FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you

By *ea monkey OP Man
47 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Since it’s the winter solstice and nearly the birthday of someone from an old book that people bang on about, it seemed only fitting that we should get all flirty and stuff.

Since Posh is busy flicking her bean, I’m sure she won’t mind me borrowing her preamble.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *entlemanrogueMan
47 weeks ago

Motherwell

Ok, lets do it

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

In!!! First!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

God dam it!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

In lol.. op you're hot

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By *obilebottomMan
47 weeks ago

All over

Oh that was fun last time though I was mostly the messenger, which is fine

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

OhCumAllYeFuckery you're on my hotlist

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By *itygamesMan
47 weeks ago

in .

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By *viatrixWoman
47 weeks ago

Redhill

Winter solstice, thank fook.

I’m in.

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple
47 weeks ago

Durham

Ok in and sending

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"OhCumAllYeFuckery you're on my hotlist

I should put you on mine just for spelling my username correctly and using all of it.

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By *educing_EmCouple
47 weeks ago

Tipperary

I'm in

Em x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

"OhCumAllYeFuckery you're on my hotlist

I should put you on mine just for spelling my username correctly and using all of it.

feel.free lol

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By *itygamesMan
47 weeks ago

Please would you tell _viatrix that your mate wants to taste her chocolate flan .

passing a message on

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By *ohntall123Man
47 weeks ago

hitchin

I’m in

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By *asty tatsyMan
47 weeks ago

london

I’m in for this please

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By *entlemanrogueMan
47 weeks ago

Motherwell

"Since it’s the winter solstice and nearly the birthday of someone from an old book that people bang on about, it seemed only fitting that we should get all flirty and stuff.

Since Posh is busy flicking her bean, I’m sure she won’t mind me borrowing her preamble.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch"

i wantes to send a message, already 4 accounts,i find i cant message, whats the point of joining if your filters are on people.

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool

Lies and slander

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

"Lies and slander "

What is ??

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple
47 weeks ago

Durham

Hey tasty tasty my mate thinks you're hot and wants to go for a drink with you when she's near you...

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By *RWoodyCouple
47 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

In for a short while.

J x

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By *ickshawedCouple
47 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I'm always up for a good flirt

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I'll play postie, my filters are always down but if you're on the blocklist it is what it is.

I don't need my ego feeding any more thus week though

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By *nterblueMan
47 weeks ago

manchester

I'll be in

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oi. Kai! One for you buddy. Apparently my mate has good taste as well as cracking tits

My mate thinks he ( and his penis ) are rather good looking and they would enjoy some shenanigans with both x

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Oi. Kai! One for you buddy. Apparently my mate has good taste as well as cracking tits

My mate thinks he ( and his penis ) are rather good looking and they would enjoy some shenanigans with both x

I do enjoy the word shenanigans!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

For Dee in Rickshawed, though I think my mate may have wandered off into drooling fantasy halfway through a sentence. I'll let you know if he comes back to finish the job

wouldn't she prefer an aubergine instead of a cucumber? With one small aubergine you can....

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By *asty tatsyMan
47 weeks ago

london

"Hey tasty tasty my mate thinks you're hot and wants to go for a drink with you when she's near you..."

Well tell your mate just let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Out.

*a Wonko tribute.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Tea. I am a terrible friend. I should have told you this myself

Please let Tea Monkey know that his profile picture is very oooooft-able

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple
47 weeks ago

Durham

She will know...

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By *ickshawedCouple
47 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"For Dee in Rickshawed, though I think my mate may have wandered off into drooling fantasy halfway through a sentence. I'll let you know if he comes back to finish the job

wouldn't she prefer an aubergine instead of a cucumber? With one small aubergine you can...."

All you need is a small aubergine

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By *ea monkey OP Man
47 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Tea. I am a terrible friend. I should have told you this myself

Please let Tea Monkey know that his profile picture is very oooooft-able"

Just my picture?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
47 weeks ago

stanley

I’m in

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By *ea monkey OP Man
47 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very good friend has just sent me this;

Please tell Prey that even though her ego has been massaged plenty already, I’d be very happy to massage her throat from the inside

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By *hatsneededMan
47 weeks ago

Exeter

So true! Absolutely stunning!

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple
47 weeks ago

Durham

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Please tell Prey that even though her ego has been massaged plenty already, I’d be very happy to massage her throat from the inside "

Does this offer come with a back rub as well?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
47 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then....

Tinder

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

For Seducing_Em from a lovely guy.As the song says it’s a long way to Tipperary, I truly wish it wasn’t so. It would be a festive treat to have your Irish eyes smiling on me, your arms around me and your sweet lips kissing me. ( even better if you were nekkid obvs)

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Im in x

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple
47 weeks ago

Durham

"Go on then....

Tinder "

Tinder,

My mate thinks you're a saucy redhead minx and would swipe right on you repeatedly

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By *obilebottomMan
47 weeks ago

All over

I have been asked to convey a message to J from JandRwoody

'I’d very much like J to go full cowgirl and ride me like an unbroken stallion whilst her gorgeous boobs bounce in my face

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
47 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

A little ditty for Lilmisskrampus that I’d love you to pass her way:

Krampus, krampus, saucy little shagpuss, let’s get in on with no fuss, until we’re both entirely breathless and the sheets are soaked with love mess.

Go on giz a snog you know you want to

Tinder

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

"A little ditty for Lilmisskrampus that I’d love you to pass her way:

Krampus, krampus, saucy little shagpuss, let’s get in on with no fuss, until we’re both entirely breathless and the sheets are soaked with love mess.

Go on giz a snog you know you want to

Tinder "

Well I'm rather intrigued now

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By *ea monkey OP Man
47 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Please tell Prey that even though her ego has been massaged plenty already, I’d be very happy to massage her throat from the inside

Does this offer come with a back rub as well? "

I guess it depends if that’s from the inside too?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I'll play

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Please tell Prey that even though her ego has been massaged plenty already, I’d be very happy to massage her throat from the inside

Does this offer come with a back rub as well?

I guess it depends if that’s from the inside too? "

I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible for any penis bearer to give me a back rub without an erection prodding at my arse sooner or later

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

In. Why not.

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By *hatsneededMan
47 weeks ago

Exeter

Sorry my mates gone shy but I couldnt help myself.

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple
47 weeks ago

Durham

Getting used to being a postie, might apply for the sorting office next year! Bit of extra cash always good...

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I’m in.

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By *hatsneededMan
47 weeks ago

Exeter

I would love to try and prove you wrong

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By *ea monkey OP Man
47 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Please tell Prey that even though her ego has been massaged plenty already, I’d be very happy to massage her throat from the inside

Does this offer come with a back rub as well?

I guess it depends if that’s from the inside too?

I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible for any penis bearer to give me a back rub without an erection prodding at my arse sooner or later

I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible for any penis bearer to give me a back rub without an erection prodding at my arse sooner or later

I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing"

Um. It's probably me saying that asking for a back rub was how I used to hint at wanting fucked in the arse. Back before I realised I can just say those words.

You know, I actually haven't asked for a back rub even once since getting to grips with just saying what I actually want

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
47 weeks ago

stanley

Ty to all posties who have delivered for me tonight, off to bed now but if any recipients are daft enough to want to know who the “ mate” was you can out me if they ask.

Night all xx

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By *ea monkey OP Man
47 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible for any penis bearer to give me a back rub without an erection prodding at my arse sooner or later

I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing

Um. It's probably me saying that asking for a back rub was how I used to hint at wanting fucked in the arse. Back before I realised I can just say those words.

You know, I actually haven't asked for a back rub even once since getting to grips with just saying what I actually want

That’s a very cute way of asking for it but definitely better to just ask

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple
47 weeks ago

Durham

"I'll play"

Oi my mate wants to snog you

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

We are in. Separately and together

I'm going to find the postie pants photo!

J (and B)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Also Posh, I will try (and fail) to be smutty in your absence.

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By *hatsneededMan
47 weeks ago

Exeter

"I’m in. "

Her name may be associated with poison but if she draws her nightshades I have just the antidote for her drab Thursday evening. I promise it will leave us both delirious with pleasure

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Fucks sake Kai. Stop being so sexy and making me jealous that you're getting the attention of my sexy friends

Please tell Kai that I'm not convinced if he were a flavour that it would be sour. We could find out in person!

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By *aughty but nice...Man
47 weeks ago

Staffs

I'm in

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By *ea monkey OP Man
47 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Some very sexy friends have just sent me this;

Please can you let Prey know that if we're just asking for what we want... then we want her. Thank you.

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By *beeMan
47 weeks ago

Bristol

I'm in, can be postie too if you want?

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By *beeMan
47 weeks ago

Bristol

A gorjus profile has asked me to pass on the following................

Please tell _ea monkey that AFD will have a very different meaning in January.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
47 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"A gorjus profile has asked me to pass on the following................

Please tell _ea monkey that AFD will have a very different meaning in January. "

Should it be rearranged to FAD?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
47 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy friend sent me this;

Would you please tell prey I think she's gorgeous

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Some very sexy friends have just sent me this;

Please can you let Prey know that if we're just asking for what we want... then we want her. Thank you."

If they've already paid the bitbat toll, then they're welcome to me

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Fucks sake Kai. Stop being so sexy and making me jealous that you're getting the attention of my sexy friends

Please tell Kai that I'm not convinced if he were a flavour that it would be sour. We could find out in person!"

100% sour! And I can try to be less sexy

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Some very sexy friends have just sent me this;

Please can you let Prey know that if we're just asking for what we want... then we want her. Thank you.

If they've already paid the bitbat toll, then they're welcome to me

toll paid.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Fucks sake Kai. Stop being so sexy and making me jealous that you're getting the attention of my sexy friends

Please tell Kai that I'm not convinced if he were a flavour that it would be sour. We could find out in person!

100% sour! And I can try to be less sexy "

Fine. Be like that. I was trying to be smutty because it's what Posh would want. And no on is playing. I put my postie pants on for nothing. Nothing I tell you.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

That sounded huffy ^^^ but I was actually laughing.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

"Fucks sake Kai. Stop being so sexy and making me jealous that you're getting the attention of my sexy friends

Please tell Kai that I'm not convinced if he were a flavour that it would be sour. We could find out in person!

100% sour! And I can try to be less sexy "

As long as shenanigans are involved eh??

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By *ea monkey OP Man
47 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Fucks sake Kai. Stop being so sexy and making me jealous that you're getting the attention of my sexy friends

Please tell Kai that I'm not convinced if he were a flavour that it would be sour. We could find out in person!

100% sour! And I can try to be less sexy

Fine. Be like that. I was trying to be smutty because it's what Posh would want. And no on is playing. I put my postie pants on for nothing. Nothing I tell you.

It’s fine, just take your pants off

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By *orny-DJMan
47 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I'm in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Fucks sake Kai. Stop being so sexy and making me jealous that you're getting the attention of my sexy friends

Please tell Kai that I'm not convinced if he were a flavour that it would be sour. We could find out in person!

100% sour! And I can try to be less sexy

Fine. Be like that. I was trying to be smutty because it's what Posh would want. And no one is playing. I put my postie pants on for nothing. Nothing I tell you.

It’s fine, just take your pants off"

Done

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh, what filth have I missed? Bound to be LOADS if that Julie is playing. Saucy mare.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Oh, what filth have I missed? Bound to be LOADS if that Julie is playing. Saucy mare.

Mrs TMN x"

You'd think so but hardly anyone is playing. So I'm playing with myself.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh, what filth have I missed? Bound to be LOADS if that Julie is playing. Saucy mare.

Mrs TMN x

You'd think so but hardly anyone is playing. So I'm playing with myself.

Told you! Filth.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
47 weeks ago

London

In because I need it!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I have been asked to inform the delightful Belladonna that my mate would just live to get his hands on her some time in the new year

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Hello all...

Good evening.... Now... Who might I fancy here... It's like a chocolate box.. hope gump can find his Jenny...

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

My friend (/tyrant) is informing me that I should be asleep by now.

So I'll have to be out as a postie for the evening.

RE the bitbat toll, when's good for you?

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By *wistedsoul35Man
47 weeks ago

cumbria

I'm in.... Always up for finding out if someone fancies me

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Right. Last one. Then I'm going to bed.

Ask Twistedsoul35 why he stopped to chat with me. He is so hot!

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By *wistedsoul35Man
47 weeks ago

cumbria

"Right. Last one. Then I'm going to bed.

Ask Twistedsoul35 why he stopped to chat with me. He is so hot!"

Firstly, thankyou

. Make yourself known and let's chat again

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Very last message of the night from this postie...

Can you post to VeronicaExplorer she’s definitely got it going on, has she been naughty or nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"I have been asked to inform the delightful Belladonna that my mate would just live to get his hands on her some time in the new year

Oh, my! Well, stranger hands wouldn’t suit me, but do make yourself known, via PM, if you’d like.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

This nice fella asked me to let Avatrix know that he has been an admirer of hers for absolutely donkeys years.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Whoops, bit late!

Can you please ask Veronica if she would like to be explored and have her inlets investigated?

Yes, yes I can.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Would you be awfully kind enough to let the wonderful VeronicaExplorer know that I want her. Badly.

You got it!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Can you post to VeronicaExplorer she’s definitely got it going on , has she been naughty or nice?

There you go, Santa!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Am now out x

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool

I fell asleep

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

I went to bed lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

But happy to still play for a bit ( no not like that you bunch of perverts

)

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"I fell asleep"

Shock

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I fell asleep

Shock

You weren't putting the effort it. Was a bit dull. Even Misery could do better.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"I fell asleep

Shock

You weren't putting the effort it. Was a bit dull. Even Misery could do better. "

You've went too far

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"But happy to still play for a bit ( no not like that you bunch of perverts

don't lie, you're definitely debating it

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

Play nicely lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

"But happy to still play for a bit ( no not like that you bunch of perverts

)

don't lie, you're definitely debating it

Shhhh don't tell everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I’ll give it a go IN

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Out now! It's get ready for work time.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

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By *hetechmanMan
47 weeks ago

north west

I’m in

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By *entlemanrogueMan
47 weeks ago

Motherwell

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Please tell Seducing_em

That should they ever be in the UK. i would most definitely like to treat her to a night/weekend of seduction and kinky fuckery.

Thanks in advance

Rogue

Not so secret then lol

Have another coffee man"

Oh my bad

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By *xydadbodMan
47 weeks ago

Milton keynes

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Please tell Seducing_em

That should they ever be in the UK. i would most definitely like to treat her to a night/weekend of seduction and kinky fuckery.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I’m in

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By *JtheTomMan
47 weeks ago

London

I'm in

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By *entlemanrogueMan
47 weeks ago

Motherwell

The BellaDonna

my new friend said, You are someone he'd love to get fiery with anytime

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By *atch1982Man
47 weeks ago

Abingdon

Totally in for this! Love a good flirt x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I'll post this one as my mate seems nice. But any more messages won't get posted as I'll be in work! And your crush will never know your anonymous flirting!

Hi could you let OhCumAllYeFuckery know I would like to know does she want to hold my candy cane whilst in her Christmas outfit.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Where is the unloved SHELF

just put me on it

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By *r SproutMan
47 weeks ago

the middle

In and happy to pass messages on

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By *atch1982Man
47 weeks ago

Abingdon

Happy to be the messenger as I doubt my inbox will be inundated x

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By *entlemanrogueMan
47 weeks ago

Motherwell

Quack, My friend wants you to know

You are absolutely stunning, and you have a lovely set of baubles he hopes you have a naughty good Christmas (and hopes to meet you in the new year, i added that on his behalf)

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By *educing_EmCouple
47 weeks ago

Tipperary

I joined and then got distracted and fell asleep,my apologies.

Em x

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By *mf123Man
47 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Im too nosey for this fancy stuff

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By *JtheTomMan
47 weeks ago

London

Hey just seen that my friend wants to let Seducing Em know they'd like to wake up kids Christmas morning to her in thier stocking

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By *educing_EmCouple
47 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Hey just seen that my friend wants to let Seducing Em know they'd like to wake up kids Christmas morning to her in thier stocking"

They want to put me in their kids stocking?

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By *egDaySkipperMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool

Can I be the filling between Quacks and Bellaseas boobie sandwich please?

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By *JtheTomMan
47 weeks ago

London

"Hey just seen that my friend wants to let Seducing Em know they'd like to wake up kids Christmas morning to her in thier stocking

They want to put me in their kids stocking?

*Christmas stocking......Auto correct really fucked that one

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By *JtheTomMan
47 weeks ago

London

"Can I be the filling between Quacks and Bellaseas boobie sandwich please?"

Happy to make that a Club sandwich

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
47 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Aw, I missed a whole one of these threads? Damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Can I be the filling between Quacks and Bellaseas boobie sandwich please?

Happy to make that a Club sandwich "

fucking yes. give me the sandwich with allllll of you, please and thank you

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Can I be the filling between Quacks and Bellaseas boobie sandwich please?

Happy to make that a Club sandwich

fucking yes. give me the sandwich with allllll of you, please and thank you

Yes quackers, welcome back, made my Xmas seeing your boobs pop up

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By *X2019Man
47 weeks ago

Newcastle

Missed this last night, but I'm in if we get going again

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By *entlemanrogueMan
47 weeks ago

Motherwell

[Removed by poster at 22/12/23 12:59:43]

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By *entlemanrogueMan
47 weeks ago

Motherwell

Oops wrong thread.

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By *JtheTomMan
47 weeks ago

London

Bump?

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
46 weeks ago

London

"Would you be awfully kind enough to let the wonderful VeronicaExplorer know that I want her. Badly.

You got it!

Could you text me (Xmas gift)

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

In why not x

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By *obilebottomMan
46 weeks ago

All over

I can still be postie if nothing else

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By *ittleRed18Woman
46 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Oooh I'm in for a bit!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

In x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

"Bump?"

I'd bump you

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
46 weeks ago

stanley

I’m in til the thread maxes out

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By *inky ChefMan
46 weeks ago

Norwich

No, she doesn't fancy me ...

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

Still.in btw lol

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By *ryingitout19Man
46 weeks ago

Wales

Afternoon all

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

"Afternoon all

Afternoon

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By *orphia2003Woman
46 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

In and happy to be postie. I guarantee to deliver before Christmas too.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

This is for the delectable _ryingitout19 , my very sexy friend has asked me to tell you that seeing your thighs, every day, makes her moan deeply ... I must say I agree

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By *undaLinaTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Streatham

In for a bit

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
46 weeks ago

stanley

Apparently I have not mates and nobody fancies me , nowt new there lol.

Merry Christmas folks x

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By *hrek101Man
46 weeks ago

Herts

I've learnt this year that your mate is a damn liar

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

"I've learnt this year that your mate is a damn liar

Lol

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By *orny IrishMan
46 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire

Is it too late to jump in?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
46 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Showing my face… have had a few brandys so I apologise in advance if I get too naughty

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

"Showing my face… have had a few brandys so I apologise in advance if I get too naughty

Hello

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By *obilebottomMan
46 weeks ago

All over

"Is it too late to jump in?"

They have all gine to the pub but will let you know if anyone sends me a message about you

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By *ddie1966Man
46 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I'm in... one last attempt at pulling a Christmas Cracker...

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

Well, MissYB this handsome man wants to take you for a tipsy no holes barred fuck session ending in him decorating your gorgeous boobs in something resembling weak eggnog, can't say I blame him

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Showing my face… have had a few brandys so I apologise in advance if I get too naughty

My word... You truly are devine...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Showing my face… have had a few brandys so I apologise in advance if I get too naughty

Too naughty? I’m in.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

And straight away I have a message for Seducing_Em, from a new mate.

“I realise it may be a long way to Tipperary but I know a good place serving a great pint of Guinness if she would join me.”

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
46 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

" Well, MissYB this handsome man wants to take you for a tipsy no holes barred fuck session ending in him decorating your gorgeous boobs in something resembling weak eggnog, can't say I blame him

Oh my

I’ve never tried eggnog before but I want yours to be my first!

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46 weeks ago

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By *inosaur PantsMan
46 weeks ago

Stourbridge

In, happy to be postie too

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

From a lovely gent.Please tell nic85 that I think she has a beautiful pair of eyes, oh and her boobs are very nice also.

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By *orphia2003Woman
46 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I'm currently drinking a very stunning 13% imperial stout.

But it's nowhere are stunning as the ladies and gents on this thread.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm in for a bit.

Can't postie though, I'm cooking.

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By *emidemiWoman
46 weeks ago

basingstoke

It’s been a while, I’m in for this

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By *orny IrishMan
46 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire

Postie service for MissYeuxBlues.

I have a handsome mate who says that he will help make your threesome dreams come true if he can change ends at half time?

Merry Christmas

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By *orphia2003Woman
46 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

A slightly tipsy fat Welsh dragon wants to say to everyone.

Merry Christmas you sexy beasts. Hope 2024 bring you much happiness

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

"A slightly tipsy fat Welsh dragon wants to say to everyone.

Merry Christmas you sexy beasts. Hope 2024 bring you much happiness

Merry Christmas xx

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
46 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Postie service for MissYeuxBlues.

I have a handsome mate who says that he will help make your threesome dreams come true if he can change ends at half time?

Merry Christmas

Oh where do I sign up!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Out

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Knew it was pointless

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By *hrek101Man
46 weeks ago

Herts

"Showing my face… have had a few brandys so I apologise in advance if I get too naughty

How can you be too naughty??

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46 weeks ago

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Knew it was pointless

It's not 10 minutes since you joined, you prize plum!

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