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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

What are the green flags you look for in a woman’s profile?

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By *hunky GentMan
49 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Blue undies

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

There really aren’t any, since the content of the profile is a million miles away from actually getting your message opened, replied to and meeting

Plus, what people write when they have unlimited time to tailor their bio vs what they actually are in reality are very far apart

I save my green flag detection for where it matters, in person

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"There really aren’t any, since the content of the profile is a million miles away from actually getting your message opened, replied to and meeting

Plus, what people write when they have unlimited time to tailor their bio vs what they actually are in reality are very far apart

I save my green flag detection for where it matters, in person "

Can’t believe I’ve agreed with you twice in one morning

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By *rHotNottsMan
49 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

You mean the writing ? Who looks at that part ?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
49 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"You mean the writing ? Who looks at that part ? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Tits "

Any particular kind?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
49 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Tits

Any particular kind?"

Uh.

The fleshy kind?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Looking like the pictures

You no what I mean pics taken 5 years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Tits

Any particular kind?

Uh.

The fleshy kind?"

Big or smol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Looking like the pictures

You no what I mean pics taken 5 years ago "

General rule of fab is don’t meet anyone with a most recent pic or veri older than like 2 years.

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By *d4fun73Man
49 weeks ago

Shipley


"Tits "

And a nice arse

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
49 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Tits

Any particular kind?

Uh.

The fleshy kind?

Big or smol "

Whatever suits their body type. Sometimes I like big soft pillowy ones and sometimes I like the little pointy ones. I just like tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Tits

Any particular kind?

Uh.

The fleshy kind?

Big or smol

Whatever suits their body type. Sometimes I like big soft pillowy ones and sometimes I like the little pointy ones. I just like tits "

You’re easily impressed. I like it

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By *aomilatteCouple
49 weeks ago

Midlands

If they have a full time PA and reply to every message

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
49 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Tits

Any particular kind?

Uh.

The fleshy kind?

Big or smol

Whatever suits their body type. Sometimes I like big soft pillowy ones and sometimes I like the little pointy ones. I just like tits

You’re easily impressed. I like it "

Oof. Tell that to the swathes of men telling me I'm asking too much. (I'm not asking them for anything, go figure.)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"If they have a full time PA and reply to every message "

It’s true. That’s helpful for us messagers

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

My profile has no green flags, just boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"My profile has no green flags, just boobs"

Yeah well you have a stunning face so who cares about anything else

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
49 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

I just look for the magic 4 words ...

" I don't do Drama "

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By *hunky GentMan
49 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"My profile has no green flags, just boobs"

You are far more than just boobs, but they're a great start.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it "

Less feet. Attracts the wrong crowd.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

I read the profiles. Humour is a huge green flag.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it

Less feet. Attracts the wrong crowd. "

Maybe that’s the right crowd

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it

Less feet. Attracts the wrong crowd.

Maybe that’s the right crowd "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it

Less feet. Attracts the wrong crowd.

Maybe that’s the right crowd "

I’ll tell everyone you want your feet sucked?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

A verify from me

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it

Less feet. Attracts the wrong crowd.

Maybe that’s the right crowd

I’ll tell everyone you want your feet sucked?"

Too far pickles!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Green flags are no red flags!!

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By *ntrigued888Woman
49 weeks ago

Beds

Tbh

Not many people read profiles.

I've got in capitals no COCK pics, and surprise surprise I receive them.

I usually send a message thanking them for reading my profile!!!

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By *agnar73Man
49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it "

It’s good but some cleavage/boobs help

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By *agnar73Man
49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Tits "

this

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

A list do's rather than don't's and not a hint of entitlement.

Though personally I think women's profiles sound more 'demanding' and 'entitled' over time as they get fucked off with men and feel the need to spell out what they want in sheer frustration. But the other guys don't read it that way.

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it "

Too many hoops to jump through.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it

Too many hoops to jump through."

Look Willy, just coz you failed at the first hurdle…

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Travelling

Short to mid profiles giving me a bit of detail of them.

Unless I am fully gripped by the first few lines enough to read the wall of text you just provided me with, I'm out. I'm not interested enough to read the rest. Doesn't matter how you look.

That goes for the checklist too. As soon as I see the hoops or the job application vibe, I'm gone. Your loss? Maybe, maybe not - but I'm gone.

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it

Too many hoops to jump through.

Look Willy, just coz you failed at the first hurdle… "

I got her^ number. How do you like those apples?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Short to mid profiles giving me a bit of detail of them.

Unless I am fully gripped by the first few lines enough to read the wall of text you just provided me with, I'm out. I'm not interested enough to read the rest. Doesn't matter how you look.

That goes for the checklist too. As soon as I see the hoops or the job application vibe, I'm gone. Your loss? Maybe, maybe not - but I'm gone. "

Agree. The checklist is such an irk. I’m really getting tired of them it’s just unimaginative and it doesn’t read great. It is like reading a job advert like you said

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Travelling


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it

Too many hoops to jump through.

Look Willy, just coz you failed at the first hurdle…

I got her^ number. How do you like those apples? "

So did I, and I didn't jump through any hoops or over any hurdles

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it

Too many hoops to jump through.

Look Willy, just coz you failed at the first hurdle…

I got her^ number. How do you like those apples?

So did I, and I didn't jump through any hoops or over any hurdles "

Now I feel like a slag

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it

Too many hoops to jump through.

Look Willy, just coz you failed at the first hurdle…

I got her^ number. How do you like those apples?

So did I, and I didn't jump through any hoops or over any hurdles "

Bloody hell, who hasn't got it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it

Too many hoops to jump through.

Look Willy, just coz you failed at the first hurdle…

I got her^ number. How do you like those apples?

So did I, and I didn't jump through any hoops or over any hurdles

Bloody hell, who hasn't got it?! "

Pickles hasn’t got it. I’ll go rectify that now

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it "

You know that profile is as cynical as any male ever in Fab.

But you also don’t sound as demanding as some I’ve read. I’m 9, well kind of 6 but if you turn your phone upside down I look alright!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it

Too many hoops to jump through.

Look Willy, just coz you failed at the first hurdle…

I got her^ number. How do you like those apples?

So did I, and I didn't jump through any hoops or over any hurdles

Bloody hell, who hasn't got it?!

Pickles hasn’t got it. I’ll go rectify that now "

If you didn’t want me to have it before then I am clearly unworthy

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Travelling


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it

Too many hoops to jump through.

Look Willy, just coz you failed at the first hurdle…

I got her^ number. How do you like those apples?

So did I, and I didn't jump through any hoops or over any hurdles

Bloody hell, who hasn't got it?!

Pickles hasn’t got it. I’ll go rectify that now "

Woah! Let's keep some things exclusive!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Reckon I’ve pretty much cracked it

Too many hoops to jump through.

Look Willy, just coz you failed at the first hurdle…

I got her^ number. How do you like those apples?

So did I, and I didn't jump through any hoops or over any hurdles

Bloody hell, who hasn't got it?!

Pickles hasn’t got it. I’ll go rectify that now

If you didn’t want me to have it before then I am clearly unworthy "

Saving the best till last babes

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
49 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

When it matches what you're looking for?

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"When it matches what you're looking for?

J"

Not necessarily?

Plenty of good profiles not what I’m looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Stockings

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By *illan-KillashMan
49 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"What are the green flags you look for in a woman’s profile? "

I knew who started this thread before I opened it.

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Travelling


"What are the green flags you look for in a woman’s profile?

I knew who started this thread before I opened it. "

Well of course, it says on the thread list under the title, and above the last person to comment.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
49 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"When it matches what you're looking for?

J

Not necessarily?

Plenty of good profiles not what I’m looking for"

That's why the question mark. It's a very broad question. In that case I'll suggest that it's a good profile when it has the results that she's looking for.

J

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By *illan-KillashMan
49 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"What are the green flags you look for in a woman’s profile?

I knew who started this thread before I opened it.

Well of course, it says on the thread list under the title, and above the last person to comment. "

Not if you're on the threads homepage it doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"What are the green flags you look for in a woman’s profile?

I knew who started this thread before I opened it.

Well of course, it says on the thread list under the title, and above the last person to comment.

Not if you're on the threads homepage it doesn't."

Right. I need to diversify my thread game

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