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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
40 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Not me; I’m utterly inept.

….I can’t even differentiate between a clitoris and Bognor Regis…

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I’m pretty mediocre

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
40 weeks ago

North West

I am like a beached salmon during the Sex. But no-one dares complain, due to probable disability discrimination accusations. Works for me

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By *eliWoman
40 weeks ago

Is it time for a self deprecating comment? Of course it is.

It's a good job we've not had sex, OP, I'd ruin that lovely, naive view you have.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
40 weeks ago

North West

"Not me; I’m utterly inept.

….I can’t even differentiate between a clitoris and Bognor Regis…

I understand they are geographically close. It's an understandable error.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?"

Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Not me; I’m utterly inept.

….I can’t even differentiate between a clitoris and Bognor Regis…

this made me cackle

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I think you’re right op.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?

Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it. "

I generally think most adults are having decent sex so I’m likely very wrong then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Is it time for a self deprecating comment? Of course it is.

It's a good job we've not had sex, OP, I'd ruin that lovely, naive view you have. "
yet. Why didn’t you say yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"I am like a beached salmon during the Sex. But no-one dares complain, due to probable disability discrimination accusations. Works for me

I have a card to play too

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
40 weeks ago

London

I'm.learning

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?

Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it. "

*crying laughing*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
40 weeks ago

North West

"I am like a beached salmon during the Sex. But no-one dares complain, due to probable disability discrimination accusations. Works for me

I have a card to play too

Ace?! Or King?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?

Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it. "

I’d hate to be one them guys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"I'm.learning "

You ain’t gonna learn anything in London. London is the final boss level.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"I am like a beached salmon during the Sex. But no-one dares complain, due to probable disability discrimination accusations. Works for me

I have a card to play too

Ace?! Or King?

Black

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?

Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it.

I’d hate to be one them guys.

I haven't shagged you or Mr Pickle so I'm sure you're fine.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
40 weeks ago

North West

"I am like a beached salmon during the Sex. But no-one dares complain, due to probable disability discrimination accusations. Works for me

I have a card to play too

Ace?! Or King?

Black"

*Checks hand*

I got a couple of good cards here

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss

I'm supposed to do the sex?? Says who??

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By *ife NinjaMan
40 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Bang average

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By *ensuallover1000Man
40 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Not me; I’m utterly inept.

….I can’t even differentiate between a clitoris and Bognor Regis…

I understand they are geographically close. It's an understandable error. "

Ah ha! I thought so

Also, just for clarification purposes, am I correct in my assertion that the mythical Gräfenberg Spot is actually located just outside of Luton?

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By *a LunaWoman
40 weeks ago

South

Or we could be on here because we’re shit at sex and nobody but folk on Fab would endure the sex with us.

Although I’m a top shagger. And I suck like Henrietta the Hoover. Obvs.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?

Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it.

I’d hate to be one them guys.

I haven't shagged you or Mr Pickle so I'm sure you're fine.

Phew…. I thought I’d forgotten or something!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I think people talk utter crap after having the sex.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
40 weeks ago

North West

"Not me; I’m utterly inept.

….I can’t even differentiate between a clitoris and Bognor Regis…

I understand they are geographically close. It's an understandable error.

Ah ha! I thought so

Also, just for clarification purposes, am I correct in my assertion that the mythical Gräfenberg Spot is actually located just outside of Luton? "

I thought it was Bedford. But close.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Or we could be on here because we’re shit at sex and nobody but folk on Fab would endure the sex with us.

Although I’m a top shagger. And I suck like Henrietta the Hoover. Obvs.

Also a top shagger so at least there’s two on this site

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?

Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it.

I’d hate to be one them guys.

I haven't shagged you or Mr Pickle so I'm sure you're fine.

Funny. Why haven’t you shagged me actually?

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan
40 weeks ago

London

I'm pretty good!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"I think people talk utter crap after having the sex. "

I fall asleep.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
40 weeks ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?

Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it.

I’d hate to be one them guys.

I haven't shagged you or Mr Pickle so I'm sure you're fine.

Phew…. I thought I’d forgotten or something!

No you'd never forget.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
40 weeks ago

London

"I am like a beached salmon during the Sex. But no-one dares complain, due to probable disability discrimination accusations. Works for me

I have a card to play too

Ace?! Or King?

Black

*Checks hand*

I got a couple of good cards here

It's minority top trumps

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?

Oh there's definitely men who should never have sex again because they are so bad at it.

I’d hate to be one them guys.

I haven't shagged you or Mr Pickle so I'm sure you're fine.

Funny. Why haven’t you shagged me actually? "

Because I don't hate you.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
40 weeks ago

London

And I'm a solid disappointment. But at least I'm consistent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

Everyone is funny. But it’s all modesty. I genuinely believe people that are bad at sex are SO RARE.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I’ve had some bad and some bad (mainly one that was utterly my fault) … so if I call it bang average all round then I’m covering all bases from 1-10?

Step right up

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
40 weeks ago

North West

"Everyone is funny. But it’s all modesty. I genuinely believe people that are bad at sex are SO RARE. "

In all honesty, I don't know. Mr KC seems very happy, but we've been together since prehistory. Experience beyond is very limited

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
40 weeks ago

Reading

I think it's as mixed as any other population.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Everyone is funny. But it’s all modesty. I genuinely believe people that are bad at sex are SO RARE. "

I don't think it's bad sex, just incompatible. One person's mind blowing is another's boring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Everyone is funny. But it’s all modesty. I genuinely believe people that are bad at sex are SO RARE.

In all honesty, I don't know. Mr KC seems very happy, but we've been together since prehistory. Experience beyond is very limited

I’ve had experiences with women that I’d describe as bad in bed. Not good at things. But I don’t think it’s often bad enough to stop the sex giving me any pleasure at all. And I think those are the people I’m talking about here. There’s very few people bad enough to not pleasure their partner at all, right? And I think there’s nobody like that on fab. So you’re almost assured of a decent time regardless. That’s my hypothesis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"I think it's as mixed as any other population."

I think the general population are also pretty good at sex. I don’t know why I think this I just do.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?"

I’m just not sure one way or the other.

Sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
40 weeks ago

North West

"Everyone is funny. But it’s all modesty. I genuinely believe people that are bad at sex are SO RARE.

In all honesty, I don't know. Mr KC seems very happy, but we've been together since prehistory. Experience beyond is very limited

It might be different from the female perspective? I know that from my (limited) extracurricular experience on here, there's been some terrible sex that did nothing whatsoever for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?

I’m just not sure one way or the other.

Sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be "

Is that so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"Everyone is funny. But it’s all modesty. I genuinely believe people that are bad at sex are SO RARE.

In all honesty, I don't know. Mr KC seems very happy, but we've been together since prehistory. Experience beyond is very limited

It might be different from the female perspective? I know that from my (limited) extracurricular experience on here, there's been some terrible sex that did nothing whatsoever for me. "

Would you say more than one?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
40 weeks ago

North West

"Everyone is funny. But it’s all modesty. I genuinely believe people that are bad at sex are SO RARE.

In all honesty, I don't know. Mr KC seems very happy, but we've been together since prehistory. Experience beyond is very limited

It might be different from the female perspective? I know that from my (limited) extracurricular experience on here, there's been some terrible sex that did nothing whatsoever for me.

Would you say more than one?

Yes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?

I’m just not sure one way or the other.

Sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

Is that so

Yep. I would prefer a hug right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?

I’m just not sure one way or the other.

Sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

Is that so

Yep. I would prefer a hug right now

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?

I’m just not sure one way or the other.

Sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

Is that so

Yep. I would prefer a hug right now

You know I got a hug the other day. I could have held her all night.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"That everyone in this site is pretty good at the sex. Like it’s unlikely there’s very many people that don’t pleasure the people they meet when it comes to sex.

What do you think?

I’m just not sure one way or the other.

Sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

Is that so

Yep. I would prefer a hug right now

You know I got a hug the other day. I could have held her all night.

Yes. That would be perfect

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By *imi_RougeWoman
40 weeks ago

Portsmouth

I've met men who were good at the sex, but it wasn't particularly enjoyable as such. I think you need to be compatible to enjoy it, or have that connection. And if you genuinely like someone, the sex doesn't have to be great to have a good time.

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By *oeBeansMan
40 weeks ago

Derby

Hi, JoeBeans. Nice to meet you

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By *asty tatsyMan
40 weeks ago

london

I’m average in all ways not terrible not great just bang in the middle

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
40 weeks ago

Southampton

"Hi, JoeBeans. Nice to meet you

Coffee sometime??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
40 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I'm lucky. On here I always met people I was compatible with

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