FabSwingers.com forum: Too much sexy

By *aitonel OP Man
50 weeks ago

Travelling

I think it's time to lower the sexy vibe around these parts... Is fab actually sexy?

I have a headache, feeling bloated with stomach pains.

Bring your none sexy in here.

I'm braced for the worst...

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I uploaded a video of me wanking today. And another one of me reading my smut.

Is that the sexiness you’re looking for

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
50 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Sat in my festive oodie running a temperature. Sexy vibes!

Mrs TMN x

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By *aitonel OP Man
50 weeks ago

Travelling

"I uploaded a video of me wanking today. And another one of me reading my smut.

Is that the sexiness you’re looking for"

If that doesn't make you or others feel sexy, then yes. It's about the none sexy

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

The office heating isn't working properly. I'm starting with another cold. Everyone is being needy, rude and entitled. Fuck sexy, I am ready to explode with grumpiness. Everything can fuck off and then fuck off even further away.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
50 weeks ago

Leeds

Is fab sexy? No!

Currently sat in my very long wearable blanket enjoying a coffee, far from sexy.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

My very elderly cat (19) has diarrhoea and shat her bed and on the sofa and all down herself, then stood in it and walked it around the living room too. I've had to put her in the bath for a little wash down which obviously she hated so kept trying to jump out while wet and still covered in poop. Then I had to dry her off and clean everything. Sexy af over here.

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By *sername already in useMan
50 weeks ago

manchester

I’m all of the sexy currently, sat on my couch in joggers with hat hair and a Starbucks, lap it up ladies.

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By *imply DeeWoman
50 weeks ago

Wherever

Due to endometriosis I’ve been bleeding for 5 weeks straight and no end in sight.

You asked

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By *inky ChefMan
50 weeks ago

Norwich

I had 5 coffees and still didn't poo.

I guess it will hurt.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Also, lower the sexy vibe? What sexy vibe? Have you seen this site?

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By *aitonel OP Man
50 weeks ago

Travelling

"Also, lower the sexy vibe? What sexy vibe? Have you seen this site?

The forum sexy vibe of course! Or at the very least the general sexy vibe

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Also, lower the sexy vibe? What sexy vibe? Have you seen this site?

The forum sexy vibe of course! Or at the very least the general sexy vibe"

Ah yes, that sexy vibe. Bahahahahaha. So sexy.

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By *odevilWoman
50 weeks ago

exeter

Here I am...!

As usual, looking as though I've been dug up.

You're welcome.

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By *aitonel OP Man
50 weeks ago

Travelling

"Here I am...!

As usual, looking as though I've been dug up.

You're welcome.

Knew it!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Anyway if someone finds my usual good nature I would appreciate them returning it. I don't actually like being in a grump.

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By *aitonel OP Man
50 weeks ago

Travelling

"Also, lower the sexy vibe? What sexy vibe? Have you seen this site?

The forum sexy vibe of course! Or at the very least the general sexy vibe

Ah yes, that sexy vibe. Bahahahahaha. So sexy.

Stop being a grump!

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By *ickshawedCouple
50 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

There's nothing sexier than being sat in jogging bottoms and a hideous Christmas jumper, with a sore tummy, trying to understand government issued information.

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
50 weeks ago

Wales

I've got a rash from where I've been blowing my nose

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By *oneybee1001Woman
50 weeks ago

Around and about

Keeping it real and defo not sexy, say on my couch in house comfies and trying to decifer my latest test results and treatment plan (not GUM clinic lol). How did we manage before the Internet?!

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By *mber81Woman
50 weeks ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

I took photos in lingerie this morning before work.

Now like many others I am sitting in my Oodie. A present from work Secret Santa and it has pics of bacon and eggs on it. Very sexy I think.

Made it my profile photo to celebrate how sexy I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"I think it's time to lower the sexy vibe around these parts... Is fab actually sexy?

I have a headache, feeling bloated with stomach pains.

Bring your none sexy in here.

I'm braced for the worst... "

How are you feeling now OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Errrr please direct me to the sexy on here, I can't see any

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands

"Errrr please direct me to the sexy on here, I can't see any

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/willy_idol

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
50 weeks ago

Midlothian

I'm in bed wearing an old t-shirt, eating cheese puffs, watching shite on my phone. Recovering from a busy day yesterday. Very unsexy, but nice and comfy.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"Errrr please direct me to the sexy on here, I can't see any

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/willy_idol"

Still can't see it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
50 weeks ago

North West

"I uploaded a video of me wanking today. And another one of me reading my smut.

Is that the sexiness you’re looking for"

I had to take a look

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
50 weeks ago

North West

I'm regurgitating my lunchtime soup

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
50 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I think it's time to lower the sexy vibe around these parts... Is fab actually sexy?

I have a headache, feeling bloated with stomach pains.

Bring your none sexy in here.

I'm braced for the worst... "

My back is in muscle spasm. I'm doddering around bent over like an old man with a carrot up his arse. And my stomach is upset into the bargain - and taking a shit causes my back to spasm, so it's all round not sexy.

Top that and stay fashionable, you hippy.

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands

"Errrr please direct me to the sexy on here, I can't see any

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/willy_idol

Still can't see it"

Ooft that hurt

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
50 weeks ago

Midlothian

I have a headache, feeling bloated with stomach pains.

I hope you're feeling a bit better now btw. ?

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By *ycanNightsMan
50 weeks ago

Workington

On the sofa ...in joggers and t-shirt wrapped up in a blanket... drinking coffee

All the hot obviously

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By *ruceyyMan
50 weeks ago

London

My blocked nose wont shift but the energy is back now so if you fancy nasal dirty talk, I'm your man!

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By *educing_EmCouple
50 weeks ago

Tipperary

My nose piercing has gone all red and sore.

I'm hiding in my kitchen for 5 minutes of peace whilst wearing my pjs and oodie. (monsters inc obvs)

There's a lingering smell in the house from when I changed the toddler so I need to get up and go spray some air freshener.

You're welcome.

Em x

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By *eliWoman
50 weeks ago

Sometimes. Ish. If someone I like is horndogging a bit it kind of can be. But bringing down the sexy to a suitable level for the average middle aged fabber...

I'm about to make a mocha and put on my holey vest top and giant oodie. If I had balls I'd scratch them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
50 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

FAB is sexy if you are looking for sexy. I've always kept sex and the forum separate. There are people in their that get outraged at the slightest

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
50 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

My unsexy is ....

My M and S effing paper bag got sogged n fell apart in town today and as I walked home from the station a white van man ran straight though a massive puddle and soaked me all down my left hand side. Luckily for me I re proof my coat every couple of weeks but my jeans were dripping.

I'm not allowed to kill any more people though .......

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Also, lower the sexy vibe? What sexy vibe? Have you seen this site?

The forum sexy vibe of course! Or at the very least the general sexy vibe

Ah yes, that sexy vibe. Bahahahahaha. So sexy.

Stop being a grump! "

No.

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By *aitonel OP Man
50 weeks ago

Travelling

"Also, lower the sexy vibe? What sexy vibe? Have you seen this site?

The forum sexy vibe of course! Or at the very least the general sexy vibe

Ah yes, that sexy vibe. Bahahahahaha. So sexy.

Stop being a grump!

No.

Fucking grumps

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Also, lower the sexy vibe? What sexy vibe? Have you seen this site?

The forum sexy vibe of course! Or at the very least the general sexy vibe

Ah yes, that sexy vibe. Bahahahahaha. So sexy.

Stop being a grump!

No.

Fucking grumps

Meh. Honestly, I've not been in such a foul mood for ages. And I've got to be nice to all these arseholes at the carol concert tonight. Humbug.

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By *aitonel OP Man
50 weeks ago

Travelling

"Also, lower the sexy vibe? What sexy vibe? Have you seen this site?

The forum sexy vibe of course! Or at the very least the general sexy vibe

Ah yes, that sexy vibe. Bahahahahaha. So sexy.

Stop being a grump!

No.

Fucking grumps

Meh. Honestly, I've not been in such a foul mood for ages. And I've got to be nice to all these arseholes at the carol concert tonight. Humbug.

Good good, Let the hate flow through you!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
50 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’ve got my period, and just ate 4 Time Out bars in a row while wearing Home Alone pyjamas and the biggest period pants known to man. I have Kevin McCallister on my chest.

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
50 weeks ago

The Igloo

On a bus, heading out of a very grey looking Wolverhampton City Centre. How unsexy is that?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
50 weeks ago

North West

"Also, lower the sexy vibe? What sexy vibe? Have you seen this site?

The forum sexy vibe of course! Or at the very least the general sexy vibe

Ah yes, that sexy vibe. Bahahahahaha. So sexy.

Stop being a grump!

No.

Fucking grumps

Meh. Honestly, I've not been in such a foul mood for ages. And I've got to be nice to all these arseholes at the carol concert tonight. Humbug.

Good good, Let the hate flow through you! "

^^^The Emperor has no clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

When you drop some cooked rice in the not so well lit room it looks like a little pile of dead maggots.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I smell like boiled chicken skin and I the juice in my cup has layers inside and sometimes my ears leak bright green milk with thick lumps and my socks are hard like crunchy butter that has been out in the snow too long.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

My knickers are so creamy I could pass for a packet of coleslaw.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
50 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"I smell like boiled chicken skin and I the juice in my cup has layers inside and sometimes my ears leak bright green milk with thick lumps and my socks are hard like crunchy butter that has been out in the snow too long."

I could just cope with that but, cover your body in Jaffa Cakes and prune juice - I’m removing you from my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I could just cope with that but, cover your body in Jaffa Cakes and prune juice - I’m removing you from my hotlist "

If you remove me from your hotlist you'll never get to see the close up picture I'm going to upload of my nostril in 2024.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
50 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I could just cope with that but, cover your body in Jaffa Cakes and prune juice - I’m removing you from my hotlist

If you remove me from your hotlist you'll never get to see the close up picture I'm going to upload of my nostril in 2024."

Tease!!!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
50 weeks ago

Markfield

Feminist tshirt, halloween leggings, biker boots, unicorn Oodie, lounging on the sofa whilst babysitting. I’m so non sexy it hurts.

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By *ddie1966Man
50 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"Feminist tshirt, halloween leggings, biker boots, unicorn Oodie, lounging on the sofa whilst babysitting. I’m so non sexy it hurts. "

God damn it Scooby!

Ya got me all excited now.

Wanna come and bite toe nails with me on the sofa ?

Lost my nail clippers.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
50 weeks ago

Markfield

"Feminist tshirt, halloween leggings, biker boots, unicorn Oodie, lounging on the sofa whilst babysitting. I’m so non sexy it hurts.

God damn it Scooby!

Ya got me all excited now.

Wanna come and bite toe nails with me on the sofa ?

Lost my nail clippers."

Too busy eating ready meal stew and checking the kids advent calendars. But another time? For sure!

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By *aitonel OP Man
50 weeks ago

Travelling

I could just cope with that but, cover your body in Jaffa Cakes and prune juice - I’m removing you from my hotlist

If you remove me from your hotlist you'll never get to see the close up picture I'm going to upload of my nostril in 2024."

Nostril? I'm in!

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By *ddie1966Man
50 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

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By *ddie1966Man
50 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Lol.

Got a vision of Wayne and Waynetta in my head now...

Soooooo un sexy....

Ya got that one.....

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
50 weeks ago

Markfield

"Lol.

Got a vision of Wayne and Waynetta in my head now...

Soooooo un sexy....

Ya got that one....."

I’m ’avin a faaaaag

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By *ddie1966Man
50 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Well give Spudulika one as well...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
50 weeks ago

Portsmouth

I'm tired, my stomach is in bits from stress, can't focus and I didn't get out of the house today.

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By *aitonel OP Man
50 weeks ago

Travelling

"I'm tired, my stomach is in bits from stress, can't focus and I didn't get out of the house today."

I'd offer support, but you know... Beard!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
50 weeks ago

Portsmouth

I feel like I'm missing out... Is everyone wearing an oodie?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
50 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"I'm tired, my stomach is in bits from stress, can't focus and I didn't get out of the house today.

I'd offer support, but you know... Beard! "

There's always puppies

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