FabSwingers.com forum: Blessed are the cheesemakers

By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Haven't seen one of these for a while... What's your favourite quotable film line?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

He's not the messiah He's a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'who, who, WHOOO, what are you, a fucking owl?!`

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Im not gonna call him Dad.

Even if there's a fire .

Em x

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"Mother - there's a shithead here to see you!!"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I fart in your general direction !

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I am not breaking radio silence just cos' you lot got spooked by a dead flying fucking cow.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I knew it, you're a massive arse man Waj!" And basically everything else from Four Lions

LvM

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Whats that gromit

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Young, dumb & full of Cum

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Let’s play, global thermonuclear war

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By *ature420Couple
over a year ago

aberdeen

Hang on a bit,there might be a bit about blessed are the bignoses

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By *unshinemcmanioMan
over a year ago

GLASGOW

I am groot

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Hang on a bit,there might be a bit about blessed are the bignoses"

Blessed are those sitting on the faces of bignoses

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"this man is sick we've got to get him to a hospital"

"A hospital,what is it?"

"It's a big building with doctors and nurses but that's not important right now"

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By *orthwhile27Man
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

I can buy you a cheeseburger....

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Cigarette yes I know .

I have a friend named biggus Dickus ,he has a wife you know, Incontinentia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not the messiah He's a very naughty boy"

I'm trying to be good

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"if you can dodge a spanner you can dodge anything"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're gonna need a bigger boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?” ? Deadpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make you're own fucking tea

Rita sue and Bob too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want the truth?..You can’t handle the truth..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your*

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

" “If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?” ? Deadpool "

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

How do you know she’s a witch? Well she turned me into a newt………..….. I got better

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I came here to kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum"

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By *acktopervMan
over a year ago

Stourport-On-Severn

"Hear's Johnny"

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By *ck BasswardsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky. You are unlucky so i may know that i am not. Unfortunately the lucky never know they are lucky until they are not, take yourself for instance yesterday you were better off than than you are today, but it took today for you to realise it, but today has arrived, and now its to late, you see? People are never happy with what they have, they want what they had or what someone else has… (Character- the Rabbi) FILM - unlucky number slevin

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By *he secret lodgerMan
over a year ago

redditch

“Now you know who we are… now you know who you are “ (The Lost Boys)

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By *ck BasswardsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

You are born you take shit, you get out into the world you take more shit. You climb a little higher you take less shit, until one day you are up in the rareified atmosphere and you have forgotten what shit even looks like, welcome to the layer cake son…. Character- Eddie Temple FILM- Layer Cake… My Two fav quotes of all time

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

"Fuckface. I like that one Erroll. I'll remember that the next time I'm rolling off your mum."

BURN.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my favourite 'Christmas' movie.

Eight days Jack, and not even a phone call.

Hey, I like abuse as much as the next girl, but this time when I didn't know if you were dead or alive, I was kinda rooting for dead

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

You are in more dire need of a blow job, than any white man in history.

Smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast.

Looks like, I picked the wrong day to quit smoking.

I am serious.....and don't call me Shirley.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

‘They pull a knife, you pull a gun’

Mangled as only Sean Connery could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!" The Incredibles, 2004

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"Real actual filth who have been carefully screened in order to present to you the most flagrant violation of natural law known to man - these assorted sluts, f*gs, dykes and pimps know no bounds, they have committed acts against God and nature, acts that by their mere existence would make any decent person recoil in disgust!"

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

"Haven't seen one of these for a while... What's your favourite quotable film line? "

From 'Fallen'...

"Charles: [to his boss, as he is possessed] You know what you would look like with this sandwich up your ass? Like a fat, stupid fuck with a sandwich up his ass!"

My second is a twofer, the quote comes from 6th Sense but it is the one thing to connect the movie to Titanic...

"I see dead people!"

And as a bonus...

The Crow...

[Top Dollar to Eric Draven after Crow that makes him invincible is shot]

"Quick impression for ya! 'Caw, caw, BANG, fuck I'm dead!"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Bigger guns! We need bigger fucking guns!

(From "Split Second" - seriously underrated)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe!

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark at Tanhauser Gate...

All these... memories... will be lost... in time... like... tears... in rain...

Time... to die.

(Ohhhh, my heart breaks. This is one of the finest death soliloquies in cinema. Roy Batty in Blade Runner)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes, Dolores... sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch, to survive... Sometimes, being a bitch, is all a woman has to hang onto."

-- Dolores Claiborne (1995)

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Never tell me the odds.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You’re not funny, you’re fat and look as though you should be.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like you private joker...you can come to my house and fuck my sister...

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I like you private joker...you can come to my house and fuck my sister..."

Full metal jacket...awesome film .. r Lee ermy was brilliant

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

This is from... Mathilda

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Excellent quote!

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