FabSwingers.com forum: A woman's place

By *naswingdress OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Laid on her back, with my face between her legs

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

This is also acceptable, along with shopping or the hairdressers.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
47 weeks ago

stanley

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West

"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!"

It's only because I can't resist you

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
47 weeks ago

North West

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Is that a euphemism?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West

"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you

Is multitasking permitted?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
47 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Is that a euphemism?

"
It’s definitely a euphemism. Even if it’s not.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you

Is multitasking permitted? "

It's preferred

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West

"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you

Is multitasking permitted?

It's preferred

Do I bring Mr, or Steve? Or both? Hmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Why, what have you lost?

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you

Is multitasking permitted?

It's preferred

Do I bring Mr, or Steve? Or both? Hmmmmmmm"

Surprise me

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Is that a euphemism?

Nope

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West

"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you

Is multitasking permitted?

It's preferred

Do I bring Mr, or Steve? Or both? Hmmmmmmm

Surprise me

I have room in my car for everyone!

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you

Is multitasking permitted?

It's preferred

Do I bring Mr, or Steve? Or both? Hmmmmmmm

Surprise me

I have room in my car for everyone!"

Orgy, baby!

(imagine me posting a link to the Greek lexicon so you can learn the etymology of orgy, except I can't because of forum rules)

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you

Is multitasking permitted? "

*cums again*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West

"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you

Is multitasking permitted?

It's preferred

Do I bring Mr, or Steve? Or both? Hmmmmmmm

Surprise me

I have room in my car for everyone!

Orgy, baby!

(imagine me posting a link to the Greek lexicon so you can learn the etymology of orgy, except I can't because of forum rules)"

*Puts glasses on to read Swing's Greek*

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
47 weeks ago

Leeds

No don’t talk silly.

A women’s place is in the kitchen, doing as she’s fucking told.

The mr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West

"No don’t talk silly.

A women’s place is in the kitchen, doing as she’s fucking told.

The mr "

Doing as she's fucking? See, multitasking! It's a woman's lot.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No don’t talk silly.

A women’s place is in the kitchen, doing as she’s fucking told.

The mr

Doing as she's fucking? See, multitasking! It's a woman's lot. "

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Nope. Not making jokes on this one.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West

"Nope. Not making jokes on this one."

*Passes Allen key* The IKEA furniture to build is *that* way!

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Standing over her sub, riding crop in hand, while they Worship the ground on which she stands.

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By *edeWoman
47 weeks ago

the abyss

Sounds good to me

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Nope. Not making jokes on this one.

*Passes Allen key* The IKEA furniture to build is *that* way!"

I have a Scandinavian woman to do that for me

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By *anky_PankyWoman
47 weeks ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Oh god that's no a euphemism too, is it?

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Sounds good to me

"
xx

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!"

On fish fingers?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
47 weeks ago

Stratford

Face down, arse up

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By *heGateKeeperMan
47 weeks ago

Stratford

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!"

How it’s done properly

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

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By *edeWoman
47 weeks ago

the abyss

"Face down, arse up

That's the way we like to....

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together

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By *ycanNightsMan
47 weeks ago

Workington

Depends with which woman..

With the one I have in my mind. Ideally with her legs over my shoulders and my dick inside her

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West

"Face down, arse up

You're being rude again!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together

Cheese slices belong everywhere

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By *heGateKeeperMan
47 weeks ago

Stratford

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together

Perfect combination, with a soft breaded cod fillet

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By *heGateKeeperMan
47 weeks ago

Stratford

"Face down, arse up

You're being rude again! "

Stop spoiling my fun

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West

"Face down, arse up

You're being rude again!

Stop spoiling my fun

*Resumes position*

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together

Perfect combination, with a soft breaded cod fillet

Ooh talk dirty to me

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together

Cheese slices belong everywhere

With onion and bread, yes. Fish....no!

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By *ldbutrandyMan
47 weeks ago

West Midlands

The kitchen is no place for women .

Men make much better cooks/chefs.

I myself make a lovely cheese toasty.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
47 weeks ago

Stratford

"Face down, arse up

You're being rude again!

Stop spoiling my fun

*Resumes position*

There’s a good girl

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By *heGateKeeperMan
47 weeks ago

Stratford

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together

Perfect combination, with a soft breaded cod fillet

Ooh talk dirty to me

A bit worked up myself tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together

Perfect combination, with a soft breaded cod fillet

Ooh talk dirty to me

A bit worked up myself tbh

Your kitchen or mine?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
47 weeks ago

Stratford

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together

Perfect combination, with a soft breaded cod fillet

Ooh talk dirty to me

A bit worked up myself tbh

Your kitchen or mine?

I’ll bring the brioche buns

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together

Perfect combination, with a soft breaded cod fillet

Ooh talk dirty to me

A bit worked up myself tbh

Your kitchen or mine?

I’ll bring the brioche buns

Oh I am down for this

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