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"Oof." You can say that again, I dropped my phone on my face  | |||
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"I say put the phone down, Stallion." She loves it when I multi task and still make her head spin | |||
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"So I'm just here with my partner sitting on my face right now, and I couldn't help but wonder how she did such a good job trimming my mane for me
*posts thread to fab while giving oral to his partner*"Careful she doesn't get a puncture. | |||
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"Oof. You can say that again, I dropped my phone on my face "I though she was sat on it? I need you paint a better picture of the logistics! Thank you. J | |||
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"So I'm just here with my partner sitting on my face right now, and I couldn't help but wonder how she did such a good job trimming my mane for me
*posts thread to fab while giving oral to his partner*
Careful she doesn't get a puncture. "She might be one of those Real Dolls. I don’t think they’re inflatable. I’ll bet he also drives a fancy car. | |||
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"Oof. You can say that again, I dropped my phone on my face
I though she was sat on it? I need you paint a better picture of the logistics! Thank you.
J"Wouldn't you like to know  | |||
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"So I'm just here with my partner sitting on my face right now, and I couldn't help but wonder how she did such a good job trimming my mane for me
*posts thread to fab while giving oral to his partner*
Careful she doesn't get a puncture.
She might be one of those Real Dolls. I don’t think they’re inflatable.
I’ll bet he also drives a fancy car."As it so happens... | |||
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"Oof. You can say that again, I dropped my phone on my face
I though she was sat on it? I need you paint a better picture of the logistics! Thank you.
J
Wouldn't you like to know "Yes, I would. Please? With a cherry on top! J | |||
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"So I'm just here with my partner sitting on my face right now, and I couldn't help but wonder how she did such a good job trimming my mane for me
*posts thread to fab while giving oral to his partner*
Careful she doesn't get a puncture.
She might be one of those Real Dolls. I don’t think they’re inflatable.
I’ll bet he also drives a fancy car.
As it so happens... "A Kia Picanto? | |||
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"Oof. You can say that again, I dropped my phone on my face
I though she was sat on it? I need you paint a better picture of the logistics! Thank you.
J
Wouldn't you like to know
Yes, I would. Please? With a cherry on top!
J"Ooh alright as you asked nicely
I was laying on my back, she was sitting on my face, just leaning back a little, while I could get my arms around her hips and hold my phone just above my face. And that's how I dropped my phone on my face | |||
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"Are you typing with your tongue?" Nah, he's sat on the bog, having a No.2 | |||
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"Are you typing with your tongue? Nah, he's sat on the bog, having a No.2" That’s when I do some of my best fabbing. Respect. | |||
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"Are you typing with your tongue?" STOP! I’m struggling to breathe! | |||
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"Are you typing with your tongue? Nah, he's sat on the bog, having a No.2 That’s when I do some of my best fabbing. Respect." Me too!  | |||
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"Are you typing with your tongue? Nah, he's sat on the bog, having a No.2" I'm typing with the tip of my erect penis while I have a no.2 I'll have you know | |||
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"Are you typing with your tongue?" don’t you know what he can do with his cock? | |||
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"Are you typing with your tongue?don’t you know what he can do with his cock? "Don’t you?  | |||
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"Are you typing with your tongue? STOP! I’m struggling to breathe! "Is OP sat on your face now? | |||
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"Are you typing with your tongue? STOP! I’m struggling to breathe!
Is OP sat on your face now?"Yes.
*deflates * | |||
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"Are you typing with your tongue? STOP! I’m struggling to breathe!
Is OP sat on your face now?
Yes.
*deflates *"His tongue is good!!  | |||
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"Are you typing with your tongue? Nah, he's sat on the bog, having a No.2 I'm typing with the tip of my erect penis while I have a no.2 I'll have you know" I wondered what those screen smears were. | |||
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"Are you typing with your tongue?don’t you know what he can do with his cock? "I bet whatever it is Carrick can do it better. | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio. "OP, do you have human body parts? Tell the truth. Are you ChatGPT ? | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio. "Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack? | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?"Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills. | |||
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"Figured you'd turn up tonight op "Oh really? And what got you figuring that then? | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
OP, do you have human body parts?
Tell the truth.
Are you ChatGPT ?"No, I don't have physical form or body parts. I exist as a virtual assistant here to help with information and conversation. How can I assist you today? | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills."And juggling several pairs of tits | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?"That's for swiping up to unlock my phone | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills."Dude's kneeling on the crapper, with a "woman's" legs over his shoulder AND she's going to town. Presumably on the No.69. Dude's got more than skills! | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio. "Are you recording an album? | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Are you recording an album?"It's on 35mm | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.
And juggling several pairs of tits "What is the collective name for more than 2 tits? | |||
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"Figured you'd turn up tonight op
Oh really? And what got you figuring that then? "Oh you know. When others can't be around, other ones pop up. | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
That's for swiping up to unlock my phone "You’d assume Face ID would work down there too. | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills."Man.... | |||
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"Figured you'd turn up tonight op
Oh really? And what got you figuring that then?
Oh you know. When others can't be around, other ones pop up. "Siri? Is that you? | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.
Man.... "Is it you with a strap on on again? | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
That's for swiping up to unlock my phone
You’d assume Face ID would work down there too." | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.
Dude's kneeling on the crapper, with a "woman's" legs over his shoulder AND she's going to town. Presumably on the No.69. Dude's got more than skills!"I got skills? Tell that to my partner, she absolutely drained me while we were on the crapper together. Now she has to deal with only getting head for the rest of the night cos I'm out of viagra | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.
Dude's kneeling on the crapper, with a "woman's" legs over his shoulder AND she's going to town. Presumably on the No.69. Dude's got more than skills!
I got skills? Tell that to my partner, she absolutely drained me while we were on the crapper together. Now she has to deal with only getting head for the rest of the night cos I'm out of viagra "I thought she'd gone to town? Isn't there a late night pharmacy open?! | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.
And juggling several pairs of tits
What is the collective name for more than 2 tits?"Charlies 
*shrugs* | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.
And juggling several pairs of tits
What is the collective name for more than 2 tits?
Charlies
*shrugs*"Oh - Charlie is definitely at this party | |||
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.
And juggling several pairs of tits
What is the collective name for more than 2 tits?
Charlies
*shrugs*
Oh - Charlie is definitely at this party"The King?! Heavens, what a group sesh | |||
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"Figured you'd turn up tonight op
Oh really? And what got you figuring that then?
Oh you know. When others can't be around, other ones pop up. "Others pop.. What? *scratches head* What does that even mean? | |||
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"Wait, what?
Me too. I think it's a secret code. "If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret... *DUN-DUN-DUUUHN* | |||
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"Wait, what?
Me too. I think it's a secret code.
If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...
*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*" I'm not part of the in-crowd here so nope | |||
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"There is no in-crowd, I don't do crowds.. *ick*" I do. After the train is finished they have to stuff my beaver with ice because it’s dead. | |||
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"There is no in-crowd, I don't do crowds.. *ick* I do. After the train is finished they have to stuff my beaver with ice because it’s dead." *Now that's a lot of damage meme* | |||
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"There is no in-crowd, I don't do crowds.. *ick* I do. After the train is finished they have to stuff my beaver with ice because it’s dead." What train?!!!
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"There is no in-crowd, I don't do crowds.. *ick* I do. After the train is finished they have to stuff my beaver with ice because it’s dead. What train?!!!
"*whistles Take the A Train* | |||
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"There is no in-crowd, I don't do crowds.. *ick* I do. After the train is finished they have to stuff my beaver with ice because it’s dead. What train?!!!
*whistles Take the A Train*"Utterly bewildered by this thread. Ah well. RIP to your beaver! | |||
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"Wait, what?
Me too. I think it's a secret code.
If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...
*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*"I've got the key... | |||
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"Wait, what?
Me too. I think it's a secret code.
If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...
*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*
I've got the key..."I've got the secret... J | |||
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"Wait, what?
Me too. I think it's a secret code.
If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...
*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*
I've got the key...
I've got the secret...
J"Now, if I could just find my glasses, we could crack the code! | |||
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"Wait, what?
Me too. I think it's a secret code.
If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...
*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*
I've got the key...
I've got the secret...
J
Now, if I could just find my glasses, we could crack the code! "If you need to crack the code, you've already failed | |||
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"Wait, what?
Me too. I think it's a secret code.
If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...
*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*
I've got the key...
I've got the secret...
J
Now, if I could just find my glasses, we could crack the code! "On top of your head? That's where I find mine
J | |||
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"Wait, what?
Me too. I think it's a secret code.
If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...
*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*
I've got the key...
I've got the secret...
J
Now, if I could just find my glasses, we could crack the code!
On top of your head? That's where I find mine
J"I threw them somewhere in the throws of passion... | |||
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