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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I'm not hosting, this is spontaneous! Just whacking this up for folk to chat amongst themselves if they wish.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll co host until the Knicks are on

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Good evening gorgeouses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi oi pervmigos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening gorgeouses!

Hello lovely Julie

How has your hump day been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi oi pervmigos"

Oi Oi saveloy! Have you come to share your minstrels ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi oi pervmigos

Oi Oi saveloy! Have you come to share your minstrels ?

Fat man don’t share food.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Good evening gorgeouses!

Hello lovely Julie

How has your hump day been?"

So. Much. Vomit. (not mine) If I can get to Christmas without succumbing to illness I'll be very grateful!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening gorgeouses!

Hello lovely Julie

How has your hump day been?

So. Much. Vomit. (not mine) If I can get to Christmas without succumbing to illness I'll be very grateful!

Nice ass

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Good evening gorgeouses!

Hello lovely Julie

How has your hump day been?

So. Much. Vomit. (not mine) If I can get to Christmas without succumbing to illness I'll be very grateful!

Nice ass

Thank you!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

How's your noggin now Pickle? Has the headache eased off?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening! Today I have mainly been in excruciating pain. I stayed in/on bed most of the day and did my holiday job. In the evening, we went to a lovely light display thingy at an outdoor venue. It was really beautiful BUT hard work for me. But we'd prepaid etc and I didn't want to disappoint our daughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening gorgeouses!

Hello lovely Julie

How has your hump day been?

So. Much. Vomit. (not mine) If I can get to Christmas without succumbing to illness I'll be very grateful!

You got this Julie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's your noggin now Pickle? Has the headache eased off?

Headache is going. Head still hurts when touched. It’ll be fine by Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening! Today I have mainly been in excruciating pain. I stayed in/on bed most of the day and did my holiday job. In the evening, we went to a lovely light display thingy at an outdoor venue. It was really beautiful BUT hard work for me. But we'd prepaid etc and I didn't want to disappoint our daughter."

I hope you all had a wonderful time.

Sorry you’re in so much pain. I hope you can get some rest now? X

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Good evening gorgeouses!

Hello lovely Julie

How has your hump day been?

So. Much. Vomit. (not mine) If I can get to Christmas without succumbing to illness I'll be very grateful!

Is it child vomit? Horrible times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening gorgeouses!

Hello lovely Julie

How has your hump day been?

So. Much. Vomit. (not mine) If I can get to Christmas without succumbing to illness I'll be very grateful!

You’ve had a similar do to mine then Julie…..

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening Mrs TMN and everyone...

I'm trying to wrap some presents but keep losing my sellotape

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening Mrs TMN and everyone...

I'm trying to wrap some presents but keep losing my sellotape

It’s in the last place you look… I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Mrs TMN and everyone...

I'm trying to wrap some presents but keep losing my sellotape

"
evening Ash! Tough loss for your Hammers. Good to see you in here though.

If you keep losing the tape I’d give up until the morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi oi pervmigos

Oi Oi saveloy! Have you come to share your minstrels ?

Fat man don’t share food. "

I thought it was Joey doesn’t share food

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Good evening Mrs TMN and everyone...

I'm trying to wrap some presents but keep losing my sellotape

It’s in the last place you look… I bet

I think the cat has run off with it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*still waiting for LB to say hello

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Good evening gorgeouses!

Hello lovely Julie

How has your hump day been?

So. Much. Vomit. (not mine) If I can get to Christmas without succumbing to illness I'll be very grateful!

Is it child vomit? Horrible times

Child vomit but not my children. Comes with the work territory at this time of year. They're dropping like flies!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I hope you all had a wonderful time.

Sorry you’re in so much pain. I hope you can get some rest now? X"

We did have a good time, our daughter especially. I'm finishing some of my extra work and then bed time. Getting comfy to get to sleep is another issue!

Mr KC has done a sterling job of trying to get me moving today.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"*still waiting for LB to say hello

She was distracted by my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi oi pervmigos

Oi Oi saveloy! Have you come to share your minstrels ?

Fat man don’t share food.

I thought it was Joey doesn’t share food

They st0le that line from me.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening Mrs TMN and everyone...

I'm trying to wrap some presents but keep losing my sellotape

It’s in the last place you look… I bet

I think the cat has run off with it...

They love doing that. I’m gonna get another cat I think Ash. I miss mine

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Good evening Mrs TMN and everyone...

I'm trying to wrap some presents but keep losing my sellotape

evening Ash! Tough loss for your Hammers. Good to see you in here though.

If you keep losing the tape I’d give up until the morning?

Thanks Mr pickle

Hopefully the Hammers will re group.

We've some tough games coming up..

I've found the tape again.....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"*still waiting for LB to say hello

Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"*still waiting for LB to say hello

She was distracted by my bum

Because I want to kiss it

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Good evening Mrs TMN and everyone...

I'm trying to wrap some presents but keep losing my sellotape

It’s in the last place you look… I bet

I think the cat has run off with it...

They love doing that. I’m gonna get another cat I think Ash. I miss mine

I think you should get another one..

I better give our cat her dinner or she will start meowing in the kitchen...

How dose she know its 11pm though?...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening Mrs TMN and everyone...

I'm trying to wrap some presents but keep losing my sellotape

It’s in the last place you look… I bet

I think the cat has run off with it...

They love doing that. I’m gonna get another cat I think Ash. I miss mine

I think you should get another one..

I better give our cat her dinner or she will start meowing in the kitchen...

How dose she know its 11pm though?..."

They rule the world. They know everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*still waiting for LB to say hello

Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello

Oh hellooooooooo you

Fancy seeing you here

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Yay, it worked! Night all.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*still waiting for LB to say hello

She was distracted by my bum

It’s a nice bum I did notice too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yay, it worked! Night all.

Mrs TMN x"

Get back here young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi oi pervmigos

Oi Oi saveloy! Have you come to share your minstrels ?

Fat man don’t share food.

I thought it was Joey doesn’t share food

They st0le that line from me."

I believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Mrs TMN and everyone...

I'm trying to wrap some presents but keep losing my sellotape

evening Ash! Tough loss for your Hammers. Good to see you in here though.

If you keep losing the tape I’d give up until the morning?

Thanks Mr pickle

Hopefully the Hammers will re group.

We've some tough games coming up..

I've found the tape again.....

Good luck with your wrapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you all had a wonderful time.

Sorry you’re in so much pain. I hope you can get some rest now? X

We did have a good time, our daughter especially. I'm finishing some of my extra work and then bed time. Getting comfy to get to sleep is another issue!

Mr KC has done a sterling job of trying to get me moving today. "

Shout out Mr KC!

I do hope you are able to get comfy quickly. Or I might actually have to tuck you in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"*still waiting for LB to say hello

Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello

Oh hellooooooooo you

Fancy seeing you here"

I know… how’s it hanging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*still waiting for LB to say hello

Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello

Oh hellooooooooo you

Fancy seeing you here

I know… how’s it hanging?

Low. It’s hanging low.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"*still waiting for LB to say hello

Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello

Oh hellooooooooo you

Fancy seeing you here

I know… how’s it hanging?

Low. It’s hanging low.

Are the baubles full?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I hope you all had a wonderful time.

Sorry you’re in so much pain. I hope you can get some rest now? X

We did have a good time, our daughter especially. I'm finishing some of my extra work and then bed time. Getting comfy to get to sleep is another issue!

Mr KC has done a sterling job of trying to get me moving today.

Shout out Mr KC!

I do hope you are able to get comfy quickly. Or I might actually have to tuck you in

Someone will have to tuck me in! Will someone stroke my back too, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you all had a wonderful time.

Sorry you’re in so much pain. I hope you can get some rest now? X

We did have a good time, our daughter especially. I'm finishing some of my extra work and then bed time. Getting comfy to get to sleep is another issue!

Mr KC has done a sterling job of trying to get me moving today.

Shout out Mr KC!

I do hope you are able to get comfy quickly. Or I might actually have to tuck you in

Someone will have to tuck me in! Will someone stroke my back too, please?

Fortunately for you I’m excellent at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*still waiting for LB to say hello

Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello

Oh hellooooooooo you

Fancy seeing you here

I know… how’s it hanging?

Low. It’s hanging low.

Are the baubles full?

Yes!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I hope you all had a wonderful time.

Sorry you’re in so much pain. I hope you can get some rest now? X

We did have a good time, our daughter especially. I'm finishing some of my extra work and then bed time. Getting comfy to get to sleep is another issue!

Mr KC has done a sterling job of trying to get me moving today.

Shout out Mr KC!

I do hope you are able to get comfy quickly. Or I might actually have to tuck you in

Someone will have to tuck me in! Will someone stroke my back too, please?

Fortunately for you I’m excellent at that"

I like the bit right at the top of my bum crack stroking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you all had a wonderful time.

Sorry you’re in so much pain. I hope you can get some rest now? X

We did have a good time, our daughter especially. I'm finishing some of my extra work and then bed time. Getting comfy to get to sleep is another issue!

Mr KC has done a sterling job of trying to get me moving today.

Shout out Mr KC!

I do hope you are able to get comfy quickly. Or I might actually have to tuck you in

Someone will have to tuck me in! Will someone stroke my back too, please?

Fortunately for you I’m excellent at that

I like the bit right at the top of my bum crack stroking

I bet you do

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"*still waiting for LB to say hello

Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello

Oh hellooooooooo you

Fancy seeing you here

I know… how’s it hanging?

Low. It’s hanging low.

Are the baubles full?

Yes!

Ooh perfect. All Christmassy and shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*still waiting for LB to say hello

Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello

Oh hellooooooooo you

Fancy seeing you here

I know… how’s it hanging?

Low. It’s hanging low.

Are the baubles full?

Yes!

Ooh perfect. All Christmassy and shit

There’s no shit. God you’re obsessed with poo tonight

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"*still waiting for LB to say hello

Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello

Oh hellooooooooo you

Fancy seeing you here

I know… how’s it hanging?

Low. It’s hanging low.

Are the baubles full?

Yes!

Ooh perfect. All Christmassy and shit

There’s no shit. God you’re obsessed with poo tonight"

You’ve really made me laugh today

Ps. There’s no shit. Promise

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*still waiting for LB to say hello

Sorry darling. I got home from work very late and then had to unpack the big shop. Just had my dinner but now. Hello

Oh hellooooooooo you

Fancy seeing you here

I know… how’s it hanging?

Low. It’s hanging low.

Are the baubles full?

Yes!

Ooh perfect. All Christmassy and shit

There’s no shit. God you’re obsessed with poo tonight

You’ve really made me laugh today

Ps. There’s no shit. Promise

I always tell myself when I look in the mirror, ‘Steve, at least you make women laugh’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do

I’ll do you

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, messed up week so far, my pick-up got sick,(new fuel pump)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Howdy y'all, messed up week so far, my pick-up got sick,(new fuel pump)

Howdy partner!

Bless your pick up

Wanna play a song to cheer yourself up?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy y'all, messed up week so far, my pick-up got sick,(new fuel pump)

Howdy partner!

Bless your pick up

Wanna play a song to cheer yourself up?"
I just posted on what song thread, telsa, "song and emotion

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I do

I’ll do you"

Right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do

I’ll do you

Right now?"

Yeah I’d do you right now

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening Mrs TMN et al

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hello everyone.

The cheap Jennie knockoff is in her bath.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It's official. I've killed the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Mrs TMN et al"

Evening fantastic Mr Fox.

Apologies, I fell asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone.

The cheap Jennie knockoff is in her bath.

You’re not knockoff anything!

I hope you’re not still in the bath though

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Hello everyone.

The cheap Jennie knockoff is in her bath.

You’re not knockoff anything!

I hope you’re not still in the bath though

No. I emerged, fragrant and shimmering, like The Birth of Venus, some time ago.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Hello everyone.

The cheap Jennie knockoff is in her bath.

You’re not knockoff anything!

I hope you’re not still in the bath though

No. I emerged, fragrant and shimmering, like The Birth of Venus, some time ago.

If Botticelli were to paint it, he'd no doubt entitle it "The Birth of Penis". I had to imagine the cherubs fluttering around the bathroom, though. And the choral accompaniment was in my head, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone.

The cheap Jennie knockoff is in her bath.

You’re not knockoff anything!

I hope you’re not still in the bath though

No. I emerged, fragrant and shimmering, like The Birth of Venus, some time ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone.

The cheap Jennie knockoff is in her bath.

You’re not knockoff anything!

I hope you’re not still in the bath though

No. I emerged, fragrant and shimmering, like The Birth of Venus, some time ago.

If Botticelli were to paint it, he'd no doubt entitle it "The Birth of Penis". I had to imagine the cherubs fluttering around the bathroom, though. And the choral accompaniment was in my head, too.

The description… it’s excellent

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Hello everyone.

The cheap Jennie knockoff is in her bath.

You’re not knockoff anything!

I hope you’re not still in the bath though

No. I emerged, fragrant and shimmering, like The Birth of Venus, some time ago.

If Botticelli were to paint it, he'd no doubt entitle it "The Birth of Penis". I had to imagine the cherubs fluttering around the bathroom, though. And the choral accompaniment was in my head, too.

The description… it’s excellent

Now I want to stage a photo lol!

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