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"I like to drag my teeth along the shaft then bite down on the very tip. Guys love it so much they squeal. " And there is the loophole in the contract | |||
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"i've never done the sucking of the dick thing, so im afraid i can't answer that. sorry brucey Px "I'm so annoyed the other week didn't happen. I was so ready to be your first   | |||
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"i've never done the sucking of the dick thing, so im afraid i can't answer that. sorry brucey Px "Face fucking still counts!  | |||
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"i've never done the sucking of the dick thing, so im afraid i can't answer that. sorry brucey Px
I'm so annoyed the other week didn't happen. I was so ready to be your first "im annoyed with you too! i was promised so much, and you didn't deliver  shame shame shame.
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"Can guys answer this too "Not on a Sunday! | |||
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"I'm really not giving you my secrets, lad. "Exactly this! | |||
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"Brucey, if I tell you how TVs do it, then all the women will know, and we'll lose our advantage. Sorry. " | |||
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"I can’t possibly tell you that Brucey boy. They’re trademarked secrets "Its nice when the lady warms your balls so that the cream can rise to the top | |||
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"Brucey, if I tell you how TVs do it, then all the women will know, and we'll lose our advantage. Sorry. "
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"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm." I regurgitated a tuna mayo sandwich onto a penis once as I deppthroated it. I did warn him I need 4 hours rest after eating to digest my food properly. | |||
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"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm." The body and face of a beauty... The mind of a beast...  | |||
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"Enthusiasm does not equal speed. I might get that put onto tshirts." Definitely not. I enthusiastically suck slowly and sensually as well as fast and gagging. | |||
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"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm. I regurgitated a tuna mayo sandwich onto a penis once as I deppthroated it. I did warn him I need 4 hours rest after eating to digest my food properly. "I remember you mentioning this before. A tuna mayo vomit penis sounds delicious. And yes, I am a beast yes Keytoenail. I would eat tuna vomit from your penis. | |||
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"Brucey, if I tell you how TVs do it, then all the women will know, and we'll lose our advantage. Sorry.
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"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm." You promised to do that to me soo... I'm waiting? | |||
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"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm. I regurgitated a tuna mayo sandwich onto a penis once as I deppthroated it. I did warn him I need 4 hours rest after eating to digest my food properly.
I remember you mentioning this before. A tuna mayo vomit penis sounds delicious.
And yes, I am a beast yes Keytoenail. I would eat tuna vomit from your penis."
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"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm. I regurgitated a tuna mayo sandwich onto a penis once as I deppthroated it. I did warn him I need 4 hours rest after eating to digest my food properly.
I remember you mentioning this before. A tuna mayo vomit penis sounds delicious.
And yes, I am a beast yes Keytoenail. I would eat tuna vomit from your penis.
Women are brutal."Wouldn't get any of that nonsense from a TV | |||
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"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm. You promised to do that to me soo... I'm waiting?" I'm just finishing my macaroni cheese and mushroom soup then I'll be over. | |||
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"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm. I regurgitated a tuna mayo sandwich onto a penis once as I deppthroated it. I did warn him I need 4 hours rest after eating to digest my food properly.
I remember you mentioning this before. A tuna mayo vomit penis sounds delicious.
And yes, I am a beast yes Keytoenail. I would eat tuna vomit from your penis.
Women are brutal.
Wouldn't get any of that nonsense from a TV"No. We have different nonsense. | |||
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"I’ve never had a blow job. Want one? "Finally !!! Someone took the damn hint. Erm, yes. Yes I do. | |||
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"I’ve never had a blow job. Want a *proper* one? "I have a choice now!?! | |||
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"At least nobody has said grapefruit technique " Goddammit | |||
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"I’ve never had a blow job. Want a *proper* one?
I have a choice now!?! "We could probably take turns.  | |||
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"At least nobody has said grapefruit technique Goddammit" No! Those noises haunt me | |||
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"I’ve never had a blow job. Want a *proper* one?
I have a choice now!?!
We could probably take turns. "Of course we could | |||
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"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm. I regurgitated a tuna mayo sandwich onto a penis once as I deppthroated it. I did warn him I need 4 hours rest after eating to digest my food properly.
I remember you mentioning this before. A tuna mayo vomit penis sounds delicious.
And yes, I am a beast yes Keytoenail. I would eat tuna vomit from your penis."The smell was awful, but it tasted ok | |||
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"At least nobody has said grapefruit technique Goddammit" Yesss the true master | |||
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"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm. I regurgitated a tuna mayo sandwich onto a penis once as I deppthroated it. I did warn him I need 4 hours rest after eating to digest my food properly.
I remember you mentioning this before. A tuna mayo vomit penis sounds delicious.
And yes, I am a beast yes Keytoenail. I would eat tuna vomit from your penis.
Women are brutal.
Wouldn't get any of that nonsense from a TV
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We have different nonsense.
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"I put it in my mouth. I make a noise that goes slurp slurp suck suck gargle garlic. I puke a little or something like that. I eat the big lumps of puke and use a fine comb to remove the big lumps and insects from his pubes. I profusely apologise. I ask him to wash it because the atmosphere has usually changed by this point and the chemistry isn't what it should be. I pray he has a Lynx Africa set because that smell reminds me of Tesco clubcard. I make a bacon sandwich when he's bathing his balls in the sink and then I stick on a porno so he can get hard again. I usually fall asleep around 8pm. You promised to do that to me soo... I'm waiting? I'm just finishing my macaroni cheese and mushroom soup then I'll be over. " Good, let's get it to a good texture in there! | |||
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"Oh. So many ways. Depends how they react to different things. My personal favourites I can do at least. I like that deep kissing almost nibbling the head. Flicking my tongue over that usually extra sensitive bit on the underside of the head and rolling my tongue around the whole thing. I like kissing all the way down the underside of the shaft, gently sucking and just barely brushing my teeth against the skin. Spreading my tongue wide to slowly draw back to the top and enveloping the head with my mouth entirely for the first time. I like the playful moods. Bibbling those sensitive spots against soft pouting lips. Sucking on the head and pulling my head back quickly to get that lollipop 'pop' sound and taking it back between my lips before the wait what can turn into a full giggle. Sucking hard with my tongue flailing and my lips not quite tight against it so that it makes that alien schlorping noise. Though these moods tend to be reserved for my favourite people. I like taking it as far into my throat as I can. And then just a little bit more. I like fighting against that gag reflex and feeling the muscles in my throat tighten and fight against it. I like keeping it in that state as long as possible, unable to breathe and tear filled eyes looking to my partner until I have to get oxygen or I won't be any use to them ever again. I love ch0king myself with it. Moving my head at different speeds until I can feel its the right one for them and keeping that pace. I love hearing I'm a good girl or a pretty little cocksucker. I love when they can feel I'm starting to struggle and grab my hair and use my throat like their least favourite wank sock, making my cunt throb and my hips grind until they pulse cum so far down my throat I don't even have to swallow. I like holding their cock in my throat as long as I can bear the lack of air even after they've relaxed and released my hair, the tired muscles on either side twitching against each other. Then slide my head back enough to breathe through my nose but still not releasing it from my mouth, making sure there's not a single drop wasted. Still gently massaging with my tongue, looking up again for that eye contact and to see if they're willing to let me see if I can get another round out of them without a rest. So those are my favourite bits. I forget exactly what the question was. But I needed a distraction for a bit and this worked. So thanks OP "Okaaay.... and that's the end of the thread. There's nothing else to say. Thanks for coming folks. Donations in the jar on your way out. | |||
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"Oh. So many ways. Depends how they react to different things. My personal favourites I can do at least. I like that deep kissing almost nibbling the head. Flicking my tongue over that usually extra sensitive bit on the underside of the head and rolling my tongue around the whole thing. I like kissing all the way down the underside of the shaft, gently sucking and just barely brushing my teeth against the skin. Spreading my tongue wide to slowly draw back to the top and enveloping the head with my mouth entirely for the first time. I like the playful moods. Bibbling those sensitive spots against soft pouting lips. Sucking on the head and pulling my head back quickly to get that lollipop 'pop' sound and taking it back between my lips before the wait what can turn into a full giggle. Sucking hard with my tongue flailing and my lips not quite tight against it so that it makes that alien schlorping noise. Though these moods tend to be reserved for my favourite people. I like taking it as far into my throat as I can. And then just a little bit more. I like fighting against that gag reflex and feeling the muscles in my throat tighten and fight against it. I like keeping it in that state as long as possible, unable to breathe and tear filled eyes looking to my partner until I have to get oxygen or I won't be any use to them ever again. I love ch0king myself with it. Moving my head at different speeds until I can feel its the right one for them and keeping that pace. I love hearing I'm a good girl or a pretty little cocksucker. I love when they can feel I'm starting to struggle and grab my hair and use my throat like their least favourite wank sock, making my cunt throb and my hips grind until they pulse cum so far down my throat I don't even have to swallow. I like holding their cock in my throat as long as I can bear the lack of air even after they've relaxed and released my hair, the tired muscles on either side twitching against each other. Then slide my head back enough to breathe through my nose but still not releasing it from my mouth, making sure there's not a single drop wasted. Still gently massaging with my tongue, looking up again for that eye contact and to see if they're willing to let me see if I can get another round out of them without a rest. So those are my favourite bits. I forget exactly what the question was. But I needed a distraction for a bit and this worked. So thanks OP
Okaaay.... and that's the end of the thread. There's nothing else to say. Thanks for coming folks. Donations in the jar on your way out. "Hahahaaaa | |||
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"I just stick my willy in a mouth, then some magic kind of happens, then it's all over "It’s magic because they’re witches, Chris. Sexy witches. Sexy cocksucking witches. | |||
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"Step 1. Insert penis into gub. Step 2. Suck until it spits." Sounds pretty shite, make some effort. | |||
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"Step 1. Insert penis into gub. Step 2. Suck until it spits. Sounds pretty shite, make some effort." The woman that says she loves it knows what she is doing and enjoys taking control and I like that too | |||
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"Some great answers, would happily allow some of the women on this post to practice or fine tune techniques. Bloody amazing new vids quacksplat" You're welcome! I'm not the guy in the vids sadly but I did ask nicely for her to do the right thing | |||
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"I like to drag my teeth along the shaft then bite down on the very tip. Guys love it so much they squeal. " This is why I’m terrified of blowjobs | |||
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"Oh. So many ways. Depends how they react to different things. My personal favourites I can do at least. I like that deep kissing almost nibbling the head. Flicking my tongue over that usually extra sensitive bit on the underside of the head and rolling my tongue around the whole thing. I like kissing all the way down the underside of the shaft, gently sucking and just barely brushing my teeth against the skin. Spreading my tongue wide to slowly draw back to the top and enveloping the head with my mouth entirely for the first time. I like the playful moods. Bibbling those sensitive spots against soft pouting lips. Sucking on the head and pulling my head back quickly to get that lollipop 'pop' sound and taking it back between my lips before the wait what can turn into a full giggle. Sucking hard with my tongue flailing and my lips not quite tight against it so that it makes that alien schlorping noise. Though these moods tend to be reserved for my favourite people. I like taking it as far into my throat as I can. And then just a little bit more. I like fighting against that gag reflex and feeling the muscles in my throat tighten and fight against it. I like keeping it in that state as long as possible, unable to breathe and tear filled eyes looking to my partner until I have to get oxygen or I won't be any use to them ever again. I love ch0king myself with it. Moving my head at different speeds until I can feel its the right one for them and keeping that pace. I love hearing I'm a good girl or a pretty little cocksucker. I love when they can feel I'm starting to struggle and grab my hair and use my throat like their least favourite wank sock, making my cunt throb and my hips grind until they pulse cum so far down my throat I don't even have to swallow. I like holding their cock in my throat as long as I can bear the lack of air even after they've relaxed and released my hair, the tired muscles on either side twitching against each other. Then slide my head back enough to breathe through my nose but still not releasing it from my mouth, making sure there's not a single drop wasted. Still gently massaging with my tongue, looking up again for that eye contact and to see if they're willing to let me see if I can get another round out of them without a rest. So those are my favourite bits. I forget exactly what the question was. But I needed a distraction for a bit and this worked. So thanks OP "All the yes | |||
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"Oh. So many ways. Depends how they react to different things. My personal favourites I can do at least. I like that deep kissing almost nibbling the head. Flicking my tongue over that usually extra sensitive bit on the underside of the head and rolling my tongue around the whole thing. I like kissing all the way down the underside of the shaft, gently sucking and just barely brushing my teeth against the skin. Spreading my tongue wide to slowly draw back to the top and enveloping the head with my mouth entirely for the first time. I like the playful moods. Bibbling those sensitive spots against soft pouting lips. Sucking on the head and pulling my head back quickly to get that lollipop 'pop' sound and taking it back between my lips before the wait what can turn into a full giggle. Sucking hard with my tongue flailing and my lips not quite tight against it so that it makes that alien schlorping noise. Though these moods tend to be reserved for my favourite people. I like taking it as far into my throat as I can. And then just a little bit more. I like fighting against that gag reflex and feeling the muscles in my throat tighten and fight against it. I like keeping it in that state as long as possible, unable to breathe and tear filled eyes looking to my partner until I have to get oxygen or I won't be any use to them ever again. I love ch0king myself with it. Moving my head at different speeds until I can feel its the right one for them and keeping that pace. I love hearing I'm a good girl or a pretty little cocksucker. I love when they can feel I'm starting to struggle and grab my hair and use my throat like their least favourite wank sock, making my cunt throb and my hips grind until they pulse cum so far down my throat I don't even have to swallow. I like holding their cock in my throat as long as I can bear the lack of air even after they've relaxed and released my hair, the tired muscles on either side twitching against each other. Then slide my head back enough to breathe through my nose but still not releasing it from my mouth, making sure there's not a single drop wasted. Still gently massaging with my tongue, looking up again for that eye contact and to see if they're willing to let me see if I can get another round out of them without a rest. So those are my favourite bits. I forget exactly what the question was. But I needed a distraction for a bit and this worked. So thanks OP "And how long would this take? | |||
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""What Prey said And how long would this take? "Not as long as it took to type I imagine! | |||
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""What Prey said And how long would this take?
Not as long as it took to type I imagine! "That might be my fault  | |||
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""What Prey said And how long would this take?
Not as long as it took to type I imagine! "Uh, varies by sensitivity and how nervous they are mostly | |||
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""What Prey said And how long would this take?
Not as long as it took to type I imagine! "Honestly...one night it was pretty much all this for about 5 hours.... | |||
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""What Prey said And how long would this take?
Not as long as it took to type I imagine!
Honestly...one night it was pretty much all this for about 5 hours...."In fairness, I did occasionally pause for a cigarette break or to grab juice while you relearned how to speak. And I was on a definite oral fixation high that day | |||
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""What Prey said And how long would this take?
Not as long as it took to type I imagine!
Uh, varies by sensitivity and how nervous they are mostly "Narrator - for those who aren’t familiar with Woody, he’s has sensitive skin that can feel the wind change direction in the Isle of Man, and has nerves of steel strong enough to watch England in a penalty shootout. | |||
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"Open my mouth and swallow. Does the trick. "So in! | |||
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"Open my mouth and swallow. Does the trick. "No not really ….. | |||
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"Open my mouth and swallow. Does the trick.
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"I once knew a lass who could put the condom on with her mouth. How? I’ve no idea how she managed it " I can do this. Learned it at an Ann Summers party | |||
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"I once knew a lass who could put the condom on with her mouth. How? I’ve no idea how she managed it I can do this. Learned it at an Ann Summers party "Do they need penises to practice on?
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"I once knew a lass who could put the condom on with her mouth. How? I’ve no idea how she managed it I can do this. Learned it at an Ann Summers party
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"I once knew a lass who could put the condom on with her mouth. How? I’ve no idea how she managed it I can do this. Learned it at an Ann Summers party
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"I once knew a lass who could put the condom on with her mouth. How? I’ve no idea how she managed it " I guess the secret is not enjoying condoms because most people think of them as food and that's dangerous. | |||
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"I once knew a lass who could put the condom on with her mouth. How? I’ve no idea how she managed it I guess the secret is not enjoying condoms because most people think of them as food and that's dangerous." One wrong inhale and it becomes a very disappointing blow job | |||
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"I like to drag my teeth along the shaft then bite down on the very tip. Guys love it so much they squeal. "  | |||
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