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Hey Fu@*king Santa Claus Wheres my Fu@*king Bike?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What has been your most unwanted, unpopular and useless Christmas present given to you ever?

Mine...a willy warmer made by my x wifes grandmother....2" long and just about big enough to get your thumb into!...I think she was taking the piss and did not like me that much!

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

mine was a ball of string and some scissors from my aunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mine was a ball of string and some scissors from my aunt "

I'll swap you those for my willy warmer. Never been worn (no surprises there), if you loose the thumb bit of a glove, you can use it that way to keep your thumb warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PJ's I've never worn them in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quid shop perfume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, as my f''''k bikes safely in the garage, i once got a pair of black fluffy mule type slippers of my gran totally useless really as they were 3 sizes too small!! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What has been your most unwanted, unpopular and useless Christmas present given to you ever?

Mine...a willy warmer made by my x wifes grandmother....2" long and just about big enough to get your thumb into!...I think she was taking the piss and did not like me that much! "

Hey..that would fit me, no probs....can I register as disabled..lol

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

a corkscrew and can opener set given by a pub landlord

they fell apart trying to open the first bottle of wine and tin of beer

must have been made in china and sold wholesale for about 20p per set

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last Christmas I had a Pink Floyd CD "Dark Side Of The Moon" off my brother, should have been called "From the bottom of things I don't want myself box", the case was scratched and cracked and so was the CD to the point that it did not play properly. He said it was new...My Arse!!!! "Tight Bastard".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What has been your most unwanted, unpopular and useless Christmas present given to you ever?

Mine...a willy warmer made by my x wifes grandmother....2" long and just about big enough to get your thumb into!...I think she was taking the piss and did not like me that much! "
my ex wife

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

mine was a bag of nails (from the X wife)

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