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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

Lads, what would you rate your penis out of 10? What’s it based on?

I’d like to see some frameworks

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Travelling

5

Its just a penis

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By *mf123Man
49 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I think its ace at pissing high up walls

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
49 weeks ago

Southampton


"5

Its just a penis"

I'm.sure many would disagree at your score lol

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"5

Its just a penis

I'm.sure many would disagree at your score lol"

Yeah, it's a tad high

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I don't know on a scale to 10 but it would be H on the Council Tax rate.

M

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By *he ass man 666Man
49 weeks ago

paradise city

No idea , happy to be critiqued

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I'd say an average 6 for mine, pretty decent at pleasing others

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
49 weeks ago

North West


"I don't know on a scale to 10 but it would be H on the Council Tax rate.

M"

Was it quite expensive in 1991?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
49 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

12.

But I do buy mine custom to order so it's easier for me

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
49 weeks ago

Southampton


"5

Its just a penis

I'm.sure many would disagree at your score lol

Yeah, it's a tad high"

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By *art1968Man
49 weeks ago

stafford

It’s what others think that matters

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I think we've all learnt that the perfect penis lies with Real Carrick, anything other than that is meh.. raise the bar fellas.

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
49 weeks ago

shankill

Probably a 4 here.

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By *ou only live onceMan
49 weeks ago

London

I think the measure is called the Carrick Scale...

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By *ou only live onceMan
49 weeks ago

London


"I think we've all learnt that the perfect penis lies with Real Carrick, anything other than that is meh.. raise the bar fellas."

Doh, you got there first!

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By *ennyleeeWoman
49 weeks ago

Southampton

It's a cock they are all the same, it's the person behind it that's important.

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By *esthetic21Man
49 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"It's a cock they are all the same, it's the person behind it that's important. "
they're definitely not all the same

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By *andy2Man
49 weeks ago

Ealing

I’d rate yours at around 8

Nice girth decent size

I’d definitely enjoy it

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By *xhib12Man
49 weeks ago

Blyth

Mine's a solid 7 & a bit...... maybe a tad less when it's cold

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Travelling


"5

Its just a penis

I'm.sure many would disagree at your score lol

Yeah, it's a tad high"

Shush you!

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By *avelovesfeetMan
49 weeks ago

Kettering

Please feel free to rate mine

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Mine guarantee my satisfaction every time so I score them with full marks.

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands


"Please feel free to rate mine "

6

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

But getting many strong frameworks. Just ratings. How are we coming to these ratings

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By *eneralKenobiMan
49 weeks ago

North Angus

7 I guess, decent but not for everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

My rating is usually based on

Girth, length, is it straight or does it curve, what does it look like flaccid, what size is the head, and finally how well does it photograph.

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By *ennyleeeWoman
49 weeks ago

Southampton


"It's a cock they are all the same, it's the person behind it that's important. they're definitely not all the same "

It's still the person behind it, guys are obsessed with there willys, most women just don't care.

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By *addyyBoyyCouple (MM)
49 weeks ago

stoke on trent

Would know where to start rating my cock ha ha, but i have had a few of compliments over the years

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By *rchitectMan
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

Happy to have mine rated.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
49 weeks ago

west london

Average and girthy

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

5

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
49 weeks ago

Southampton


"5"

From what I can see 10

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands


"Happy to have mine rated."

This cock would score about 8 Carricks. Lovely action shot too

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
49 weeks ago

North Norfolk

Happy to receive feedback

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By *orthampton jamesMan
49 weeks ago

Northampton

Go on, I've big shoulders, I can take it ?? give it a rate then

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

A footballer once said "if I was chocolate I'd eat myself"..

On a scale of 1 to 10 my cock is chocolate

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Travelling


"A footballer once said "if I was chocolate I'd eat myself"..

On a scale of 1 to 10 my cock is chocolate

"

Melts easily?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
49 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

12/10

They're good peneseseseses Brent.

B

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"It's a cock they are all the same, it's the person behind it that's important. they're definitely not all the same

It's still the person behind it, guys are obsessed with there willys, most women just don't care. "

This isn’t about women this is about men and how we rate our penises

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"A footballer once said "if I was chocolate I'd eat myself"..

On a scale of 1 to 10 my cock is chocolate

Melts easily? "

Devoured eagerly

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Rate it for myself? A solid 10 as it gives me pleasure and cums every time .

For someone else’s satisfaction …god those that are unfortunate to have to experience it would probably say maybe at a push a 3

But I am sure it’s a higher score for someone out there … just got to find the easily pleased

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
49 weeks ago

Leeds

10 out of 10 just like ronseal, its does the job but unfortunately doesn’t come in a tin, but it pisses, gets hard when called upon and satisfies the mrs, I’d highly recommend getting one.

The mr

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By *tsallreal11Man
49 weeks ago

nearby

10

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
49 weeks ago

Southampton


"10"

9/10

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By *uggyBear1Man
49 weeks ago

Bristol

Is it fair to say I'm a 7, even tho I'm an 8" ??

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By *tsallreal11Man
49 weeks ago

nearby


"10

9/10"

glad. You like x

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By *aughtynaughty82Man
49 weeks ago

London / Kent

This thread tickled me.

Made for a good read too.

(Waiting patiently to be brought down to earth) haha

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By *ikesEmBigMan
49 weeks ago

Herts

My cock is super awesome

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By *eordieJeansCouple
49 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I rate mine a 10. It’s the only one I’ve got and it’s as good as it’s ever going to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"It's a cock they are all the same, it's the person behind it that's important. they're definitely not all the same "

She’s right. Once you’ve seen one , you’ve seen them all.

I read that once!

So we’re all a ten right?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

If you must

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I can confirm.

You're all a bunch of dicks.

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By *aughtynaughty82Man
49 weeks ago

London / Kent

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By *eordieJeansCouple
49 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I can confirm.

You're all a bunch of dicks. "

But you love dicks.

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan
49 weeks ago

Frome

Sod it, I'm a 7.5, I'm inches and score.

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