FabSwingers.com forum: If Father Christmas was British what would his mode of transport be to deliver presents

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Carrier pigeon. Old fashioned and impractical

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Postman Pat’s van

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By *ust want fun 888Man
over a year ago

nearby

Doctor Who, the tardis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stop the clutch has gone on the car.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A rail replacement bus service. It doesn't actually deliver presents to destination and they get there in March

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Yellow Reliant Robin with 'Santa's Independant Trading - North Pole, Paris, Peckham' on the side...

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

A sleigh,why should his nationality break with tradition?

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By *evin90Man
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A speech about what you'll get but never actually deliver them.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Little grey Fergie tractor

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By *yore34Man
over a year ago

Hull

The good old British white van man

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

An original Mini Cooper

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Spitfire

The mr

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Boris bike, obviously.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Spitfire

The mr "

Lancaster Bomber, surely?

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

A DPD van.

Half the presents will go missing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever it would be, he would be late

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By *r. Pepper...Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Transit van

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

He'd lounge around and use a Co Op Robot

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

LDV Convoy, from 1980.

Brown, with one beige door, rusted to hell.

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By *rafter69Man
over a year ago

upminster

Penny Farthing bike

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Several Mopeds with Polish riders, and an oversized top box

And Santa doing sod all

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Moggie 1000 van.

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By *a1970Man
over a year ago

East cork

Royal mail very good, I think he'd use them

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By *rouble81Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Milk float. Or Evri.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

One of those flaming (literally) e scooters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazon prime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morris minor

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Amazon prime "

He already uses that in this house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't stop the clutch has gone on the car."

This made me a giggle

I wonder if anyone else knows where this line is from,

This happened in the town I lived in

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Sinclair C5…..naturally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The number 27 bus

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION. Stoke FREE ENTRANCE ALL WEEKEND

Don't mean to poop the Party but Santa Clause isn't r. . .

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Ice cream van

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Don't mean to poop the Party but Santa Clause isn't r. . . "

revealing his home address?

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION. Stoke FREE ENTRANCE ALL WEEKEND

"Don't mean to poop the Party but Santa Clause isn't r. . .

revealing his home address?"

a fan of naughty girls lol

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"This made me a giggle

I wonder if anyone else knows where this line is from,

This happened in the town I lived in "

Wasn't it in Warrington, five or six years ago? Sleigh being towed by a car, and Santa shouting the line to the kids they had to drive past, instead of handing presents to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bedford Rascal. Fully MOT'd of course.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Thomas the tank engine or a Morris minor

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A speech about what you'll get but never actually deliver them."

wait, he is a Tory as well.. Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If? Wtf, of course he’s British. He just lives in the North Pole as a British expat. Collecting his pension and making toys.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"A speech about what you'll get but never actually deliver them."

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Amazon prime "

And packaged abhorrently.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A white transit van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aston Martin DB6

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Penny Farthing

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By *rankie bricksMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

One of those uninsured/ un taxed

Scramble bikes I keep seeing

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Or one of those really bloody irritating e scooters I see people whizzing around on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen him on the back of a trailer being pulled my a Range Rover. For some reason the driver was dressed as a Lion !!!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

If Santa was British he'd probably his union would probably have him on strike this year

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

A fleet of 30 magic pigeons

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Mini Metro

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"Mini Metro

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,,, he may aswell walk,

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By *he KinkysCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Brum or noddys car or even with the help from budgie the little helicopter xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at British history, I think it would have to be Guineamen

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Penny farthing..

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