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"Yep, the Lounge is so quiet I'm cleaning the oven.
J"Please can you clean ours too? Please and thank you | |||
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping "Wrapping is much more fun when you're made to wear a remote control vibrator linked to sound level. Who knew wrapping paper was so noisy!
Also I can send you a photo of our rope play from last night?
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"I can't believe no one jumped on my "helmet cheese" thread tbh. It had been maturing since mid-November..." Ba-dum tish 
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping
Wrapping is much more fun when you're made to wear a remote control vibrator linked to sound level. Who knew wrapping paper was so noisy!
Also I can send you a photo of our rope play from last night?
Jx"Oh. I don't really like vibrators. Especially when I'm alone. I suppose sitting on a tentacle could help though. And all of the yes please | |||
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"Yep, the Lounge is so quiet I'm cleaning the oven.
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Please can you clean ours too? Please and thank you "On my way. I cheat with strong chemicals, hope that's ok! J | |||
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping
Wrapping is much more fun when you're made to wear a remote control vibrator linked to sound level. Who knew wrapping paper was so noisy!
Also I can send you a photo of our rope play from last night?
Jx
Oh. I don't really like vibrators. Especially when I'm alone. I suppose sitting on a tentacle could help though.
And all of the yes please "It's the lovense lush so it's worn inside. It's like a low rumble rather than a full on buzz. I love it. 
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"Yep, the Lounge is so quiet I'm cleaning the oven.
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Please can you clean ours too? Please and thank you
On my way. I cheat with strong chemicals, hope that's ok!
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"Sorry fluffy fuckers, been sleeping  "You deserve a nap after your late night finish the other day! Hoping things liven up or I'm going to have to do the bathroom! 
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"How's the oven looking? Is it clean? You know, this is the sort of Christmas Eve Eve thread I can be invested in, thank you for keeping it real. " It's sparkling Meli. And now I have a celebratory Baileys
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"Sorry fluffy fuckers, been sleeping
You deserve a nap after your late night finish the other day!
Hoping things liven up or I'm going to have to do the bathroom!
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"Cleaning the oven *before* roasting a whole Christmas dinner in it..???" Eating Christmas dinner elsewhere. 
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"I've just bought, Bailey's, wine, rum and tiramisu. Now I'm going to wrap presents whilst watching Die Hard. " Perfect! I'm on a mission to find out how much Baileys you can drink before it gets sickly. For research. It's more than 2 big glasses. J | |||
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"Cleaning the oven *before* roasting a whole Christmas dinner in it..??? Eating Christmas dinner elsewhere.
J"Smart. Me too. I just couldn't bear to think of all that work being in vain! | |||
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"Keep the noise down please I'm hoping the Mr will build my new bookshelves, no distractions please. Mrs " Bookshelves I hope Mr has done it! | |||
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"I’ve just cleaned the entire house. I’m knackered now. Send help. (And by help I mean slow massages and soft-lipped blowjobs, please and thank you.)" Someone help RTG out please. I've had too much Baileys to drive. | |||
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"I’m cleaning the bathroom whilst procrastinating on here "Multi-tasking. I'd expect nothing less from such a smart cookie!  | |||
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"I'm sitting with a spiced apple cider - I'm so exciting "That sounds delicious! Mulled cider is lovely too and so easy 
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"We need to finish cleaning the bathroom AND hoover everywhere later " I never did get round to the bathroom. I blame the Baileys.
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"Yep, the Lounge is so quiet I'm cleaning the oven.
J"Love getting time to clean the oven properly. To be fair I like time to clean all the house. | |||
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"I got one of those van people to do it couple of weeks back . They did a brilliant job.looks brand new "Are they free now? | |||
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"I got one of those van people to do it couple of weeks back . They did a brilliant job.looks brand new
Are they free now?"Not in my case. But someone night do it for you for free | |||
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"Yep, the Lounge is so quiet I'm cleaning the oven.
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Love getting time to clean the oven properly. To be fair I like time to clean all the house. "I dislike the doing intensely. I like it once it's done though. | |||
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping "Ahhh bollocks, that's reminded me that I need to do my wrapping  | |||
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"I got one of those van people to do it couple of weeks back . They did a brilliant job.looks brand new "Therein lies the rub. Dislike doing it myself. Too tight to pay someone else.
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"I got one of those van people to do it couple of weeks back . They did a brilliant job.looks brand new
Therein lies the rub. Dislike doing it myself. Too tight to pay someone else.
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"Yep, the Lounge is so quiet I'm cleaning the oven.
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Please can you clean ours too? Please and thank you "It IS Christmas | |||
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping
Wrapping is much more fun when you're made to wear a remote control vibrator linked to sound level. Who knew wrapping paper was so noisy!
Also I can send you a photo of our rope play from last night?
Jx" | |||
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"I got one of those van people to do it couple of weeks back . They did a brilliant job.looks brand new
Therein lies the rub. Dislike doing it myself. Too tight to pay someone else.
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping
Wrapping is much more fun when you're made to wear a remote control vibrator linked to sound level. Who knew wrapping paper was so noisy!
Also I can send you a photo of our rope play from last night?
Jx
"You have couples blocked but there's a cropped front view on our profile
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"I got one of those van people to do it couple of weeks back . They did a brilliant job.looks brand new
Therein lies the rub. Dislike doing it myself. Too tight to pay someone else.
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"I'm sitting with a spiced apple cider - I'm so exciting
That sounds delicious! Mulled cider is lovely too and so easy
J"I usually doo mulled cider but I was too lazy today | |||
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"I don't approve of this thread" Which bit? J | |||
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"I don't approve of this thread Which bit? J" All of it | |||
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"I don't approve of this thread Which bit? J All of it"
I might put that on our profile.
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"I don't approve of this thread Which bit? J All of it
I might put that on our profile.
J"That I don't approve of your thread? | |||
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"I don't approve of this thread Which bit? J All of it
I might put that on our profile.
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That I don't approve of your thread? "Yep. I'm quite proud that you disapprove so much you felt the need to say so. It's not even an exciting thread.
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping
Ahhh bollocks, that's reminded me that I need to do my wrapping "Guess who has done 90% of the wrapping already 
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping
Ahhh bollocks, that's reminded me that I need to do my wrapping
Guess who has done 90% of the wrapping already
MrsAbz "Finished ours yesterday. Now for Die Hard, Quality Street and...MOAR BAILEYS!
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping
Wrapping is much more fun when you're made to wear a remote control vibrator linked to sound level. Who knew wrapping paper was so noisy!
Also I can send you a photo of our rope play from last night?
Jx
You have couples blocked but there's a cropped front view on our profile
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"I've just bought, Bailey's, wine, rum and tiramisu. Now I'm going to wrap presents whilst watching Die Hard. " But how will you be surprised when you open them on Christmas day? | |||
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"Please make it exciting so I don't have to give in and go do my wrapping
Ahhh bollocks, that's reminded me that I need to do my wrapping
Guess who has done 90% of the wrapping already
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