FabSwingers.com forum: Question: What is the Male equivalent of getting Flowers?

By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Fellas has your lady ever surprised you with flowers?

If not flowers what equivalent to flowers has or does she get you once in a while eg ‘to say thanks or just show some love lol’

Ladies have you ever got your fella flowers? Again if not exactly flowers what equivalent gift gesture do you/have you surprised your fella with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 6 bottle pack of Corona.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blowjob?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

An out of season blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fellas has your lady ever surprised you with flowers?

…..

One woman did once .

it was beautiful to receive.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I used to get him a box of violet creams

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

A compliment does

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"A blowjob? "

Or a handjob?

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By *he Forum Thread KillerMan
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I once got some flowers from the Ex.

Triffids.

Wasn't impressed....

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I've been given a premium-branded lip balm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pack of beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blowjob?

Or a handjob?"

Both?

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By *mpierdoleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A 6 bottle pack of Corona. "
The correct answer

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"A blowjob?

Or a handjob?

Both?"

Wouldn't that be the equivalent of flowers AND chocolates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blowjob?

Or a handjob?

Both?"

We’re not needy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis shaped Cactus Plant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blowjob?

Or a handjob?

Both?

Wouldn't that be the equivalent of flowers AND chocolates?"

Possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blowjob?

Or a handjob?

Both?

We’re not needy.

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

A cactus, I was once bought one by a woman I was dating as she wanted to buy something and she thought flowers were not my thing.

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

A sweet treat from the coffee shop she's invariably called into on the way back home

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

His favourite dinner and favourite sweets.

Probably a blowjob too.

Em x

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

I had flowers bought for me once..A lovely sentiment...I brought them home to my wife....2 people were made happy that day

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"An out of season blow job

There's a season, is this like grouse or pheasant shooting - do it out of season and you'll be prosecuted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A boner that dies just as you're starting to appreciate them.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

4 cans and her going out when the football is on.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

A note of recognition that you have more to offer than just the ability to put up shelves, take the bins out and open difficult jars?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My wife surprised me with flowers on a number of occasions. She was always better at it than me.

The most memorable occasion was the Valentine's Day I was in the army. I was the Group Signals Officer for one of the most active regions during the Unrest - surrounded by macho SADF Permanent Force personnel in a very busy posting. The morning of Valentine's Day, a huge bouquet was delivered to HQ reception, with a teddy bear and chocolates. The HQ women were all abuzz about who this was for. I got called through from my comcen, to discover these amused women all looking at me as I collected my big bouquet of roses from my girlfriend. It sat in the comcen all day, much to the amusement of my signallers. The Ops Major and his officers all stuck their noses in to look at it too. My girlfriend thought it was hilarious. No wonder I married her.

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"I had flowers bought for me once..A lovely sentiment...I brought them home to my wife....2 people were made happy that day"

Hahaha this cracked me up

My FB buys me a gym too for my birthday and Christmas. Wants me strong and fit for our bedrooms sexercises

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

aftershave

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"A blowjob? "

Works for me

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Food or drink usually.

Although I did gift my friend moisturiser and lip balm recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A note of recognition that you have more to offer than just the ability to put up shelves, take the bins out and open difficult jars?"

Yep. You forgot change light bulbs!

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

"A blowjob? "

Winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penis shaped Cactus Plant"

Heh I got something similar from a male bestie for my 18th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Miles would be happy with herb pots more than flowers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pack of beer

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If I were to do that sort of thing it'd be a food item (chocolate, alcohol, maybe something more niche depending on specifics), something consumable I know they like (a nice notebook), or a voucher towards something (... because you never buy a book lover books, sort of thing)

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penis shaped Cactus Plant

Heh I got something similar from a male bestie for my 18th

He knows you well.....

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I'm good with flowers.

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

"My wife surprised me with flowers on a number of occasions. She was always better at it than me.

Oh I absolutely love this! So beautiful and hilarious at the same time

I used to buy a bf flowers for birthdays or valentines, but it would depend on the person x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cake please

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"A blowjob? "

With a steak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penis shaped Cactus Plant

Heh I got something similar from a male bestie for my 18th

He knows you well....."

) like a brother heh. It was a very well endowed one too

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By *inner53Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Tulips on your organ

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"My wife surprised me with flowers on a number of occasions. She was always better at it than me.

Oh I absolutely love this! So beautiful and hilarious at the same time

I used to buy a bf flowers for birthdays or valentines, but it would depend on the person x

I think it's lovely. Flowers shouldn't just be a gift for women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say more getting new cologne lol

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By *alm_one4Man
over a year ago

RM16

A packet of Fox's Chocolatey Milk Chocolate Rounds and a promise not to steal one

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting a plant for me

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Lego

Ohhhh yes yes yes

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I bought a guy a rosemary bush once. He loves cooking and thought it would be a nice gift.

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

"Fellas has your lady ever surprised you with flowers?

i have had flowers, a certain plants buds that popularly dried and smoked, a pot plant and more recently it's Funko Pops instead xx

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Some awesome responses

keep sharing the love. Sometimes such a small surprise gesture can mean a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiskey and chocolates

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"My wife surprised me with flowers on a number of occasions. She was always better at it than me.

•

This is a lovely read.

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By *night in armourMan
over a year ago

stafford

A nice cup of my favourite coffee

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Never flowers, but often a chocolate bar or something similar that I know he likes. He does like it when he comes in from work to a freshly baked batch of cookies that I've made for him.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I like it when a woman buys me car parts.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I like it when a woman buys me car parts."

And gives me a blow job. Obviously.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

A giant toblerone.

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By *ablo898Man
over a year ago

norwich

Just her in some nice new underwear with the heals or boots on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolly has got me so many things over the last quarter century. Latest was a Viking bracelet and necklace for going to Hel Cabaret & Torture Garden. Before that finding an original 12 inch single from a band I was gifted an original pic from the same record (soon to be framed together). K

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Leaving a few pints behind the bar for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't need flowers or gifts or anything.. just a look in the eye and a sincere bit of thanks of appreciation. maybe a sandwich aswell.

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By *ustchancerMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Simple creatures men. but if any man worth anything doesn’t agree with a reassuring compliment and affection that’s true they need there head tested.

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By *ustchancerMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"We don't need flowers or gifts or anything.. just a look in the eye and a sincere bit of thanks of appreciation. maybe a sandwich aswell. "
exactly that

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By *xstevenxxMan
over a year ago

Ashbourne

Getting a pint

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Getting a chocolate mini egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We don't need flowers or gifts or anything.. just a look in the eye and a sincere bit of thanks of appreciation. maybe a sandwich aswell. "

Being appreciated is so understated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started to cry, but then remembered I

… I can buy myself flowers….

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"A blowjob? "

Correct. End of discussion

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Work mate just said ‘only time most women buy a man flowers, is when placing them on his grave stone

’.

Bit of a morbid statement but kinda true! So get the men in your life’s some flowers ladies lol

don’t leave it too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A note of recognition that you have more to offer than just the ability to put up shelves, take the bins out and open difficult jars?"
:

-D

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"A blowjob? "

A blowjob would certainly be a treat…

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Just something to show they’ve thought of you - a cake or something small.

I like to give massages and C will often ask if I want one in return and that’s when I ask for a BJ - they are both relaxing in their own ways

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I used to pick up _oxes of matchmakers for my husband now and then.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I made a boy a crown of daisies once. I think I was about 6.

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By *oastalloversCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

Steak and blowjob, Lego Star Wars

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"A blowjob? "

A whole industry just sprang up by swapping flowers for blowjobs.

Blowjobs from a late night garage.

Say it with blowjobs.

Delivered by Interblowjob.

Blowjobs given to grieving relatives at a funeral.

The Chelsea Blowjob Show.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A blowjob?

A whole industry just sprang up by swapping flowers for blowjobs.

Blowjobs from a late night garage.

Say it with blowjobs.

Delivered by Interblowjob.

Blowjobs given to grieving relatives at a funeral.

The Chelsea Blowjob Show."

Listerine for tingly blowjobs

Face gym for the tightest blowjobs

Turkey teeth, removable for the most flexible blowjobs

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Getting fruit

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm happy giving flowers to men, as the natural delights and world aren't the sole reserves of us women

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