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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cream egg!!

I slowly peel the wrapper off, bite the top off, stick my tongue in , when i can't go deeper i use my pinky , then nibble the rest till im satisfied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't they are horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have mine too

I think they're vile !

Quite surprising really.

Normally if it's thick, sweet and sticky, I'm there like a shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nibble the top off and lick it out mmmmmmmm lol love them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight in whole, doesn't touch the sides

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

When I was younger I used to call it a '12p lick out'

This reveals three things.

1. The way I eat it

2. I am obsessed with fajiners

3. I am very fucking old! 12p FFS!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can have mine too

I think they're vile !

Quite surprising really.

Normally if it's thick, sweet and sticky, I'm there like a shot "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was younger I used to call it a '12p lick out'

This reveals three things.

1. The way I eat it

2. I am obsessed with fajiners

3. I am very fucking old! 12p FFS! "

12p!!!! Jeeeeeez

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

My tongue can access the bottom. I lick it until it melts to my touch

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"My tongue can access the bottom. I lick it until it melts to my touch "

Are we still talking about cream eggs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually in two bites! Its a sweetie for fecks sake! Not a sex toy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Usually in two bites! Its a sweetie for fecks sake! Not a sex toy. "

and this thread is a bit of fun!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My tongue can access the bottom. I lick it until it melts to my touch "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I cant stand them, just the smell of them makes me feel sick, yuckity yuck

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I saw a pigeon in town once with one stuck to the end of his beak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usually in two bites! Its a sweetie for fecks sake! Not a sex toy.

and this thread is a bit of fun!! "

You asked how we eat ours. I said in two bites. Or am i not allowed to post because i don't lick the living daylights out of it before i eat it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not really that keen on them.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Don't like them. Too sickly sweet for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cream egg!!

I slowly peel the wrapper off, bite the top off, stick my tongue in , when i can't go deeper i use my pinky , then nibble the rest till im satisfied "

Bite the top off and lick the fondant out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Usually in two bites! Its a sweetie for fecks sake! Not a sex toy.

and this thread is a bit of fun!!

You asked how we eat ours. I said in two bites. Or am i not allowed to post because i don't lick the living daylights out of it before i eat it? "

Post away... I simply made comment just as you did

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

bite the top off and use my willie as a soldier like a boiled egg and the mrs sucks it off u need a pencil dick for this to work tho

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Too sickly sweet for me."

Bring on the savories instead!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nibble the top off then use it to practice my tongue technique lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

After reading that rimming thread it's quite put me off my cream egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't they are horrible "

My thoughts exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading that rimming thread it's quite put me off my cream egg. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading that rimming thread it's quite put me off my cream egg. "

Either you have been rimming the wrong people or that last cream egg you had was out of date

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After reading that rimming thread it's quite put me off my cream egg.

Either you have been rimming the wrong people or that last cream egg you had was out of date "

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"After reading that rimming thread it's quite put me off my cream egg.

Either you have been rimming the wrong people or that last cream egg you had was out of date "

LOL Nooooo it was just what he said. Don't get me wrong, I like eating bottoms.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I get my monkey butler to load powder, wadding and an unwrapped cream egg into my 1 1/2" howitzer.

He then sets it at 22 degrees to horizontal on the orangery roof and stands by for my orders.

I then stand precisely 234 yards NNW on the grand lawn in my burgundy smoking jacket and fez before shouting 'Monkey prime! Monkey stand by! Monkey.... FIRE!'

I await arrival of the egg and swallow in one...

So nothing fancy really...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Creme Eggs are yucky. It's a waste of perfectly edible chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will do anything for a creme egg me they are my fav.

I do bite the top off and lick out the fondant

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Cream egg!!

I slowly peel the wrapper off, bite the top off, stick my tongue in , when i can't go deeper i use my pinky , then nibble the rest till im satisfied "

Peel the wrapper off, bite the top off, stick my Tongue in but then eat the rest in one huge mouthful.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"After reading that rimming thread it's quite put me off my cream egg.

Either you have been rimming the wrong people or that last cream egg you had was out of date "

You could combine the two.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nibble it slowly

Nicer out of the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yuk but give me a walnut whip any day

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I take its head off then lick it out xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doh like em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to have a chicken sit on it for a couple of weeks to give it some authenticity

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By *r and mrs bangerboobsCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

Generally all in at once! Think this stems from a previous partner encouraging me to do it that way as allegedly it was the only way to keep me quiet for a couple of minutes

Mrs BB x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way to sickly for me, now a walnut whip however... mmm say no more!

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By *ymrocruMan
over a year ago

penygroes

I like to push mine up my partner and wait open mouthed for here to push it out, love the taste of pussy and choc together.

Mmmm

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I like to push mine up my partner and wait open mouthed for here to push it out, love the taste of pussy and choc together.

Mmmm "

Have you tried Kit Kats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to lick the creamy goodness right out.

..sorry what are we talking about again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bite the top off, dip my tongue inside and lick the gooey stuff out then eat the chocolate bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck it in in one go. Bite down and let it explode.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to push mine up my partner and wait open mouthed for here to push it out, love the taste of pussy and choc together.

Mmmm "

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock


"Nibble the top off and lick it out mmmmmmmm lol love them. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant beat a bit of cream sliding down your throat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always do it with style and use a spoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what mood I'm in, if I'm hormonal then all in one, cannot deprive a woman of chocolate! if not bite top off and lick it all out then eat the chocolate!

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