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"Not me; I’m utterly inept. ….I can’t even differentiate between a clitoris and Bognor Regis… "I understand they are geographically close. It's an understandable error. | |||
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"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex. What do you think?" Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it. | |||
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"Not me; I’m utterly inept. ….I can’t even differentiate between a clitoris and Bognor Regis… "this made me cackle  Px  | |||
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"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex. What do you think? Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it. " I generally think most adults are having decent sex so I’m likely very wrong then | |||
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"Is it time for a self deprecating comment? Of course it is. It's a good job we've not had sex, OP, I'd ruin that lovely, naive view you have. " yet. Why didn’t you say yet. | |||
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"I am like a beached salmon during the Sex. But no-one dares complain, due to probable disability discrimination accusations. Works for me "I have a card to play too  | |||
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"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex. What do you think? Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it. " *crying laughing* | |||
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"I am like a beached salmon during the Sex. But no-one dares complain, due to probable disability discrimination accusations. Works for me
I have a card to play too "Ace?! Or King?  | |||
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"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex. What do you think? Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it. " I’d hate to be one them guys.  | |||
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"I'm.learning " You ain’t gonna learn anything in London. London is the final boss level. | |||
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"I am like a beached salmon during the Sex. But no-one dares complain, due to probable disability discrimination accusations. Works for me
I have a card to play too
Ace?! Or King? "Black | |||
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"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex. What do you think? Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it. I’d hate to be one them guys. "I haven't shagged you or Mr Pickle so I'm sure you're fine.  | |||
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"I am like a beached salmon during the Sex. But no-one dares complain, due to probable disability discrimination accusations. Works for me
I have a card to play too
Ace?! Or King?
Black"*Checks hand* I got a couple of good cards here | |||
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"Not me; I’m utterly inept. ….I can’t even differentiate between a clitoris and Bognor Regis…
I understand they are geographically close. It's an understandable error. "Ah ha! I thought so 
Also, just for clarification purposes, am I correct in my assertion that the mythical Gräfenberg Spot is actually located just outside of Luton? | |||
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"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex. What do you think? Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it. I’d hate to be one them guys.
I haven't shagged you or Mr Pickle so I'm sure you're fine. "Phew…. I thought I’d forgotten or something! | |||
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"Not me; I’m utterly inept. ….I can’t even differentiate between a clitoris and Bognor Regis…
I understand they are geographically close. It's an understandable error.
Ah ha! I thought so
Also, just for clarification purposes, am I correct in my assertion that the mythical Gräfenberg Spot is actually located just outside of Luton? "I thought it was Bedford. But close. | |||
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"Or we could be on here because we’re shit at sex and nobody but folk on Fab would endure the sex with us. Although I’m a top shagger. And I suck like Henrietta the Hoover. Obvs. "Also a top shagger so at least there’s two on this site | |||
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"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex. What do you think? Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it. I’d hate to be one them guys.
I haven't shagged you or Mr Pickle so I'm sure you're fine. "Funny. Why haven’t you shagged me actually? | |||
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"I think people talk utter crap after having the sex. " I fall asleep. | |||
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"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex. What do you think? Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it. I’d hate to be one them guys.
I haven't shagged you or Mr Pickle so I'm sure you're fine.
Phew…. I thought I’d forgotten or something! "No you'd never forget.  | |||
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"I am like a beached salmon during the Sex. But no-one dares complain, due to probable disability discrimination accusations. Works for me
I have a card to play too
Ace?! Or King?
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I got a couple of good cards here "It's minority top trumps  | |||
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"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex. What do you think? Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it. I’d hate to be one them guys.
I haven't shagged you or Mr Pickle so I'm sure you're fine.
Funny. Why haven’t you shagged me actually? "Because I don't hate you.  | |||
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"Everyone is funny. But it’s all modesty. I genuinely believe people that are bad at sex are SO RARE. " In all honesty, I don't know. Mr KC seems very happy, but we've been together since prehistory. Experience beyond is very limited  | |||
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"Everyone is funny. But it’s all modesty. I genuinely believe people that are bad at sex are SO RARE. " I don't think it's bad sex, just incompatible. One person's mind blowing is another's boring. | |||
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"Everyone is funny. But it’s all modesty. I genuinely believe people that are bad at sex are SO RARE. In all honesty, I don't know. Mr KC seems very happy, but we've been together since prehistory. Experience beyond is very limited "I’ve had experiences with women that I’d describe as bad in bed. Not good at things. But I don’t think it’s often bad enough to stop the sex giving me any pleasure at all. And I think those are the people I’m talking about here. There’s very few people bad enough to not pleasure their partner at all, right? And I think there’s nobody like that on fab. So you’re almost assured of a decent time regardless. That’s my hypothesis | |||
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"I think it's as mixed as any other population." I think the general population are also pretty good at sex. I don’t know why I think this I just do. | |||
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"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex. What do you think?" I’m just not sure one way or the other. Sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be | |||
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"Everyone is funny. But it’s all modesty. I genuinely believe people that are bad at sex are SO RARE. In all honesty, I don't know. Mr KC seems very happy, but we've been together since prehistory. Experience beyond is very limited
I’ve had experiences with women that I’d describe as bad in bed. Not good at things. But I don’t think it’s often bad enough to stop the sex giving me any pleasure at all. And I think those are the people I’m talking about here. There’s very few people bad enough to not pleasure their partner at all, right? And I think there’s nobody like that on fab. So you’re almost assured of a decent time regardless. That’s my hypothesis"It might be different from the female perspective? I know that from my (limited) extracurricular experience on here, there's been some terrible sex that did nothing whatsoever for me. | |||
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"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex. What do you think? I’m just not sure one way or the other. Sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be " Is that so  | |||
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"Everyone is funny. But it’s all modesty. I genuinely believe people that are bad at sex are SO RARE. In all honesty, I don't know. Mr KC seems very happy, but we've been together since prehistory. Experience beyond is very limited
I’ve had experiences with women that I’d describe as bad in bed. Not good at things. But I don’t think it’s often bad enough to stop the sex giving me any pleasure at all. And I think those are the people I’m talking about here. There’s very few people bad enough to not pleasure their partner at all, right? And I think there’s nobody like that on fab. So you’re almost assured of a decent time regardless. That’s my hypothesis
It might be different from the female perspective? I know that from my (limited) extracurricular experience on here, there's been some terrible sex that did nothing whatsoever for me. "Would you say more than one? | |||
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"Everyone is funny. But it’s all modesty. I genuinely believe people that are bad at sex are SO RARE. In all honesty, I don't know. Mr KC seems very happy, but we've been together since prehistory. Experience beyond is very limited
I’ve had experiences with women that I’d describe as bad in bed. Not good at things. But I don’t think it’s often bad enough to stop the sex giving me any pleasure at all. And I think those are the people I’m talking about here. There’s very few people bad enough to not pleasure their partner at all, right? And I think there’s nobody like that on fab. So you’re almost assured of a decent time regardless. That’s my hypothesis
It might be different from the female perspective? I know that from my (limited) extracurricular experience on here, there's been some terrible sex that did nothing whatsoever for me.
Would you say more than one? "Yes | |||
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"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex. What do you think? I’m just not sure one way or the other. Sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be Is that so "Yep. I would prefer a hug right now | |||
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"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex. What do you think? I’m just not sure one way or the other. Sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be Is that so
Yep. I would prefer a hug right now "On my way  | |||
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"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex. What do you think? I’m just not sure one way or the other. Sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be Is that so
Yep. I would prefer a hug right now "You know I got a hug the other day. I could have held her all night. | |||
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"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex. What do you think? I’m just not sure one way or the other. Sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be Is that so
Yep. I would prefer a hug right now
You know I got a hug the other day. I could have held her all night. "Yes. That would be perfect | |||
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