FabSwingers.com forum: I made a snowman.

By *eather_uktv OP TV/TS
49 weeks ago

Manchester

We received about 20 inches of snow this week. So……….

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous

chest saying it objectified women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should

have been two snowmen instead.

8:22 - The transgender man / woman / person asked why I didn't just make

one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose,

as veggies are food and are not to be used to decorate snow figures.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:30 - I used food colouring to make one of the snow couple a

different colour and be more racially inclusive.

8:37 - Then I was accused of using a black face on the snowperson.

8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be

completely covered.

8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the

snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic

role.

8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with

eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the

difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now

a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and

sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by

social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything, marched down the street

demanding that I be arrested.

9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association

with work that had been all over social media

10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a

snowman...

*Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. It is what this world has

become because of a bunch of snowflakes.*