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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Laid on her back, with my face between her legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen "

Bwahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen "

This is also acceptable, along with shopping or the hairdressers.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha "

Hurry up with that sandwich please

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants "

I feel targeted!

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!"

It's only because I can't resist you

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please "

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer "

Is that a euphemism?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you "

Is multitasking permitted?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Is that a euphemism? "
It’s definitely a euphemism. Even if it’s not.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you

Is multitasking permitted? "

It's preferred

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you

Is multitasking permitted?

It's preferred "

Do I bring Mr, or Steve? Or both? Hmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why, what have you lost?

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you

Is multitasking permitted?

It's preferred

Do I bring Mr, or Steve? Or both? Hmmmmmmm"

Surprise me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Is that a euphemism?

"

Nope

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you

Is multitasking permitted?

It's preferred

Do I bring Mr, or Steve? Or both? Hmmmmmmm

Surprise me "

I have room in my car for everyone!

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you

Is multitasking permitted?

It's preferred

Do I bring Mr, or Steve? Or both? Hmmmmmmm

Surprise me

I have room in my car for everyone!"

Orgy, baby!

(imagine me posting a link to the Greek lexicon so you can learn the etymology of orgy, except I can't because of forum rules)

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you

Is multitasking permitted? "

*cums again*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is face down on my bed, between my legs.

She can be on her knees for you blokes later, if she wants

I feel targeted!

It's only because I can't resist you

Is multitasking permitted?

It's preferred

Do I bring Mr, or Steve? Or both? Hmmmmmmm

Surprise me

I have room in my car for everyone!

Orgy, baby!

(imagine me posting a link to the Greek lexicon so you can learn the etymology of orgy, except I can't because of forum rules)"

*Puts glasses on to read Swing's Greek*

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No don’t talk silly.

A women’s place is in the kitchen, doing as she’s fucking told.

The mr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"No don’t talk silly.

A women’s place is in the kitchen, doing as she’s fucking told.

The mr "

Doing as she's fucking? See, multitasking! It's a woman's lot.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"No don’t talk silly.

A women’s place is in the kitchen, doing as she’s fucking told.

The mr

Doing as she's fucking? See, multitasking! It's a woman's lot. "

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Nope. Not making jokes on this one.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Nope. Not making jokes on this one."

*Passes Allen key* The IKEA furniture to build is *that* way!

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Standing over her sub, riding crop in hand, while they Worship the ground on which she stands.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Sounds good to me

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Nope. Not making jokes on this one.

*Passes Allen key* The IKEA furniture to build is *that* way!"

I have a Scandinavian woman to do that for me

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer "

Ketchup or salad cream?

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream? "

Oh god that's no a euphemism too, is it?

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Sounds good to me "
xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream? "

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!"

On fish fingers?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Face down, arse up

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!"

How it’s done properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly "

See, he knows

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Face down, arse up "

That's the way we like to....

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows "

Cheese and fish don't belong together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends with which woman..

With the one I have in my mind. Ideally with her legs over my shoulders and my dick inside her

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Face down, arse up "

You're being rude again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together "

Cheese slices belong everywhere

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together "

Perfect combination, with a soft breaded cod fillet

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Face down, arse up

You're being rude again! "

Stop spoiling my fun

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Face down, arse up

You're being rude again!

Stop spoiling my fun "

*Resumes position*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together

Perfect combination, with a soft breaded cod fillet "

Ooh talk dirty to me

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together

Cheese slices belong everywhere "

With onion and bread, yes. Fish....no!

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

The kitchen is no place for women .

Men make much better cooks/chefs.

I myself make a lovely cheese toasty.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Face down, arse up

You're being rude again!

Stop spoiling my fun

*Resumes position* "

There’s a good girl

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together

Perfect combination, with a soft breaded cod fillet

Ooh talk dirty to me "

A bit worked up myself tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together

Perfect combination, with a soft breaded cod fillet

Ooh talk dirty to me

A bit worked up myself tbh "

Your kitchen or mine?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together

Perfect combination, with a soft breaded cod fillet

Ooh talk dirty to me

A bit worked up myself tbh

Your kitchen or mine? "

I’ll bring the brioche buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollocks I’m in the kitchen

Bwahaha

Hurry up with that sandwich please

I’m actually making a fishfinger sandwich in the air fryer

Ketchup or salad cream?

Neither. Tartare sauce and a dairylea cheese slice!

How it’s done properly

See, he knows

Cheese and fish don't belong together

Perfect combination, with a soft breaded cod fillet

Ooh talk dirty to me

A bit worked up myself tbh

Your kitchen or mine?

I’ll bring the brioche buns "

Oh I am down for this

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