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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could meet anyone that you’ve not yet met from the lounge for a social only- what burning questions would you ask them?

Don’t name names, don’t want any tears on a Monday morning. I only want to know the topic or some of the questions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Don’t name names

Names names

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t name names

Names names

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omg

My brain isn’t working

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t name names

Names names

Dunno what you’re on about

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Don’t name names

Names names

He started strong but let us all down straight away. Let himself down, really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t name names

Names names

He started strong but let us all down straight away. Let himself down, really."

I’m playing the ‘I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you’ clip in my head rn

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m so glad I’m here to hold these Gen Z fucks accountable

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Don’t name names

Names names

Dunno what you’re on about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m so glad I’m here to hold these Gen Z fucks accountable

Whose uncle is this??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I’m so glad I’m here to hold these Gen Z fucks accountable

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

fight fight fight fight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fight fight fight fight"

They want to see two Black brothers fighting.

They don’t wanna see us win

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’d meet a well-known local thread starter and ask if he embarrassed himself this morning and whether he’s doing okay afterwards. Just a mental health check-in, y’know?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I’m so glad I’m here to hold these Gen Z fucks accountable

Whose uncle is this??"

Beres, Luciano, Wray… I am fully and unashamedly embracing my Uncle stage

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Of the people I'd meet (I almost said "want to meet"... that's perhaps overstated), the questions I'd ask fall into two broad categories

1. What the absolute fuck? Are you ok hun? Can we experiment on you for science?

2. I want to hear you talk so I can absorb your brain and use it for my own purposes

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"fight fight fight fight

They want to see two Black brothers fighting.

They don’t wanna see us win

I want to see you fight in the spirit of... soft porn pillow fight fighting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fight fight fight fight

They want to see two Black brothers fighting.

They don’t wanna see us win

I want to see you fight in the spirit of... soft porn pillow fight fighting

Yeah yeah yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m so glad I’m here to hold these Gen Z fucks accountable

Whose uncle is this??

Beres, Luciano, Wray… I am fully and unashamedly embracing my Uncle stage

Shout out Beres. That’s my new name for you

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I want to see you fight in the spirit of... soft porn pillow fight fighting

Now we’re talking. Slow motion camerawork. Feathers floating around.

Bow-chicka-wow-wow …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t name names

Names names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t name names

Names names

He started strong but let us all down straight away. Let himself down, really."

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"fight fight fight fight

They want to see two Black brothers fighting.

They don’t wanna see us win

It’ll be like ‘92 when the Crips and Bloods came together to…. Oh…. Yeah…. You weren’t fucking alive

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"fight fight fight fight

They want to see two Black brothers fighting.

They don’t wanna see us win

I want to see you fight in the spirit of... soft porn pillow fight fighting

Yeah yeah yeah

what, so only guys can be thirsty? come on, man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fight fight fight fight

They want to see two Black brothers fighting.

They don’t wanna see us win

It’ll be like ‘92 when the Crips and Bloods came together to…. Oh…. Yeah…. You weren’t fucking alive

Hey! I know my Black history

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"fight fight fight fight

They want to see two Black brothers fighting.

They don’t wanna see us win

It’ll be like ‘92 when the Crips and Bloods came together to…. Oh…. Yeah…. You weren’t fucking alive

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I’m so glad I’m here to hold these Gen Z fucks accountable

Whose uncle is this??

Beres, Luciano, Wray… I am fully and unashamedly embracing my Uncle stage

Shout out Beres. That’s my new name for you

Uncle Beres

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fight fight fight fight

They want to see two Black brothers fighting.

They don’t wanna see us win

I want to see you fight in the spirit of... soft porn pillow fight fighting

Yeah yeah yeah

what, so only guys can be thirsty? come on, man."

Oh no women can be thirsty I just know you’re not

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"fight fight fight fight

They want to see two Black brothers fighting.

They don’t wanna see us win

I want to see you fight in the spirit of... soft porn pillow fight fighting

Yeah yeah yeah

what, so only guys can be thirsty? come on, man.

Oh no women can be thirsty I just know you’re not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d meet a well-known local thread starter and ask if he embarrassed himself this morning and whether he’s doing okay afterwards. Just a mental health check-in, y’know?"

That’s actually really sweet

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

How do you function in society?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Of the people I'd meet (I almost said "want to meet"... that's perhaps overstated), the questions I'd ask fall into two broad categories

1. What the absolute fuck? Are you ok hun? Can we experiment on you for science?

2. I want to hear you talk so I can absorb your brain and use it for my own purposes"

I like these.

I’d also ask people why the fuck the fuck they still use the lounge

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Of the people I'd meet (I almost said "want to meet"... that's perhaps overstated), the questions I'd ask fall into two broad categories

1. What the absolute fuck? Are you ok hun? Can we experiment on you for science?

2. I want to hear you talk so I can absorb your brain and use it for my own purposes

I like these.

I’d also ask people why the fuck the fuck they still use the lounge "

1. It's a free country

2. Freedom of speech

3. You can't stop me

4. I'm fucking stubborn.

There. Saved you a trip

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"fight fight fight fight

They want to see two Black brothers fighting.

They don’t wanna see us win

My money is on The gatekeeper. He's got an extra inch on the reach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Of the people I'd meet (I almost said "want to meet"... that's perhaps overstated), the questions I'd ask fall into two broad categories

1. What the absolute fuck? Are you ok hun? Can we experiment on you for science?

2. I want to hear you talk so I can absorb your brain and use it for my own purposes

I like these.

I’d also ask people why the fuck the fuck they still use the lounge

1. It's a free country

2. Freedom of speech

3. You can't stop me

4. I'm fucking stubborn.

There. Saved you a trip

Freeze peach definitely bound to come up

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Of the people I'd meet (I almost said "want to meet"... that's perhaps overstated), the questions I'd ask fall into two broad categories

1. What the absolute fuck? Are you ok hun? Can we experiment on you for science?

2. I want to hear you talk so I can absorb your brain and use it for my own purposes

I like these.

I’d also ask people why the fuck the fuck they still use the lounge

1. It's a free country

2. Freedom of speech

3. You can't stop me

4. I'm fucking stubborn.

There. Saved you a trip

Freeze peach definitely bound to come up"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fight fight fight fight

They want to see two Black brothers fighting.

They don’t wanna see us win

My money is on The gatekeeper. He's got an extra inch on the reach. "

I ain’t seen people bet on brothers fighting like this since…

Had to check myself and remind myself of my audience

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

I know what I'd like to ask but I don't think I'd like the answer

so that is staying right in my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know what I'd like to ask but I don't think I'd like the answer

so that is staying right in my head

If you’re going to ask people to have sex with you my advice is you don’t shoot you don’t score

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"fight fight fight fight

They want to see two Black brothers fighting.

They don’t wanna see us win

My money is on The gatekeeper. He's got an extra inch on the reach.

I ain’t seen people bet on brothers fighting like this since…

Had to check myself and remind myself of my audience

Mandingo Monday

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I know what I'd like to ask but I don't think I'd like the answer

so that is staying right in my head

If you’re going to ask people to have sex with you my advice is you don’t shoot you don’t score"

I couldn't even kick the ball

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fight fight fight fight

They want to see two Black brothers fighting.

They don’t wanna see us win

My money is on The gatekeeper. He's got an extra inch on the reach.

I ain’t seen people bet on brothers fighting like this since…

Had to check myself and remind myself of my audience

Mandingo Monday

Good. Bye.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"fight fight fight fight

They want to see two Black brothers fighting.

They don’t wanna see us win

My money is on The gatekeeper. He's got an extra inch on the reach.

I ain’t seen people bet on brothers fighting like this since…

Had to check myself and remind myself of my audience

Mandingo Monday

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I know what I'd like to ask but I don't think I'd like the answer

so that is staying right in my head

If you’re going to ask people to have sex with you my advice is you don’t shoot you don’t score"

Oh. Is that why I'm not getting any?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know what I'd like to ask but I don't think I'd like the answer

so that is staying right in my head

If you’re going to ask people to have sex with you my advice is you don’t shoot you don’t score

Oh. Is that why I'm not getting any?"

You’re not getting any because you haven’t asked me, yes.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I know what I'd like to ask but I don't think I'd like the answer

so that is staying right in my head

If you’re going to ask people to have sex with you my advice is you don’t shoot you don’t score

Oh. Is that why I'm not getting any?

You’re not getting any because you haven’t asked me, yes. "

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Oh good one pickles!

I'd ask xxxx why they're such a collosal ballbag!

And then I'd also ask xxxx if footsies over a sociable was acceptable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh good one pickles!

I'd ask xxxx why they're such a collosal ballbag!

And then I'd also ask xxxx if footsies over a sociable was acceptable

Tootsie touching is only acceptable in bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a social only don't expect me to turn up, because on my meets the only question I ask is "Why are you still dressed?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“What you looking for”.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's a social only don't expect me to turn up, because on my meets the only question I ask is "Why are you still dressed?" "

And next thing I knew I was pregnant

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

- how many profiles do you actually have?

- can I kiss you? It could be utterly crap but I'm intrigued.

- do you like being an enigma?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"- how many profiles do you actually have?

- can I kiss you? It could be utterly crap but I'm intrigued.

- do you like being an enigma?"

You may.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Why do you present yourself, the way you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna come to bed with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my tongue taste funny to you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you present yourself, the way you do?"

What a lovely, nice, deep, question.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanna come to bed with me?

Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why on earth did you agree to meet me?!?!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Why on earth did you agree to meet me?!?!""

I bet their answer is that they were curious to see if you were a man called David

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If it's a social only don't expect me to turn up, because on my meets the only question I ask is "Why are you still dressed?"

And next thing I knew I was pregnant"

speaking of scientific investigation...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's a social only don't expect me to turn up, because on my meets the only question I ask is "Why are you still dressed?"

And next thing I knew I was pregnant

speaking of scientific investigation..."

It’s a meme but you wouldn’t know that because you’re 90

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Why on earth did you agree to meet me?!?!"

I bet their answer is that they were curious to see if you were a man called David"

Derek!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I HATE IT HERE!!!!!

I WANNA GO HOME!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If it's a social only don't expect me to turn up, because on my meets the only question I ask is "Why are you still dressed?"

And next thing I knew I was pregnant

speaking of scientific investigation...

It’s a meme but you wouldn’t know that because you’re 90

off my lawn, whippersnapper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Why on earth did you agree to meet me?!?!"

I bet their answer is that they were curious to see if you were a man called David

Derek!

I knew it was D something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's a social only don't expect me to turn up, because on my meets the only question I ask is "Why are you still dressed?"

And next thing I knew I was pregnant

speaking of scientific investigation...

It’s a meme but you wouldn’t know that because you’re 90

off my lawn, whippersnapper

Eurgh

Yes ma’am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Why on earth did you agree to meet me?!?!"

I bet their answer is that they were curious to see if you were a man called David"

Actually I'm pretty sure I did ask this exact question.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

""Why on earth did you agree to meet me?!?!"

I bet their answer is that they were curious to see if you were a man called David

Derek!

I knew it was D something

Maybe the Fab name is Danielle.

D for Dick. a clue. It's the cosmic law of the universe that the powers that be have to give it away

(it's a... conspiracy theory thing)

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

What happens in Fab club stays in Fab club

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If it's a social only don't expect me to turn up, because on my meets the only question I ask is "Why are you still dressed?"

And next thing I knew I was pregnant

speaking of scientific investigation...

It’s a meme but you wouldn’t know that because you’re 90

off my lawn, whippersnapper

Eurgh

Yes ma’am "

kids these days have no goddamn respect!

- everyone since motherfucking Plato at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many times have you started a thread and regretted it immediately on fab?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many times have you started a thread and regretted it immediately on fab?

I can answer this one if you’re buying the coffee

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ahh Pickle this has made me laugh so much my chest hurts again

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh Pickle this has made me laugh so much my chest hurts again

Mrs TMN x"

I have the cure for your chest issues. Do you have a bad throat too? I have something for that

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ahh Pickle this has made me laugh so much my chest hurts again

Mrs TMN x

I have the cure for your chest issues. Do you have a bad throat too? I have something for that"

is it the Fab panacea for all ills?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

# theyknowwhotheyare lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"If you could meet anyone that you’ve not yet met from the lounge for a social only- what burning questions would you ask them?

Don’t name names, don’t want any tears on a Monday morning. I only want to know the topic or some of the questions. "

Two questions I'd ask her.

The first makes it too obvious (to her) who I'm talking about. I'm not about to embarrass her by saying publicly.

So just the one question for public consumption.....

I'd ask if she could send me her profile video.

Oh. My. Days.

*swoons......

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

The only question I ever ask is “do you want a snog?”

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"The only question I ever ask is “do you want a snog?”

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How crazy are you to have said yes to a social??

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

There are so many questions I’d want to ask

But the overriding one

“How can I do that. Teach me “?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"The only question I ever ask is “do you want a snog?”

Oh yes please

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Bumping this because it's a gem.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Im not sure that would be a good idea most social onlys ends with her knickers off in my experience

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I pick myself?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Bumping this because it's a gem."

I've met Nero, so one off the Fab bucket list.

I need to meet the OP at some point...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id meet nero with a list of questions to ask

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Id meet nero with a list of questions to ask

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Niç, we're already chatting, therefore you can ask my anything you like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id meet nero with a list of questions to ask

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Niç, we're already chatting, therefore you can ask my anything you like!

Let me get my list then

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Bumping this because it's a gem.

I've met Nero, so one off the Fab bucket list.

I need to meet the OP at some point..."

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YOLO is the reason why they put the "gentle" in gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's a social only don't expect me to turn up, because on my meets the only question I ask is "Why are you still dressed?"

And next thing I knew I was pregnant"

I thought you were on the pill.

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