FabSwingers.com forum: I’m so vain

By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

I probably think this thread is about me…

Anyone else? Do you ever take these forum follies personally?

(Spoiler - I’m joking. I am not that important and I’m good with that.)

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Unless it specifically mentions a fat dickhead from Stoke, then probably not

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I’m too important to comment…

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By *affeine DuskMan
47 weeks ago

Caerphilly

"Unless it specifically mentions a fat dickhead from Stoke, then probably not

I had some fat dick head from Stoke once.

...not bad, would recommend.

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Nah. This just a bit of fun

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Unless it specifically mentions a fat dickhead from Stoke, then probably not

I almost got punched by a fat dickhead from Stoke. A different fat dickhead from Stoke but a fat dickhead from Stoke nonetheless.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Nah. I can just log off and try to be funny in real life instead of on the internet.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
47 weeks ago

stanley

Nah I’m irrelevant, folk would have to be mega desperate to do a post about me

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By *ealitybitesMan
47 weeks ago

Belfast

I'm not vain but I've done a lot of things in vain.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Unless it specifically mentions a fat dickhead from Stoke, then probably not

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"I’m too important to comment…"

Must we keep our eyes averted too?

Apparently Mariah Carey is not to be looked in the eye by peons working in recording studios. We had this drilled into us in NY when I worked in one. It was a sackable offence.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Unless it specifically mentions a fat dickhead from Stoke, then probably not

I had some fat dick head from Stoke once.

...not bad, would recommend.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

I had me several years ago, when I was still quite naive.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

No I’ve never had a thread about me other than the ones that mention me by name.

Comments however…

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I'm so vain, I just wish they were all about me

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I had me several years ago, when I was still quite naive."

Didn't I hear that you had some dreams but they were clouds in your coffee?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"I had me several years ago, when I was still quite naive.

Didn't I hear that you had some dreams but they were clouds in your coffee?

Busted

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I don't take any of this personally, unless it's clearly something unpleasant aimed at me, or people I like.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I had me several years ago, when I was still quite naive.

Didn't I hear that you had some dreams but they were clouds in your coffee?

Busted

Sigh.

So predictable.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"I had me several years ago, when I was still quite naive.

Didn't I hear that you had some dreams but they were clouds in your coffee?

Busted

Sigh.

So predictable.

That’s me! Utterly predictable and always mundane.

Vain and mundane.

No wonder I have so much trouble finding enemies with benefits

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"I don't take any of this personally, unless it's clearly something unpleasant aimed at me, or people I like.

Btw I love your hair x

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

I'm aloof

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Sorry did you say something? I was too busy admiring my apricot scarf in the mirror as I went by.

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By *naswingdressWoman
47 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

goddamn earworm

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I don't take any of this personally, unless it's clearly something unpleasant aimed at me, or people I like.

Btw I love your hair x"

Oh, thank you.

I love yours.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Sorry did you say something? I was too busy admiring my apricot scarf in the mirror as I went by.

Did you watch yourself gavotte?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"I don't take any of this personally, unless it's clearly something unpleasant aimed at me, or people I like.

Btw I love your hair x

Oh, thank you.

I love yours.

Why thank you

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"goddamn earworm"

*cackles*

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