FabSwingers.com forum: Christmas penile fractures

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

According to a current German research study, Christmas is the peak time to be cautious about your cock. Penile fractures are significantly more likely at Christmas

. The fractures are often heralded by an audible crack, followed by severe pain, rapid loss of erection and severe swelling and bruising. “When [patients] present to their doctor their penis often looks like an eggplant...”.

Perhaps that's why eggplant emojis for cocks came into use.

Average age is 42. Have a happy Christmas, not a broken one

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*Crossing legs and grimacing in discomfort*

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

This is what comes of taking a run up, shouting Geronimo and then missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohmyfuckinggodwhywouldyoutypethatandmakemereaditwithmypoorinnocenteyespleaseneverpostanythinglikethateveragain

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Seek medical help, with urgency, should you get this

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just walk it off

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By *apybarasCouple
over a year ago

High Lighthouse!

"Just walk it off

Maybe a bag of frozen peas?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

They can bleed a lot too and often caused by taking too much viagra. Happened to someone I know it was horrific, they had to wrap it in a tea towel and rush to a&e

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually knew someone this happened to. And it was at Christmas

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

"Just walk it off"

Merely a flesh wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It don’t need to be Christmas to get a penile fracture…..one word…..

Aubergine! I’ll never forget the first one I saw!

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London

Ouch ouch ouch ouch. The thought of that is not a good feeling

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"It don’t need to be Christmas to get a penile fracture…..one word…..

Aubergine! I’ll never forget the first one I saw!"

I don't know whether the UK incidences of it correlate to the German ones but it's perhaps a mix of seasonal goodwill, merriment and booze, etc. But of course, they can be anytime

Certainlyz get medical help if it comes

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

My colleagues banjo snapped from a blowjob the other day. These are dangerous times fellas. Be careful out there

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ohmyfuckinggodwhywouldyoutypethatandmakemereaditwithmypoorinnocenteyespleaseneverpostanythinglikethateveragain

How do you feel about banjo strings snapping? They make an audible sound too!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Amazing what they discover in German research. Change of subject but research also discovered that the Germans who are noted for clean streets and clean cars change their underwear less often than an any other EEC member state. My take on that was I wish that I'd been the guy paid a kings ransom to conduct the research into German social habits.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

Sitting on the table

"Ohmyfuckinggodwhywouldyoutypethatandmakemereaditwithmypoorinnocenteyespleaseneverpostanythinglikethateveragain

How do you feel about banjo strings snapping? They make an audible sound too! "

If done by someone else being overzealous, they should serve time in prison.. no banter

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ohmyfuckinggodwhywouldyoutypethatandmakemereaditwithmypoorinnocenteyespleaseneverpostanythinglikethateveragain

How do you feel about banjo strings snapping? They make an audible sound too!

If done by someone else being overzealous, they should serve time in prison.. no banter"

And if done quite by accident, in the back of a Vauxhall Corsa??

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

Sitting on the table

"Ohmyfuckinggodwhywouldyoutypethatandmakemereaditwithmypoorinnocenteyespleaseneverpostanythinglikethateveragain

How do you feel about banjo strings snapping? They make an audible sound too!

If done by someone else being overzealous, they should serve time in prison.. no banter

And if done quite by accident, in the back of a Vauxhall Corsa?? "

It's like drink driving...No excuse is good enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Priapism

Total Emergency...

Needs adding..

Think those trousers & shorts wriggling in A&E or naughty skirts after a meet.

No more swinging that red guitar to Weller

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