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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago

What compelling things have you done 2023 sex wise?

Broke another record.. No sex

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
47 weeks ago

little house on the praire

No sex for me

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By *affron40Woman
47 weeks ago

manchester

No sex

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West

Errrrrrrr. Tried wax play for the first time?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

No sex

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.

It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
47 weeks ago

Next Door

Had some fantastic meets in a few different places with some lovely people

My halo slips occasionally

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich

Tried the hardest in years, but still no sex.

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.

It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done. "

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Did you lick your fingers or sucked yourself?

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands


"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.

It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done. "

Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli?

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By *ix69Man
47 weeks ago

Nottingham

Absolutely nothing, was cheated on and as the months progressed I came to realise that I’d been lied to way more than I thought I knew (which is why I ended up back on here again)

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.

It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done.

Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli?"

I think it was the way one can say the word. Put on an Italian accent and kinda sing it as you say it. It suddenly becomes joyous and happy sounding.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
47 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Found some people/time to evolve my wax and body painting techniques with

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands


"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.

It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done.

Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli?

I think it was the way one can say the word. Put on an Italian accent and kinda sing it as you say it. It suddenly becomes joyous and happy sounding. "

You're not wrong John

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By *elvet RopeMan
47 weeks ago

by the big field

Not a fat fucking lot, thanks to work- but have been contacted by an old friend who is in need of some kinkyfuckery next year, so ask me again in 12 months

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.

It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done.

Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli?

I think it was the way one can say the word. Put on an Italian accent and kinda sing it as you say it. It suddenly becomes joyous and happy sounding.

You're not wrong John "

I'm not sure being joyous or happy sounding are the prime targets of what you want from lube? I could always, be mistaken there though

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Discovered a handful of new kinks including anal fisting. Me giving it to others.

There’s a joke in there somewhere.

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"Discovered a handful of new kinks including anal fisting. Me giving it to others.

There’s a joke in there somewhere. "

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That's sound halfway the real Belladonna.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Discovered a handful of new kinks including anal fisting. Me giving it to others.

There’s a joke in there somewhere.

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That's sound halfway the real Belladonna."

Depends who the real Belladonna is. My lips are totally fake and a product of injectables so surely can’t be me you’re on about. Now, which lips is the mystery.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.

It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done.

Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli?

I think it was the way one can say the word. Put on an Italian accent and kinda sing it as you say it. It suddenly becomes joyous and happy sounding.

You're not wrong John

I'm not sure being joyous or happy sounding are the prime targets of what you want from lube? I could always, be mistaken there though

MrsAbz "

It was just a case of needs must, and it was what came to hand.

I’m thinking a a rebrand.

Piccawilly. The condoment for the discerning wanker.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.

It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done.

Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli?

I think it was the way one can say the word. Put on an Italian accent and kinda sing it as you say it. It suddenly becomes joyous and happy sounding.

You're not wrong John

I'm not sure being joyous or happy sounding are the prime targets of what you want from lube? I could always, be mistaken there though

MrsAbz

It was just a case of needs must, and it was what came to hand.

I’m thinking a a rebrand.

Piccawilly. The condoment for the discerning wanker. "

I am now forever going to pronounce it Piccawilly even in public.

It'll catch on Im sure

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.

It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done.

Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli?

I think it was the way one can say the word. Put on an Italian accent and kinda sing it as you say it. It suddenly becomes joyous and happy sounding.

You're not wrong John

I'm not sure being joyous or happy sounding are the prime targets of what you want from lube? I could always, be mistaken there though

MrsAbz

It was just a case of needs must, and it was what came to hand.

I’m thinking a a rebrand.

Piccawilly. The condoment for the discerning wanker.

I am now forever going to pronounce it Piccawilly even in public.

It'll catch on Im sure

MrsAbz "

I’m taking it to dragons den

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I tested piccalilli out as a makeshift lube.

It works, is surprisingly tasty, and gives my cock a lovely yellowish hue to it when I’m done.

Out of all the condiments, what made you choose Piccalilli?

I think it was the way one can say the word. Put on an Italian accent and kinda sing it as you say it. It suddenly becomes joyous and happy sounding.

You're not wrong John

I'm not sure being joyous or happy sounding are the prime targets of what you want from lube? I could always, be mistaken there though

MrsAbz

It was just a case of needs must, and it was what came to hand.

I’m thinking a a rebrand.

Piccawilly. The condoment for the discerning wanker.

I am now forever going to pronounce it Piccawilly even in public.

It'll catch on Im sure

MrsAbz

I’m taking it to dragons den"

Can I come with you? Maybe grab some others. Make a cheerleading squad to pump you up? Make sure you really grab their attention?

MrsAbz

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"Discovered a handful of new kinks including anal fisting. Me giving it to others.

There’s a joke in there somewhere.

***

That's sound halfway the real Belladonna.

Depends who the real Belladonna is. My lips are totally fake and a product of injectables so surely can’t be me you’re on about. Now, which lips is the mystery. "

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I guess it will remain a mystery.

Unless we bump into each other on your way to vision Express, because you lost your contact lenses.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Discovered a handful of new kinks including anal fisting. Me giving it to others.

There’s a joke in there somewhere.

***

That's sound halfway the real Belladonna.

Depends who the real Belladonna is. My lips are totally fake and a product of injectables so surely can’t be me you’re on about. Now, which lips is the mystery.

***

I guess it will remain a mystery.

Unless we bump into each other on your way to vision Express, because you lost your contact lenses.

"

Shame I’m rubbish at insertion of contact lenses. Had to give them up.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
47 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"What compelling things have you done 2023 sex wise?"

They’re not things. They’re people.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Met a few smoking hot red haired lads. Made an interesting FB and have had some fun times getting down at his shop while he's at work. Went to Pandora in Leeds - great club, even better as Hanky panky was DJing. Spent most of the year trying to stop feeling depressed turning into depression and dealing with grief which messed majorly with my mojo.

Next year us definitely going to be a bucket load better.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

No sex, no physical contact with any male.

Yay.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
47 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"No sex, no physical contact with any male. Yay."

Wait, so … females?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"No sex, no physical contact with any male. Yay.

Wait, so … females? "

I've got closer to them than any man.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Most unique. I fulfilled a fantasy for someone. Good fun, good memories.

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