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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I'm just here with my partner sitting on my face right now, and I couldn't help but wonder how she did such a good job trimming my mane for me

*posts thread to fab while giving oral to his partner*

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oof.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oof."

You can say that again, I dropped my phone on my face

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I say put the phone down, Stallion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I say put the phone down, Stallion."

She loves it when I multi task and still make her head spin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm just here with my partner sitting on my face right now, and I couldn't help but wonder how she did such a good job trimming my mane for me

*posts thread to fab while giving oral to his partner*"

Careful she doesn't get a puncture.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Oof.

You can say that again, I dropped my phone on my face "

I though she was sat on it? I need you paint a better picture of the logistics! Thank you.

J

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"So I'm just here with my partner sitting on my face right now, and I couldn't help but wonder how she did such a good job trimming my mane for me

*posts thread to fab while giving oral to his partner*

Careful she doesn't get a puncture. "

She might be one of those Real Dolls. I don’t think they’re inflatable.

I’ll bet he also drives a fancy car.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oof.

You can say that again, I dropped my phone on my face

I though she was sat on it? I need you paint a better picture of the logistics! Thank you.

J"

Wouldn't you like to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I'm just here with my partner sitting on my face right now, and I couldn't help but wonder how she did such a good job trimming my mane for me

*posts thread to fab while giving oral to his partner*

Careful she doesn't get a puncture.

She might be one of those Real Dolls. I don’t think they’re inflatable.

I’ll bet he also drives a fancy car."

As it so happens...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Oof.

You can say that again, I dropped my phone on my face

I though she was sat on it? I need you paint a better picture of the logistics! Thank you.

J

Wouldn't you like to know "

Yes, I would. Please? With a cherry on top!

J

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"So I'm just here with my partner sitting on my face right now, and I couldn't help but wonder how she did such a good job trimming my mane for me

*posts thread to fab while giving oral to his partner*

Careful she doesn't get a puncture.

She might be one of those Real Dolls. I don’t think they’re inflatable.

I’ll bet he also drives a fancy car.

As it so happens... "

A Kia Picanto?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oof.

You can say that again, I dropped my phone on my face

I though she was sat on it? I need you paint a better picture of the logistics! Thank you.

J

Wouldn't you like to know

Yes, I would. Please? With a cherry on top!

J"

Ooh alright as you asked nicely

I was laying on my back, she was sitting on my face, just leaning back a little, while I could get my arms around her hips and hold my phone just above my face. And that's how I dropped my phone on my face

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Are you typing with your tongue?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Are you typing with your tongue?"

Nah, he's sat on the bog, having a No.2

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Are you typing with your tongue?

Nah, he's sat on the bog, having a No.2"

That’s when I do some of my best fabbing. Respect.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Are you typing with your tongue?"

STOP! I’m struggling to breathe!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Are you typing with your tongue?

Nah, he's sat on the bog, having a No.2

That’s when I do some of my best fabbing. Respect."

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you typing with your tongue?

Nah, he's sat on the bog, having a No.2"

I'm typing with the tip of my erect penis while I have a no.2 I'll have you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you typing with your tongue?"
don’t you know what he can do with his cock?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Are you typing with your tongue?don’t you know what he can do with his cock? "

Don’t you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you typing with your tongue?

STOP! I’m struggling to breathe! "

Is OP sat on your face now?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Are you typing with your tongue?

STOP! I’m struggling to breathe!

Is OP sat on your face now?"

Yes.

*deflates *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you typing with your tongue?

STOP! I’m struggling to breathe!

Is OP sat on your face now?

Yes.

*deflates *"

His tongue is good!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Are you typing with your tongue?

Nah, he's sat on the bog, having a No.2

I'm typing with the tip of my erect penis while I have a no.2 I'll have you know"

I wondered what those screen smears were.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Are you typing with your tongue?don’t you know what he can do with his cock? "

I bet whatever it is Carrick can do it better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Figured you'd turn up tonight op

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio. "

OP, do you have human body parts?

Tell the truth.

Are you ChatGPT ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio. "

Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?"

Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Figured you'd turn up tonight op "

Oh really? And what got you figuring that then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

OP, do you have human body parts?

Tell the truth.

Are you ChatGPT ?"

No, I don't have physical form or body parts. I exist as a virtual assistant here to help with information and conversation. How can I assist you today?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?

Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills."

And juggling several pairs of tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?"

That's for swiping up to unlock my phone

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?

Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills."

Dude's kneeling on the crapper, with a "woman's" legs over his shoulder AND she's going to town. Presumably on the No.69. Dude's got more than skills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio. "

Are you recording an album?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

Are you recording an album?"

It's on 35mm

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?

Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.

And juggling several pairs of tits "

What is the collective name for more than 2 tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Figured you'd turn up tonight op

Oh really? And what got you figuring that then? "

Oh you know. When others can't be around, other ones pop up.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?

That's for swiping up to unlock my phone "

You’d assume Face ID would work down there too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?

Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills."

Man....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait, what?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Figured you'd turn up tonight op

Oh really? And what got you figuring that then?

Oh you know. When others can't be around, other ones pop up. "

Siri? Is that you?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?

Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.

Man.... "

Is it you with a strap on on again?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?

That's for swiping up to unlock my phone

You’d assume Face ID would work down there too."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?

Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.

Dude's kneeling on the crapper, with a "woman's" legs over his shoulder AND she's going to town. Presumably on the No.69. Dude's got more than skills!"

I got skills? Tell that to my partner, she absolutely drained me while we were on the crapper together. Now she has to deal with only getting head for the rest of the night cos I'm out of viagra

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?

Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.

Dude's kneeling on the crapper, with a "woman's" legs over his shoulder AND she's going to town. Presumably on the No.69. Dude's got more than skills!

I got skills? Tell that to my partner, she absolutely drained me while we were on the crapper together. Now she has to deal with only getting head for the rest of the night cos I'm out of viagra "

I thought she'd gone to town? Isn't there a late night pharmacy open?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?

Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.

And juggling several pairs of tits

What is the collective name for more than 2 tits?"

Charlies

*shrugs*

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?

Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.

And juggling several pairs of tits

What is the collective name for more than 2 tits?

Charlies

*shrugs*"

Oh - Charlie is definitely at this party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait, what? "

Me too. I think it's a secret code.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.

Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?

Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.

And juggling several pairs of tits

What is the collective name for more than 2 tits?

Charlies

*shrugs*

Oh - Charlie is definitely at this party"

The King?! Heavens, what a group sesh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Figured you'd turn up tonight op

Oh really? And what got you figuring that then?

Oh you know. When others can't be around, other ones pop up. "

Others pop.. What?

*scratches head*

What does that even mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait, what?

Me too. I think it's a secret code. "

If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...

*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait, what?

Me too. I think it's a secret code.

If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...

*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*"

I'm not part of the in-crowd here so nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There is no in-crowd, I don't do crowds.. *ick*

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"There is no in-crowd, I don't do crowds.. *ick*"

I do.

After the train is finished they have to stuff my beaver with ice because it’s dead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is no in-crowd, I don't do crowds.. *ick*

I do.

After the train is finished they have to stuff my beaver with ice because it’s dead."

*Now that's a lot of damage meme*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is no in-crowd, I don't do crowds.. *ick*

I do.

After the train is finished they have to stuff my beaver with ice because it’s dead."

What train?!!!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"There is no in-crowd, I don't do crowds.. *ick*

I do.

After the train is finished they have to stuff my beaver with ice because it’s dead.

What train?!!!

"

*whistles Take the A Train*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is no in-crowd, I don't do crowds.. *ick*

I do.

After the train is finished they have to stuff my beaver with ice because it’s dead.

What train?!!!

*whistles Take the A Train*"

Utterly bewildered by this thread. Ah well. RIP to your beaver!

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Wait, what?

Me too. I think it's a secret code.

If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...

*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*"

I've got the key...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Wait, what?

Me too. I think it's a secret code.

If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...

*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*

I've got the key..."

I've got the secret...

J

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Wait, what?

Me too. I think it's a secret code.

If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...

*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*

I've got the key...

I've got the secret...

J"

Now, if I could just find my glasses, we could crack the code!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait, what?

Me too. I think it's a secret code.

If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...

*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*

I've got the key...

I've got the secret...

J

Now, if I could just find my glasses, we could crack the code! "

If you need to crack the code, you've already failed

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Wait, what?

Me too. I think it's a secret code.

If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...

*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*

I've got the key...

I've got the secret...

J

Now, if I could just find my glasses, we could crack the code! "

On top of your head? That's where I find mine

J

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Wait, what?

Me too. I think it's a secret code.

If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...

*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*

I've got the key...

I've got the secret...

J

Now, if I could just find my glasses, we could crack the code!

On top of your head? That's where I find mine

J"

I threw them somewhere in the throws of passion...

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