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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Stupidly wealthy. Like Jeff Bezos’ penis rocket rich.

What silly money draining vanity thing would you own if you had more money than sense?

I would buy Elon Musk so I could take him apart and rebuild him.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I’d probably pay for some of my favourite football teams to play in a summer tournament at my house. And I’d do the same for basketball.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
49 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Ooh I'd book my favourite artists to do a mini festival for just me and some close friends.

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Travelling

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By *emini and ScorpioCouple
49 weeks ago

The South West

Cliché but I’d give most of it away. That would be more fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Cliché but I’d give most of it away. That would be more fun. "

If this was QI the alarm would be sounding right now

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"I’d probably pay for some of my favourite football teams to play in a summer tournament at my house. And I’d do the same for basketball. "

What? You have a football pitch and basketball court at your house. Sooo....you do like money.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
49 weeks ago

North Angus

I…. I…. Actually don’t know what I’d do

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Build an even bigger penis rocket, and then boldly go where no man has been before

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands

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Harsh that. Poor Mimi

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Can I build nursing homes for the elderly and nurseries for children …and then charge nothing for them? But pay the staff an incredible hourly rate so they can enjoy their lives outside of work?

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By *oppleWangerMan
49 weeks ago

Gods Country

Umpteen million cars, a full size racetrack, the worlds largest dog sanctuary

No people allowed haha

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By *educing_EmCouple
49 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Can I build nursing homes for the elderly and nurseries for children …and then charge nothing for them? But pay the staff an incredible hourly rate so they can enjoy their lives outside of work?

I like this

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I'd build Tones a 'lady lair' at the far end of our grounds and a panic room for myself for when she emerges from it.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
49 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

A big fuck off dungeon

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Can I build nursing homes for the elderly and nurseries for children …and then charge nothing for them? But pay the staff an incredible hourly rate so they can enjoy their lives outside of work?

Yes! That’s lovely

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
49 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

McVitie's

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"A big fuck off dungeon

I’m imagining this and the aesthetics are pleasing

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"I'd build Tones a 'lady lair' at the far end of our grounds and a panic room for myself for when she emerges from it.

What’s a lady lair?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Umpteen million cars, a full size racetrack, the worlds largest dog sanctuary

No people allowed haha"

How many dogs would be the largest do you think?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Ooh I'd book my favourite artists to do a mini festival for just me and some close friends. "

I would back Ren for one of his well imagined and executed pop up performances. (I am truly obsessed with this artist right now, and I don’t care how silly I look either because he inspires me.)

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By *sername already in useMan
49 weeks ago

manchester

I’d buy ownership of FAB and just randomly ban and kick people off it for my own amusement.

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands

Can I provide free health care, food, clean water and safe homes to those that need it.

Free education for everyone who wants it.

And I'll adopt all the animals in need, so they can be safe and run free

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Leave the heating on when I went out

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Can I build nursing homes for the elderly and nurseries for children …and then charge nothing for them? But pay the staff an incredible hourly rate so they can enjoy their lives outside of work?

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"I’d probably pay for some of my favourite football teams to play in a summer tournament at my house. And I’d do the same for basketball.

What? You have a football pitch and basketball court at your house. Sooo....you do like money.

Oh no I hate it but in this very fake scenario I thought id fully commit

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
49 weeks ago

Reading

I would run a foundation to cure all forms of dementia. And holidays. I would take my lovers to somewhere warm and have a wonderful time fucking in the pool and hottubs. Weightless sex is fantastic.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
49 weeks ago

Reading

"I’d probably pay for some of my favourite football teams to play in a summer tournament at my house. And I’d do the same for basketball. "

I read this thread in reverse and saw this one and knew it was yours!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
49 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.

And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.

If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.

And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.

If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club

Tbf I thought the OP said something about selfish things we’d do

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.

And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.

If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club

Tbf I thought the OP said something about selfish things we’d do "

Money draining vanity things *

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By *TG3Man
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Stupidly wealthy. Like Jeff Bezos’ penis rocket rich.

What silly money draining vanity thing would you own if you had more money than sense?

I would buy Elon Musk so I could take him apart and rebuild him."
I'd buy a full length mirror

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands

"Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.

And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.

If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club

I was shocked how selfish you were.

Shocked!

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By *ayzDreamingMan
49 weeks ago

Shipton bellinger

New motorbikes.....lots and lots of new motorbikes

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
49 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.

And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.

If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club

I was shocked how selfish you were.

Shocked!"

I know right. Answering a question specifically about the stupid vanity purchases with something frivolous I want rather than virtue signalling away from the actual query at hand. Honestly, how can I live with myself?

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands

"Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.

And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.

If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club

I was shocked how selfish you were.

Shocked!

Definitely food for thought

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By *imi_RougeWoman
49 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.

And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.

If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club

This would definitely be second on the list... A club with a dungeon

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
49 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Book my favorite hardhouse DJ's, to play at a big fuck off free rave......in a muddy field, just like the free party days

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By *obilebottomMan
49 weeks ago

All over

In reality will share lots of it with lesz fortunate but for the purpose of this thread and sticking with the question, a bog yacht to travel around the world with all the best people I could have with me.

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By *ad NannaWoman
49 weeks ago

East London

"Leave the heating on when I went out

Steady on Tina, no one has that kind of money

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By *ad NannaWoman
49 weeks ago

East London

I'd buy a beautiful island somewhere hot, hurricane proof it and have debauched, naked sex parties with hot people

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By *orthern StarsCouple
49 weeks ago

Durham

We would set up a really reliable delivery firm, undercut the hell out of Evri and put them out of business, they are fecking useless!

Ensuring of course their trustworthy employees are taken on by us.

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By *ad NannaWoman
49 weeks ago

East London

"In reality will share lots of it with lesz fortunate but for the purpose of this thread and sticking with the question, a bog yacht to travel around the world with all the best people I could have with me.

I thought yacht, but sharks and drowning.

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By *ad NannaWoman
49 weeks ago

East London

I'd pay the ULEZ charge for struggling families.

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By *obilebottomMan
49 weeks ago

All over

I thought yacht, but sharks and drowning."

Big one with helipad

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By *illan-KillashMan
49 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Stupidly wealthy. Like Jeff Bezos’ penis rocket rich.

What silly money draining vanity thing would you own if you had more money than sense?

I would buy Elon Musk so I could take him apart and rebuild him."

I would also buy a big effoff rocket.

Fill it up with as many Flerfers as I could find, fly it into space and glue their fucking stupid faces to the window, so they could see planet Earth in all its globe glory.

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By *ycanNightsMan
49 weeks ago

Workington

"A big fuck off dungeon

Oh what's fucking dungeon that would be

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
49 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I'd pay for all your fab site supporters for a year....

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By *icentiousCouple
49 weeks ago

Up on them there hills

"A big fuck off dungeon

Nowthat is a Damned good idea.

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By *issMBWoman
49 weeks ago

North

A farm. All I want is a farm. I grew up on a farm, currently live on the outskirts of one, but all I want is one of my very own.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Buy my own personal track and have a selection of cars to use on it and feed my need for speed in a thrilling way.

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Travelling

Secluded walled off area of of land, like on the movie The village.

Not a village though, a giant ass cabin in the woods.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Stupidly wealthy. Like Jeff Bezos’ penis rocket rich.

What silly money draining vanity thing would you own if you had more money than sense?

I would buy Elon Musk so I could take him apart and rebuild him."

I would buy one of every type of entertainment business that I use. A pub a restaurant a night club and a motorbike shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I'd buy a meal for one from m&s

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Can I provide free health care, food, clean water and safe homes to those that need it.

Free education for everyone who wants it.

And I'll adopt all the animals in need, so they can be safe and run free

Of course you can x

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"A farm. All I want is a farm. I grew up on a farm, currently live on the outskirts of one, but all I want is one of my very own. "

With cattle?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Secluded walled off area of of land, like on the movie The village.

Not a village though, a giant ass cabin in the woods. "

An ass cabin. This intrigues me. A carbon full of ass

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Stupidly wealthy. Like Jeff Bezos’ penis rocket rich.

What silly money draining vanity thing would you own if you had more money than sense?

I would buy Elon Musk so I could take him apart and rebuild him.

I would also buy a big effoff rocket.

Fill it up with as many Flerfers as I could find, fly it into space and glue their fucking stupid faces to the window, so they could see planet Earth in all its globe glory.

Flerfers?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"I'd buy a beautiful island somewhere hot, hurricane proof it and have debauched, naked sex parties with hot people

Like Hedonism… but with taste…

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
49 weeks ago

stanley

A couple of the world’s best golf courses and then a small company through which I can fully fund the 2 local dog rescue centres

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
49 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Book my favorite hardhouse DJ's, to play at a big fuck off free rave......in a muddy field, just like the free party days

Mr "

Fuck yeah now that's more like it

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Oh, look at all these selfless and giving people.

And here's me just wanting to piss my imaginary money up the wall on ways to get off. Or at least aesthetically appropriate places to get off.

If it helps, I'd let my Domme friends have free run of my dungeon too. And maybe build a club

I was shocked how selfish you were.

Shocked!

Philanthropy can be vain.

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By *issMBWoman
49 weeks ago

North

"A farm. All I want is a farm. I grew up on a farm, currently live on the outskirts of one, but all I want is one of my very own.

With cattle?"

I like cattle. Anything but sheep... woolly little bastards. They're cute but a nightmare to keep.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
49 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"A big fuck off dungeon

Oh what's fucking dungeon that would be

You don't get to decorate

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"A farm. All I want is a farm. I grew up on a farm, currently live on the outskirts of one, but all I want is one of my very own.

With cattle?

I like cattle. Anything but sheep... woolly little bastards. They're cute but a nightmare to keep."

And they bite, don’t they…

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Leave the heating on when I went out

Steady on Tina, no one has that kind of money

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
49 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

If we are talking billions here then buy a 10 acre plot of land , have my Palace custom built with multiple bedrooms and bathrooms, an indoor heated pool , a big fuck off games room with a Snooker table , pool table , jukebox, fruit machines, and a fully functioning bar and waiting staff ...

And a separate mansion on the land just for swingers parties/social events ..

Obviously something I've given no thought too ever

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I'd build a fab hotel with club + dungeons and sex shop and coffee shop

All bases covered!!

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By *mf123Man
49 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I would buy an island and employ science folks to clone body parts for people who need transplants seen as world leaders dont like the ethics of it

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By *cottish guy 555Man
49 weeks ago

London

"Can I build nursing homes for the elderly and nurseries for children …and then charge nothing for them? But pay the staff an incredible hourly rate so they can enjoy their lives outside of work?

I like this

Em x"

And also buy houses and blocks of flats for teachers, nhs staff and care workers and charge minimum rent for them to tick over and keep them safe and tidy

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Weirdly, I was thinking today that I would like to buy a big van and convert it into a mobile shop. Providing essentials for those who suffer with mobility issues, financial issues, etc. Non-profiting, and providing produce at cost price.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Secluded walled off area of of land, like on the movie The village.

Not a village though, a giant ass cabin in the woods.

An ass cabin. This intrigues me. A carbon full of ass"

And autocorrect is also ass

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I'd buy a spitfire. Then I'd have to learn how to fly it!

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Weirdly, I was thinking today that I would like to buy a big van and convert it into a mobile shop. Providing essentials for those who suffer with mobility issues, financial issues, etc. Non-profiting, and providing produce at cost price. "

I like this too

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By *ddie1966Man
49 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Buy the top 5 moto gp bikes and have a private shootout at the nurberg ring..

Ananke cand follow behind me in her fast car to scoop me off the ground when I bin it..

And wow.

Just found a totally innocuous and innocent word, that cannot be misconstrued whilst typing this response, that the site won't let me use..

How strange !!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Buy Manchester United and hire competent people to run the day to day.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Buy Manchester United and hire competent people to run the day to day."

Is there such a thing in football now?

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By *egDaySkipperMan
49 weeks ago

Liverpool

I would buy a mega sized animal shelter

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
49 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

So going with the selfish vibe rather than what I'd actually do. I'd have a massive library like in Beauty and the Beast. With ladders and snuggly chairs and blankets and a grand piano.

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By *illan-KillashMan
49 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Stupidly wealthy. Like Jeff Bezos’ penis rocket rich.

What silly money draining vanity thing would you own if you had more money than sense?

I would buy Elon Musk so I could take him apart and rebuild him.

I would also buy a big effoff rocket.

Fill it up with as many Flerfers as I could find, fly it into space and glue their fucking stupid faces to the window, so they could see planet Earth in all its globe glory.

Flerfers?"

Flat Earthers.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Having spent money on something worthwhile, now it’s time to be vulgar.

I would purchase an Su-27 Flanker fighter jet, (they can be bought in the USA, and go through whatever instruction, licenses, permits, etc….to fly said beasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Buy Manchester United and hire competent people to run the day to day.

Is there such a thing in football now? "

Competent in a footballing sense

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

A whole island to be filled by just me and dogs, no other people allowed.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
49 weeks ago

chichester

Build an underwater city

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By *ittlebirdWoman
49 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I would ask for my money out of the bank… all in crisp £50s. Then burn it.

Just because I could

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
49 weeks ago

Belfast

I would buy an island, build a race track on it, and spend lots and lots of money on cars to drive around said race track.

I would also:

Pay to go to space

Buy a jet pack

Buy a Seabreacher

Spend endless hours parachuting with a wing suit

Get my helicopter license

And much much more

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I’d sink load of money in car’s probably

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By *TG3Man
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

Filthy filthy rich I'd sink my super yacht in the harbour and charge to scuba dive and have a look around

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