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By *ackformore100 OP Man
40 weeks ago

Tin town

Piss on the toilet seat?

Ffs guys... We are well equipped to direct where we are pointing percy..

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By *eneralKenobiMan
40 weeks ago

North Angus

#notallmen

I don’t get why you wouldn’t lift the seat to piss

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

If you don’t lift the seat to piss you are a heathen

We all sit on that eventually. Lift it up

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I kind of enjoy it, I even swagger away once I've done the deed

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
40 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Public ones are the worst (service stations, airports, supermarkets etc).... I'm sure they don't do that at home, although you never know do you

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By *educing_EmCouple
40 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Public ones are the worst (service stations, airports, supermarkets etc).... I'm sure they don't do that at home, although you never know do you

Mr"

Women can be just as bad in public toilets! I've seen some that would actually turn your stomach.

Even at work we all have to take turns cleaning the staff toilets and the women's are always worse than the men's toilet

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Pub cleaners always tell me gents smell, ladies toilets are a disgrace

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
40 weeks ago

North West

"Piss on the toilet seat?

Ffs guys... We are well equipped to direct where we are pointing percy..

At the porcelain?

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
40 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"Public ones are the worst (service stations, airports, supermarkets etc).... I'm sure they don't do that at home, although you never know do you

Women can be just as bad in public toilets! I've seen some that would actually turn your stomach.

Even at work we all have to take turns cleaning the staff toilets and the women's are always worse than the men's toilet

Em x"

Good point. P always says they are really bad too

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By *oppleWangerMan
40 weeks ago

Gods Country

"Piss on the toilet seat?

Ffs guys... We are well equipped to direct where we are pointing percy..

At the porcelain?"

At the pisser

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
40 weeks ago

Leeds

Nothing wrong with a sit down wee if you ask me, take the weight off your feet.

The mr

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By *aitonelMan
40 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Public ones are the worst (service stations, airports, supermarkets etc).... I'm sure they don't do that at home, although you never know do you

Women can be just as bad in public toilets! I've seen some that would actually turn your stomach.

Even at work we all have to take turns cleaning the staff toilets and the women's are always worse than the men's toilet

Em x"

My cleaning team can confirm this. Maybe not worse but definitely often just as bad as the men's. Some of the things in the women's toilets... Seen some things

shocking

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

To provoke fab forum threads? There’s a thread for everything

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By *imi_RougeWoman
40 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Pub cleaners always tell me gents smell, ladies toilets are a disgrace

Why do they always smell so much worse than womens?

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
40 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"Pub cleaners always tell me gents smell, ladies toilets are a disgrace

Why do they always smell so much worse than womens?"

Too much asparagus

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Pub cleaners always tell me gents smell, ladies toilets are a disgrace

Why do they always smell so much worse than womens?"

When I was younger I worked in a nightclub ..part of our duties at the end of night was to check the ladies & gents toilets for bottles :glasses etc… and the womens facilities were disgusting ..far worse than the gents

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By *rispyDuckMan
40 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Like someone already said #Notallmen

Oh it really grinds my gears when I see post with generalisation terminology when in reality it’s a small proportion of that group that does something shitty haha

I’m sure no harm was meant

just a pet peeve of mine

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
40 weeks ago

North West

"Pub cleaners always tell me gents smell, ladies toilets are a disgrace

Why do they always smell so much worse than womens?

You should see the accessible toilets

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By *ister_EMan
40 weeks ago

Hayling Island

"Pub cleaners always tell me gents smell, ladies toilets are a disgrace

Why do they always smell so much worse than womens?

Worked as a bouncer for a bit when I was younger. And ocasionaly had to break up fights in the ladies toilets or check them at the end of the night etc... Some of the sights I saw would turn your stomach inside out!

So while men's toilet habits are generally worse, there are some 'ladies' who could give the worst blokes a run for their money!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Some Ladies public toilets are vile....they pee all over the seat & floor....lots of toilets left unflushed too....

I sometimes seriously think I'm gonna pick up a disease of some sort.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
40 weeks ago

Tin town

"Nothing wrong with a sit down wee if you ask me, take the weight off your feet.

The mr "

How else are you supposed to read all your messages when off to the loo?

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
40 weeks ago

Tin town

"#notallmen

I don’t get why you wouldn’t lift the seat to piss "

Well exactly... Like your mum taught you! And even if you don't lift the seat, and you somehow manage to miss the fucking great 12 inch diameter hole from 24 inches away... And spray anywhere else... Fucking clean it up.

As for women's habits... I'm not equipped to comment, but I can only imagine that sitting down right on top of it... Makes it easy to hit the target... Or am I mistaken?

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By *aitonelMan
40 weeks ago

Liverpool

"#notallmen

I don’t get why you wouldn’t lift the seat to piss

As for women's habits... I'm not equipped to comment, but I can only imagine that sitting down right on top of it... Makes it easy to hit the target... Or am I mistaken? "

You are mistaken

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
40 weeks ago

Tin town

Seems the race to the bottom is afoot.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I prefer to sit n spit. Takes aiming out of the equation.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
40 weeks ago

West Suffolk

"#notallmen

I don’t get why you wouldn’t lift the seat to piss "

Sometimes a seat won’t stay up, and that tiny bit of fluff stuck to your piss hole sends jets in 3 different directions

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By *rauntonbananaMan
40 weeks ago

Braunton

Alway put the seat up and then down with the lid afterwards…. It’s called manners and respect for others

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