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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

… off all the right people

I consider it a success.

And still taking applications for an additional nemesis. Any takers?

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

No. I prefer to get on with folks

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"… off all the right people

I consider it a success.

And still taking applications for an additional nemesis. Any takers?

"

I like this attitude op

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Now on my day off. I already in the mood of piss off op

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"No. I prefer to get on with folks "

I cannot get on with folks who piss me off period.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Now on my day off. I already in the mood of piss off op"

Shall we duel?

I’m American. We can use banjos if you like

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By *ealitybitesMan
47 weeks ago

Belfast

In general I don't make a habit of it but on here it gives me great pleasure knowing how annoyed some people get that I am still here despite their best efforts and their "influence".

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By *ornycougaWoman
47 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I generally prefer to get along with folks but when needed I can be a first rate Strategic Pissed-Offer

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’m yet to meet my match if you want to try. I think I’m too laid back to have a real nemesis though.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"… off all the right people

I consider it a success.

And still taking applications for an additional nemesis. Any takers?

"

I don't stoop to their nonsense, just rise above it and move on, hate begats hate, love begats love. The other week a guy wanted to fight me as I told him there was a queue for the taxis. Then he wanted a fight. I walked home and didn't let him bother me. I got home before he did I'll bet.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"In general I don't make a habit of it but on here it gives me great pleasure knowing how annoyed some people get that I am still here despite their best efforts and their "influence"."

It’s like a weird little dopamine fix

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I’m yet to meet my match if you want to try. I think I’m too laid back to have a real nemesis though."

Improbable weapon of choice?

I’ve offered banjos already for a duel

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Oh i am so looking forward to pissing ppl off in the new year.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I’m yet to meet my match if you want to try. I think I’m too laid back to have a real nemesis though.

Improbable weapon of choice?

I’ve offered banjos already for a duel "

A cactus.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Can we be like Wonderboy and Nastyman in the Tenacious D song? Start off as archrivals and nemeses but then join forces!

How 'bout the power of flight? That do anything for ya?

J

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
47 weeks ago

stanley

OP I like your DGAF approach to the forums, sometimes think some folk don’t quite get your dark sense of humour though.

Keep up the good work

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’m yet to meet my match if you want to try. I think I’m too laid back to have a real nemesis though.

Improbable weapon of choice?

I’ve offered banjos already for a duel "

There's nothing wrong with the traditional tgirl staple of handbags at dawn.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Can we be like Wonderboy and Nastyman in the Tenacious D song? Start off as archrivals and nemeses but then join forces!

How 'bout the power of flight? That do anything for ya?

J"

To infinity, and yer mum!

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By *JandCMCouple
47 weeks ago

cardiff

In my job I do get a lot of opportunities to piss people off n a few occasions it has led to violence n have to say I love my job.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I’m yet to meet my match if you want to try. I think I’m too laid back to have a real nemesis though.

Improbable weapon of choice?

I’ve offered banjos already for a duel

A cactus."

Ooh! A worthy adversary!

I’m getting kinda turned on, you know.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"In my job I do get a lot of opportunities to piss people off n a few occasions it has led to violence n have to say I love my job."

Clergy?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I generally prefer to get along with folks but when needed I can be a first rate Strategic Pissed-Offer "

Cage fight?

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By *naswingdressWoman
47 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I like the cut of your jib

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Oh i am so looking forward to pissing ppl off in the new year. "

Me too.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Can we be like Wonderboy and Nastyman in the Tenacious D song? Start off as archrivals and nemeses but then join forces!

How 'bout the power of flight? That do anything for ya?

J"

Don’t stop… I’m SO close

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"OP I like your DGAF approach to the forums, sometimes think some folk don’t quite get your dark sense of humour though.

Keep up the good work "

Welcome to my hotlist x

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

God i need a piss

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I’m yet to meet my match if you want to try. I think I’m too laid back to have a real nemesis though.

Improbable weapon of choice?

I’ve offered banjos already for a duel

There's nothing wrong with the traditional tgirl staple of handbags at dawn. "

And strippers. I’ve got a story I can’t tell here…

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I like the cut of your jib "

Back at you x

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I’m yet to meet my match if you want to try. I think I’m too laid back to have a real nemesis though.

Improbable weapon of choice?

I’ve offered banjos already for a duel

A cactus.

Ooh! A worthy adversary!

I’m getting kinda turned on, you know. "

I wasn’t planning on using it as a dildo but whatever floats your boat

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I’m yet to meet my match if you want to try. I think I’m too laid back to have a real nemesis though.

Improbable weapon of choice?

I’ve offered banjos already for a duel

A cactus.

Ooh! A worthy adversary!

I’m getting kinda turned on, you know.

I wasn’t planning on using it as a dildo but whatever floats your boat "

You know what they say about the best laid plans…

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"… off all the right people

I consider it a success.

And still taking applications for an additional nemesis. Any takers?

"

Bite us!

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"… off all the right people

I consider it a success.

And still taking applications for an additional nemesis. Any takers?

Bite us!"

You have no idea what you’re asking for

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I’m yet to meet my match if you want to try. I think I’m too laid back to have a real nemesis though.

Improbable weapon of choice?

I’ve offered banjos already for a duel

A cactus.

Ooh! A worthy adversary!

I’m getting kinda turned on, you know.

I wasn’t planning on using it as a dildo but whatever floats your boat

You know what they say about the best laid plans… "

A cactus dildo VS a banjo. I really want to know how this plays out.

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By *ornycougaWoman
47 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"I generally prefer to get along with folks but when needed I can be a first rate Strategic Pissed-Offer

Cage fight? "

Just name the place

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By *eyond PurityCouple
47 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

We don’t get involved in drama - a few people have tried to get us sucked in but we are here for meeting likeminded people, not get involved with drama llamas.

K

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Now on my day off. I already in the mood of piss off op

Shall we duel?

I’m American. We can use banjos if you like "

Just listening to duelling banjos if you like. I am off out to piss a few people off mind..

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I generally prefer to get along with folks but when needed I can be a first rate Strategic Pissed-Offer

Cage fight?

Just name the place "

Wherever you lay your hat.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"We don’t get involved in drama - a few people have tried to get us sucked in but we are here for meeting likeminded people, not get involved with drama llamas.

K"

Then definitely stay away from the drama llama farmers...

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Now on my day off. I already in the mood of piss off op

Shall we duel?

I’m American. We can use banjos if you like

Just listening to duelling banjos if you like. I am off out to piss a few people off mind.. "

It’s catchy as hell - I love it actually

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"… off all the right people

I consider it a success.

And still taking applications for an additional nemesis. Any takers?

"

People are pissing me off and I'm pissing myself off.

Give me a big fucking slap.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I like your style. But too much of a wuss to be a nemesis! I do like knowing I've pissed off people that piss me off though.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
47 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"In general I don't make a habit of it but on here it gives me great pleasure knowing how annoyed some people get that I am still here despite their best efforts and their "influence"."

PMSL and know where you're coming from. The Borg do get pissed off with it.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
47 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'll be this Nemesis. He's cool. Shoots fire from his throat and looks bizarrely sexy.

Gotta be honest though - you won't last more than 18 of your Earth seconds.

Good way to go though .

https://youtu.be/izc7UI9UwzY?si=MSYL_mle0kZCkImb

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
47 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'll be this Nemesis. He's cool. Shoots fire from his throat and looks bizarrely sexy.

Gotta be honest though - you won't last more than 18 of your Earth seconds.

Good way to go though .

https://youtu.be/izc7UI9UwzY?si=MSYL_mle0kZCkImb"

Fixed it:

https://youtu.be/2h0Jvc2nGJ8?si=QvIvavvDcNHsuZwf

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"I'll be this Nemesis. He's cool. Shoots fire from his throat and looks bizarrely sexy.

Gotta be honest though - you won't last more than 18 of your Earth seconds.

Good way to go though .

https://youtu.be/izc7UI9UwzY?si=MSYL_mle0kZCkImb

Fixed it:

https://youtu.be/2h0Jvc2nGJ8?si=QvIvavvDcNHsuZwf"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
47 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'll be this Nemesis. He's cool. Shoots fire from his throat and looks bizarrely sexy.

Gotta be honest though - you won't last more than 18 of your Earth seconds.

Good way to go though .

https://youtu.be/izc7UI9UwzY?si=MSYL_mle0kZCkImb

Fixed it:

https://youtu.be/2h0Jvc2nGJ8?si=QvIvavvDcNHsuZwf

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI

"

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I feel like I've failed if they haven't blocked me.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
47 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I feel like I've failed if they haven't blocked me. "

Awww don't be like that.

I'm sure you've failed in lots of other ways too .

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"… off all the right people

I consider it a success.

And still taking applications for an additional nemesis. Any takers?

"

***

You couldn't piss me off, even if you would want to.

Feel free to take a swing, if you dare.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I feel like I've failed if they haven't blocked me.

Awww don't be like that.

I'm sure you've failed in lots of other ways too ."

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
47 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"… off all the right people

I consider it a success.

And still taking applications for an additional nemesis. Any takers?

"

I like this, a lot. Keep it up

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
47 weeks ago

Leeds

Pissing people off is easy. You just need to be honest. Nobody likes that these days.

The mr

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I feel like I've failed if they haven't blocked me. "

You were blocked. You get round that by making new accounts.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"Pissing people off is easy. You just need to be honest. Nobody likes that these days.

The mr "

***

I take an honest building critic (not nasty) any day.

I don't like fake people.

There's a fine line between fake and polite.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Any nemesis of mind has to be a worthy adversary.

This: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodOfEvil

And not this: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StupidEvil

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

“Somehow, the villain's physical body is made up of a tangible form of Evil. If you cut them, they will "bleed" Evil, and severed limbs or cuts to the torso won't reveal skin, muscle, bone and organs but a uniform dark material. These villains are, unsurprisingly, not human; or at least, not anymore. They may be an Anthropomorphic Personification of Evil, a God of Evil that is made up of their portfolio rather than an organic/'divine' being in control of it, or be Energy Beings made of The Dark Side. Normal humans can become Made Of Evil if they spend years being really evil and get dosed with Phlebotinum. An everyday good person may have the darkness in their heart forcibly ejected to make The Heartless…”

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadeOfEvil

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Pissing people off is easy. You just need to be honest. Nobody likes that these days.

The mr

***

I take an honest building critic (not nasty) any day.

I don't like fake people.

There's a fine line between fake and polite."

We can’t have the same haircut and be nemeses anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"I feel like I've failed if they haven't blocked me.

You were blocked. You get round that by making new accounts."

Big ooff

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By *rHotNottsMan
47 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I seem to be really good at it on here without even trying

But no - no pleasure l, I don’t need to make others down to feel good about myself. Sometimes you just have to say what others are thinking but too scared to say

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"Pissing people off is easy. You just need to be honest. Nobody likes that these days.

The mr

***

I take an honest building critic (not nasty) any day.

I don't like fake people.

There's a fine line between fake and polite.

We can’t have the same haircut and be nemeses anyway "

***

Fair enough.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
46 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Any nemesis of mind has to be a worthy adversary.

This: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodOfEvil

And not this: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StupidEvil"

I hate that you can’t fix typos after the allotted time expires.

Nemesis of MINE.

(Fuck yeah I’m possessive. Very very wrong for this site. I know. I’m terribly sorry. But I’ve got a wrong to right…)

Anyway, yeah. Made of Evil - but ffs not Stupid Evil.

I’m definitively aware of what I want to happen.

So now I’m cumming for you, sweet pea. Count on it x

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I’m in

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By *mf123Man
46 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I dont care enough really

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