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Pastel de Nata

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

Name a better sweet treat to have with a coffee as you watch the world go by.

Oh no wait, you can't.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Omg have you seen the TikTok of the guy that calls it this in Lidl?

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By *obilebottomMan
49 weeks ago

All over

I like it but a selection of filled cannoli can also do the job.

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By *naswingdressWoman
49 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I prefer my coffee without distraction.

Dark and bitter like my soul

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"I prefer my coffee without distraction.

Dark and bitter like my soul"

And like your men

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By *naswingdressWoman
49 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I prefer my coffee without distraction.

Dark and bitter like my soul

And like your men "

Surprisingly, bitter and dark don't tend to correlate with men.

It's usually the other ones who are bitter, bitching all the goddamn time about some perceived slight and cancel culture and whatnot

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By *viatrixWoman
49 weeks ago

Redhill

Clearly you’ve not had a Mexican concha.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"I prefer my coffee without distraction.

Dark and bitter like my soul

And like your men

Surprisingly, bitter and dark don't tend to correlate with men.

It's usually the other ones who are bitter, bitching all the goddamn time about some perceived slight and cancel culture and whatnot"

I want to rip your clothes off.

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By *naswingdressWoman
49 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I prefer my coffee without distraction.

Dark and bitter like my soul

And like your men

Surprisingly, bitter and dark don't tend to correlate with men.

It's usually the other ones who are bitter, bitching all the goddamn time about some perceived slight and cancel culture and whatnot

I want to rip your clothes off. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Clearly you’ve not had a Mexican concha. "

Describe it to me in no more than 10 words and I'll consider it

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
49 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

A warm cinnamon roll with cream cheese icing.

B

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I can. Canelés of Bordeaux from Babelle in London. Fight me on a bed of rose jam-filled doughnuts.

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By *hrek101Man
49 weeks ago

Herts


"Name a better sweet treat to have with a coffee as you watch the world go by.

Oh no wait, you can't. "

My man , you know it

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
49 weeks ago

Wales

I had two of these bad boys last week, one after the other.

Immensely satisfying.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

We had our staff breakfast and someone brought in two trays of them as well as cinnamon buns. It's a little slice of heaven.

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By *naswingdressWoman
49 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

If you like Pastel de nata, I'll raise you a vanilla slice. One of the most popular items in an Australian bakery.

A tall slice - puff pastry top and bottom. In the middle is all custard, made slightly more solid, but one bite into it and it all oozes everywhere (imagine the consistency of jelly, maybe a little more solid). On top is a thin layer of icing with a little bit of passionfruit.

Absolute fucking heaven.

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By *asycumsMan
49 weeks ago

Bristol


"I prefer my coffee without distraction.

Dark and bitter like my soul

And like your men "

Don't remember her saying that on Airplane!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

An ex used to bake them. No wonder I miss her so much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"A warm cinnamon roll with cream cheese icing.

B"

Sounds OK, but it's not got the flaky, buttery pastry or the cream , custardy filling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

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By *alm_one4Man
49 weeks ago

RM16

Pret do decent one, but nothing like a coffee and Nata in a Portuguese cafe in a local town.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
49 weeks ago

Gravesend

Liebenkuchen

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Omg have you seen the TikTok of the guy that calls it this in Lidl? "

Portuguese tart.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Name a better sweet treat to have with a coffee as you watch the world go by.

Oh no wait, you can't. "

I do actually really enjoy one of these, but now I fancy tiramisu.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Omg have you seen the TikTok of the guy that calls it this in Lidl?

Portuguese tart. "

Lemon I literally love that you knew this. It’s so depressing being on this site and nobody getting you.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Omg have you seen the TikTok of the guy that calls it this in Lidl?

Portuguese tart.

Lemon I literally love that you knew this. It’s so depressing being on this site and nobody getting you. "

By the way when you’re an international superstar like me you know the correct name is pastel de nata

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Omg have you seen the TikTok of the guy that calls it this in Lidl?

Portuguese tart.

Lemon I literally love that you knew this. It’s so depressing being on this site and nobody getting you.

By the way when you’re an international superstar like me you know the correct name is pastel de nata"

*sighs*

Portuguese tart!! But I get you Pickles.

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By *ottom charlieMan
49 weeks ago

washington


"Name a better sweet treat to have with a coffee as you watch the world go by.

Oh no wait, you can't. "
big packet of ginger biscuits,,, just gotta dunk,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Stroopwafels. In addition to tasting amazing, you can put it on top of the mug so the caramel goes all gooey

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