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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Do you ever sit down to pee?

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47 weeks ago

Yes.

Every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Yes !

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Do you ever sit down to pee?"

Most of the time to be honest.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Any bloke that doesn’t have a 15 minute sitty down wee at work and get paid to do nothing is doing life wrong.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Also if you need a wee after sex. It’s better than aiming for the bowl and hitting the cat.

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By *a LunaWoman
47 weeks ago

South Wales

"Also if you need a wee after sex. It’s better than aiming for the bowl and hitting the cat."

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By *ensuallover1000Man
47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes indeed

Zero splashback endured plus the possibility of a delightful ‘Witch’s Kiss’ every time

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By *hrek101Man
47 weeks ago

Herts

Yeah all the time, so much better

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Yes, I can then sit and read for 10 minutes

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By *elboy1957Man
47 weeks ago

Weston-super-Mare

Yes why should only woman get to have a rest lol

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By *acksparrow99Man
47 weeks ago

London

Yes

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By *ensuallover1000Man
47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Yes indeed

Zero splashback endured plus the possibility of a delightful ‘Witch’s Kiss’ every time

Talking of which, I’ve just read a rather interesting article on Reddit asking: ‘Is it normal for my balls to touch the water?’ (In a toilet)

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By *irtydevil666Man
47 weeks ago

bristol

Had the odd lazy wee

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By *ools and the brainCouple
47 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Never

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By *eart31Couple
47 weeks ago

Broxburn

I do it as a treat to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

It’s also good logistical sense, should the transaction change mid flow. One is already sat down and ready to evacuate further.

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By *MandMMCouple
47 weeks ago

Welwyn garden city

Absolutely

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By *opinovMan
47 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Very occasionally, but generally not.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Also if you need a wee after sex. It’s better than aiming for the bowl and hitting the cat."

“Poor little Bruno did not expect that…”

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Yes

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Also if you need a wee after sex. It’s better than aiming for the bowl and hitting the cat.

“Poor little Bruno did not expect that…”"

We don’t talk about…

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Yes indeed

Zero splashback endured plus the possibility of a delightful ‘Witch’s Kiss’ every time

Talking of which, I’ve just read a rather interesting article on Reddit asking: ‘Is it normal for my balls to touch the water?’ (In a toilet)

“Can you tie em in a knot / can you tie em in a bow”

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Do you ever sit down to pee?"

Have in the past.. likely will in the future.. might even do it tonight, its just the way ifyoudareto rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Just when it is pointing up to much . Saves the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

OP in the name of inclusivity I think you do a thread asking if the women ever pee standing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Honestly… always. I share a house with 2 woman and therefore it just makes life easier hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

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By *ools and the brainCouple
47 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Honestly… always. I share a house with 2 woman and therefore it just makes life easier hahaha"

Coward!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

No I just piss out my top floor window like a normal person.

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Honestly… always. I share a house with 2 woman and therefore it just makes life easier hahaha

Coward!

I’ve learnt to pick my battles ahahahaha

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By *uywithadragontattooMan
47 weeks ago

thirsk

Sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

All the time unless I’m in public.

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By *ruceyyMan
47 weeks ago

London

Only when hungover!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Do you ever sit down to pee?"

More than I stand. Plus it gives me a bit extra time to perv haha

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

why would I sit in the kitchen sink?

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool

I tell the truth. People get angry and upset by the truth.

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By *agnar73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Stand more than sit. Easier to do the control exercises.

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By *he ass man 666Man
47 weeks ago

paradise city

Yeah , why not

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By *hriscooperMan
47 weeks ago

Warrington

When I'm hungover and can't be arsed standing.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"OP in the name of inclusivity I think you do a thread asking if the women ever pee standing up.

OMG! I didn’t mean to leave anyone out…

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands

Yes. We call that a posh wee

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands

Only trouble is sometimes when it's really cold and your willy is in hibernation mode, you piss all down the back of your trousers, rather than in the pan

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Yes and mainly before bed. Helps to squeeze every last bit out

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Only trouble is sometimes when it's really cold and your willy is in hibernation mode, you piss all down the back of your trousers, rather than in the pan

How is that posh?

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands

"Only trouble is sometimes when it's really cold and your willy is in hibernation mode, you piss all down the back of your trousers, rather than in the pan

How is that posh?

Because your mum washes your trousers for you

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By *itygamesMan
47 weeks ago

i do , its the best position to tighten up the plastic wing nuts on me toilet seat

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Only trouble is sometimes when it's really cold and your willy is in hibernation mode, you piss all down the back of your trousers, rather than in the pan

How is that posh?

Because your mum washes your trousers for you

… mine doesn’t.

Maybe if I had a willy she would.

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands

"Only trouble is sometimes when it's really cold and your willy is in hibernation mode, you piss all down the back of your trousers, rather than in the pan

How is that posh?

Because your mum washes your trousers for you

… mine doesn’t.

Maybe if I had a willy she would."

Male privileges

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
47 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I have assumed the position as we speak but then I‘ve just got in from work and am having a good dump aswell

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By *ad NannaWoman
47 weeks ago

East London

Does it piss you off having to put the seat down for a sit down wee?

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By *ookingForFunRightNOWMan
47 weeks ago

Maidstone

I would for you and leave the door open

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Does it piss you off having to put the seat down for a sit down wee?"

Now THIS is the natural follow up question

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By *aveandSue1Couple
47 weeks ago

Doncaster

"Do you ever sit down to pee?"

Sometimes, do if i need to pee in the night.

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool

The only thing stopping me from living the life of forever sit down wees... The fucking arctic toilet seat!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West

"The only thing stopping me from living the life of forever sit down wees... The fucking arctic toilet seat! "

We women sit on it every damned time, including at 3 in the morning when it's extra fucking freezing!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
47 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"The only thing stopping me from living the life of forever sit down wees... The fucking arctic toilet seat! "

I get a member of the domestic staff to sit on it first

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By *heelz69Man
47 weeks ago

Manchester

Always I have a catheter

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By *illan-KillashMan
47 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Do you ever sit down to pee?"

Yes.

If its a need to get out of bed in the middle of the night, it's dark and I don't have my glasses on.

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By *unlife2000Man
47 weeks ago

Western Bay

Yup, guilty of a sit down middle of the night pee. I do my own cleaning.

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By *roplifeMan
47 weeks ago

Perth

"Yes indeed

Zero splashback endured plus the possibility of a delightful ‘Witch’s Kiss’ every time

Talking of which, I’ve just read a rather interesting article on Reddit asking: ‘Is it normal for my balls to touch the water?’ (In a toilet)

“Can you tie em in a knot / can you tie em in a bow”"

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Nope never actually i was standing up today and felt the need and just peed where i stood

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
47 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Nope

Only sit down to have crap

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Yes, because I couldn't be a real man if I wasn't too lazy to stand up while I take a piss

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By *BWmetalcouple666Couple
47 weeks ago

houghton

In the dark yes, makes sense

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By *oeBeansMan
47 weeks ago

Derby

Only at a urinal

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West

"Only at a urinal

You sit down at a urinal? We need diagrams and everything

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By *eddfmyd11Man
47 weeks ago

Towcester

Definitely if it's after sex, no idea how many directions it'll spray in straight afterwards!

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By *earded-OneMan
47 weeks ago

Woolwich

At home all the time.

Never in public toilets

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By *ddie1966Man
47 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I only stand up to pee when the national anthem is playing.

Otherwise, I pick a pew to do the do.

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple
47 weeks ago

Durham

Yes but panic if in a public toilet my cock touches the porcelain

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By *onn8955Man
47 weeks ago

whitby

Always, I had a prince Albert many moons ago and it it was just easier to sit. I no longer have the piercing but the habit remains. Game changer if I'm honest! Everyone should do it!!

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By *onn8955Man
47 weeks ago

whitby

"Yes but panic if in a public toilet my cock touches the porcelain

Must be nice to have that problem...

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By *rlandoMan
47 weeks ago

Yorks/Lincs

why you want to know ? do you stand up ?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
47 weeks ago

Home

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

How else do you get a bit of peace and quiet?

Get a chapter of the book in too

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple
47 weeks ago

Durham

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple
47 weeks ago

Durham

"Yes but panic if in a public toilet my cock touches the porcelain

Must be nice to have that problem...

Prob more to do with toilet design than anatomy

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By *onn8955Man
47 weeks ago

whitby

"Yes but panic if in a public toilet my cock touches the porcelain

Must be nice to have that problem...

Prob more to do with toilet design than anatomy

Ahaha never sit on a public toilet without prepping the goods prior!! Lol

Personally I can't sit in a service station... I've spent whole days recceing prime toilet locations when I'm out and about with work...

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By *xfordjohnMan
47 weeks ago

Oxford

I can't recollect ever sitting down to pee. Maybe in hospital sometime.......

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By *atureguy65Man
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Yes, I'm a sailor and sometimes you just have to! Otherwise you end up pissing all over the heads (toilet). It's too dangerous to pee over to leeward when heeling!

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By *mateur100Man
47 weeks ago

nr faversham

Often....why not? Is it an exclusive to women thing?

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By *tephanjMan
47 weeks ago

Kettering

No I prefer to stand

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By *inty1717Man
47 weeks ago

near you

I don’t treat myself every now and then

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By *LxxMan
47 weeks ago

Sheffield

Of course…every time!

Unless it’s a public hovel…then I’ll consider a hover but usually tut and reluctantly stand.

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By *edDevil5Man
47 weeks ago

NN4

Nope

Unless 2 is calling

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By *batMan
47 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Sometimes, usually if I'm sharing an ensuite with somebody. It's much quieter when they are sleeping.

Never in a public toilet though, I'd rather piss in the sink in some of them!!!

Gbat

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By *aughty but nice...Man
47 weeks ago

Staffs

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By *onny DangerousMan
47 weeks ago

Nowhere Town Aycliffe

Nah tried it once but kept slipping off the urinal

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By *rishVikingMan
47 weeks ago

Shankill

To treat myself yes

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By *udy3Man
47 weeks ago

Corby

Sit down pisses all the way, even at urinals

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
47 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
47 weeks ago

Leeds

Yes sometimes it’s necessary. But nothing beats power blasting excrement off the inside of the bowl.

The mr

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By *eyond PurityCouple
47 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Yes, most times now.

It’s a game changer

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By *ainbows_can_be_metal_tooCouple
47 weeks ago

Darlington

Only when pooping

Sitting down just seems to take too long, I'm very efficient when it comes to toilet breaks

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Only on someone's face

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Only when I’m in for a number 2

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Do you ever sit down to pee?"

Oh yes definitely x

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Yes - when else am I going to have time to scroll fab !!

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

So help me god or i will dye

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By *eardedbloke300Man
47 weeks ago

cardiff

Having a PA. I have to. It's like a dual stream showerhead

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Yes. I don’t put the light on when I pee in the night, so I sit down.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
47 weeks ago

Belfast

Regularly. If I'm in no rush, I'll take my phone with me and maybe watch a video on YouTube or play a game on my phone. When you're sat on the toilet every part of you is relaxed if you get me, so it's comfortable there. Ultimately though, it's the toilet, so it's not like I can move the TV and PlayStation in, and before long I retighten my grip and then go back into the living room or bedroom.

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By *oiluvfunMan
47 weeks ago

Penrith

When I’m d*unk/half asleep yes

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By *rgasmicChemistryCouple
47 weeks ago

east coast

Hell ye haha

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

No, never. I didn't realise that so many men did though

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Always in the night so much less hassle

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By *mf123Man
47 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

When im being lazy or doing a number 12

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By *JB1954Man
47 weeks ago

Reading

Always at home. Even though live on my own. Have visits from female friend , her mother and children. All females . So ensure seats down etc.

plus if go to her house . Again sit down as all females in house.

If out use urinal. As others have said cubicles not clean .

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Yeah. I'm a lazy bastard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

All the time at home only at home tho

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By *erry bull1Man
47 weeks ago

doncaster

No , because my cock drags on the bottom of the bowl

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By *entlemanrogueMan
47 weeks ago

Motherwell

"Do you ever sit down to pee?"

Sure its easier to message on here when sitting and not make a mess

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Do you ever sit down to pee?"

All the time. If I have spare time and not rushing anywhere then I’ll just plonk myself down and take a few mins.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
47 weeks ago

Nottingham

"Do you ever sit down to pee?"

Almost exclusively.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
47 weeks ago

St Leonards

Sit, stand, one leg, handstand.

It gets bloody boring otherwise x

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By *omersetsmithyMan
47 weeks ago

Horfield

I sit down the 2 or 3 times I the night . Do need to put a light on and makes less noise

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