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If money wasn't an issue what household chore would you pay someone to do

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Stockport

Afternoon everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Absolutely dusting and polishing.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Cleaning the bathroom.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Ironing.. I despise it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
47 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I do have someone in to do them

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

everything! Px

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By *ad NannaWoman
47 weeks ago

East London

"the housework"

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

All of them …..

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
47 weeks ago

ashford

All of it x

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
47 weeks ago

stanley

All of them apart from cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


""the housework""

Yes! I pick that chore too.

As it's the time of giving I give all my household chores and nearly wrap them in one as 'housework'

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Cooking

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
47 weeks ago

Reading

All of them

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West

Pretty much all of it

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By *mpierdoleMan
47 weeks ago

Birmingham

Ironing

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Same as our maid did when I was a kid - all the housework, and some cooking too.

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By *elshbi2Couple
47 weeks ago

Swansea

Well at this time of the year putting all the Christmas decs up

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By *ir SupremacyMan
47 weeks ago

Bolton

I really hate hanging the washing up .

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
47 weeks ago

Leeds

Everything

Washing up.

Hoovering especially the stairs.

Ironing because I just don't.

Cooking because I'm shite.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I have a cleaner comes in once a month.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Laundry. Especially putting it away.

J

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Putting the duvet into a freshly laundered cover. I always end up having to climb in, get lost, have a small cry, pretend to be a ghost and then wander onto the landing, looking for the bed and fall down the stairs

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Wash the dishes

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By *obilebottomMan
47 weeks ago

All over

All of it except light gardening and cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

For years l paid over the odds for a lady to clean my flat 2 hrs a week , got het a drink in the pub when l saw her , the money l paid her l got from doing some overtime , simples.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Cooking and ironing

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Cooking "

I hate to cook. I’m tempted to say, household shopping, cooking, and cleaning.

But at the same time, I don’t like having anyone in my space.

So I’d probably not hire anything out tbqh. No matter how much money I had.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Would have to be the washing and ironing!

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands


"Laundry. Especially putting it away.

J"

Exactly this.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
47 weeks ago

Leeds

I’d just live in an expensive hotel.

Then you’d have to do nothing.

The mr

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By *he KinkysCouple
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Clean my glass cabinets and put the washing away x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
47 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Shagging the Mrs

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

All of them!! Lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

47 weeks ago

East Sussex

Everything

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By *host63Man
47 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

Everything

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By *arkus1812Man
47 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Ironically have just put a card in a local shop window seeking the services of a cleaner in the New Year.

Primarily someone to do some cleaning, washing and ironing and above a all changing duvet covers.

Hours and rates of pay negotiable.

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By *obwhateverMan
47 weeks ago

Stirling/ London/ Yorkshire

Bloody everything. And manage my diary, and my taxes.

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By *entleman JayMan
47 weeks ago

Wakefield

I don’t mind chores except hanging the washing on the line.

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Cooking

I hate to cook. I’m tempted to say, household shopping, cooking, and cleaning.

But at the same time, I don’t like having anyone in my space.

So I’d probably not hire anything out tbqh. No matter how much money I had."

omg hippocrit lol (deliberate mispelling)

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

The life admin. School/college paperwork. Forms. Permissions. Payments. Presents. Cards. Booking activities. Blah blah blah.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I’m

Fortune enough to have someone to do my cleaning, ironing, change the sheets/make my bed.

I would love to have a chef though, Uber eats eventually gets boring

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Central

Everything. Especially DIY, which I'm poor at. Fit blokes could live handsomely, from my disinterest in jobs and DIY issues

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Everything. Especially DIY, which I'm poor at. Fit blokes could live handsomely, from my disinterest in jobs and DIY issues "

Oh yes! I'd kill to have someone put up shelves and so forth. I just never have time to learn how.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Cooking. Ugh.

Mrs TMN x

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By *idnight RamblerMan
47 weeks ago

Pershore

W@nk my telephone. I've seen others discuss telephone w@nking, but whenever I try it my phone never cums.

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By *GermanInLondonMan
47 weeks ago

London

Ironing. So boring and takes ages

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By *odevilWoman
47 weeks ago

exeter

I have an irrational hatred of putting fuel in my car.

So, that.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Closing cupboard doors and drawers behind me and tidying away all the stuff that I leave in the trail of chaos while on my ADHD side quests all day long.

I enjoy cleaning. Tidying is hell when you have the working memory of a seive made out of goldfish brains.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Ironing

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton


"Closing cupboard doors and drawers behind me and tidying away all the stuff that I leave in the trail of chaos while on my ADHD side quests all day long.

I enjoy cleaning. Tidying is hell when you have the working memory of a seive made out of goldfish brains. "

My problem is I start one job and end up getting distracted so end up with lots of half done jobs .its so bloody annoying

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By *ust want fun 888Man
47 weeks ago

nearby

All of it

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By *ACOLCouple
47 weeks ago

limerick

Folding clothes. A load of washing takes 5 business days to get folded.

Lina

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By *ecretssquirrelCouple
47 weeks ago

Shropshire

Someone to finish everything I start! I love starting the clearing or decluttering but end up with piles of doom that I don't want to sort through! Is it weird that I have so many piles... keep, maybe keep, too boring to decide on yet, important but not sure why or where to keep, bin! And there will be many more along the way!

So basically someone to follow me around and reorganise, recatagorise and finish everything for me!

Oh and someone to buy all the shopping and decide what to eat every damn day!

Mrs SS

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By *ecretssquirrelCouple
47 weeks ago

Shropshire

Same!!! Drives him mad!

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
47 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Hoovering.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
47 weeks ago

Belfast

Laundry

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By *ittlebirdWoman
47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Ironing.

But I tend to just buy new clothes instead these days.

Anything but ironing…

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

All of the household chores .... Everything....

I'd pay well though....

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Closing cupboard doors and drawers behind me and tidying away all the stuff that I leave in the trail of chaos while on my ADHD side quests all day long.

I enjoy cleaning. Tidying is hell when you have the working memory of a seive made out of goldfish brains.

My problem is I start one job and end up getting distracted so end up with lots of half done jobs .its so bloody annoying "

I call it prolonged multi-tasking. I'm doing 100 things at once so naturally many are mid-flow... (and yes, I annoy myself with it too)

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By *ansoffateMan
47 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Someone to follow my kids around nagging them to tidy up after themselves, turn lights and TVs off, put things back in the fridge etc etc.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Talk to my wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Talk to my wife."

Come on. Be reasonable.

Even the employed have limitations on what they’ll do for money.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Talk to my wife.

Come on. Be reasonable.

Even the employed have limitations on what they’ll do for money. "

I guess I’m stuck with the hard job… again.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
47 weeks ago

In the clouds

laundry

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By *orphia2003Woman
47 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

General housework, ironing, sorting out 'messy drawer'.

I'll do cooking, washing up, DIY and plumbing. It's the everyday stuff I struggle with.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
47 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"Afternoon everyone "

Afternoon

Ironing washing drying clothes

Cooking cleaning house

That means bathroom as well

Women need apply asap

All women applicants have to do it naked as well

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By *a LunaWoman
47 weeks ago

South Wales

I’d keep the hoovering for me because I love hoovering. But everything else they can have.

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By *opinovMan
47 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Eh?.. what do you mean 'if'?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I'd have a chef! With an menu

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"I'd have a chef! With an menu "

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