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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Do you ever pee standing up?

(I made this for inclusivity.)

Though if anyone wants to get me a She-Wee for Xmas…

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

*crickets*

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Only when I'm in the shower..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Been known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only when I'm peeing on someone

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Only when I'm peeing on someone "

Fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After giving birth in the shower.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Been known

*hotlists you*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do you ever pee standing up?

(I made this for inclusivity.)

Though if anyone wants to get me a She-Wee for Xmas…

Yes

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I had a girlfriend years ago who could pee standing almost upright. She'd learned the trick in the army.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Only when I'm in the shower.."

So does my cat! I have to keep the bathroom door closed because he’s all about peeing in the shower instead of his box… little scamp

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Do you ever pee standing up?

(I made this for inclusivity.)

Though if anyone wants to get me a She-Wee for Xmas…

Yes

Yes, you pee standing up? Or yes, you’ll get me a She-Wee?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do you ever pee standing up?

(I made this for inclusivity.)

Though if anyone wants to get me a She-Wee for Xmas…

Yes

Yes, you pee standing up? Or yes, you’ll get me a She-Wee?

I mean, both!

I am one of those people who sometimes pees in the shower. It's much easier for me (I have bladder related problems associated with disability, yadda yadda)

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Do you ever pee standing up?

(I made this for inclusivity.)

Though if anyone wants to get me a She-Wee for Xmas…

Yes

Yes, you pee standing up? Or yes, you’ll get me a She-Wee?

I mean, both!

I am one of those people who sometimes pees in the shower. It's much easier for me (I have bladder related problems associated with disability, yadda yadda)

I want a She-Wee so much. I would aim it out the car window in traffic. I would water every tree in existence. I would feel complete

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do you ever pee standing up?

(I made this for inclusivity.)

Though if anyone wants to get me a She-Wee for Xmas…

Yes

Yes, you pee standing up? Or yes, you’ll get me a She-Wee?

I mean, both!

I am one of those people who sometimes pees in the shower. It's much easier for me (I have bladder related problems associated with disability, yadda yadda)

I want a She-Wee so much. I would aim it out the car window in traffic. I would water every tree in existence. I would feel complete

I actually would probably benefit from one, actually! Shall I see if they do a BOGOF?

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By *unlife2000Man
over a year ago

Western Bay

Here come the champagne comments 3..2..1..

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By *unlife2000Man
over a year ago

Western Bay

Uffff ??

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Do you ever pee standing up?

(I made this for inclusivity.)

Though if anyone wants to get me a She-Wee for Xmas…

Yes

Yes, you pee standing up? Or yes, you’ll get me a She-Wee?

I mean, both!

I am one of those people who sometimes pees in the shower. It's much easier for me (I have bladder related problems associated with disability, yadda yadda)

I want a She-Wee so much. I would aim it out the car window in traffic. I would water every tree in existence. I would feel complete

I actually would probably benefit from one, actually! Shall I see if they do a BOGOF? "

YES! Holy water, YES.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Here come the champagne comments 3..2..1.."

Huh?

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By *unlife2000Man
over a year ago

Western Bay

Those question marks are hearts.

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By *unlife2000Man
over a year ago

Western Bay

Golden shower

Lady champagne

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?

Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Only in the shower

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?

Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target? "

Pray and spray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?

Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target? "

I think you pull the lip etc upwards quite a bit you can pee forwards

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do you ever pee standing up?

(I made this for inclusivity.)

Though if anyone wants to get me a She-Wee for Xmas…

Yes

Yes, you pee standing up? Or yes, you’ll get me a She-Wee?

I mean, both!

I am one of those people who sometimes pees in the shower. It's much easier for me (I have bladder related problems associated with disability, yadda yadda)

I want a She-Wee so much. I would aim it out the car window in traffic. I would water every tree in existence. I would feel complete

I actually would probably benefit from one, actually! Shall I see if they do a BOGOF?

YES! Holy water, YES."

The original is a tenner but the flexi one is £5.99

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Do you ever pee standing up?

(I made this for inclusivity.)

Though if anyone wants to get me a She-Wee for Xmas…

Yes

Yes, you pee standing up? Or yes, you’ll get me a She-Wee?

I mean, both!

I am one of those people who sometimes pees in the shower. It's much easier for me (I have bladder related problems associated with disability, yadda yadda)

I want a She-Wee so much. I would aim it out the car window in traffic. I would water every tree in existence. I would feel complete

I actually would probably benefit from one, actually! Shall I see if they do a BOGOF?

YES! Holy water, YES.

The original is a tenner but the flexi one is £5.99

I wonder why the flexi one is less expensive.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?

Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target? "

In my able bodied days, I managed to pee into a urinal on the wall of a Portaloo. It involved one foot up, arse out and shove one's bum right towards the urinal. It worked! It was much better than sitting on the Portaloo seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually pee in the shower most of the time. As soon as the hot water hits me I can't help it. Am I gross? Yeah, probably. I don't care though. My pee is pretty clear and doesn't really have a smell so I don't mind pissing down my leg.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I actually pee in the shower most of the time. As soon as the hot water hits me I can't help it. Am I gross? Yeah, probably. I don't care though. My pee is pretty clear and doesn't really have a smell so I don't mind pissing down my leg."

Squirt or piss?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Just as long as you don’t piss down my neck and tell me it’s raining, we all good.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Squirt or piss? "

You’re on fire tonight

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?

Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target?

I think you pull the lip etc upwards quite a bit you can pee forwards

There’s clearly an art to this

Hmmm….I can see visions of me even hosting an event: ‘The Annual Ladies Pissing Championships.’

Prizes for accuracy, most ornate stance/pose, and artistry in urinating….

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?

Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target?

I think you pull the lip etc upwards quite a bit you can pee forwards

There’s clearly an art to this

Hmmm….I can see visions of me even hosting an event: ‘The Annual Ladies Pissing Championships.’

Prizes for accuracy, most ornate stance/pose, and artistry in urinating….

I want to be in the pissing contest!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Squirt or piss?

You’re on fire tonight

Wind up mode is activated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as long as you don’t piss down my neck and tell me it’s raining, we all good.

I would never do that! I only did it once.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?

Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target?

The rear approach….a fine crafted technique

I award you a full score of 10!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?

Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target?

I think you pull the lip etc upwards quite a bit you can pee forwards

There’s clearly an art to this

Hmmm….I can see visions of me even hosting an event: ‘The Annual Ladies Pissing Championships.’

Prizes for accuracy, most ornate stance/pose, and artistry in urinating….

There's a film where a woman does this. Can't for the life of me remember which film though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?

Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target?

I think you pull the lip etc upwards quite a bit you can pee forwards

There’s clearly an art to this

Hmmm….I can see visions of me even hosting an event: ‘The Annual Ladies Pissing Championships.’

Prizes for accuracy, most ornate stance/pose, and artistry in urinating….

There's a film where a woman does this. Can't for the life of me remember which film though."

The full Monty

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Squirt or piss?

You’re on fire tonight

Wind up mode is activated "

“Try me, I light up”

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?

Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target?

I think you pull the lip etc upwards quite a bit you can pee forwards

There’s clearly an art to this

Hmmm….I can see visions of me even hosting an event: ‘The Annual Ladies Pissing Championships.’

Prizes for accuracy, most ornate stance/pose, and artistry in urinating….

I want to be in the pissing contest!"

I’ll sign you up for the 2024 event

Remember the competition is bound to be fierce for this prestigious award so be sure to get your practice in now and you could be awarded the proud accolade of, Ultimate Pissing Champion.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I've pissed squatting down if that counts lol

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Great.

So for less money, even women can write their names in the snow.

And if they really were trusting,

Not even in their own handwriting...

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By *eladeCouple
over a year ago

hull

Yes I do all over my daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?

Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target?

I think you pull the lip etc upwards quite a bit you can pee forwards

There’s clearly an art to this

Hmmm….I can see visions of me even hosting an event: ‘The Annual Ladies Pissing Championships.’

Prizes for accuracy, most ornate stance/pose, and artistry in urinating….

There's a film where a woman does this. Can't for the life of me remember which film though.

The full Monty

Is it?

That's a bloody good memory if you're right!

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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago

Fairytale Wood

peed in a urinal in the mens toilets when the queue for the ladies was so long I couldn't wait. Funny to see so many shocked guy faces and sure many peed down their legs of the guy next to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a shee wee making workshop at a lady fest years ago we made them out of juice cartons I might try make one again I'd love one for me next festival

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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago

Fairytale Wood

"peed in a urinal in the mens toilets when the queue for the ladies was so long I couldn't wait. Funny to see so many shocked guy faces and sure many peed down their legs of the guy next to them

Oh and Pee S - sure many have stood in the sea and peed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learned to wee ages ago as a teen as I used to go to loads of gigs and festivals and hated the sight and smell of toilets which I refused to sit on.

I’m quite good at aiming during a standing wee without spraying myself in the process. Alternatively, I train my quads by hoovering over toilets and aiming without soaking the seat too.

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By *on jamesMan
over a year ago

wells

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By *on jamesMan
over a year ago

wells

Sounds like us guys trying to piss with a rock hard throbbing errection !! Lol ,,, love it ,,

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Haydock

"I had a girlfriend years ago who could pee standing almost upright. She'd learned the trick in the army."

Life skills I didn't know I needed

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"peed in a urinal in the mens toilets when the queue for the ladies was so long I couldn't wait. Funny to see so many shocked guy faces and sure many peed down their legs of the guy next to them

Love this

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Learned to wee ages ago as a teen as I used to go to loads of gigs and festivals and hated the sight and smell of toilets which I refused to sit on.

I’m quite good at aiming during a standing wee without spraying myself in the process. Alternatively, I train my quads by hoovering over toilets and aiming without soaking the seat too. "

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"I did a shee wee making workshop at a lady fest years ago we made them out of juice cartons I might try make one again I'd love one for me next festival "

*hotlists you*

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