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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards

Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.

Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else .

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By *avexxMan
49 weeks ago

cheshire

i just cant say that word..

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Travelling

Yes. It's your name!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I think you are sweet - like a mountain goat looking for its next cliff to scale

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I think you are sweet - like a mountain goat looking for its next cliff to scale "

So...I'm a smelly cunt then?

;-) x

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By *eordieJeansCouple
49 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I only use the word cunt for people I like.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I only use the word cunt for people I like."

Oh that was good

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By *ldbutrandyMan
49 weeks ago

West Midlands

Funny how it's used as an insult. Seeing as most guys spend a good chunk of their lives wanting it.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Funny, you don't look like the Chancellor of the Exchequer...

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards

You're (almost) all being way too nice here ya know .

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands

Yes, you are a cunt. A loveable cunt nonetheless but those panthers look ridiculous

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Yes, you are a cunt. A loveable cunt nonetheless but those panthers look ridiculous "

My poor panthers!!!

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By *hrek101Man
49 weeks ago

Herts

Your Cunt...Mr Cunt

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By *irtydevil666Man
49 weeks ago

bristol

The names Cunt....Mr Cunt

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By *r_PinkMan
49 weeks ago

london stratford

are you Boris Johnston?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.

Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else ."

Well yes, because that's your name! You are in the family Cunt

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards

Now I'm feeling it...Cunt Love...thank you all

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
49 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

You're not a proper cunt...if you was you'd be living in Bexhill..

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
49 weeks ago

Leeds

Well you seem to think you are it's in your name however I don't hold you with that high a regard.

Mrs

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"You're not a proper cunt...if you was you'd be living in Bexhill.. "

Lol...I'm actually in Bexhill this week dog-sitting for a globetrotting family member.

Can I be an honorary proper cunt this week now please? xx

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By *obilebottomMan
49 weeks ago

All over

I am sorry but I cunt.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I am sorry bumbums I cunt. "

Fixed it xxxx

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By *obilebottomMan
49 weeks ago

All over


"I am sorry bumbums I cunt.

Fixed it xxxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I hope you get an itch that cannot be sated

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By *ruceyyMan
49 weeks ago

London

You're a very naughty boy!

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards

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By *ic Sunt DraconesMan
49 weeks ago

Carlisle

Well you are what you eat!!

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Well you are what you eat!!"

Well thank you . I think that would make me Mr Bogey Toejam though .

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
49 weeks ago

Southampton


"Funny, you don't look like the Chancellor of the Exchequer...

"

Or former health secretary Jeremy

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Funny, you don't look like the Chancellor of the Exchequer...

Or former health secretary Jeremy "

They are one and the same cunt.

But surely, I am the ur-Cunt? xx

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
49 weeks ago

Southampton


"Funny, you don't look like the Chancellor of the Exchequer...

Or former health secretary Jeremy

They are one and the same cunt.

But surely, I am the ur-Cunt? xx"

Oh I forgot he's now chancellor lol

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Funny, you don't look like the Chancellor of the Exchequer...

Or former health secretary Jeremy

They are one and the same cunt.

But surely, I am the ur-Cunt? xx

Oh I forgot he's now chancellor lol"

You're allowed to. Custard Queen prerogative

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Probably

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
49 weeks ago

Southampton


"Funny, you don't look like the Chancellor of the Exchequer...

Or former health secretary Jeremy

They are one and the same cunt.

But surely, I am the ur-Cunt? xx

Oh I forgot he's now chancellor lol

You're allowed to. Custard Queen prerogative "

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich

You are Mr.Big Cunt (6'1").

I'm short(5'7"),like blues (and Little Richard), so I am Little Cunt.

Might change my username, when I'm allowed again.

FunnyLittleCunt?

Based on looks, not humor.

(Hunt you down, if you steal it)

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By *ornucopiaMan
49 weeks ago

Bexley

Whilst not wishing to accidentally denigrate the musicians with a similar name, I rather like using the description a 'Berkeley James Hunt'.

It gives nodding acknowledgement to the derivation of 'Berk' via rhyming slang.

The James Hunt reference is to fast drivers. Cf 'Who do you thing you are? Stirling effing Moss?'

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"You are Mr.Big Cunt (6'1").

I'm short(5'7"),like blues (and Little Richard), so I am Little Cunt.

Might change my username, when I'm allowed again.

FunnyLittleCunt?

Based on looks, not humor.

(Hunt you down, if you steal it)

"

FunnyLittleDickyCunt??

Promise I won't steal any of them, but if I did - you could have a Big Cunt Hunt

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By *mf123Man
49 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Nope you dont give me the urge to go balls or elbow deep so cant be

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
49 weeks ago

west london

Mike hunt

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
49 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Well you look a little grumpy/mean in your profile pic but thats about as mean as I can be to someone I don't know

MrsAbz

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards

I never thought it could be this difficult to be called a cunt x

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich


"You are Mr.Big Cunt (6'1").

I'm short(5'7"),like blues (and Little Richard), so I am Little Cunt.

Might change my username, when I'm allowed again.

FunnyLittleCunt?

Based on looks, not humor.

(Hunt you down, if you steal it)

FunnyLittleDickyCunt??

Promise I won't steal any of them, but if I did - you could have a Big Cunt Hunt "

***

Everyone called Little Dick at some point under 8" here, so...

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"You are Mr.Big Cunt (6'1").

I'm short(5'7"),like blues (and Little Richard), so I am Little Cunt.

Might change my username, when I'm allowed again.

FunnyLittleCunt?

Based on looks, not humor.

(Hunt you down, if you steal it)

FunnyLittleDickyCunt??

Promise I won't steal any of them, but if I did - you could have a Big Cunt Hunt

***

Everyone called Little Dick at some point under 8" here, so...

"

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By *ornucopiaMan
49 weeks ago

Bexley


"

...

The James Hunt reference is to fast drivers. Cf 'Who do you thing you are? Stirling effing Moss?'"

However, I just this minute resorted to 'Clever little cunt' when some twat decelerated his hot exhaust pipe to produce a series of pops and bangs.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"

...

The James Hunt reference is to fast drivers. Cf 'Who do you thing you are? Stirling effing Moss?'

However, I just this minute resorted to 'Clever little cunt' when some twat decelerated his hot exhaust pipe to produce a series of pops and bangs.

"

You know, a little tweak and you could become Cuntucopia....and all those hot exhaust pipes would be queuing up for their bangs and pops .

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By *ddie1966Man
49 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

You're a cu......

Nope.

Sorry.

Can't do it..

You're OK by me....

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"You're a cu......

Nope.

Sorry.

Can't do it..

You're OK by me.... "

Jeez...being acknowledged as a cunt is bloody hard work!

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By *ornucopiaMan
49 weeks ago

Bexley

Whilst not wishing to accidentally denigrate the musicians with a similar name, I rather like using the description a 'Berkeley James Hunt'.

It gives nodding acknowledgement to the derivation of 'Berk' via rhyming slang.

The James Hunt reference is to fast drivers. Cf 'Who do you thing you are? Stirling effing Moss?'

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By *oopy Lou 666Woman
49 weeks ago

Heaven.....………. I came down from Heaven


"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.

Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else ."

CUNTS ARE USEFULL......YOU AIN`T......X

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By *oastal1968Man
49 weeks ago

London

Absofuckinlutly!

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By *asques and boxersCouple
49 weeks ago

Ashford and dept16


"Absofuckinlutly! "

The word means a sheath for a shepards knife, I have no doubt you are neither the sheath or the knife. The current inturpretation well only you will know but its nothing pleasent.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Funny, you don't look like the Chancellor of the Exchequer...

Or former health secretary Jeremy "

They are all a bunch of eton cunt messess

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.

Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else ."

You are a master of cuntology. You studied many a vagina..

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich


"Funny, you don't look like the Chancellor of the Exchequer...

Or former health secretary Jeremy

They are all a bunch of eton cunt messess"

***

Desert special today:

Eton cunt mess

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands


"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.

Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else .

CUNTS ARE USEFULL......YOU AIN`T......X"

I think this is your winner, Mr Cunt

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.

Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else .

CUNTS ARE USEFULL......YOU AIN`T......X

I think this is your winner, Mr Cunt "

Everyone's a winner.

Except me.

I'm just a cunt xxxx

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich


"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.

Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else .

CUNTS ARE USEFULL......YOU AIN`T......X

I think this is your winner, Mr Cunt

Everyone's a winner.

Except me.

I'm just a cunt xxxx"

***

It's a twisted world here.

Few NICE/popular people are really just cunts(= Not genuinely nice people, Fake nice, evil...etc.)

Some self titled cunts actually just funny cunts.

I don't think you are a cunt.

You are a funny bloke.

You won my appreciation.

It's slightly more than nothing.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.

Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else .

CUNTS ARE USEFULL......YOU AIN`T......X

I think this is your winner, Mr Cunt

Everyone's a winner.

Except me.

I'm just a cunt xxxx

***

It's a twisted world here.

Few NICE/popular people are really just cunts(= Not genuinely nice people, Fake nice, evil...etc.)

Some self titled cunts actually just funny cunts.

I don't think you are a cunt.

You are a funny bloke.

You won my appreciation.

It's slightly more than nothing.

"

Hey Roland...that means I failed.

I'm not even a cunt then?

New 2024 username - "It's Mr Not Even A Cunt To You"??

Lol - you're welcome, and nice to be appreciated, especially by guys like you and Willy and Mr Wick over the last month or so (and others too, non-guys included).

I might just be a bit cunt-ish on occasion though xxxx

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich


"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.

Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else .

CUNTS ARE USEFULL......YOU AIN`T......X

I think this is your winner, Mr Cunt

Everyone's a winner.

Except me.

I'm just a cunt xxxx

***

It's a twisted world here.

Few NICE/popular people are really just cunts(= Not genuinely nice people, Fake nice, evil...etc.)

Some self titled cunts actually just funny cunts.

I don't think you are a cunt.

You are a funny bloke.

You won my appreciation.

It's slightly more than nothing.

Hey Roland...that means I failed.

I'm not even a cunt then?

New 2024 username - "It's Mr Not Even A Cunt To You"??

Lol - you're welcome, and nice to be appreciated, especially by guys like you and Willy and Mr Wick over the last month or so (and others too, non-guys included).

I might just be a bit cunt-ish on occasion though xxxx"

***

Feel free to use the "Funny Cunt".

I won't sue you.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Go to town. Fill your boots. Take all that pent-up Xmas family tension out on me, your willing scapegoat.

Get creative....make it memorable....and don't pick on anyone else .

CUNTS ARE USEFULL......YOU AIN`T......X

I think this is your winner, Mr Cunt

Everyone's a winner.

Except me.

I'm just a cunt xxxx

***

It's a twisted world here.

Few NICE/popular people are really just cunts(= Not genuinely nice people, Fake nice, evil...etc.)

Some self titled cunts actually just funny cunts.

I don't think you are a cunt.

You are a funny bloke.

You won my appreciation.

It's slightly more than nothing.

Hey Roland...that means I failed.

I'm not even a cunt then?

New 2024 username - "It's Mr Not Even A Cunt To You"??

Lol - you're welcome, and nice to be appreciated, especially by guys like you and Willy and Mr Wick over the last month or so (and others too, non-guys included).

I might just be a bit cunt-ish on occasion though xxxx

***

Feel free to use the "Funny Cunt".

I won't sue you.

"

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
49 weeks ago

Leeds

Shall we have a cunt off.

I’m so good at being a cunt I make hitler look like Jesus.

The mr

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Shall we have a cunt off.

I’m so good at being a cunt I make hitler look like Jesus.

The mr "

To be honest mate, I always had Jesus, Satan, Hitler, and you down as rank amateurs in your chosen fields.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
49 weeks ago

Leeds


"Shall we have a cunt off.

I’m so good at being a cunt I make hitler look like Jesus.

The mr

To be honest mate, I always had Jesus, Satan, Hitler, and you down as rank amateurs in your chosen fields."

Blame the mrs, since meeting her I have let my cunt game slip slightly. So much so I worried myself the other day, when I was nice to a stranger.

The mr

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Shall we have a cunt off.

I’m so good at being a cunt I make hitler look like Jesus.

The mr

To be honest mate, I always had Jesus, Satan, Hitler, and you down as rank amateurs in your chosen fields.

Blame the mrs, since meeting her I have let my cunt game slip slightly. So much so I worried myself the other day, when I was nice to a stranger.

The mr "

One of the main reasons I ditch 'em - they get in the way of being a proper cunt.

And I likes having me focus .

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
49 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Yes, you are

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
49 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Yes, you are "

Awww ta

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