FabSwingers.com forum: Best place to dispose of an ex

By *or Fox Sake OP Couple
over a year ago

Thornaby

I'm torn, under a new patio, or through a shredder.

Why oh why do they have to cause so much grief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shredder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some pigs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new patio just means they are costing you even more expense! I'd go with the shredder, its cheaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find out let me know. You can have mine too.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Ohh my not a shredder imagine the mess !! and the noise. Has to be a vat of acid surely

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By *urvyKattWoman
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

Definitely shredder, patios can be dug up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend once planned killing her husband, can't remember how she was going to do it but afterwards she was going to chop him up and give us all a bit to store in our freezers. That's friendship for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep mine under the er patio.

Shredders are messy

Pigs are best if you have any nearby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you find out let me know. You can have mine too.

And mine but please hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/03/13 13:16:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone with a shredding truck if that helps ?

I could provide a mobile service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

River Tyne is quite a good dumping grpunf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bin bag in the sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best place for mine would of been in the local docks before they filled them in ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send in a rocket to the moon , lol

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

underneath a dozen slabs

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that I wish to give anyone any ideas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBvCPTK1MmY

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By *arl828Man
over a year ago

warrington, Cheshire

"Get some pigs. "

If you go with this option take a hammer to their teeth first, it's the onlky part a pig can't diggest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shredder and then into the green bin - make lovely rottable ground fill

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By *aulusMan
over a year ago

Chester

There was a case not far from me where the guy had killed his wife and chopped her up into portions and kept them in the freezer and slowly cooked the portions and fed to his cats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get some pigs.

If you go with this option take a hammer to their teeth first, it's the onlky part a pig can't diggest.

that would just add to the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tescos are looking for a new supply of meat for its burgers!!!

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Get some pigs.

If you go with this option take a hammer to their teeth first, it's the onlky part a pig can't diggest.

phosphoric acid works wonders...

pickle 'em in

Wolf

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By *ndym12Man
over a year ago

Ivybridge

"Tescos are looking for a new supply of meat for its burgers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sinkholes are very popular at the moment and according to experts in the field, are more likely to increase due to global warming and extreme weather conditions.... You just need to predict were they will acurr. Or dig a Cavan under your ex' s house....

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By *Brinksy xxWoman
over a year ago

Halesowen

Acid in a big plastic bucket. Breaking bad has a lot to answer for ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get friendly with the person who works in the incinerator in the local hospital, less mess to deal with then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I favour the Dexter method.

Or you could make it look like an accident...

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By *aaLaaWoman
over a year ago

Pontesbury

I just sent my last one to Texas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In this day and age shouldn't we recycle them and pass them on to a needy person to get some wear out of them? I did that with my ex to an ex ex and they are delightfully unhappy together.

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By *eordie JoJoTV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Couple of sleeping tablets babes crushed in beer! When the twat falls alseep weight him down with bricks and then in the deepest water you can find!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In this day and age shouldn't we recycle them and pass them on to a needy person to get some wear out of them? I did that with my ex to an ex ex and they are delightfully unhappy together.

Love this plan, combines disposal with revenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In this day and age shouldn't we recycle them and pass them on to a needy person to get some wear out of them? I did that with my ex to an ex ex and they are delightfully unhappy together.

Love this plan, combines disposal with revenge

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is that not really part exchanging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're lucky living so close to breachyhead a quick smack on the head then push them off problem solved and no need to dispose of the body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beachyhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive a few hundred pigs , and a hammer

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I'm torn, under a new patio, or through a shredder.

Why oh why do they have to cause so much grief."

Have you got access to a hospital incinerator?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's that you say, Skippy? -

He's fallen down the old mine shaft???

Well I tell ya what, Skippy, let's not tell anybody about it this time...

.... it can just be our little secret...!"

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By *ighly ProfessionalMan
over a year ago

peterborough

I found the best place to get rid of mine was find another partner for them a woman( for men) or man (for Woman) to take her off your hands . That way they wont come back, wont pester you have another mug to look after them . Result.

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

I thought of disposing of mine but then thought better of it as FINALLY after 5 years am getting maintenance for the kids...LOL

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

High velocity rifle.

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

I bought mine a one way ticket to newcastle and told him he couldn't have it until he decorated the hallway.

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By *ovecuckoldfunMan
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

i hope your ex dont see this forum post lol the best way to get over a ex is get some more cock in xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Central reservation of your local motorway.

They are never going to widen the middle bit, and you wont even have to bury it if its one of those wide ones with grass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend once planned killing her husband, can't remember how she was going to do it but afterwards she was going to chop him up and give us all a bit to store in our freezers. That's friendship for ya

Hahaha. My friends agreed to something similar. Obviously it as yet hasn't happened!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha. My friends agreed to something similar. Obviously it as yet hasn't happened!! Lol"

Strangers on a train ????

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

If you've got and iPhone with Siri ask it how to dispose of a body it's funny

D x

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By *lasgowfunnMan
over a year ago

paisley

Pigs are good but u need to cut the body up in to bits and dispose of the teeth lol so I've heard

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Get some pigs. "
they might recognise the posters ex as one of there own and shag him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if humans make good compost?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm torn, under a new patio, or through a shredder.

Why oh why do they have to cause so much grief."

cant you just take him to the findus lasagne factory you might just get paid at the same time

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I wonder if humans make good compost? "

some would as full of shit !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer is in every grave yard

Huge trees and stunning flowers.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Smash out the teeth n shave the body.... then feed the corps to hungry pigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does everyone watch the same bloody films (SNATCH)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to go with the pigs option I'm afraid! Instructions below!!

"the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the _xpression, "as greedy as a pig". "

Voila!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For all I want to kill my ex I can't and won't do it as she is the mother to my son so I have to put up with the grief lol shit happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chop 'em up and flog 'em to Findus

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"Does everyone watch the same bloody films (SNATCH)"

Nope.. Hanibal

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Mine is still a problem 7 or so years down.

He still will try and tell me all about his work. I stay silent on the phone so he hopefully gets the message.

He still asks too many questions about my personal life. He said he found an old pic of us and it messed with his head! Our kids still get out the albums fron when they were babies and from our honeymoon etc and show me and we laugh and reminiss for their sakes.

I think my ex will always be a pain as although he ended the marriage I chose not to take him back he was too scared to actually suggest it but just alluded to it. By that point he had raised his hand to me.

I basically would love to bury him but its not going to happen lol

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By *Brinksy xxWoman
over a year ago

Halesowen

"Have to go with the pigs option I'm afraid! Instructions below!!

Voila!!!

Did you say that in your bestest brick top voice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is still a problem 7 or so years down.

He still will try and tell me all about his work. I stay silent on the phone so he hopefully gets the message.

I basically would love to bury him but its not going to happen lol

My ex and yours should get together lol then we both might get some peace why can't exs let us move on in life

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

We used to go to dinner parties and I would beg him to not talk about work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to go with the pigs option I'm afraid! Instructions below!!

Voila!!!

Did you say that in your bestest brick top voice?

Is there such a thing as a good brick top voice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get some pigs. "

agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get some pigs. "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

hull

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By *ranny SueTV/TS
over a year ago

folkestone

Buy online 5ml of Adenosine Triphosphate. It comes in a vile of 5ml. Just 2ml in a drink will cause a massive heart attack, 100% death. The Chemical will then leave the body through the bodies natural liquids as Adenosine Diphosphate and it is unlikly that this chemical will be picked when the body is subject to a post mortam.

And that's just a taster of one chemical from many

Love TGirl Sue xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right bare with me .

You will need :-

X1 chain saw

A big wood chipper(plus tow vehicle )

Large chest freezer.

Hammer.

Take hammer and knock said ex out and put in chest freezer for 48 hours until frozen though.

Now remove said ex and with the chain saw cut in to easy manageable parts.

Hook up chipper to vehicle and drive to a tidal river.

Point chipper over river and feed parts of ex into it .the fish will do the rest.

Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm slightly scared!! Lol x

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