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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

BDE, FPE etc. What is it? I want to know if or where I can get some

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"BDE, FPE etc. What is it? I want to know if or where I can get some

Have you tried Tesco ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"BDE, FPE etc. What is it? I want to know if or where I can get some

Have you tried Tesco ?"
obviously I’ve tried Tesco, Sally

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"obviously I’ve tried Tesco, Sally

Then maybe Waitrose ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you recycle them?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Could you ask Santa ?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

You could ask James Brown.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Sex appeal....please give generously.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Put on some sexy music ,some sexy clothes and have a little positive chat with yourself Stephen.

It may help you find what you're looking for.

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, what is FPE please ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you ask Santa ?"

I might be young but I am old enough to know he’s not real

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Ok, what is FPE please ?"

Family Planning Expenses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TPE needed

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"TPE needed "

Throbbing Penis Extender

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Thought this was like live 8

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I have OVE.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"TPE needed

Throbbing Penis Extender"

Toilet Paper Energy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TPE needed

Throbbing Penis Extender

Toilet Paper Energy."

Tight Pussy Envelope

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I have OVE."

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?"

I blame the menopause.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, what is FPE please ?"

I fear it should be PPE but it’s Fat/Phat pussy energy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

I blame the menopause."

Menopause pussy be hitting better than any other pussy except ovulation pussy

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

I blame the menopause.

Menopause pussy be hitting better than any other pussy except ovulation pussy "

But ovulation pussy is proper slippery

I always get embarrassed by it.

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is EM?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

I blame the menopause.

Menopause pussy be hitting better than any other pussy except ovulation pussy

But ovulation pussy is proper slippery

I always get embarrassed by it.

Em x"

Shittttt, ain’t nothing embarrassing about it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

I blame the menopause.

Menopause pussy be hitting better than any other pussy except ovulation pussy

But ovulation pussy is proper slippery

I always get embarrassed by it.

Em x"

Noooo you shouldn't. It's great for coating a cock, and licking off of one as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

I blame the menopause.

Menopause pussy be hitting better than any other pussy except ovulation pussy

But ovulation pussy is proper slippery

I always get embarrassed by it.

Em x

Noooo you shouldn't. It's great for coating a cock, and licking off of one as well.

Meli be knowing

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

"Could you ask Santa ?

I might be young but I am old enough to know he’s not real

WHAT????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could ask James Brown. "

Is James Brown alive?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Ah people either think I'm cool and good looking enough or they have terrible taste is how I see things!

Both equally valid of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put on some sexy music ,some sexy clothes and have a little positive chat with yourself Stephen.

It may help you find what you're looking for.

Em x"

This is my favourite comment of the day. Si already know it won’t be topped. And I’m gonna do it. And film it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah people either think I'm cool and good looking enough or they have terrible taste is how I see things!

Both equally valid of course

Not equally valid. Finding us unattractive is not valid.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

I blame the menopause.

Menopause pussy be hitting better than any other pussy except ovulation pussy

But ovulation pussy is proper slippery

I always get embarrassed by it.

Em x

Noooo you shouldn't. It's great for coating a cock, and licking off of one as well.

I'm gonna have a little talk with myself in future

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Put on some sexy music ,some sexy clothes and have a little positive chat with yourself Stephen.

It may help you find what you're looking for.

Em x

This is my favourite comment of the day. Si already know it won’t be topped. And I’m gonna do it. And film it.

Can I see? You're gonna get all sexy with it aren't you

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

I blame the menopause.

Menopause pussy be hitting better than any other pussy except ovulation pussy

But ovulation pussy is proper slippery

I always get embarrassed by it.

Em x

Noooo you shouldn't. It's great for coating a cock, and licking off of one as well.

Meli!!!!!!!!!!!

Must you say such things?

Some of us too easily taken all excitable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally a fresh haircut and shave, nice clothes and it really helps me feel myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put on some sexy music ,some sexy clothes and have a little positive chat with yourself Stephen.

It may help you find what you're looking for.

Em x

This is my favourite comment of the day. Si already know it won’t be topped. And I’m gonna do it. And film it.

Can I see? You're gonna get all sexy with it aren't you

You already know it

Orrrrr

Maybe I’ll be very silly with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, what is FPE please ?

I fear it should be PPE...... "

I thought of doing PPE but opted for another subject instead.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Amazon, if you order today it'll be here in time for Christmas

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

I blame the menopause.

Menopause pussy be hitting better than any other pussy except ovulation pussy

But ovulation pussy is proper slippery

I always get embarrassed by it.

Em x

Noooo you shouldn't. It's great for coating a cock, and licking off of one as well.

Meli!!!!!!!!!!!

Must you say such things?

Some of us too easily taken all excitable.

I'm sorry. I'm not really, I just kind of forgot I was meant to be PG. I love when I'm ovulating, love that insatiable feral stage. And my cunt tastes sweeter, I'm more slippery. It's all wonderful. Em should definitely embrace it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, what is FPE please ?

I fear it should be PPE......

I thought of doing PPE but opted for another subject instead.

PPE would’ve got you further in all senses but especially on fab M

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Amazon, if you order today it'll be here in time for Christmas "

Can’t order from Amazon because of my bloody morals. Any other sites?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What even is it? I'm lost...

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Amazon, if you order today it'll be here in time for Christmas

Can’t order from Amazon because of my bloody morals. Any other sites? "

Get a friend to order it off Amazon for you and give them the money

. Problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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PPE would’ve got you further in all senses but especially on fab M

My PPE on Fab? May I introduce Tones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got some

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

I blame the menopause.

Menopause pussy be hitting better than any other pussy except ovulation pussy

But ovulation pussy is proper slippery

I always get embarrassed by it.

Em x

Noooo you shouldn't. It's great for coating a cock, and licking off of one as well.

Meli!!!!!!!!!!!

Must you say such things?

Some of us too easily taken all excitable.

Go and give yourself a good talking to.

Or something.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got some

Oh yay! It’s you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....

PPE would’ve got you further in all senses but especially on fab M

My PPE on Fab? May I introduce Tones?

You mean Toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want PPE, why not ask Michelle Mone? I believe she's the govts go to girl, plus she also featured as a pin up for 'stop the boats' (see the New European)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

I blame the menopause.

Menopause pussy be hitting better than any other pussy except ovulation pussy "

I have menopause pussy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

Don't cover your face in sick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

I blame the menopause.

Menopause pussy be hitting better than any other pussy except ovulation pussy

I have menopause pussy

I need that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

I had a sexy dream about someone wearing a mask so there’s hope for you yet x

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

Don't cover your face in sick

I assumed she was covering it in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

Don't cover your face in sick

I assumed she was covering it in spunk"

Easy mistake to make

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

Don't cover your face in sick

your puke is white? mine is usually kind of orange-brown plus food?

the first P stands for "protective"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

Don't cover your face in sick

your puke is white? mine is usually kind of orange-brown plus food?

the first P stands for "protective"

CONDOMS?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

Don't cover your face in sick

your puke is white? mine is usually kind of orange-brown plus food?

the first P stands for "protective"

CONDOMS?"

Yes.

Look at me I'm a very floppy kind of yellowy elephant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

Don't cover your face in sick

your puke is white? mine is usually kind of orange-brown plus food?

the first P stands for "protective"

CONDOMS?

Yes.

Look at me I'm a very floppy kind of yellowy elephant

You’re so hot rn

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

Don't cover your face in sick

your puke is white? mine is usually kind of orange-brown plus food?

the first P stands for "protective"

CONDOMS?

Yes.

Look at me I'm a very floppy kind of yellowy elephant

You’re so hot rn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got some

Oh yay! It’s you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You should hear me singing "Let’s Get it On" in the morning before my vocal chords have woke up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should hear me singing "Let’s Get it On" in the morning before my vocal chords have woke up."

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Ok, what is FPE please ?

I fear it should be PPE......

I thought of doing PPE but opted for another subject instead.

Plump Pussy Energy.

The one the man can bounce off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got some

Oh yay! It’s you

I’m kidding

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You should hear me singing "Let’s Get it On" in the morning before my vocal chords have woke up.

That should probably say in the evening before we hit the sack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should hear me singing "Let’s Get it On" in the morning before my vocal chords have woke up.

That should probably say in the evening before we hit the sack

Imagine you and me in the sack

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

Don't cover your face in sick

your puke is white? mine is usually kind of orange-brown plus food?

the first P stands for "protective"

My puke is constant right now

#GORD

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

Don't cover your face in sick

your puke is white? mine is usually kind of orange-brown plus food?

the first P stands for "protective"

My puke is constant right now

#GORD"

Are you pregnant?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

I blame the menopause.

Menopause pussy be hitting better than any other pussy except ovulation pussy

I have menopause pussy

I need that. "

You want?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

Don't cover your face in sick

your puke is white? mine is usually kind of orange-brown plus food?

the first P stands for "protective"

My puke is constant right now

#GORD

Are you pregnant? "

I think it's yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

I blame the menopause.

Menopause pussy be hitting better than any other pussy except ovulation pussy

I have menopause pussy

I need that.

You want? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

Don't cover your face in sick

your puke is white? mine is usually kind of orange-brown plus food?

the first P stands for "protective"

My puke is constant right now

#GORD

Are you pregnant?

I think it's yours

I thought we weren’t telling anyone

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

I blame the menopause.

Menopause pussy be hitting better than any other pussy except ovulation pussy

I have menopause pussy

I need that.

You want?

You can sign up at *this link*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have OVE.

Oozing vaginal excretions ?

I blame the menopause.

Menopause pussy be hitting better than any other pussy except ovulation pussy

I have menopause pussy

I need that.

You want?

You can sign up at *this link*

You forgot to press ctrl & k

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

Don't cover your face in sick

your puke is white? mine is usually kind of orange-brown plus food?

the first P stands for "protective"

My puke is constant right now

#GORD

Are you pregnant?

I think it's yours

I thought we weren’t telling anyone "

oooh juicy gossip!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I have PPE. I don't think anyone thinks it's sexy though, and I'm a bit sick of covering my face in white

Don't cover your face in sick

your puke is white? mine is usually kind of orange-brown plus food?

the first P stands for "protective"

My puke is constant right now

#GORD

Are you pregnant?

I think it's yours

I thought we weren’t telling anyone

oooh juicy gossip!"

It was immaculate

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