FabSwingers.com forum: spin off from my misreading a thread title

By *naswingdress OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Not for getting our mums"

I entirely misread this as:

What presents should we not buy our mothers?

And now I want to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Dildos

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
47 weeks ago

Markfield

Headstones

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

Vibrators

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Crotchless knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Lube

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich

Plane ticket

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By *eroLondonMan
47 weeks ago

Mayfair

Book tokens. They're all obsessed with Kindles these days.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
47 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Will writing kit

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
47 weeks ago

Markfield

Annual membership to slimming world

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By *GermanInLondonMan
47 weeks ago

London

A membership for fab.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
47 weeks ago

Gravesend

A skateboard

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By *use and wolfCouple
47 weeks ago

angus

"Dildos"

That's not as an uncommon gift from daughter to mother or vice versa as you might think.

i even had a Domme friend in the US Who was given one of Her Mum's younger submissives until She found Her own when She moved back to Her hometown.

My answer would be a book of erotic art featuring you and your siblings

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By *ermite12ukMan
47 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Gordon Ramsey cookbook.

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands

All expenses paid trip to Switzerland

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich

"All expenses paid trip to Switzerland "

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That's darker than my humor for sure.

***Excuse me?! Anybody noticed he isn't a saint either? Could somebody tell him off please? Hello? Humor police? ***

Return ticket would cost more in the belly of the plane by the way.

Need to watch "Throw Momma from the train" for ideas.

I'm not giving you ideas, just joking Willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Gordon Ramsey cookbook."

Misreading within a misreading thread - that was "cockbook" to me for a minute

definitely don't get her one of those

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By *uri00620Woman
47 weeks ago

Croydon

Speed. An ex's mum was buying it unknowingly as a diet aid.

Wasn't great

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By *hrimper36Couple
47 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

""Not for getting our mums"

I entirely misread this as:

What presents should we not buy our mothers?

And now I want to know."

I read it exactly the same way.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
47 weeks ago

Leeds

A virgin experience day at a nursing home.

The mr

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands

"All expenses paid trip to Switzerland

***

That's darker than my humor for sure.

***Excuse me?! Anybody noticed he isn't a saint either? Could somebody tell him off please? Hello? Humor police? ***

Return ticket would cost more in the belly of the plane by the way.

Need to watch "Throw Momma from the train" for ideas.

I'm not giving you ideas, just joking Willy.

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