

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hello Shy.

I'm 1st! (I hope)

Lol.

I'm alright. I'm making chilli.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Hi lovely! I'm not aware of an official Noc this evening so feel free to keep going . Unless Nero pops in to say otherwise but he's not been on for a few days.

Jx

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello "

Nooooooo!

Too slow!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hello Shy.

I'm 1st! (I hope)

Lol.

I'm alright. I'm making chilli."

Sorry I was first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I’ll pop my hazmat suited head around the corner to say hi.

A dose of a vile bug has run its way through The Continental, which we’re all suffering with severely.

Happy Saturday pervmigos

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hello

Nooooooo!

Too slow!

"

You were errr bringing up the rear

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Evening all

Drinks and snacks can be obtained here. Plenty to choose from

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

This new leadership are really shaking things up. 8pm starts!!!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
47 weeks ago

Stratford

I love pre drinks

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West


"This new leadership are really shaking things up. 8pm starts!!!"

It's too early

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Hi lovely! I'm not aware of an official Noc this evening so feel free to keep going . Unless Nero pops in to say otherwise but he's not been on for a few days.

Jx"

He’s in my bath at the moment. Here for Xmas

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By *entlemanFoxMan
47 weeks ago

North East / London

Evening ladies,

Great start to the Christmas weekend.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I’ll pop my hazmat suited head around the corner to say hi.

A dose of a vile bug has run its way through The Continental, which we’re all suffering with severely.

Happy Saturday pervmigos"

Oh no! That is terrible times for you. Hopefully youll be fit as a fiddle tomorrow

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"This new leadership are really shaking things up. 8pm starts!!!

It's too early "

Agreed. I’ll be back [you already know the voice]

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello

Nooooooo!

Too slow!

You were errr bringing up the rear "

Normally my favourite position.

Humph!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi lovely! I'm not aware of an official Noc this evening so feel free to keep going . Unless Nero pops in to say otherwise but he's not been on for a few days.

Jx

He’s in my bath at the moment. Here for Xmas "

Good good, ask him if he's hosting later. Just give him a chance to cover up with a rubber ducky.

J

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I love pre drinks "

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm slinking off to eat my chilli.

I'll look in later.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Evening ladies,

Great start to the Christmas weekend. "

Evening good Sir,

It is a fine start to Christmas wk end indeed. Has your day gone superbly?

MrsAbz

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I'm slinking off to eat my chilli.

I'll look in later. "

See you shortly

MrsAbz

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hello

Nooooooo!

Too slow!

You were errr bringing up the rear

Normally my favourite position.

Humph!"

Sorry

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
47 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Just got home from work

Kebab salad chips

Obviously from kebab house

Good evening all

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello

Nooooooo!

Too slow!

You were errr bringing up the rear

Normally my favourite position.

Humph!

Sorry "

Sometimes you just have to accept a change of pace or position. You never know, it might be an enjoyable experience

MrsAbz

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Just got home from work

Kebab salad chips

Obviously from kebab house

Good evening all "

Evening BBW,

That does sound good. You finished work for the wk end now? All set for Monday?

MrsAbz

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich

Hello everyone!

***Wiping feet while greeting, but slaming the door accidentaly***

That slow cooked beef joint sounds delicious, but no gravy for me please.

Quite hot in here with the 2 knew pretty lady hosts.

Blood gets pumped in the wrong direction.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello everyone!

***Wiping feet while greeting, but slaming the door accidentaly***

That slow cooked beef joint sounds delicious, but no gravy for me please.

Quite hot in here with the 2 knew pretty lady hosts.

Blood gets pumped in the wrong direction.

"

We meet again! Lovely to see you this eve. How has your day gone?

MrsAbz

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By *entlemanFoxMan
47 weeks ago

North East / London


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz "

Cointreau please, which I remember fondly the 1970s dinner party ads.

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By *oo..Woman
47 weeks ago

Boo's World

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago

OK, dinner officially in my belly

Mrs Abz shall we not tell them we're in pajamas and say we are wearing kinky outfits lol x

Hello to all

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Cointreau please, which I remember fondly the 1970s dinner party ads. "

No problem at all - I make a lovely chocolate orange liquer cake with cointraeu in it! I shall endeavour to bring a sample next time.

Ice?

MrsAbz

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West


"OK, dinner officially in my belly

Mrs Abz shall we not tell them we're in pajamas and say we are wearing kinky outfits lol x

Hello to all "

Good evening. Loving your kinky PJs!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
47 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"Just got home from work

Kebab salad chips

Obviously from kebab house

Good evening all

Evening BBW,

That does sound good. You finished work for the wk end now? All set for Monday?

MrsAbz "

Good evening Mrs Abz

Unfortunately not still Christmas Eve to do yet then finished till 29 December

In retail so getting ready for the sales

All start Boxing Day

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"OK, dinner officially in my belly

Mrs Abz shall we not tell them we're in pajamas and say we are wearing kinky outfits lol x

Hello to all "

Of course - I thought we agreed it was stockings and corsets tonight

MrsAbz

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"Hello everyone!

***Wiping feet while greeting, but slaming the door accidentaly***

That slow cooked beef joint sounds delicious, but no gravy for me please.

Quite hot in here with the 2 knew pretty lady hosts.

Blood gets pumped in the wrong direction.

We meet again! Lovely to see you this eve. How has your day gone?

MrsAbz "

***

I'm not here usually, but I've seen you host.

I thought I pop my head in.

***I wish***

Usual really, except didn't touch myself today.

I'm okay, thanks.

How is your day so far?

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"OK, dinner officially in my belly

Mrs Abz shall we not tell them we're in pajamas and say we are wearing kinky outfits lol x

Hello to all

Good evening. Loving your kinky PJs!"

Why thankyou, you're too kind

Fancy joining us in the pjs... I mean corsets

MrsAbz

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By *entlemanFoxMan
47 weeks ago

North East / London


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Cointreau please, which I remember fondly the 1970s dinner party ads.

No problem at all - I make a lovely chocolate orange liquer cake with cointraeu in it! I shall endeavour to bring a sample next time.

Ice?

MrsAbz "

Yes to both

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West


"OK, dinner officially in my belly

Mrs Abz shall we not tell them we're in pajamas and say we are wearing kinky outfits lol x

Hello to all

Good evening. Loving your kinky PJs!

Why thankyou, you're too kind

Fancy joining us in the pjs... I mean corsets

MrsAbz "

I've got my kinky knitted dress on and tucked up in a blanket

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Just got home from work

Kebab salad chips

Obviously from kebab house

Good evening all

Evening BBW,

That does sound good. You finished work for the wk end now? All set for Monday?

MrsAbz

Good evening Mrs Abz

Unfortunately not still Christmas Eve to do yet then finished till 29 December

In retail so getting ready for the sales

All start Boxing Day "

Oh my gosh, that sounds exhausting. Hats off to you for dealing with the general public at this time of year! Lets hope the time passes quickly for you and you can be free to join the festivities

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago

Littlemiss Krampus name your first poster prize

JTTG see you later alligator

J&B, Mr Wick, Pickle, Gatekeeper, KC & superman, Gentleman fox, Bbwlover1965, Roland and Boo.... Hello

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello everyone!

***Wiping feet while greeting, but slaming the door accidentaly***

That slow cooked beef joint sounds delicious, but no gravy for me please.

Quite hot in here with the 2 knew pretty lady hosts.

Blood gets pumped in the wrong direction.

We meet again! Lovely to see you this eve. How has your day gone?

MrsAbz

***

I'm not here usually, but I've seen you host.

I thought I pop my head in.

***I wish***

Usual really, except didn't touch myself today.

I'm okay, thanks.

How is your day so far?"

Well done you was it a deliberate abstinance?

I have been most productive today and faced driving in awful snow. Feeling most proud of myself

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Littlemiss Krampus name your first poster prize

JTTG see you later alligator

J&B, Mr Wick, Pickle, Gatekeeper, KC & superman, Gentleman fox, Bbwlover1965, Roland and Boo.... Hello

"

Thank you for my hello

I thought you’d forgotten me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"OK, dinner officially in my belly

Mrs Abz shall we not tell them we're in pajamas and say we are wearing kinky outfits lol x

Hello to all

Of course - I thought we agreed it was stockings and corsets tonight

MrsAbz "

It was til I ate that dinner lol

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
47 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"Just got home from work

Kebab salad chips

Obviously from kebab house

Good evening all

Evening BBW,

That does sound good. You finished work for the wk end now? All set for Monday?

MrsAbz

Good evening Mrs Abz

Unfortunately not still Christmas Eve to do yet then finished till 29 December

In retail so getting ready for the sales

All start Boxing Day

Oh my gosh, that sounds exhausting. Hats off to you for dealing with the general public at this time of year! Lets hope the time passes quickly for you and you can be free to join the festivities

MrsAbz "

Thank you MrsAbz

Hope all have wonderful Xmas

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"OK, dinner officially in my belly

Mrs Abz shall we not tell them we're in pajamas and say we are wearing kinky outfits lol x

Hello to all

Good evening. Loving your kinky PJs!

Why thankyou, you're too kind

Fancy joining us in the pjs... I mean corsets

MrsAbz

I've got my kinky knitted dress on and tucked up in a blanket "

I love that you have dressed so beautifully to join us. I do love a nice soft dress against the skin

MrsAbz

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Littlemiss Krampus name your first poster prize

JTTG see you later alligator

J&B, Mr Wick, Pickle, Gatekeeper, KC & superman, Gentleman fox, Bbwlover1965, Roland and Boo.... Hello

Thank you for my hello

I thought you’d forgotten me"

Apologies that was me! Ss was having a well deserved munch and I failed my duties.

Deepest apologies

MrsAbz

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton


"Littlemiss Krampus name your first poster prize

JTTG see you later alligator

J&B, Mr Wick, Pickle, Gatekeeper, KC & superman, Gentleman fox, Bbwlover1965, Roland and Boo.... Hello

"

Aah thanks a nice large glass of Pinot grigio please x

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Cointreau please, which I remember fondly the 1970s dinner party ads.

No problem at all - I make a lovely chocolate orange liquer cake with cointraeu in it! I shall endeavour to bring a sample next time.

Ice?

MrsAbz

Yes to both "

Sorry, I was a little distracted by pretty dresses on my way to the ice.

For you, one large cointreau and ice

MrsAbz

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"Hello everyone!

***Wiping feet while greeting, but slaming the door accidentaly***

That slow cooked beef joint sounds delicious, but no gravy for me please.

Quite hot in here with the 2 knew pretty lady hosts.

Blood gets pumped in the wrong direction.

We meet again! Lovely to see you this eve. How has your day gone?

MrsAbz

***

I'm not here usually, but I've seen you host.

I thought I pop my head in.

***I wish***

Usual really, except didn't touch myself today.

I'm okay, thanks.

How is your day so far?

Well done you was it a deliberate abstinance?

I have been most productive today and faced driving in awful snow. Feeling most proud of myself

MrsAbz "

***

Snow?

It was a windy, but sunny day in Balamory.

Er... I mean Norwich.

So you're a better driver, than those mums on the school run with the huge minivans.

They are too heavy to go through my body.

They scare me a little bit.

Well Done!

I'm proud of you too.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Just got home from work

Kebab salad chips

Obviously from kebab house

Good evening all

Evening BBW,

That does sound good. You finished work for the wk end now? All set for Monday?

MrsAbz

Good evening Mrs Abz

Unfortunately not still Christmas Eve to do yet then finished till 29 December

In retail so getting ready for the sales

All start Boxing Day

Oh my gosh, that sounds exhausting. Hats off to you for dealing with the general public at this time of year! Lets hope the time passes quickly for you and you can be free to join the festivities

MrsAbz

Thank you MrsAbz

Hope all have wonderful Xmas "

You too, it must be a stressfull time having to work so I hope you make the most of your time off at the end of shift tomorrow

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"OK, dinner officially in my belly

Mrs Abz shall we not tell them we're in pajamas and say we are wearing kinky outfits lol x

Hello to all

Good evening. Loving your kinky PJs!

Why thankyou, you're too kind

Fancy joining us in the pjs... I mean corsets

MrsAbz

I've got my kinky knitted dress on and tucked up in a blanket "

KC my pj's are knitted and old but they're doing the job x

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Littlemiss Krampus name your first poster prize

JTTG see you later alligator

J&B, Mr Wick, Pickle, Gatekeeper, KC & superman, Gentleman fox, Bbwlover1965, Roland and Boo.... Hello

Aah thanks a nice large glass of Pinot grigio please x"

Here you go, shall I put you down for a slice of my orange liquer cake next time? It is jolly delicious

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Littlemiss Krampus name your first poster prize

JTTG see you later alligator

J&B, Mr Wick, Pickle, Gatekeeper, KC & superman, Gentleman fox, Bbwlover1965, Roland and Boo.... Hello

Thank you for my hello

I thought you’d forgotten me

Apologies that was me! Ss was having a well deserved munch and I failed my duties.

Deepest apologies

MrsAbz "

Hand job apology Pickle?

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello everyone!

***Wiping feet while greeting, but slaming the door accidentaly***

That slow cooked beef joint sounds delicious, but no gravy for me please.

Quite hot in here with the 2 knew pretty lady hosts.

Blood gets pumped in the wrong direction.

We meet again! Lovely to see you this eve. How has your day gone?

MrsAbz

***

I'm not here usually, but I've seen you host.

I thought I pop my head in.

***I wish***

Usual really, except didn't touch myself today.

I'm okay, thanks.

How is your day so far?

Well done you was it a deliberate abstinance?

I have been most productive today and faced driving in awful snow. Feeling most proud of myself

MrsAbz

***

Snow?

It was a windy, but sunny day in Balamory.

Er... I mean Norwich.

So you're a better driver, than those mums on the school run with the huge minivans.

They are too heavy to go through my body.

They scare me a little bit.

Well Done!

I'm proud of you too.

"

Yep, snow! Woke up to several inches but had to get out there. I am used to it living up here in the cold lands. Not my favourite experience though. Cold and wet does not do it for me

MrsAbz

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Littlemiss Krampus name your first poster prize

JTTG see you later alligator

J&B, Mr Wick, Pickle, Gatekeeper, KC & superman, Gentleman fox, Bbwlover1965, Roland and Boo.... Hello

Thank you for my hello

I thought you’d forgotten me

Apologies that was me! Ss was having a well deserved munch and I failed my duties.

Deepest apologies

MrsAbz

Hand job apology Pickle?"

Are we doing a joint effort? I thought you'd never ask

MrsAbz

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
47 weeks ago

stanley

Room for a daft northern lad? I have triple choc cookies a bottle of baileys on ice, and an unlimited supply of cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Hello everyone!

***Wiping feet while greeting, but slaming the door accidentaly***

That slow cooked beef joint sounds delicious, but no gravy for me please.

Quite hot in here with the 2 knew pretty lady hosts.

Blood gets pumped in the wrong direction.

We meet again! Lovely to see you this eve. How has your day gone?

MrsAbz

***

I'm not here usually, but I've seen you host.

I thought I pop my head in.

***I wish***

Usual really, except didn't touch myself today.

I'm okay, thanks.

How is your day so far?

Well done you was it a deliberate abstinance?

I have been most productive today and faced driving in awful snow. Feeling most proud of myself

MrsAbz

***

Snow?

It was a windy, but sunny day in Balamory.

Er... I mean Norwich.

So you're a better driver, than those mums on the school run with the huge minivans.

They are too heavy to go through my body.

They scare me a little bit.

Well Done!

I'm proud of you too.

Yep, snow! Woke up to several inches but had to get out there. I am used to it living up here in the cold lands. Not my favourite experience though. Cold and wet does not do it for me

MrsAbz"

There's been drizzle here but no snow. I might be the only one that likes snow lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Littlemiss Krampus name your first poster prize

JTTG see you later alligator

J&B, Mr Wick, Pickle, Gatekeeper, KC & superman, Gentleman fox, Bbwlover1965, Roland and Boo.... Hello

Thank you for my hello

I thought you’d forgotten me

Apologies that was me! Ss was having a well deserved munch and I failed my duties.

Deepest apologies

MrsAbz

Hand job apology Pickle?

Are we doing a joint effort? I thought you'd never ask

MrsAbz "

Let's wait for consent before we get too excited lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Room for a daft northern lad? I have triple choc cookies a bottle of baileys on ice, and an unlimited supply of cuddles "

Dibs on a cookie

Hey

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Room for a daft northern lad? I have triple choc cookies a bottle of baileys on ice, and an unlimited supply of cuddles "

Come on in delighted to have you. Pull up a pew and get comfy. Hows your day gone?

MrsAbz

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By *edeWoman
47 weeks ago

the abyss

Hello Shy et all

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By *entlemanFoxMan
47 weeks ago

North East / London


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Cointreau please, which I remember fondly the 1970s dinner party ads.

No problem at all - I make a lovely chocolate orange liquer cake with cointraeu in it! I shall endeavour to bring a sample next time.

Ice?

MrsAbz

Yes to both

Sorry, I was a little distracted by pretty dresses on my way to the ice.

For you, one large cointreau and ice

MrsAbz "

No problem, I suffered the same when corsets and stockings were mentioned

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
47 weeks ago

stanley


"Room for a daft northern lad? I have triple choc cookies a bottle of baileys on ice, and an unlimited supply of cuddles

Dibs on a cookie

Hey "

Help yourself

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
47 weeks ago

stanley


"Room for a daft northern lad? I have triple choc cookies a bottle of baileys on ice, and an unlimited supply of cuddles

Come on in delighted to have you. Pull up a pew and get comfy. Hows your day gone?

MrsAbz "

Pretty good am now fully ready for Christmas, how about yourself?

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Littlemiss Krampus name your first poster prize

JTTG see you later alligator

J&B, Mr Wick, Pickle, Gatekeeper, KC & superman, Gentleman fox, Bbwlover1965, Roland and Boo.... Hello

Thank you for my hello

I thought you’d forgotten me

Apologies that was me! Ss was having a well deserved munch and I failed my duties.

Deepest apologies

MrsAbz

Hand job apology Pickle?

Are we doing a joint effort? I thought you'd never ask

MrsAbz

Let's wait for consent before we get too excited lol"

Sorry, my enthusiasm got the best of me it was an enticing idea though...

MrsAbz

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47 weeks ago


"Hello Shy et all "

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
47 weeks ago

stanley


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol"

In exchange for a cookie? That’s an awesome deal, count me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Cointreau please, which I remember fondly the 1970s dinner party ads.

No problem at all - I make a lovely chocolate orange liquer cake with cointraeu in it! I shall endeavour to bring a sample next time.

Ice?

MrsAbz

Yes to both

Sorry, I was a little distracted by pretty dresses on my way to the ice.

For you, one large cointreau and ice

MrsAbz

No problem, I suffered the same when corsets and stockings were mentioned "

He's a stockings man

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Stockport

Evening all. Dropping in for one of my very occasional visits. Just finished for today - working on the garage refurb - and having five minutes sit down before shower.

Keeping things very low key again this Christmas, heart not really in it. Some family visiting tomorrow, but 25th will just be another day. Might treat myself to an individual Christmas pud.

Merry Christmas to all who know me, hope that you all have good ones. Sending hugs, Polly xxx

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Room for a daft northern lad? I have triple choc cookies a bottle of baileys on ice, and an unlimited supply of cuddles

Come on in delighted to have you. Pull up a pew and get comfy. Hows your day gone?

MrsAbz

Pretty good am now fully ready for Christmas, how about yourself?"

Just about there really. Few more presents to wrap and the kitchen to tidy, ready for it to be decimated making the dinner.

Actually quite looking forward to it this year for a change.

Are you at home or visiting away this year?

MrsAbz

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol"

I'll take a handjob. Thank you!

J

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Cointreau please, which I remember fondly the 1970s dinner party ads.

No problem at all - I make a lovely chocolate orange liquer cake with cointraeu in it! I shall endeavour to bring a sample next time.

Ice?

MrsAbz

Yes to both

Sorry, I was a little distracted by pretty dresses on my way to the ice.

For you, one large cointreau and ice

MrsAbz

No problem, I suffered the same when corsets and stockings were mentioned

He's a stockings man "

But they are lovely so who can blame him?

MrsAbz

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
47 weeks ago

stanley


"Room for a daft northern lad? I have triple choc cookies a bottle of baileys on ice, and an unlimited supply of cuddles

Come on in delighted to have you. Pull up a pew and get comfy. Hows your day gone?

Pretty good am now fully ready for Christmas, how about yourself?

Just about there really. Few more presents to wrap and the kitchen to tidy, ready for it to be decimated making the dinner.

Actually quite looking forward to it this year for a change.

Are you at home or visiting away this year?

MrsAbz "

Home then off visiting after lunch, if i can still move lol

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By *heGateKeeperMan
47 weeks ago

Stratford


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz "

Just a lemonade for me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West


"OK, dinner officially in my belly

Mrs Abz shall we not tell them we're in pajamas and say we are wearing kinky outfits lol x

Hello to all

Good evening. Loving your kinky PJs!

Why thankyou, you're too kind

Fancy joining us in the pjs... I mean corsets

MrsAbz

I've got my kinky knitted dress on and tucked up in a blanket

KC my pj's are knitted and old but they're doing the job x"

They sound very cosy! I'm tucked up in two blankets now

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Evening all. Dropping in for one of my very occasional visits. Just finished for today - working on the garage refurb - and having five minutes sit down before shower.

Keeping things very low key again this Christmas, heart not really in it. Some family visiting tomorrow, but 25th will just be another day. Might treat myself to an individual Christmas pud.

Merry Christmas to all who know me, hope that you all have good ones. Sending hugs, Polly xxx"

Evening Polly, I'm not sure we've met much but I'm deffo up for some hugs

Christmas can feel a let down sometimes, I really hope you have the best day with family tomorrow and make it an early xmas for you

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Evening all. Dropping in for one of my very occasional visits. Just finished for today - working on the garage refurb - and having five minutes sit down before shower.

Keeping things very low key again this Christmas, heart not really in it. Some family visiting tomorrow, but 25th will just be another day. Might treat myself to an individual Christmas pud.

Merry Christmas to all who know me, hope that you all have good ones. Sending hugs, Polly xxx"

Hi Polly

Sending you love at this time of year, I treat it as another day but with a good dinner and film but can't wait to get in bed and get to the next. Enjoy your family time, inbox is open on monday xx

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Just a lemonade for me "

Not a trouble at all. I've added a wee umbrella to spruce it up a bit

MrsAbz

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Just a lemonade for me "

I'll have tea!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West


"Evening all. Dropping in for one of my very occasional visits. Just finished for today - working on the garage refurb - and having five minutes sit down before shower.

Keeping things very low key again this Christmas, heart not really in it. Some family visiting tomorrow, but 25th will just be another day. Might treat myself to an individual Christmas pud.

Merry Christmas to all who know me, hope that you all have good ones. Sending hugs, Polly xxx"

Sending all our very best, Polly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

I'll take a handjob. Thank you!

J"

I'm very good, I've been told once lol

Can I do Beef after

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

I'll take a handjob. Thank you!

J"

I was offering joint ones because I got a little over excited

Ss is doing a marvellous job of keeping us all on track

MrsAbz

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"Hello everyone!

***Wiping feet while greeting, but slaming the door accidentaly***

That slow cooked beef joint sounds delicious, but no gravy for me please.

Quite hot in here with the 2 knew pretty lady hosts.

Blood gets pumped in the wrong direction.

We meet again! Lovely to see you this eve. How has your day gone?

MrsAbz

***

I'm not here usually, but I've seen you host.

I thought I pop my head in.

***I wish***

Usual really, except didn't touch myself today.

I'm okay, thanks.

How is your day so far?

Well done you was it a deliberate abstinance?

I have been most productive today and faced driving in awful snow. Feeling most proud of myself

MrsAbz

***

Snow?

It was a windy, but sunny day in Balamory.

Er... I mean Norwich.

So you're a better driver, than those mums on the school run with the huge minivans.

They are too heavy to go through my body.

They scare me a little bit.

Well Done!

I'm proud of you too.

Yep, snow! Woke up to several inches but had to get out there. I am used to it living up here in the cold lands. Not my favourite experience though. Cold and wet does not do it for me

MrsAbz"

***

When it's cold, then the "several inches" is kind of exaggerating.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Just a lemonade for me

I'll have tea! "

I'll pop the kettle on while I grab my charger

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

In exchange for a cookie? That’s an awesome deal, count me in "

Haha then I want 3 cookies

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
47 weeks ago

stanley

A joint SS and MrsAbz handjob sounds like the perfect pre Christmas pick me up

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

I'll take a handjob. Thank you!

J

I'm very good, I've been told once lol

Can I do Beef after "

Or first. Up to you.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
47 weeks ago

stanley


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

In exchange for a cookie? That’s an awesome deal, count me in

Haha then I want 3 cookies "

Take as many as you like it’s still a bargain

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Room for a daft northern lad? I have triple choc cookies a bottle of baileys on ice, and an unlimited supply of cuddles

Come on in delighted to have you. Pull up a pew and get comfy. Hows your day gone?

Pretty good am now fully ready for Christmas, how about yourself?

Just about there really. Few more presents to wrap and the kitchen to tidy, ready for it to be decimated making the dinner.

Actually quite looking forward to it this year for a change.

Are you at home or visiting away this year?

MrsAbz

Home then off visiting after lunch, if i can still move lol"

Haha I shall do the sofa flump and groan after lunch too. Not nearly as sexy as it sounds

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

I'll take a handjob. Thank you!

J

I was offering joint ones because I got a little over excited

Ss is doing a marvellous job of keeping us all on track

MrsAbz"

Lol nah you pulled out the big guns with the drinks umbrellas lol

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By *affron40Woman
47 weeks ago

manchester

Ah this is nice good evening all.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

I'll take a handjob. Thank you!

J

I was offering joint ones because I got a little over excited

Ss is doing a marvellous job of keeping us all on track

MrsAbz"

You both are. It's a busy pre Noc Knock thingy so it's hard to host

And a joint one is even better

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

I'll take a handjob. Thank you!

J

I'm very good, I've been told once lol

Can I do Beef after

Or first. Up to you. "

No... it's up to you

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By *heGateKeeperMan
47 weeks ago

Stratford


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Just a lemonade for me

I'll have tea! "

Not a bad shout

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello everyone!

***Wiping feet while greeting, but slaming the door accidentaly***

That slow cooked beef joint sounds delicious, but no gravy for me please.

Quite hot in here with the 2 knew pretty lady hosts.

Blood gets pumped in the wrong direction.

We meet again! Lovely to see you this eve. How has your day gone?

MrsAbz

***

I'm not here usually, but I've seen you host.

I thought I pop my head in.

***I wish***

Usual really, except didn't touch myself today.

I'm okay, thanks.

How is your day so far?

Well done you was it a deliberate abstinance?

I have been most productive today and faced driving in awful snow. Feeling most proud of myself

MrsAbz

***

Snow?

It was a windy, but sunny day in Balamory.

Er... I mean Norwich.

So you're a better driver, than those mums on the school run with the huge minivans.

They are too heavy to go through my body.

They scare me a little bit.

Well Done!

I'm proud of you too.

Yep, snow! Woke up to several inches but had to get out there. I am used to it living up here in the cold lands. Not my favourite experience though. Cold and wet does not do it for me

MrsAbz

***

When it's cold, then the "several inches" is kind of exaggerating.

"

I've heard that excuse before lol. It was deffo a deep splattering today though

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Ah this is nice good evening all. "

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"A joint SS and MrsAbz handjob sounds like the perfect pre Christmas pick me up "

Honestly I thought it was a marvellous idea

MrsAbz

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"Hello everyone!

***Wiping feet while greeting, but slaming the door accidentaly***

That slow cooked beef joint sounds delicious, but no gravy for me please.

Quite hot in here with the 2 knew pretty lady hosts.

Blood gets pumped in the wrong direction.

We meet again! Lovely to see you this eve. How has your day gone?

MrsAbz

***

I'm not here usually, but I've seen you host.

I thought I pop my head in.

***I wish***

Usual really, except didn't touch myself today.

I'm okay, thanks.

How is your day so far?

Well done you was it a deliberate abstinance?

I have been most productive today and faced driving in awful snow. Feeling most proud of myself

MrsAbz

***

Snow?

It was a windy, but sunny day in Balamory.

Er... I mean Norwich.

So you're a better driver, than those mums on the school run with the huge minivans.

They are too heavy to go through my body.

They scare me a little bit.

Well Done!

I'm proud of you too.

Yep, snow! Woke up to several inches but had to get out there. I am used to it living up here in the cold lands. Not my favourite experience though. Cold and wet does not do it for me

MrsAbz

There's been drizzle here but no snow. I might be the only one that likes snow lol"

***

Oh hello SuperShy!

I used to like snow, but now it's overrated for me.

I lived in another country for 27 years.

Had snow every year and white Christmas in most years.

Usual temperature was -10 to -25 at night time.

***

I rather have -5 the coldest here on winter.

Miss the real summers though.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Just a lemonade for me

I'll have tea! "

Finally, your tea! I've brought the sugar bowl if you'd like a spoon?

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Hello everyone!

***Wiping feet while greeting, but slaming the door accidentaly***

That slow cooked beef joint sounds delicious, but no gravy for me please.

Quite hot in here with the 2 knew pretty lady hosts.

Blood gets pumped in the wrong direction.

We meet again! Lovely to see you this eve. How has your day gone?

MrsAbz

***

I'm not here usually, but I've seen you host.

I thought I pop my head in.

***I wish***

Usual really, except didn't touch myself today.

I'm okay, thanks.

How is your day so far?

Well done you was it a deliberate abstinance?

I have been most productive today and faced driving in awful snow. Feeling most proud of myself

MrsAbz

***

Snow?

It was a windy, but sunny day in Balamory.

Er... I mean Norwich.

So you're a better driver, than those mums on the school run with the huge minivans.

They are too heavy to go through my body.

They scare me a little bit.

Well Done!

I'm proud of you too.

Yep, snow! Woke up to several inches but had to get out there. I am used to it living up here in the cold lands. Not my favourite experience though. Cold and wet does not do it for me

MrsAbz

There's been drizzle here but no snow. I might be the only one that likes snow lol

***

Oh hello SuperShy!

I used to like snow, but now it's overrated for me.

I lived in another country for 27 years.

Had snow every year and white Christmas in most years.

Usual temperature was -10 to -25 at night time.

***

I rather have -5 the coldest here on winter.

Miss the real summers though. "

I don't mind cold. I'd rather warm up than be hot and try to cool down. I have a problem with body temperature once I get hot I can't seem to cool

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

I'll take a handjob. Thank you!

J

I was offering joint ones because I got a little over excited

Ss is doing a marvellous job of keeping us all on track

MrsAbz

You both are. It's a busy pre Noc Knock thingy so it's hard to host

And a joint one is even better

J"

Can we all do the hokey y after? I feel that would be a prize winning video to make

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

I'll take a handjob. Thank you!

J

I was offering joint ones because I got a little over excited

Ss is doing a marvellous job of keeping us all on track

MrsAbz

You both are. It's a busy pre Noc Knock thingy so it's hard to host

And a joint one is even better

J"

Problem is I want a ice lolly and want to type at the same time lol

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Just a lemonade for me

I'll have tea!

Not a bad shout "

I've a pot ready if you fancy one? Milk and sugar on the side

MrsAbz

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

I'll take a handjob. Thank you!

J

I was offering joint ones because I got a little over excited

Ss is doing a marvellous job of keeping us all on track

MrsAbz

You both are. It's a busy pre Noc Knock thingy so it's hard to host

And a joint one is even better

J

Problem is I want a ice lolly and want to type at the same time lol"

You'll have to do a handsfree suckage of the lolly on occasion to keep yourself able to type. Please send pictures

MrsAbz

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

I'll take a handjob. Thank you!

J

I was offering joint ones because I got a little over excited

Ss is doing a marvellous job of keeping us all on track

MrsAbz

You both are. It's a busy pre Noc Knock thingy so it's hard to host

And a joint one is even better

J

Can we all do the Hokey Cokey after? I feel that would be a prize winning video to make

MrsAbz "

Absolutely! I'm in.

.

.

.

Out.

.

.

.

Shake it all about.

J

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By *affron40Woman
47 weeks ago

manchester


"Ah this is nice good evening all.

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well "

Ahh that’s very kind Thankyou SS I’m doing good thanks.. I shall shuffle into the corner and have a nosy whilst trying not to trip people up with my crutches

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

I'll take a handjob. Thank you!

J

I was offering joint ones because I got a little over excited

Ss is doing a marvellous job of keeping us all on track

MrsAbz

You both are. It's a busy pre Noc Knock thingy so it's hard to host

And a joint one is even better

J

Can we all do the Hokey Cokey after? I feel that would be a prize winning video to make

MrsAbz

Absolutely! I'm in.

.

.

.

Out.

.

.

.

Shake it all about.

J "

Marvellous. I am deffo in... and out for this.

Ss please say you're in?

MrsAbz

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ah this is nice good evening all.

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well

Ahh that’s very kind Thankyou SS I’m doing good thanks.. I shall shuffle into the corner and have a nosy whilst trying not to trip people up with my crutches "

How is the recovery going?

MrsAbz

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"

I don't mind cold. I'd rather warm up than be hot and try to cool down. I have a problem with body temperature once I get hot I can't seem to cool "

***

So the right guy needs to have condom and air con?

You should put something in your bio like:

Air con and safe sex is a must all the time!

No air con = No sex

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello everyone!

***Wiping feet while greeting, but slaming the door accidentaly***

That slow cooked beef joint sounds delicious, but no gravy for me please.

Quite hot in here with the 2 knew pretty lady hosts.

Blood gets pumped in the wrong direction.

We meet again! Lovely to see you this eve. How has your day gone?

MrsAbz

***

I'm not here usually, but I've seen you host.

I thought I pop my head in.

***I wish***

Usual really, except didn't touch myself today.

I'm okay, thanks.

How is your day so far?

Well done you was it a deliberate abstinance?

I have been most productive today and faced driving in awful snow. Feeling most proud of myself

MrsAbz

***

Snow?

It was a windy, but sunny day in Balamory.

Er... I mean Norwich.

So you're a better driver, than those mums on the school run with the huge minivans.

They are too heavy to go through my body.

They scare me a little bit.

Well Done!

I'm proud of you too.

Yep, snow! Woke up to several inches but had to get out there. I am used to it living up here in the cold lands. Not my favourite experience though. Cold and wet does not do it for me

MrsAbz

There's been drizzle here but no snow. I might be the only one that likes snow lol

***

Oh hello SuperShy!

I used to like snow, but now it's overrated for me.

I lived in another country for 27 years.

Had snow every year and white Christmas in most years.

Usual temperature was -10 to -25 at night time.

***

I rather have -5 the coldest here on winter.

Miss the real summers though. "

We were -8 here the other week. Utterly unacceptable temperatures!

Far too chilly for my liking

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

I'll take a handjob. Thank you!

J

I was offering joint ones because I got a little over excited

Ss is doing a marvellous job of keeping us all on track

MrsAbz

You both are. It's a busy pre Noc Knock thingy so it's hard to host

And a joint one is even better

J

Can we all do the Hokey Cokey after? I feel that would be a prize winning video to make

MrsAbz

Absolutely! I'm in.

.

.

.

Out.

.

.

.

Shake it all about.

J

Marvellous. I am deffo in... and out for this.

Ss please say you're in?

MrsAbz"

I don't know how to do it?

I'd need lessons lol

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47 weeks ago


"

I don't mind cold. I'd rather warm up than be hot and try to cool down. I have a problem with body temperature once I get hot I can't seem to cool

***

So the right guy needs to have condom and air con?

You should put something in your bio like:

Air con and safe sex is a must all the time!

No air con = No sex

"

Lol that's funny

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello Shy et all "

My apologies! I don't believe I said hello... Ss is offering handjobs in the way of extending deepest sorrow on our part for the missed post

MrsAbz

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By *affron40Woman
47 weeks ago

manchester


"Ah this is nice good evening all.

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well

Ahh that’s very kind Thankyou SS I’m doing good thanks.. I shall shuffle into the corner and have a nosy whilst trying not to trip people up with my crutches

How is the recovery going?

MrsAbz "

Recovery is a little crazy no need for painkillers within 2 weeks and walking comfortably with crutches. It’s the daft things like sleep deprivation that gets me. I cannot sleep on my back so the days are longggggggggg

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47 weeks ago


"Hello Shy et all

My apologies! I don't believe I said hello... Ss is offering handjobs in the way of extending deepest sorrow on our part for the missed post

MrsAbz "

Hahaha delete delete

I got it lol

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol

I'll take a handjob. Thank you!

J

I was offering joint ones because I got a little over excited

Ss is doing a marvellous job of keeping us all on track

MrsAbz

You both are. It's a busy pre Noc Knock thingy so it's hard to host

And a joint one is even better

J

Can we all do the Hokey Cokey after? I feel that would be a prize winning video to make

MrsAbz

Absolutely! I'm in.

.

.

.

Out.

.

.

.

Shake it all about.

J

Marvellous. I am deffo in... and out for this.

Ss please say you're in?

MrsAbz

I don't know how to do it?

I'd need lessons lol"

Its really easy and fun... basically its the hokey pokey with boobs.

I have indeed already filmed a demonstration

MrsAbz

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47 weeks ago


"Hello Shy et all

Hey Cede, how are ya beaut xx

Mrs Abz is doing better than me so I'm offering handjobs lol"

I got it lol xx

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello Shy et all

My apologies! I don't believe I said hello... Ss is offering handjobs in the way of extending deepest sorrow on our part for the missed post

MrsAbz

Hahaha delete delete

I got it lol"

See, didn't I say you were on the ball and keeping us on track?

Brilliant job

MrsAbz

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By *ildbillkidMan
47 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, from a misty overcast llano estacado,58 cool degrees, merry Christmas to all

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ah this is nice good evening all.

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well

Ahh that’s very kind Thankyou SS I’m doing good thanks.. I shall shuffle into the corner and have a nosy whilst trying not to trip people up with my crutches

How is the recovery going?

MrsAbz

Recovery is a little crazy no need for painkillers within 2 weeks and walking comfortably with crutches. It’s the daft things like sleep deprivation that gets me. I cannot sleep on my back so the days are longggggggggg

"

Oh no sleep deprivation is torture! You are coping so well though, hopefully you will keep getting better each day and soon be skipping along care free

MrsAbz

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
47 weeks ago

stanley


"Ah this is nice good evening all.

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well

Ahh that’s very kind Thankyou SS I’m doing good thanks.. I shall shuffle into the corner and have a nosy whilst trying not to trip people up with my crutches

How is the recovery going?

MrsAbz

Recovery is a little crazy no need for painkillers within 2 weeks and walking comfortably with crutches. It’s the daft things like sleep deprivation that gets me. I cannot sleep on my back so the days are longggggggggg

"

Hope the rehab goes smoothly for you, I’ve had 4 knee Ops and I know how frustrating things can get, so try and be a patient patient

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Howdy y'all, from a misty overcast llano estacado,58 cool degrees, merry Christmas to all"

Merry Christmas to you too! Cool sounds delightfully nice.

Hows your day been?

MrsAbz

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47 weeks ago

Bill is in the building

Hey Bill

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ah this is nice good evening all.

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well

Ahh that’s very kind Thankyou SS I’m doing good thanks.. I shall shuffle into the corner and have a nosy whilst trying not to trip people up with my crutches

How is the recovery going?

MrsAbz

Recovery is a little crazy no need for painkillers within 2 weeks and walking comfortably with crutches. It’s the daft things like sleep deprivation that gets me. I cannot sleep on my back so the days are longggggggggg

Hope the rehab goes smoothly for you, I’ve had 4 knee Ops and I know how frustrating things can get, so try and be a patient patient "

But you've only got 2 knees? Why 4 ops?

MrsAbz

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By *ildbillkidMan
47 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, from a misty overcast llano estacado,58 cool degrees, merry Christmas to all

Merry Christmas to you too! Cool sounds delightfully nice.

Hows your day been?

MrsAbz"

went to the grocery store for last minute stuff, crowds of people doing the same, glad to back home

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By *ildbillkidMan
47 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


"Bill is in the building

Hey Bill "

shiny shy, howdy

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Howdy y'all, from a misty overcast llano estacado,58 cool degrees, merry Christmas to all

Merry Christmas to you too! Cool sounds delightfully nice.

Hows your day been?

MrsAbz went to the grocery store for last minute stuff, crowds of people doing the same, glad to back home"

It is just crazy out there in the wilds of the public. I'm glad you survived and made it home safely

MrsAbz

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By *entlemanFoxMan
47 weeks ago

North East / London


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Cointreau please, which I remember fondly the 1970s dinner party ads.

No problem at all - I make a lovely chocolate orange liquer cake with cointraeu in it! I shall endeavour to bring a sample next time.

Ice?

MrsAbz

Yes to both

Sorry, I was a little distracted by pretty dresses on my way to the ice.

For you, one large cointreau and ice

MrsAbz

No problem, I suffered the same when corsets and stockings were mentioned

He's a stockings man

But they are lovely so who can blame him?

MrsAbz "

Exactly! A lady after my own heart!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Just a lemonade for me

I'll have tea!

Finally, your tea! I've brought the sugar bowl if you'd like a spoon?

MrsAbz "

I like it just how it comes, thank you. I'm sweet enough etc etc

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By *affron40Woman
47 weeks ago

manchester


"Ah this is nice good evening all.

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well

Ahh that’s very kind Thankyou SS I’m doing good thanks.. I shall shuffle into the corner and have a nosy whilst trying not to trip people up with my crutches

How is the recovery going?

MrsAbz

Recovery is a little crazy no need for painkillers within 2 weeks and walking comfortably with crutches. It’s the daft things like sleep deprivation that gets me. I cannot sleep on my back so the days are longggggggggg

Hope the rehab goes smoothly for you, I’ve had 4 knee Ops and I know how frustrating things can get, so try and be a patient patient "

I am a very bad patient

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Bill is in the building

Hey Bill shiny shy, howdy"

On UK TV in the next few days they are showing 9 to 5 and I'll be watching

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West


"Ah this is nice good evening all.

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well

Ahh that’s very kind Thankyou SS I’m doing good thanks.. I shall shuffle into the corner and have a nosy whilst trying not to trip people up with my crutches

How is the recovery going?

MrsAbz

Recovery is a little crazy no need for painkillers within 2 weeks and walking comfortably with crutches. It’s the daft things like sleep deprivation that gets me. I cannot sleep on my back so the days are longggggggggg

Hope the rehab goes smoothly for you, I’ve had 4 knee Ops and I know how frustrating things can get, so try and be a patient patient

I am a very bad patient "

Shall we have a crutch fight?

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By *ildbillkidMan
47 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, from a misty overcast llano estacado,58 cool degrees, merry Christmas to all

Merry Christmas to you too! Cool sounds delightfully nice.

Hows your day been?

MrsAbz went to the grocery store for last minute stuff, crowds of people doing the same, glad to back home

It is just crazy out there in the wilds of the public. I'm glad you survived and made it home safely

MrsAbz"

I would have said 'bah humbug' but, the closer you get to Xmas itself , the spirit of the season comes out

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Cointreau please, which I remember fondly the 1970s dinner party ads.

No problem at all - I make a lovely chocolate orange liquer cake with cointraeu in it! I shall endeavour to bring a sample next time.

Ice?

MrsAbz

Yes to both

Sorry, I was a little distracted by pretty dresses on my way to the ice.

For you, one large cointreau and ice

MrsAbz

No problem, I suffered the same when corsets and stockings were mentioned

He's a stockings man

But they are lovely so who can blame him?

MrsAbz

Exactly! A lady after my own heart!"

How anyone could say that stockings on some lovely legs is not a work of beautiful art is beyond my comprehension

MrsAbz

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By *ildbillkidMan
47 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


"Bill is in the building

Hey Bill shiny shy, howdy

On UK TV in the next few days they are showing 9 to 5 and I'll be watching

"

dolly dressed as a Dallas cowboys cheerleader last month

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Just a lemonade for me

I'll have tea!

Finally, your tea! I've brought the sugar bowl if you'd like a spoon?

MrsAbz

I like it just how it comes, thank you. I'm sweet enough etc etc "

You're certainly very sweet on the eye

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Bill is in the building

Hey Bill shiny shy, howdy

On UK TV in the next few days they are showing 9 to 5 and I'll be watching

dolly dressed as a Dallas cowboys cheerleader last month"

LittleBirds the Dolly fan right?

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By *entlemanFoxMan
47 weeks ago

North East / London


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Cointreau please, which I remember fondly the 1970s dinner party ads.

No problem at all - I make a lovely chocolate orange liquer cake with cointraeu in it! I shall endeavour to bring a sample next time.

Ice?

MrsAbz

Yes to both

Sorry, I was a little distracted by pretty dresses on my way to the ice.

For you, one large cointreau and ice

MrsAbz

No problem, I suffered the same when corsets and stockings were mentioned

He's a stockings man

But they are lovely so who can blame him?

MrsAbz

Exactly! A lady after my own heart!

How anyone could say that stockings on some lovely legs is not a work of beautiful art is beyond my comprehension

MrsAbz "

Such wisdom.

If you would like a stockings drawing just send me the picture of yourself.

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By *ildbillkidMan
47 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


"Bill is in the building

Hey Bill shiny shy, howdy

On UK TV in the next few days they are showing 9 to 5 and I'll be watching

dolly dressed as a Dallas cowboys cheerleader last month

LittleBirds the Dolly fan right? "

she is, have to tell her

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Cointreau please, which I remember fondly the 1970s dinner party ads.

No problem at all - I make a lovely chocolate orange liquer cake with cointraeu in it! I shall endeavour to bring a sample next time.

Ice?

MrsAbz

Yes to both

Sorry, I was a little distracted by pretty dresses on my way to the ice.

For you, one large cointreau and ice

MrsAbz

No problem, I suffered the same when corsets and stockings were mentioned

He's a stockings man

But they are lovely so who can blame him?

MrsAbz

Exactly! A lady after my own heart!

How anyone could say that stockings on some lovely legs is not a work of beautiful art is beyond my comprehension

MrsAbz

Such wisdom.

If you would like a stockings drawing just send me the picture of yourself. "

You are an artist?! How did you keep this a secret?

I shall have to find or prehaps take new photos for the express purpose of being actual art.

That is a delightful idea

MrsAbz

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Howdy y'all, from a misty overcast llano estacado,58 cool degrees, merry Christmas to all

Merry Christmas to you too! Cool sounds delightfully nice.

Hows your day been?

MrsAbz went to the grocery store for last minute stuff, crowds of people doing the same, glad to back home

It is just crazy out there in the wilds of the public. I'm glad you survived and made it home safely

MrsAbz I would have said 'bah humbug' but, the closer you get to Xmas itself , the spirit of the season comes out"

There comes a point when you just have to accept the Xmas spirit and go with it. Resistance is futile

MrsAbz

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By *entlemanFoxMan
47 weeks ago

North East / London


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Cointreau please, which I remember fondly the 1970s dinner party ads.

No problem at all - I make a lovely chocolate orange liquer cake with cointraeu in it! I shall endeavour to bring a sample next time.

Ice?

MrsAbz

Yes to both

Sorry, I was a little distracted by pretty dresses on my way to the ice.

For you, one large cointreau and ice

MrsAbz

No problem, I suffered the same when corsets and stockings were mentioned

He's a stockings man

But they are lovely so who can blame him?

MrsAbz

Exactly! A lady after my own heart!

How anyone could say that stockings on some lovely legs is not a work of beautiful art is beyond my comprehension

MrsAbz

Such wisdom.

If you would like a stockings drawing just send me the picture of yourself.

You are an artist?! How did you keep this a secret?

I shall have to find or prehaps take new photos for the express purpose of being actual art.

That is a delightful idea

MrsAbz "

Something I do for enjoyment, in an amateur way. There is one of my drawings in my gallery and a few MLS attendees have one I gave out at that social.

I still struggle with hands and faces, but do pretty good bums and boobs.

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By *emidemiWoman
47 weeks ago

basingstoke

Evening all you nocturnal people

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Cointreau please, which I remember fondly the 1970s dinner party ads.

No problem at all - I make a lovely chocolate orange liquer cake with cointraeu in it! I shall endeavour to bring a sample next time.

Ice?

MrsAbz

Yes to both

Sorry, I was a little distracted by pretty dresses on my way to the ice.

For you, one large cointreau and ice

MrsAbz

No problem, I suffered the same when corsets and stockings were mentioned

He's a stockings man

But they are lovely so who can blame him?

MrsAbz

Exactly! A lady after my own heart!

How anyone could say that stockings on some lovely legs is not a work of beautiful art is beyond my comprehension

MrsAbz

Such wisdom.

If you would like a stockings drawing just send me the picture of yourself.

You are an artist?! How did you keep this a secret?

I shall have to find or prehaps take new photos for the express purpose of being actual art.

That is a delightful idea

MrsAbz

Something I do for enjoyment, in an amateur way. There is one of my drawings in my gallery and a few MLS attendees have one I gave out at that social.

I still struggle with hands and faces, but do pretty good bums and boobs. "

Well don't be alarmed by a random stockinged leg picture appearing from me in the next week or so

I like the idea of being a piece of art. Thank you so much for the offer, very kind of you

MrsAbz

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47 weeks ago


"Evening all you nocturnal people "

Hey Demi Demi hotlister of many

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Evening all you nocturnal people "

Evening Demi

How are you this chilly evening? Space on the sofa with some blankets if you fancy a comfy spot

MrsAbz

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47 weeks ago


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Cointreau please, which I remember fondly the 1970s dinner party ads.

No problem at all - I make a lovely chocolate orange liquer cake with cointraeu in it! I shall endeavour to bring a sample next time.

Ice?

MrsAbz

Yes to both

Sorry, I was a little distracted by pretty dresses on my way to the ice.

For you, one large cointreau and ice

MrsAbz

No problem, I suffered the same when corsets and stockings were mentioned

He's a stockings man

But they are lovely so who can blame him?

MrsAbz

Exactly! A lady after my own heart!

How anyone could say that stockings on some lovely legs is not a work of beautiful art is beyond my comprehension

MrsAbz

Such wisdom.

If you would like a stockings drawing just send me the picture of yourself.

You are an artist?! How did you keep this a secret?

I shall have to find or prehaps take new photos for the express purpose of being actual art.

That is a delightful idea

MrsAbz

Something I do for enjoyment, in an amateur way. There is one of my drawings in my gallery and a few MLS attendees have one I gave out at that social.

I still struggle with hands and faces, but do pretty good bums and boobs.

Well don't be alarmed by a random stockinged leg picture appearing from me in the next week or so

I like the idea of being a piece of art. Thank you so much for the offer, very kind of you

MrsAbz "

A pencil drawing of the Mr, April 2023 that would be a fab pic too

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By *affron40Woman
47 weeks ago

manchester


"Ah this is nice good evening all.

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well

Ahh that’s very kind Thankyou SS I’m doing good thanks.. I shall shuffle into the corner and have a nosy whilst trying not to trip people up with my crutches

How is the recovery going?

MrsAbz

Recovery is a little crazy no need for painkillers within 2 weeks and walking comfortably with crutches. It’s the daft things like sleep deprivation that gets me. I cannot sleep on my back so the days are longggggggggg

Hope the rehab goes smoothly for you, I’ve had 4 knee Ops and I know how frustrating things can get, so try and be a patient patient

I am a very bad patient

Shall we have a crutch fight? "

Yesssssss I reckon you’d be vicious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Ah this is nice good evening all.

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well

Ahh that’s very kind Thankyou SS I’m doing good thanks.. I shall shuffle into the corner and have a nosy whilst trying not to trip people up with my crutches

How is the recovery going?

MrsAbz

Recovery is a little crazy no need for painkillers within 2 weeks and walking comfortably with crutches. It’s the daft things like sleep deprivation that gets me. I cannot sleep on my back so the days are longggggggggg

Hope the rehab goes smoothly for you, I’ve had 4 knee Ops and I know how frustrating things can get, so try and be a patient patient

I am a very bad patient

Shall we have a crutch fight?

Yesssssss I reckon you’d be vicious "

Are there tickets and cake?

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I love pre drinks

Thats the spirit

Its never to early! What can I get you?

MrsAbz

Cointreau please, which I remember fondly the 1970s dinner party ads.

No problem at all - I make a lovely chocolate orange liquer cake with cointraeu in it! I shall endeavour to bring a sample next time.

Ice?

MrsAbz

Yes to both

Sorry, I was a little distracted by pretty dresses on my way to the ice.

For you, one large cointreau and ice

MrsAbz

No problem, I suffered the same when corsets and stockings were mentioned

He's a stockings man

But they are lovely so who can blame him?

MrsAbz

Exactly! A lady after my own heart!

How anyone could say that stockings on some lovely legs is not a work of beautiful art is beyond my comprehension

MrsAbz

Such wisdom.

If you would like a stockings drawing just send me the picture of yourself.

You are an artist?! How did you keep this a secret?

I shall have to find or prehaps take new photos for the express purpose of being actual art.

That is a delightful idea

MrsAbz

Something I do for enjoyment, in an amateur way. There is one of my drawings in my gallery and a few MLS attendees have one I gave out at that social.

I still struggle with hands and faces, but do pretty good bums and boobs.

Well don't be alarmed by a random stockinged leg picture appearing from me in the next week or so

I like the idea of being a piece of art. Thank you so much for the offer, very kind of you

MrsAbz

A pencil drawing of the Mr, April 2023 that would be a fab pic too "

Good choice, you have exquisite taste

MrsAbz

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ah this is nice good evening all.

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well

Ahh that’s very kind Thankyou SS I’m doing good thanks.. I shall shuffle into the corner and have a nosy whilst trying not to trip people up with my crutches

How is the recovery going?

MrsAbz

Recovery is a little crazy no need for painkillers within 2 weeks and walking comfortably with crutches. It’s the daft things like sleep deprivation that gets me. I cannot sleep on my back so the days are longggggggggg

Hope the rehab goes smoothly for you, I’ve had 4 knee Ops and I know how frustrating things can get, so try and be a patient patient

I am a very bad patient

Shall we have a crutch fight?

Yesssssss I reckon you’d be vicious

Are there tickets and cake?"

I'll bring cake in exchange for a front row seat

MrsAbz

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By *affron40Woman
47 weeks ago

manchester


"Ah this is nice good evening all.

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well

Ahh that’s very kind Thankyou SS I’m doing good thanks.. I shall shuffle into the corner and have a nosy whilst trying not to trip people up with my crutches

How is the recovery going?

MrsAbz

Recovery is a little crazy no need for painkillers within 2 weeks and walking comfortably with crutches. It’s the daft things like sleep deprivation that gets me. I cannot sleep on my back so the days are longggggggggg

Hope the rehab goes smoothly for you, I’ve had 4 knee Ops and I know how frustrating things can get, so try and be a patient patient

I am a very bad patient

Shall we have a crutch fight?

Yesssssss I reckon you’d be vicious

Are there tickets and cake?

I'll bring cake in exchange for a front row seat

MrsAbz "

There is always cake when us lot get together!!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ah this is nice good evening all.

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well

Ahh that’s very kind Thankyou SS I’m doing good thanks.. I shall shuffle into the corner and have a nosy whilst trying not to trip people up with my crutches

How is the recovery going?

MrsAbz

Recovery is a little crazy no need for painkillers within 2 weeks and walking comfortably with crutches. It’s the daft things like sleep deprivation that gets me. I cannot sleep on my back so the days are longggggggggg

Hope the rehab goes smoothly for you, I’ve had 4 knee Ops and I know how frustrating things can get, so try and be a patient patient

I am a very bad patient

Shall we have a crutch fight?

Yesssssss I reckon you’d be vicious

Are there tickets and cake?

I'll bring cake in exchange for a front row seat

MrsAbz

There is always cake when us lot get together!! "

Then put my name down cos I'll be there

MrsAbz

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
47 weeks ago

Markfield

Hello all, just thought I’d stick my head in and say hi to the noc’ers side hang thing! *waves*

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello all, just thought I’d stick my head in and say hi to the noc’ers side hang thing! *waves*"

*waves back* hey, lovely to see you

Hows your evening going?

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Hello all, just thought I’d stick my head in and say hi to the noc’ers side hang thing! *waves*"

Excellent name

How's it going? Are you an Xmas star or scrooge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago

Mrs Abz it's 2 hours in we're nearly there

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
47 weeks ago

Markfield

Hey hostesses with the mostesses!

I’m good thanks, recovering from two long shifts at work and then lunch out with friends today so I’ve had a little snooze and probs ruined my sleep pattern now for eternity.

I think I’m a bit of a Scrooge, I don’t really enjoy Christmas as I live alone and altho get asked to spend the time with others I usually decline. I’ve worked the last few christmases but have this year to myself x

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Mrs Abz it's 2 hours in we're nearly there "

Woohoo! You have been such a marvellous host and it has been a pure pleasure to host with you

MrsAbz

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By *cflirtyMan
47 weeks ago

closer than you might think

Good evening pre knikkety knocketty nocs xxxx

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Good evening pre knikkety knocketty nocs xxxx"

Good evening to you to

Hope you have been having a fun and fabulous day today?

MrsAbz

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By *cflirtyMan
47 weeks ago

closer than you might think

Fun yes it's been good, my first social dance re joining

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By *cflirtyMan
47 weeks ago

closer than you might think

I really must proof read.... since... not dance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Hey hostesses with the mostesses!

I’m good thanks, recovering from two long shifts at work and then lunch out with friends today so I’ve had a little snooze and probs ruined my sleep pattern now for eternity.

I think I’m a bit of a Scrooge, I don’t really enjoy Christmas as I live alone and altho get asked to spend the time with others I usually decline. I’ve worked the last few christmases but have this year to myself x "

Will you be off monday?

That's the thing, I used to get asked by a friend for dinner and I'd decline, but then sit in lonely thinking why didn't i

Xx

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hey hostesses with the mostesses!

I’m good thanks, recovering from two long shifts at work and then lunch out with friends today so I’ve had a little snooze and probs ruined my sleep pattern now for eternity.

I think I’m a bit of a Scrooge, I don’t really enjoy Christmas as I live alone and altho get asked to spend the time with others I usually decline. I’ve worked the last few christmases but have this year to myself x "

Ah the danger nap, as I like to call them, such a delicious sleep but the consequences are a bit harsh with a non sleeping night.

Lunch with friends is always a winner, what did you have for lunch?

Ah, christmas can be a little bit over powering and too much pressure to be involved with everyone.

I hope you have a lovely day whatever you choose to do and if you need a chatter of random nonsense, I'll no doubt pop on throughout the day. Feel free to pop a message over if the mood hits you

MrsAbz

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
47 weeks ago

Markfield


"Mrs Abz it's 2 hours in we're nearly there

Woohoo! You have been such a marvellous host and it has been a pure pleasure to host with you

MrsAbz "

Congrats ladies! I’ve had a good look around and it’s looking fabulous x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"I really must proof read.... since... not dance "

It's all good as you said knickers noccety

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"I really must proof read.... since... not dance

It's all good as you said knickers noccety "

I didn't spell it right!!!!!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I really must proof read.... since... not dance "

And there was me thinking you were gonna throw some shapes lol

I'm glad you had a good day though. Lovely news

MrsAbz

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Mrs Abz it's 2 hours in we're nearly there

Woohoo! You have been such a marvellous host and it has been a pure pleasure to host with you

MrsAbz

Congrats ladies! I’ve had a good look around and it’s looking fabulous x "

Thanks so much

Ss has been awesome this evening

MrsAbz

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By *cflirtyMan
47 weeks ago

closer than you might think

Thank you ladies xxx a warm welcome for my return

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago


"Thank you ladies xxx a warm welcome for my return"

Smashing super great!

Hope to see you in the forums xx

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

There’s going to be a part 2! Great hosting!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West


"Ah this is nice good evening all.

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well

Ahh that’s very kind Thankyou SS I’m doing good thanks.. I shall shuffle into the corner and have a nosy whilst trying not to trip people up with my crutches

How is the recovery going?

MrsAbz

Recovery is a little crazy no need for painkillers within 2 weeks and walking comfortably with crutches. It’s the daft things like sleep deprivation that gets me. I cannot sleep on my back so the days are longggggggggg

Hope the rehab goes smoothly for you, I’ve had 4 knee Ops and I know how frustrating things can get, so try and be a patient patient

I am a very bad patient

Shall we have a crutch fight?

Yesssssss I reckon you’d be vicious "

And you'd be quite right, my dark and weird amiga

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By *affron40Woman
47 weeks ago

manchester


"Ah this is nice good evening all.

Hey Saffron

There's a warm space with a good chair and optional foot rest if ya need it beaut

Hope your doing well

Ahh that’s very kind Thankyou SS I’m doing good thanks.. I shall shuffle into the corner and have a nosy whilst trying not to trip people up with my crutches

How is the recovery going?

MrsAbz

Recovery is a little crazy no need for painkillers within 2 weeks and walking comfortably with crutches. It’s the daft things like sleep deprivation that gets me. I cannot sleep on my back so the days are longggggggggg

Hope the rehab goes smoothly for you, I’ve had 4 knee Ops and I know how frustrating things can get, so try and be a patient patient

I am a very bad patient

Shall we have a crutch fight?

Yesssssss I reckon you’d be vicious

And you'd be quite right, my dark and weird amiga "

Dark and weird?!?? You charm me

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"There’s going to be a part 2! Great hosting! "

Thanks, we did try!

Alas my brain is frazzled to bits and I have some minions that require to be told to sush and go to sleep. And a MrAbz who is looking just a little neglected too

So my time is almost done tonight.

It has been a most lovely experience chattering away and it has to be said that Ss is the best at keeping everything on track and running smoothly

MrsAbz

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