FabSwingers.com forum: The Worst Thing About Sex Is…..

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

…..Well?

Your responses may be as serious and considered or else as facetious and obstreperous as you so desire.

Make it so my fine folks

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

The aftermath

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

The worst thing about sex is.. the sex. Touching someone's genitals with your genitals, you make pee-pee there why would you.. YOU PUT THEM IN EACH OTHERS MOUTHS?!

*Starts heaving uncontrollably*

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
47 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Well, y'know, I would imagine STD's and pregnancy...

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

All the effort you gotta put in for a minute or 2 of enjoyment

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Looking for my car keys

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...the screaming, sobbing and uncontrolled insane laughter; and that's before I take my clothes off.

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By *sername already in useMan
47 weeks ago

manchester

Sobering up.

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool

The disappointment

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

The part where you’re expected to put your mouth on that part where we comes out of. Eww!

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich

Addictive

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
47 weeks ago

stanley

The jealousy from all of the other women

Clearly this is a joke reply so don’t flame me please

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

When you stop getting it because stuff needs doing

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"The worst thing about sex is.. the sex. Touching someone's genitals with your genitals, you make pee-pee there why would you.. YOU PUT THEM IN EACH OTHERS MOUTHS?!

*Starts heaving uncontrollably*"

I like the way your brain thinks.

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool

"The jealousy from all of the other women

Clearly this is a joke reply so don’t flame me please"

Never admit to the joke! Commit and stand behind it

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By *a LunaWoman
47 weeks ago

South Wales

When it ends. When there is no more spunk left to extract from their big hairy balls.

Sad times.

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By *eeglos94Man
47 weeks ago

Gloucester

The endless laundry, waterproof mattress protectors are a pain to wash and in winter almost impossible to dry because they roll up on themselves and trap moisture in the tumble dryer. Any tips greatly appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Ejaculating….it’s always a let down, it’s never as good as the build up.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

REALLY the worst the thing about SEX Question

Nothing ( or you R CRAP )

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By *illan-KillashMan
47 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"…..Well?

Your responses may be as serious and considered or else as facetious and obstreperous as you so desire.

Make it so my fine folks

Making sure my balaclava is on right and there's enough petrol in the van.

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By *imply DeeWoman
47 weeks ago

Wherever

The lack of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

The snail trail you leave on the carpet from the bed to the bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

The clean up! Then it starts again!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

When they stop.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It messes up my make up

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"The snail trail you leave on the carpet from the bed to the bathroom."

Thanks! I now have a mental image of you dragging yourself along the floor with your legs in the air, like my dog does when she drags her bum along the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

The worst thing about sex is....When you have a long luxurious hot bubbly moisturising bath ....& Lather on your expensive body cream afterwards....

& Hey Ho....

Your partner simulates sex....& You get covered in his sweat....

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"...the screaming, sobbing and uncontrolled insane laughter; and that's before I take my clothes off.

Sounds wonderful... gives me goose bumps listen to all of that...

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

My cup of tea, going cold

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"The jealousy from all of the other women

Clearly this is a joke reply so don’t flame me please

Never admit to the joke! Commit and stand behind it"

Then duck at the appropriate time

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